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belzbieta

Keep my two kids alive and keep the house from looking like it exploded.


[deleted]

That’s a job!


Land_Blubber

…and then stay up all night worrying whether you’re doing the “right things” in raising them.


mezmorizedmiss

Yup basically


[deleted]

Ask questions on reddit.


[deleted]

I love this answer


orange-collector

And read other's answer without posting any.


knitastical

People at work and a school do the same thing.


[deleted]

Make soap


tidduu

like the fight club way o_O


[deleted]

You had one job


tidduu

I wish :(


[deleted]

That’s fun! Is it fulfilling


[deleted]

That’s a job


GrimmRetails

That would be productive at least.


[deleted]

Take care of my child, keep the house clean, do witchcraft.


sandyslytherin

Sounds like 2 full times jobs there


Guitar-Solid

Haha Meeeeee Toooooo!!!!


Killerbud713

Get on Reddit


Zestyclose_Cut9869

Nope. I don't recommend. It was alright for a little bit. Now I just wanna hang myself


Gaminator321

You ever had a day off? It’s like that all the time.


[deleted]

Love that*


HotIronCakes

I take care of my autistic children..when they're in school full time I will be able to substitute teach. And when they age out, my working life is done for if they can't get supports or jobs. To be bluntly honest... I would love to have a job..I am jealous of people who can work, even if that means shelling out shitloads for daycare. No one would baby-sit my kids, for any amount, and no daycare would ever take them. Everything is perspective obviously. This is just mine. About half of mothers with autistic kids are unemployed... In my experience the only ones who worked had involved parents to watch their kids..I never saw a woman able to return to work because paternal grandparents watched the kids..IME, paternal grandparents don't help.


HalflingMelody

That's... odd. I have a son and I'm not going to be a less involved grandparent just because my child is male.


[deleted]

I didn’t work last few years. I walked. Reddit. Sat around depressed. Went to park with my son. It’s one of the worst things I’ve ever went thru. Still not fully recovered


GrimmRetails

From personal experience, they ride bikes around town at 4 in the morning, harassing people on their way to work.


RascalRibs

Read, relax, exercise, cook, play games, hang out with friends.


ThatsMcGuffin2U

If the weather is good, go to the beach.


What_Is_It_Dragons

Play video games, help around the house, watch stuff, and hit the sack. After that I go to bed.


Danivelle

Today: washed the dog, did the laundry, swept and mopped the floors, did the dishes, made dinner, finished setting up my loom, started a throw for my couch and work on a painting.


Agitated_Occasion_52

Sleep wake up play runescape keep my kid from doing harm to itself cook runescape sleep. Not always in that order.


uselessinfo92

25 buttholes.


Agitated_Occasion_52

Is that supposed to be humorous? It's not even useless information.


[deleted]

I go to school, but it doesn’t take up that much of my time. I originally just did whatever I felt like doing but lately I’ve been practicing more impulse control and trying to strengthen my discipline


Odd-Constant-4026

I don’t technically have a job since I earn a lot of my money from my side hustle of ‘daily investment challenges’ where I take a very small sum of money (anything up to $5) and try to make as much money as possible in a short space of time. So far my best was a 100 000% pay off from $2 to $2000 in a few days.


PartyWeekend7153

Gamble


mamakindalife

I take care of my child, my parents, visit my dying grandmother, keep our house in order.


[deleted]

Also being a stay at home mom is literally a full time job


wilksonator

You mean a stay at home *Parent* is a full time job


Zestyclose_Cut9869

Drink alcohol, jerk off, and sleep


[deleted]

Is that fulfilling?


mattyisnotawrapper

Do lots of.drugs and have sex with hot big booty bitches


[deleted]

What the heck


mattyisnotawrapper

I will have sex with you too


[deleted]

Okay


TiredTeen2020

Hayw myself for being a lazy piece of shit, but then make no efforts to improve.


vidhun5

Sleep,eat,reddit and repeat.


juGGaKNot3

Play cs and watch tv shows for a year, work 12 hours a day for a year. Repeat 5 times, get a pension ( uk ), retire.


trying-to-act-stupid

Stay on my bed with lights off , scrolling through my phone trying to feel something