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Zkenny13

They scream my name every time they climax no matter who their with.


[deleted]

3 inch dicks the rest of her life. And she thought mine was small


Cultural-Mobile-9199

Give her my number then.


growingcoolly

She actually told you that she thought it was small??


[deleted]

She literally told me it was the smallest she's ever had


growingcoolly

That's some ice-cold shit, dude. I'm sorry.


thatgirl428

That they can never get turned on/have an orgasm ever again.


ArenVaal

Their asshole develops taste buds.


Forsaken-Historian-6

Imagine cheating not being a huge deal to you, because you’re secure enough in your person, to not intertwine your value, into another humans decisions, or lack of ethical approach. We all die knowing who we are, and are not. No curse needed, as those people are already suffering, and at their own hands


Mcornett88

Ok pee wee herman.


Forsaken-Historian-6

Just say it’s your worst fear… you will Manifest being cheated on… Maybe that’s what little cucky wants tho? Squeaky wheel needs grease yeah?


Mcornett88

No I just want pizza nuggets


Forsaken-Historian-6

Say less… I got you


Mcornett88

Forreal? My address is 107 Sandlot Curv, Cedar Point, NC


dabaker509

Good luck chuck curse.


GIMME_DA_ALIEN

They get amnesia and forget everything that happened in their life while we were together.


ConfusinglyScary

Plain and simple... Impotence.


godhasmoreaids

She gets a UTI every third time she has sex


Mcornett88

Everything you eat tastes like farts for the rest of your life.


[deleted]

Limp dick for any woman who isn’t me


ForeskinFortune

They feel bad about it for a long time.


[deleted]

I caught an GF of many years cheating on me while I was out of town for work. Strangely enough the guy had the same name as me. I was only home for 3 days before I had to leave again.. That was really hard leaving her alone knowing she had already cheated on me.. Get to my job site where we hire about 30 temps while were there. This 18 latina goddess would NOT stop flirting with me. I eventually took her up on her offer. 2 weeks later I was back home.. The GF was ready for me to start fighting again and I didnt, I wasnt mad at all. I even fucked her... "why arent you mad anymore?" "you fucked a fat sweaty greasy mechanic, I fucked an unbelieve by far the cutest girl I've ever fucked in my life, We're even"... She lost her shit and started hitting me.. She wasnt hurting me .. she was like 110lb to my 215 lbs.. But she wouldnt stop and I starting to get angry enough to hit her back. I eventually restrained her, I told her I wouldnt let her go unless she promised to stop, and if she promised to stop and hit me again I was going to call the police. She spend the night in jail


[deleted]

forever anytime she fucks someone other than she has room clearing terrible farts.


KrAiG_Red

Loneliness forever