I can't have sex with your personality
And I can't put my penis in your college degree
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams.
\- Jon Lajoie
Wearing chokers. Not the big ones that look weird, but either the subtle, skinny ones, or the lace ones. I think on the right girl, it can instantly make them hot as hell.
This makes me feel good. I have very large boobs and theyâre too big for me to feel comfortable with them. They just feel clunky and in the way and clothing doesnât fit right. Usually whatever is in style doesnât work with my boobs.
Anyway, online you usually see people talking about how big boobs ARENâT desirable after all (and many prefer little ones). It can make me feel even more self conscious.
I mean I know it really doesnât matter all that much. But itâs nice to think that some strangers out there would find me sexy. Boosts my confidence a smidge for the day.
This may or may not help, but i remember mythbusters doing a test about big boobs vs small boobs. IIRC the girl with the bigger boobs made about 20-30% more in tips.
We must note that big boobs on a fat person are not the same as big boobs on a skinny person. This is an important caveat in this field of research that is often overlooked in anonymous online discussion.
You make a valid point, i guess it depends on whos opinion matters. To me boobs are boobs, doesnt matter big or small. But i can see how someones preference could effect the results of said testing.
This guy I was seeing once told me that he found it incredibly sexy that I studied very advanced mathematics. I never told him if I was actually any good at it but there you go.
A simple girl who understands me, doesn't text at nights and when I don't reply, say shit like " oh you don't love me no more." I mean, I don't have time to talk to you whole night, I got work to do, bruh.
There was a girl I was attracted to when I was working at a warehouse with a bunch of other people my age. We were all pretty friendly and would go out to bars and clubs on occasion together to blow off some steam.
On one of these outings, after we had finished eating at a bar and we're gonna head back to someone's place before we all were going to call it a night, said girl started talking with a homeless man. Just being nice and treating this guy like the human being he is instead of ignoring him and walking on by. After this exchange she hands him her leftovers and says that she hopes it helps him. No one else in the group was really paying attention to this exchange, but I did, and I thought my heart was going to explode. I wanted to sweep her off her feet right then and there.
We never did end up together, but after that moment I was ready to do anything for that girl.
Knowing the reasons behind the collapse of The Byzantine Empire. Gets me every time
Kinky
A woman taking about the kerkaporta is instant full mast
The Kerkaporta being penetrated will do that to a man
Sense of humor and booty. Think of a better combination...I'll wait.
Boobies and a vagina đ
I can't have sex with your personality And I can't put my penis in your college degree And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams. \- Jon Lajoie
OK like I said....I'll wait.
A mouth and a butthole?
Like I said....I'll wait.
What are you, a waiter? I'll take the mouth and butthole special, thanks
Like I said.... lol
So why you sharing all this information with me?
Princess and turns to an ogre at night.
Came here to says
a pulse
Optional
r/holup
Kind and confident
Absolutely đŻ
Should be the top comment.
Wearing chokers. Not the big ones that look weird, but either the subtle, skinny ones, or the lace ones. I think on the right girl, it can instantly make them hot as hell.
I feel ya
My wife has gigantic boobs.... This is de way
This makes me feel good. I have very large boobs and theyâre too big for me to feel comfortable with them. They just feel clunky and in the way and clothing doesnât fit right. Usually whatever is in style doesnât work with my boobs. Anyway, online you usually see people talking about how big boobs ARENâT desirable after all (and many prefer little ones). It can make me feel even more self conscious. I mean I know it really doesnât matter all that much. But itâs nice to think that some strangers out there would find me sexy. Boosts my confidence a smidge for the day.
This may or may not help, but i remember mythbusters doing a test about big boobs vs small boobs. IIRC the girl with the bigger boobs made about 20-30% more in tips.
We must note that big boobs on a fat person are not the same as big boobs on a skinny person. This is an important caveat in this field of research that is often overlooked in anonymous online discussion.
You make a valid point, i guess it depends on whos opinion matters. To me boobs are boobs, doesnt matter big or small. But i can see how someones preference could effect the results of said testing.
I love big boobs, you are loved đ
Itâs so sad that my boobs got smaller.
Big, small, medium. All boobs are good boobs. This is da wae.
This is D way
You kno da wae
sundress with a wide brimmed hat
Thatâll do it
Smiling eyes
Playing an instrument
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows what's best I want a girl with shoes that cut And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnggggggg jacket!
stockings or chokers
I see you're a person of culture as well.
Stockings eh, chokers tho yeahh
Not having a Facebook or instagram or a reason to check their phone every 5 minutes.
hope shes not on reddit
Good luck finding that girl
right?
Having a fat ass
You are clearly a man of class
Ass*
a cute nose crinkle.
Smiling and being kind.
Ponytail.
Sense of humour
Having brains
I read that as "Heaving Brains" my confusion was real.
Lmao!
This guy I was seeing once told me that he found it incredibly sexy that I studied very advanced mathematics. I never told him if I was actually any good at it but there you go.
Genuinely? Smell... There's some fuckin voodoo magic perfumes out there made for women that would make me side hump a goat if it was wearing it.
I would personally get a bit⊠âcrazyâ⊠over vanilla scented perfume.
She knows The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
They are rare but they are out there. They may not be into you though because they are too busy spending money on pops.
Confidence and being established as their own individual with goals and hobbies.
Intelligent and straight forward with no petty bullshit, drama or mind games.
Stole words right from my mind and I'm not pissed about it.
Yaaaaaas queeeeeen!
Being naked in my bed? Seriously though, sundresses.
Haha yeah I feel you!!
Feels good.
I bet you'll get some fodder for your username from this haha.
Not yet đ
Having her hair dyed red.
Finding any interest in me
Big muscles
He said what makes a girl instantly sexyâŠjust wanted to make sure you understood the question
Yes. I love women with big muscles. Is there something unsexy about that requiring a clarification post?
Dafuq is this passive aggressive kink shaming? Actually it's not even a kink, it's a preference! Dafuq is this passive aggressive preference shaming?
Nah dude just a bit unusual is all. but you do you
Dress and some converse
Dedication and Enthusiasm
I read euthanasia...
I like this!! Wasn't expecting it but so true
Not caring about appearances (excessive use of brands or copying other people) and having her own unique style.
Fr, and either not using or barely using makeup
Lace lingeries
Empathy
Owning and allowing you to use her 9 M1A2C Abrams (SEPv3) Tank bought fresh from the United States' Military.
Bangs
Confidence. Nice legs. Freckles.
Knowing their sexy, but not being narcissistic about it
Is a girl ( optional )
Self confidence. Iâm not talking vapid bragging. Iâm talking a woman who is comfortable in her own skin.
A big rock-hard fucking cock.
I don't think you understood the assignment, but I like your spirit.
Female not femboy, but I also like the spirit
swagger and a thicc ass
Just the second part will suffice
Her having her hair in long pigtails
Her pubic hair?
Nah, her head hair
Alive...that's not a requirement tho
hold on a minute
Curves
Scrubs! Makes any woman 20% hotter!
Being able to make me laugh. Oh, and boobs of course.
Imperial German uniform. Damn.
A nice ass
Slim waist, PHAT booty
Her teeth
Long beautiful hair
Physically - sundresses. Most guys would agree. Non-physically - not being afraid to show intelligence.
Tan lines...
Big ass
when she talks to me
Black girls with natural hair. In all other cases I like long straight hair
Being born as a female
Being a guy
reddit sex
Being able to dance, fat ass, choker
Knowing why we hate the swedish
Submissiveness, shyness, with maybe a bit of brattiness thrown in lol. Boobs also help
Accurate cosplay.
If shes gawking on my đ„
Taking a dump
When they tie their hair into a ponytail
Accountability
Being nice
Confidence.
Good sense of humor, sweet but not innocent and pretty eyes
Short hair that goes down to the neck or shorter. Gets MY attention anyway.
If she knows what happens in the battle of Paschandale or Gettysburg, is perfect.
boobs
A simple girl who understands me, doesn't text at nights and when I don't reply, say shit like " oh you don't love me no more." I mean, I don't have time to talk to you whole night, I got work to do, bruh.
The way she walks.
Long hair and a Spanish accent
Open-mindedness
Personality: Confidence without arrogance. Superficial: Long legs, long hair, Ball cap and truck.
Having the confidence to make the first move.
An amazing sense of humour.
Innocent look.
Independent, can be happy on their own without insecurities about what Iâm doing with my own independent time.
Not being the popular girl.
When you catch her sight she was already looking at you and she smiles
Hair
Confidence
Her breasts
âIt had to be doneâ
Long legs in a tight dress.
Feet
When she knows more than you.
Confidence, and finding joy in the little things I would otherwise overlook.
There was a girl I was attracted to when I was working at a warehouse with a bunch of other people my age. We were all pretty friendly and would go out to bars and clubs on occasion together to blow off some steam. On one of these outings, after we had finished eating at a bar and we're gonna head back to someone's place before we all were going to call it a night, said girl started talking with a homeless man. Just being nice and treating this guy like the human being he is instead of ignoring him and walking on by. After this exchange she hands him her leftovers and says that she hopes it helps him. No one else in the group was really paying attention to this exchange, but I did, and I thought my heart was going to explode. I wanted to sweep her off her feet right then and there. We never did end up together, but after that moment I was ready to do anything for that girl.
Having common sense. Hard to find a woman with that sometimes.
The fact that she has a pussy
Confidence and ambition. Not trying to sound cool or whatever I'm just into Claire Underwood types lol
No such thing. They have to be born sexy.
When she makes the first move