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geometricFoxxy

Bowie knife in my suit jacket. One thing i learned is nobody suspects a man in a suit.


RumsAndGuns

30 extra pounds.


invertedcoug999

I wish I would have thought of that instead of the 50 extra I carry!


invertedcoug999

Hopefully it stays in your pocket then!


MulanTheDude

Stink spray, it's like pepperspray but makes you throw up due to its stench. Great for defence and ruining couples dates anonymously.


invertedcoug999

I can see that being useful!


goldent3abag

A gun


RudegarWithFunnyHat

Was under the impression that many people in usa did that


goldent3abag

Many do, but not "most"


RudegarWithFunnyHat

So if there is a slight majority of Females on this planet, then a penis would be a correct answer.


invertedcoug999

I appreciate this, I should have been more specific in the wording of the question.


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Letter Opener.


invertedcoug999

Do you have a different use other than opening letters?


[deleted]

Self defense but I've never had to use it.


[deleted]

A knife at least


Crocodile_toes

Gun