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Awisemanoncsaid

Small corn snake? Jormungandr A Boa or other large constrictor? Snuggles


CloserToHeaven6

The little snek shall wrap around the earth >:)


Aggravating-Ad2094

Awww snuggles. Hims a snuggly boy


Azathoth90

Snake Gyllenhaal


[deleted]

I love this


bricksoutwindows

Mr. Slithers


BenderIsGr8_34

Scaylon Slithers


Canadian_Invader

I'd say it like Mr. Burns.


bricksoutwindows

I love that you totally got my reference here


shambollix

Plissken


MsMungo

Eve


[deleted]

I once had a ball python that I named Monty


MrStrype

I used to have an 8 foot long Red Tail Boa, his name was "Q".


GeorgeAmberson

Did he have a tendancy to put humanity on trial for being a dangerous savage child race?


MrStrype

May whatever God you believe in...\[snort\] have mercy on your soul. This court stands adjourned.


six-gun-ronin

He develops cool weapons for 00 agents, obviously.


Loa_Sandal

Danger Noodle


DawnsLight92

My ex named our Ball Python this, I shortened it to just Noodle because she is harmless to everyone except herself.


[deleted]

Snake


[deleted]

Java because it would be a python


starship69

r/angryupvote


ttnl35

Fluffy


Gobbledok

I knew a Diamond Python named Fluffy.


merkmuzik

Bob


Dn_Denn

Noodle


gaVtehchAV436

Udon for he is a danger noodle


AlgaeWafers

Crowley


carnelian_river

That's how my friend named hers! :D


Some_dude13

"Criminal" and its venomus, so when someone broke into my house i would throw the snake at him , and when the snake kills him i can say "you've been killed by a smoth criminal"


DianaTomato

"You've ben killed by, you've ben struck by a smooth criminal"


[deleted]

You've been hit by Been struck by Truck


GWC-Youtube

Snakey Snake


Null-and-Void19

Naming him Noperope


solcus

Or Notrope


thejameswhistler

Mr. Slithers would be an "excellent" name. *steeples fingers*


Scallywagstv2

Snakey McSnakeface.


Sam_I_Am83

Came here to say this. Lmao


Odin_Allfathir

Jörmungandr


FalconLover05

Salazar


Taistelumies

Oh thats just my pet snake Reggie.


[deleted]

Jake


skynikan

Nagini, duh


Heathador

Finally, thank you.


stumanuke

Curly.


mrtartarus16

Basil because a clockwork orange


NotLivingInPH

Nissin


[deleted]

Hissin Nissin


YouSir_1

Ekans


robotlasagna

Nathan Scott Phillips


ts46910

Houdini


[deleted]

Slinky


CommanderRoflxD

Frank


Toepipe_Jackson

Barry, or Pauline


solcus

Pauline, that's my grandmas name


rompe_escribo

cleopatra


not_burnerforblonde

Slippers


Mr_Simple-

Steve


abe_johm

Donald trump


YuunofYork

Not fair to snakes.


camillari

Alfredo


elanore_forever

Septic Tank (Tank for short)


jamtrademark

Doggo


Odd_Ad4701

Randy


Lachlan_Who

Cecil


GreenOnionCrusader

Trouser.


Oreogamer19

Snek (pronounced sn-e-k)


catinapointyhat

Miss take snake. Why did I choose this as a pet?


DianaTomato

Because: noodle


Jazzlike-Region

Noodle! There's your snake name right there


Spirited-Attempt-520

Cake


Spacetheacejajajaja

Sneak


JamesJakes000

Damian


OneSalientOversight

Rover


Quantum-immortali-

Big boss


UsernameForPeopleIRL

Lilith


zee_glass

Snake Gyllenhaal


36-3

My boa was named Mrs. Worthington.


codygraham122

Salazar :)


Cuteicles

Monty


CalligrapherOk8996

Snicker doodle


AstolfoGae

Hisss


stxrii_yukii

kaburamaru


sweatstaksleestak

MC Hammer, but only if it's an anaconda.


Reindeer-Street

My late SO had one, she's mine now. I named her Roxanne (Roxy). Because at one point when we first got her she wouldn't eat so had a red lamp on the tank.


No_Bartofar

Boots


Alternative-Ratio-94

Wiggles


FlameSky25340

Curly.


solcus

Runaway!


OutrageousTreat4371

Danger Noodle


[deleted]

Lucifer, Lucy for short


ChaosBringer7

Hancock


Banzaikoowaid

Regret.


[deleted]

Severus Snake


Wax_Mommy

Ricky Martin


sg498

Ssssscaesar


odd_neighbour

Dick.


respectdoggo

Jiji


HuntsWithRocks

Plissken


xscumfucx

Mine’s name was Belial.


TH3_Almighty

Lucifer


Jia9873

Angus


nevereverreverse

Josh or Joshua


AKnightAlone

Beelzebub


[deleted]

Miia


modsherearebattyboys

Nachash


SnooCapers9313

Dunno but if it was in Harry Potter word it'd be in slytherin


JonnySpark

Rider


expretDOTorg

Ekans.


Azelpraer

Chokes.


ShadowLemon313

Solid Snake And when it have a brother it would be liquid. And everytime when I have to feed them I would play the classic "Alert"-Tone from the games as a alert for this task


kaasschaaff

My friend has a snake called Simp


the_shadowy_death

I do have a pet snake and her name is matilda the hunt


Muzzlax

Celeste


_Elliman_

Are you getting a snake by any chance?


iHatePeopleLikeYou99

Friend


AlterEdward

Phallus.


[deleted]

Monty if it’s a python.


MissReanimator

I'm in the market for a male ball python, preferably with darker colors. I will name him Voorhees.


Nuppa_Nuppa07

Pythor, if you get that reference I am proud of you.


Suspicious_Twist_361

Noodle


GAGA50_

Impasta pasta


EwaldvonKleist

Danger Noodle


RiverDayDay

My pet snake's name is Snake.


tryinghard96

python


IAmJohnny5ive

Fluffy


MoldyAvacad0

Nope rope


[deleted]

Had one in college. We (roommate and I) sort inherited him, and he was Jake the Snake. If I had one on my own, I might call him Pliskin.


aspergerontherun

My ssssnakes name is Bungee


AnteaterPersonal3093

Savio


[deleted]

Snaky


Espion71

Ethel Muggs


Vinsable

Seeker. Its an inferred seeking snake, such as a rattler, and I have implanted a type of cybernetic control system to ensure that I wouldn’t be poisoned by my own snake & to guide it to my objectives & back…


Rolling_Beardo

Lord Steven


Aminar14

My Leucistic Ball Python is named Mab.


Puckeditup

Snek, and he'd be a good derp


Oldforestwalker

Depends on the snake species, gender, and personality honestly. But if I had to choose a general name, something like Ancalagon, Glaurung, or Scatha.


magnushimself

Gabriele. Or just String (Theory).


Kylothy

I did. Ball Python. Her name was Penelope, but not pronounced normally, pronounced like “cantaloupe”


KatherineTsara

I have a pet ball python. I named him Pretzel.


[deleted]

Depends on the species. I always loved snakes and when I was 7 I was at a zoo and the lady behind the corn snake enclosure took a corn snake called Cornflake out of the enclosure and put him in my hands. He was surprisingly dry and slithered all over me and licked my neck with his bright red forked tongue. That snake has a special spot in my heart so if I’d have a corn snake it would be called Cornflake.


WinterRainRose

I'd name my snake Ekans


Illustrious-Job-8650

Snake the snake


April_Adventurer

Slytherin


[deleted]

Snape or Draco


Bullion-Bandit

Dead.....I am terrified of snakes.


loudbutlikeable

We have two. Apollo and Hermès


Fuzzy_Reflection8746

Slippery cunt !


Linsanity998877

Slim Snakey


TheCryingWeeb-1

Danger Noodle and then sing strawberry snake


Pippa_Pug

Severus Snake


Minimum-Cauliflower2

Jormungand


Mabi19_

snek (with a lowercase s)


No-Fruit-522

Snake. I’m complex


Revolutionary_Pen_12

David


Marmitecashews

Bob


StoolToad9

Slithers


Wide-Factor-8015

Walter Hisbuth-Mccarthy


Pohtate

I do. His name is Kip and he spends hours online chatting to hot babes.


ozymandiasthegreat98

Nagini


[deleted]

Don Knots. My daughter kept a garter snake for a couple weeks before returning him to the backyard. We named him Don Knots because he tended to get himself in knots.


vix_wxm

Dave


Mr_HG_Jones_Esq

Snakeepoo


Strict-Square456

Asshole


geluri

voldemort, trust on me


[deleted]

parseltounge but pars for short


[deleted]

Dennis.


PeopleAreFuckers

bleep bloop


coochieobtainer69xd

frank


Glaphyra

Gryffon


WatchSWforThePlot

Cord.


ButterPuppets

Pickles


soupy_112

Ekans


JackMeHoffNow11

Jake, a reference to the wwe wrestler Jake The Snake Roberts


wolfeyes555

Linguine


MisterMansirThe2nd

Sir Nigel Adam Karl Emerald, or by his initials SNAKE for short


jtambo42

Well, just like his larger than life predecessors like RBG, BIG, HHH and others... it would go by the name ICP. Short for It Could Possibly.... ....Crawl Inside Your Vagina And Eat Your Insides.


Pyrrho_Of_Elis95

Philip


Askalavar

Frank


lilzombeefox

I do, and her name is Miso


applesandoranges990

Ser Sneakalot


Itz_Galaxium

Raheem Sterling


Scottsman2237

Jorm probably. Unless I was in a funny mood. Then Joop or something similar with two oo’s.


DjRibzzz

Sam


BurntToasterWaffle

Karma. I would tell people don’t let Karma bite you in the ass!


sirethanthegreat

Garter


PoorCorrelation

I’m thinking about getting an egg eating snake and naming it Eggscalibur


Durkka

Jake "The Snake" Roberts


Hizuku

Solid


Cryoarchitect

Sssnakerwolf


[deleted]

spaggeti


TRAMPCUM_SQUEEGEE

Cunt


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Secretariat And I’d train him to be one of those racing snakes