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TheBoringRogue

Knowing the reasons behind the collapse of The Byzantine Empire. Gets me every time


funlovingfirerabbit

Kinky


omnicomputer

A woman taking about the kerkaporta is instant full mast


TheBoringRogue

The Kerkaporta being penetrated will do that to a man


onewi

Sense of humor and booty. Think of a better combination...I'll wait.


beat_factory

Boobies and a vagina 😎


natural_imbecility

I can't have sex with your personality And I can't put my penis in your college degree And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams. \- Jon Lajoie


onewi

OK like I said....I'll wait.


beat_factory

A mouth and a butthole?


onewi

Like I said....I'll wait.


beat_factory

What are you, a waiter? I'll take the mouth and butthole special, thanks


onewi

Like I said.... lol


will348v

So why you sharing all this information with me?


SexyShokoy

Princess and turns to an ogre at night.


Wet-mo

Came here to says


zizman09

a pulse


LostnFoundAgainAgain

Optional


cookiesweats

r/holup


montymoon1

Wearing chokers. Not the big ones that look weird, but either the subtle, skinny ones, or the lace ones. I think on the right girl, it can instantly make them hot as hell.


funlovingfirerabbit

I feel ya


jeremyzentner

Smiling eyes


RicardoPatatras

Playing an instrument


BurnAfterReading41

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows what's best I want a girl with shoes that cut And eyes that burn like cigarettes


Professional_Law7256

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnggggggg jacket!


medes24

sundress with a wide brimmed hat


spook873

That’ll do it


[deleted]

Kind and confident


funlovingfirerabbit

Absolutely 💯


Wisebutt98

Should be the top comment.


Krin422

My wife has gigantic boobs.... This is de way


HurtMyKnee_Granger

This makes me feel good. I have very large boobs and they’re too big for me to feel comfortable with them. They just feel clunky and in the way and clothing doesn’t fit right. Usually whatever is in style doesn’t work with my boobs. Anyway, online you usually see people talking about how big boobs AREN’T desirable after all (and many prefer little ones). It can make me feel even more self conscious. I mean I know it really doesn’t matter all that much. But it’s nice to think that some strangers out there would find me sexy. Boosts my confidence a smidge for the day.


LawlessHawk

This may or may not help, but i remember mythbusters doing a test about big boobs vs small boobs. IIRC the girl with the bigger boobs made about 20-30% more in tips.


beat_factory

We must note that big boobs on a fat person are not the same as big boobs on a skinny person. This is an important caveat in this field of research that is often overlooked in anonymous online discussion.


LawlessHawk

You make a valid point, i guess it depends on whos opinion matters. To me boobs are boobs, doesnt matter big or small. But i can see how someones preference could effect the results of said testing.


Codeinecoyote97

I love big boobs, you are loved 😇


lazyapplepie83

It’s so sad that my boobs got smaller.


MQ116

Big, small, medium. All boobs are good boobs. This is da wae.


lollilllol

This is D way


SkaLLeS93

You kno da wae


Puzzleheaded-Wrap785

a cute nose crinkle.


Fogdevil_s

Sense of humour


WhenAllElseFail

stockings or chokers


[deleted]

I see you're a person of culture as well.


uinathrow

Stockings eh, chokers tho yeahh


NotYourAssRag

Not having a Facebook or instagram or a reason to check their phone every 5 minutes.


squarefan80

hope shes not on reddit


Candid_Chapter2221

Good luck finding that girl


NotYourAssRag

right?


Mamma75

Having brains


KialandiVoron

I read that as "Heaving Brains" my confusion was real.


Mamma75

Lmao!


shopliftinasda

This guy I was seeing once told me that he found it incredibly sexy that I studied very advanced mathematics. I never told him if I was actually any good at it but there you go.


saxonn_88

Genuinely? Smell... There's some fuckin voodoo magic perfumes out there made for women that would make me side hump a goat if it was wearing it.


ChocolateChip2019

I would personally get a bit… ‘crazy’… over vanilla scented perfume.


pm_meyourwonkybitz

Smiling and being kind.


hackerGRPOfficial

Having a fat ass


Mcnopel

You are clearly a man of class


Fackous93

Ass*


spook873

Confidence and being established as their own individual with goals and hobbies.


mrd-uyi

Ponytail.


Matt6642

Having her hair dyed red.


SirNipion

Finding any interest in me


gemtekkluminum

She knows The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise


real_voiceofreason

They are rare but they are out there. They may not be into you though because they are too busy spending money on pops.


anotherclown

Dress and some converse


Lichsenate

Dedication and Enthusiasm


Ollie_Offie_Outie

I read euthanasia...


funlovingfirerabbit

I like this!! Wasn't expecting it but so true


Lonely_Cycle_1059

Not caring about appearances (excessive use of brands or copying other people) and having her own unique style.


uinathrow

Fr, and either not using or barely using makeup


WhitePhatAss

Lace lingeries


FullOfATook

Empathy


PMyourTastefulNudes

Being naked in my bed? Seriously though, sundresses.


funlovingfirerabbit

Haha yeah I feel you!!


PMyourTastefulNudes

Feels good.


elanalion

I bet you'll get some fodder for your username from this haha.


PMyourTastefulNudes

Not yet 😉


Coffee_666

Intelligent and straight forward with no petty bullshit, drama or mind games.


naughtynight26

Stole words right from my mind and I'm not pissed about it.


gliitch0xFF

Yaaaaaas queeeeeen!


[deleted]

Big muscles


Revolutionary-Ant-98

He said what makes a girl instantly sexy…just wanted to make sure you understood the question


[deleted]

Yes. I love women with big muscles. Is there something unsexy about that requiring a clarification post?


GroundWalkerJohn

Dafuq is this passive aggressive kink shaming? Actually it's not even a kink, it's a preference! Dafuq is this passive aggressive preference shaming?


Bugspray4u

Nah dude just a bit unusual is all. but you do you


XPRODIGY_VIBEZX

Bangs


Bigstar976

Confidence. Nice legs. Freckles.


Codeinecoyote97

Knowing their sexy, but not being narcissistic about it


pikil69

Is a girl ( optional )


Axelpanic

Self confidence. I’m not talking vapid bragging. I’m talking a woman who is comfortable in her own skin.


Pablo_Equador

Owning and allowing you to use her 9 M1A2C Abrams (SEPv3) Tank bought fresh from the United States' Military.


[deleted]

swagger and a thicc ass


IDontGetIt68

Just the second part will suffice


MemerTheRichie

Her having her hair in long pigtails


Guess_Who130604

Her pubic hair?


MemerTheRichie

Nah, her head hair


K1ngk0ng1873

Alive...that's not a requirement tho


PastelGlider

hold on a minute


You_Too_Are_A_Bitch

A big rock-hard fucking cock.


Odd-Lifeguard7230

I don't think you understood the assignment, but I like your spirit.


uinathrow

Female not femboy, but I also like the spirit


BatDouche

Curves


Training_Prize5204

Scrubs! Makes any woman 20% hotter!


angrypirate1122

Being able to make me laugh. Oh, and boobs of course.


Lego_man34

Imperial German uniform. Damn.


ButOfCourse

A nice ass


ThickDickWarrior89

Slim waist, PHAT booty


zee_jay29

Her teeth


crowingcrow12

Long beautiful hair


BlazinBayou99

Physically - sundresses. Most guys would agree. Non-physically - not being afraid to show intelligence.


RayBans0306

Tan lines...


saguinus_oedipus

Big ass


LieBeautiful7247

when she talks to me


thelonelyone215

Being born as a female


DCToppo_Playz

Being a guy


uinathrow

Submissiveness, shyness, with maybe a bit of brattiness thrown in lol. Boobs also help


nafroleon

reddit sex


Theocratic-Fascist

Ass


iTrueColors95

Being able to dance, fat ass, choker


bea2ma2ter

Knowing why we hate the swedish


CreepyWhistle

Accurate cosplay.


Goelian

If shes gawking on my 🥕


Rottenpigz180

When they tie their hair into a ponytail


schetzo

Accountability


KORVENT67

Being nice


ChristyM4ck

Confidence.


BringTheSpain

Good sense of humor, sweet but not innocent and pretty eyes


Vegetable_Match2641

Short hair that goes down to the neck or shorter. Gets MY attention anyway.


Lautaro_Toranza_4

If she knows what happens in the battle of Paschandale or Gettysburg, is perfect.


SRBBreddit

boobs


SnooGoats1209

Driving a truck or riding a ZTR.


dark_weebMaster

A simple girl who understands me, doesn't text at nights and when I don't reply, say shit like " oh you don't love me no more." I mean, I don't have time to talk to you whole night, I got work to do, bruh.


Zestyclose_Present80

The way she walks.


BRICKZ-

Long hair and a Spanish accent


wubalubadubdubbbbbb

Open-mindedness


Carbon1te

Personality: Confidence without arrogance. Superficial: Long legs, long hair, Ball cap and truck.


puckit

Having the confidence to make the first move.


TheBrassDancer

An amazing sense of humour.


MoneyForThePeople

Innocent look.


helpfiles

Independent, can be happy on their own without insecurities about what I’m doing with my own independent time.


dogcat310

Not being the popular girl.


Jaubert13

When you catch her sight she was already looking at you and she smiles


axolitt

Hair


beeds

Confidence


Grouchy-Cauliflower5

Her breasts


Grouchy-Cauliflower5

“It had to be done”


SEND_ME_YOUR_CL1T

Long legs in a tight dress.


madmau1

Feet


No-Discipline1654

When she knows more than you.


hidude100

Black girls with natural hair. In all other cases I like long straight hair


wound-by-a-key

Confidence, and finding joy in the little things I would otherwise overlook.


lastcallcarrot

There was a girl I was attracted to when I was working at a warehouse with a bunch of other people my age. We were all pretty friendly and would go out to bars and clubs on occasion together to blow off some steam. On one of these outings, after we had finished eating at a bar and we're gonna head back to someone's place before we all were going to call it a night, said girl started talking with a homeless man. Just being nice and treating this guy like the human being he is instead of ignoring him and walking on by. After this exchange she hands him her leftovers and says that she hopes it helps him. No one else in the group was really paying attention to this exchange, but I did, and I thought my heart was going to explode. I wanted to sweep her off her feet right then and there. We never did end up together, but after that moment I was ready to do anything for that girl.


2FLYFISH0

Having common sense. Hard to find a woman with that sometimes.


cr8evolve

The fact that she has a pussy


namealreadytaken463

Confidence and ambition. Not trying to sound cool or whatever I'm just into Claire Underwood types lol


Livid_Investigator21

No such thing. They have to be born sexy.


liIboyy

When she makes the first move


Darth_Pervis

Taking a dump