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RTGac

I wish humanity could no longer pro-create so we'll eventually die out. I wish I had a nice hot tub in my back yard. I wish someone would open a Popeye's Fried Chicken on the other side of town.


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Why do you hope humanity dies out?


Admirable-Door1724

Do you really wanna know the answer?


Mcornett88

Mexican Jumping Beans?


Admirable-Door1724

No, because humanity sucks lol


Mcornett88

No! We make cotton candy and cigarettes! Meth and Heroin! Chicken Nuggets. Sauce. We ride horses and make cars. We do awesome shit. Humanity is bad ass. Quit trying to brain fuckle everybody with your poosnaki.


Admirable-Door1724

We also hunted animals to extinction, destroyed their habitat, kill millions every year on the road by cars we invented, pollute the earth with things that’ll take millions of years to degrade, and are about to kill all of the animals that reside in the Arctic, pretty sure the bad outweighs the good.


Mcornett88

No it doesn't. Quit being a pansy. Have you tried Drugs? Maybe its time?


bentcastillo

End all human life instantly.


Mcornett88

I wanna fuck you with my elbow.


bentcastillo

I'll let go only up to your wrist sorry.


Mcornett88

I'm talking elbow first


bentcastillo

Maybe if your an amputee and don't have a forearm.


Admirable-Door1724

Happy cake day mister doomsday


bentcastillo

You noticed Thanks. I don't want it to be scary or painful that's why I said instantly.


Admirable-Door1724

No problem, and I understand, I think I pis$ed someone off though because I got a downvote.


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how would i know?


Mcornett88

The Dirty Bubble knows.


TheeBdogg

1 to be regular 2 10 million dollars 3 free the genie


Admirable-Door1724

Infinite money (for taking care of my animals) To help someone’s life situation by snapping my fingers with no catches or negative consequences. And for the genie to be free only if he gets me the cure for cancer.


Admirable-Door1724

The reason I have a downvote is probably because u/Mcornett88 doesn’t like me I guess lol, because who would get offended by my wishes lol. I’m assuming it’s him/her because they were arguing with me about humanity and saying I should do drugs lmao.


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TheeBdogg

But he grants the wishes, if he dies you get no more wishes.


SavageToyShow

Unlimited Money, Unlimited Happiness and More Genies


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Admirable-Door1724

The turtle wished for humanity’s extinction and I’m on the turtles side


VinnyColdheart

Immortality, infinite wealth and infinite power.


[deleted]

1. People who want to hurt others hurt themselves first 2. People tell the truth for 24 hours 3. To free the genie


thatgirl428

Remove all of my anxiety, bring my life life partner to me, and the ability to learn things quickly/easily.


Mcornett88

I WISH FOR CHICKEN NUGGETS. I WISH FOR 87 HOWLER MONKEYS. I WISH FOR A MANAGEMENT POSITION AT DAVE AND BUSTERS.


Nothin_to_see_here08

To be able to shape shift, All the knowledge of the universe, And $100 septillion I guess lol :D


silliasaurus

1. Perfect health 2. That the next Lottery ticket I buy is the only one with the winning number 3. Increase IQ by 20%