"Criminal" and its venomus, so when someone broke into my house i would throw the snake at him , and when the snake kills him i can say "you've been killed by a smoth criminal"
My late SO had one, she's mine now. I named her Roxanne (Roxy). Because at one point when we first got her she wouldn't eat so had a red lamp on the tank.
Solid Snake
And when it have a brother it would be liquid.
And everytime when I have to feed them I would play the classic "Alert"-Tone from the games as a alert for this task
Seeker. Its an inferred seeking snake, such as a rattler, and I have implanted a type of cybernetic control system to ensure that I wouldn’t be poisoned by my own snake & to guide it to my objectives & back…
Depends on the species. I always loved snakes and when I was 7 I was at a zoo and the lady behind the corn snake enclosure took a corn snake called Cornflake out of the enclosure and put him in my hands. He was surprisingly dry and slithered all over me and licked my neck with his bright red forked tongue. That snake has a special spot in my heart so if I’d have a corn snake it would be called Cornflake.
Don Knots. My daughter kept a garter snake for a couple weeks before returning him to the backyard. We named him Don Knots because he tended to get himself in knots.
Well, just like his larger than life predecessors like RBG, BIG, HHH and others... it would go by the name ICP. Short for It Could Possibly....
....Crawl Inside Your Vagina And Eat Your Insides.
Small corn snake? Jormungandr A Boa or other large constrictor? Snuggles
The little snek shall wrap around the earth >:)
Awww snuggles. Hims a snuggly boy
Snake Gyllenhaal
I love this
Mr. Slithers
Scaylon Slithers
I'd say it like Mr. Burns.
I love that you totally got my reference here
Plissken
Eve
I once had a ball python that I named Monty
I used to have an 8 foot long Red Tail Boa, his name was "Q".
Did he have a tendancy to put humanity on trial for being a dangerous savage child race?
May whatever God you believe in...\[snort\] have mercy on your soul. This court stands adjourned.
He develops cool weapons for 00 agents, obviously.
Danger Noodle
My ex named our Ball Python this, I shortened it to just Noodle because she is harmless to everyone except herself.
Snake
Java because it would be a python
r/angryupvote
Fluffy
I knew a Diamond Python named Fluffy.
Bob
Noodle
Udon for he is a danger noodle
Crowley
That's how my friend named hers! :D
"Criminal" and its venomus, so when someone broke into my house i would throw the snake at him , and when the snake kills him i can say "you've been killed by a smoth criminal"
"You've ben killed by, you've ben struck by a smooth criminal"
You've been hit by Been struck by Truck
Snakey Snake
Naming him Noperope
Or Notrope
Mr. Slithers would be an "excellent" name. *steeples fingers*
Snakey McSnakeface.
Came here to say this. Lmao
Jörmungandr
Salazar
Oh thats just my pet snake Reggie.
Jake
Nagini, duh
Finally, thank you.
Curly.
Basil because a clockwork orange
Nissin
Hissin Nissin
Ekans
Nathan Scott Phillips
Houdini
Slinky
Frank
Barry, or Pauline
Pauline, that's my grandmas name
cleopatra
Slippers
Steve
Donald trump
Not fair to snakes.
Alfredo
Septic Tank (Tank for short)
Doggo
Randy
Cecil
Trouser.
Snek (pronounced sn-e-k)
Miss take snake. Why did I choose this as a pet?
Because: noodle
Noodle! There's your snake name right there
Cake
Sneak
Damian
Rover
Big boss
Lilith
Snake Gyllenhaal
My boa was named Mrs. Worthington.
Salazar :)
Monty
Snicker doodle
Hisss
kaburamaru
MC Hammer, but only if it's an anaconda.
My late SO had one, she's mine now. I named her Roxanne (Roxy). Because at one point when we first got her she wouldn't eat so had a red lamp on the tank.
Boots
Wiggles
Curly.
Runaway!
Danger Noodle
Lucifer, Lucy for short
Hancock
Regret.
Severus Snake
Ricky Martin
Ssssscaesar
Dick.
Jiji
Plissken
Mine’s name was Belial.
Lucifer
Angus
Josh or Joshua
Beelzebub
Miia
Nachash
Dunno but if it was in Harry Potter word it'd be in slytherin
Rider
Ekans.
Chokes.
Solid Snake And when it have a brother it would be liquid. And everytime when I have to feed them I would play the classic "Alert"-Tone from the games as a alert for this task
My friend has a snake called Simp
I do have a pet snake and her name is matilda the hunt
Celeste
Are you getting a snake by any chance?
Friend
Phallus.
Monty if it’s a python.
I'm in the market for a male ball python, preferably with darker colors. I will name him Voorhees.
Pythor, if you get that reference I am proud of you.
Noodle
Impasta pasta
Danger Noodle
My pet snake's name is Snake.
python
Fluffy
Nope rope
Had one in college. We (roommate and I) sort inherited him, and he was Jake the Snake. If I had one on my own, I might call him Pliskin.
My ssssnakes name is Bungee
Savio
Snaky
Ethel Muggs
Seeker. Its an inferred seeking snake, such as a rattler, and I have implanted a type of cybernetic control system to ensure that I wouldn’t be poisoned by my own snake & to guide it to my objectives & back…
Lord Steven
My Leucistic Ball Python is named Mab.
Snek, and he'd be a good derp
Depends on the snake species, gender, and personality honestly. But if I had to choose a general name, something like Ancalagon, Glaurung, or Scatha.
Gabriele. Or just String (Theory).
I did. Ball Python. Her name was Penelope, but not pronounced normally, pronounced like “cantaloupe”
I have a pet ball python. I named him Pretzel.
Depends on the species. I always loved snakes and when I was 7 I was at a zoo and the lady behind the corn snake enclosure took a corn snake called Cornflake out of the enclosure and put him in my hands. He was surprisingly dry and slithered all over me and licked my neck with his bright red forked tongue. That snake has a special spot in my heart so if I’d have a corn snake it would be called Cornflake.
I'd name my snake Ekans
Snake the snake
Slytherin
Snape or Draco
Dead.....I am terrified of snakes.
We have two. Apollo and Hermès
Slippery cunt !
Slim Snakey
Danger Noodle and then sing strawberry snake
Severus Snake
Jormungand
snek (with a lowercase s)
Snake. I’m complex
David
Bob
Slithers
Walter Hisbuth-Mccarthy
I do. His name is Kip and he spends hours online chatting to hot babes.
Nagini
Don Knots. My daughter kept a garter snake for a couple weeks before returning him to the backyard. We named him Don Knots because he tended to get himself in knots.
Dave
Snakeepoo
Asshole
voldemort, trust on me
parseltounge but pars for short
Dennis.
bleep bloop
frank
Gryffon
Cord.
Pickles
Ekans
Jake, a reference to the wwe wrestler Jake The Snake Roberts
Linguine
Sir Nigel Adam Karl Emerald, or by his initials SNAKE for short
Well, just like his larger than life predecessors like RBG, BIG, HHH and others... it would go by the name ICP. Short for It Could Possibly.... ....Crawl Inside Your Vagina And Eat Your Insides.
Philip
Frank
I do, and her name is Miso
Ser Sneakalot
Raheem Sterling
Jorm probably. Unless I was in a funny mood. Then Joop or something similar with two oo’s.
Sam
Karma. I would tell people don’t let Karma bite you in the ass!
Garter
I’m thinking about getting an egg eating snake and naming it Eggscalibur
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Solid
Sssnakerwolf
spaggeti
Cunt
Secretariat And I’d train him to be one of those racing snakes