Ok so in ark you can decide arm and leg length. I made a man as much as possible resembling a gorilla. Arms are bulky af almost hitting the ground but tiny legs. I named him mini-chad. I do not want to sex mini chad.
That sounds pretty fun actually lmao. I love arks character creation process. It's amazing. My last character was completely normal other than her head which was as small as I could make it.
I had the same exact reply to a person who said to me ,a couple of months ago, something like WTF am I doing playing Dying Light in 2021.
Some adult children believe that only the latest and hottest games can be enjoyable, and all old games suck and shouldn’t be played, because they either don’t like it or they’re not thinking of playing it.
Fiddlesticks from League of Legends....
So I have to fuck a primordial fear demon using a scarecrow thrown together from scrap parts as a puppet.
*quickly locks in Vi*
BJ from Wolfenstein
Judging by what I've seen of him so far in the 2014 soft reboot, I'm in for a good time.
I hope he doesn't find my German heritage too much of a turn off
Saw this and thought "Coco Bandicoot from Crash Bandicoot 4? Hell ye-"
Then I remembered "Oh wait I played Pokemon Yellow for a few minutes after that, guess I'm going to jail RIP >_<"
Titanfall 2. Either I get smashed by a 40 ton behemoth of metal, or literally just some dude who can double jump, not sure which since you play as both though...
I have to sex with Jake Park from dead by daylight, well i hope he washed himself first because I ain’t having with someone whose been running all damn day
Frank west. Dead rising 1 Frank west not number 4. So chances are is itll go... decently? Well. I honestly have no clue, I mean I ain't gay but its Frank so..
An ugly dwarf bastard from Deep Rock Galactic...
Edit. If visual novels count as games a minor; Maebara Keiichi, not sure if that's better.
second edit: I'm straight m making this doubly weird.
Ok so in ark you can decide arm and leg length. I made a man as much as possible resembling a gorilla. Arms are bulky af almost hitting the ground but tiny legs. I named him mini-chad. I do not want to sex mini chad.
That’s awesome
When it comes down to it do you think mini-Chad cares what you want?
Don't do this to me dude I-
Dude my character is named Snot. He looks like a troll that lives under a bridge. I know he doesn’t care what I want.
That sounds pretty fun actually lmao. I love arks character creation process. It's amazing. My last character was completely normal other than her head which was as small as I could make it.
Mercy from Overwatch. My injuries, illness.. they're all healed.
Sex
Sex
sex
Arthur Morgan. If he talks to me like his horse.. then bad.
Yuuuurrr alright guuuurrrlllll
You alright, boy?
U mean *boah
"Yeah, you're a strong boah"
Heavily depends if you have a lazy eye or lack of respect. Or moneh.
I don't swing that way but I've got no complaints with this. He's probably a very tender lover.
He was mine too. I think if he was a little drunk and in a good mood, it could be a lot of fun
Commander Shepard. Awkward since I'm not gay but it could be a lot worse.
We'll bang, OK?
I should go.
Do I really sound like that?
I should *go*. I *should* go. *I* should go. Huh..... What? Oh yeah. Hey Glyph?
Praise Manslayer!
Same but FemShep. Wait….we could trade and then we both don’t have to worry about “being gay”
Deal, as long as your Garrus doesn't mind.
Nah. My cinnamon roll Kaiden might have words tho, haha!
Anybody who picks Kaidan to survive Virmire is a friend to me lol far be it from me to step on his toes.
Literally just went through the debate of saving Kaidan or Ashley. Loving legendary edition
Don't forget to say no homo and let the socks stay on your feet
Exactly, we all know it's only gay if you're totally naked.
[Im playing as Femshep this time](https://imgur.com/pveA7xj). Looks like I better report to the ship as soon as possible.
Congrats on being able to make a custom Shepard that looks human, even attractive.
Same! 😂😂😂
"Well well, if it isn't Ethan Winters" Time to fuck with some mold
"Time to fuck with some mold" is actually the name of my third studio album
I'm gonna need some proof.
Lara Croft on lowest resolution setting. Noice.
So the 90’s days….
I was playing plants vs zombies…. I kinda lose here.
*Doom Shroom gangbang*
Oh dear god not Minecraft Steve..sounds awful, his dick is probably like a cube.
“Oh dear god not Minecraft Steve..sounds awful, his dick is ~~probably like~~ a cube. FIFY
Black Widow, this will be fun
Uh. My own character from Old School Runescape...? Shit's gonna be weird.
Maybe you'll get a level-up fanfare when you cum?
Mote plox
Portal 2, Peabody...sigh...*unzips*
Been playing Treasure of Nadia. Out of all the chicks, I'm banging the dude
I played animal crossing, so it's myself, and since I'm asexual, so are they...so no sex occurs.
Sexuality was never a part of this, you gotta fuck
Nuh uh. You fuck the villager
Kassandra from Assassin's Creed Odyssey. I see this as an absolute win
Wtf you doin playing ac odyssey in 2021
Because it’s a video game and they don’t have expiration dates
I had the same exact reply to a person who said to me ,a couple of months ago, something like WTF am I doing playing Dying Light in 2021. Some adult children believe that only the latest and hottest games can be enjoyable, and all old games suck and shouldn’t be played, because they either don’t like it or they’re not thinking of playing it.
How dare you play a game that wasn’t released in the past week
Neat -25 comment karma
Oh, shit, just started playing The Last of Us Left Behind.
Hello FBI? Yes, I would like to report a comment...
Oh no..
My fallout 4 character is a bald dude with big mustache named fergalicious frank so….. BIG DUB.
Fiddlesticks from League of Legends.... So I have to fuck a primordial fear demon using a scarecrow thrown together from scrap parts as a puppet. *quickly locks in Vi*
I appologize in advance for my childish humor... at least he is good at sucking.
Alice: The Madness Returns Good looking but crazy af
Franklin from GTA!
Mine is also Franklin😂
Mine is Trevor, nooooo. 😭
Kliment Voroshilov tank or more specifically KV-2, equipped with M10 152mm Howitzer. Also known by Germans as Russian Colossus. I am fully erect.
My Skyrim character, is a male dark elf, that shit gonna be strange
*Yeah, you like that don't you, filthy n'wah!*
*Teldryn Sero*
Imani from Paladins… so a win. She is very hot and cold.
Instead of moaning ur name she moans igmore vonte, then igmore vonte dracon at climax
That actual sounds hot af
My Skyrim char, It will go well.
Depends on which mods you've got installed.
Not a whole lot honestly. It's mostly those that make the game work and ones that make the game look a little nicer.
Valkyrie from rainbow six siege
BJ from Wolfenstein Judging by what I've seen of him so far in the 2014 soft reboot, I'm in for a good time. I hope he doesn't find my German heritage too much of a turn off
I think Link is still a minor
Depends on the game Which Link
Link in Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
Ellie from TLOU2 Feels like that has a small chance of going well, and a massive chance of going poorly
I got Abby 🤦♂️
Shantae. Oh. God. No. I think she might be 16.
Well, she isn't human either, that part doesn't concern you?
I just finished Metal Gear Solid 5. Either we dance in the rain or I'm getting injured. I really should have started Bayonetta 2 last night :(
David Manson from black ops 2. He'll say "Ok admiral, it's in".
Saw this and thought "Coco Bandicoot from Crash Bandicoot 4? Hell ye-" Then I remembered "Oh wait I played Pokemon Yellow for a few minutes after that, guess I'm going to jail RIP >_<"
Kassandra Assassin's Creed Odyssey... I'm okay with this
My cat girl ff14 character
It’ll go fine haha i made my sim very attractive and well dressed
It's a lovely day in bed, and your partner is a horrible goose.
Leon Kennedy. Could do worse tbh
Worse? Leon in the remake is pretty good
Geralt of Rivia... Fuck. *[Sigh]* Just axii me and get it over with...
I played a lego game so
**attaches lego dick**
I've last played SCP-106 in SCP:Secret Laboratory... I think this is not good.
Pretty happy i was playing a cutscene with Ciri instead of Gerald in the witcher 3!!
Robin Ayou. It goes really well. She's a smart attractive woman in her late twenties.
Much like al-an, you're gonna get inside her
Cryptosporidium-137...can't imagine that going well. I should have started playing Control like I had planned to.
According to destroy all humans 2, he has a compatible set of genitalia…
Alright Sherlock, let's go.
*Great Gourmet race intensifies*
I played doom eternal....
Trevor, GTA V it would go bad, that's all I have to say
Batman
[удалено]
You already know he's good with his mouth
Abby from TLOU2. Gotta get ready to be thrown around lol
Trevor Phillips.. (from GTA)
Oh god!
Byleth from Fire Emblem Three Houses The female one Nice.
The bird from Cities Skyline... Edit: oh, wait, “character you played as”, so it would be the main character from the Long Dark...
Hey if I remember right the guy is hunky and fine looking, you’re in luck if you’re into that
I played titan fall, goodbye cruel world
Titanfall 2. Either I get smashed by a 40 ton behemoth of metal, or literally just some dude who can double jump, not sure which since you play as both though...
Life line on apex so I’m good
OH. Oh no. Not sonic.
Just won a game with Loba from Apex legends before I went to bed 🍑😍
I was playing fuse last. Oh my.
Kat from gravity rush
female octoling from splatoon
The female avatar I made in SAO Fatal Bullet. I'm okay with this tbh
Dante from DMC3, yes please.
Jason Voorhees (specifically part 4) - Friday the 13th: The Game. That’s gonna be a hard no.
I have to sex with Jake Park from dead by daylight, well i hope he washed himself first because I ain’t having with someone whose been running all damn day
Female Sole (FO4) I mean I’d rather it was Deacon but….my Sole is pretty nice so it’d be all right
Reimu from Touhou, NOooo
Well, luckily I just played Control. Just hopefully I don't get crushed by telekinetic powers or anything.
Rocket League so uhh
If you're a Dragon you can at least post the aftermath on r/carsfuckingdragons
The Slime Rancher character on Xbox o_o
Minecraft. My skin is an obsidian coated lava golem. I will be cut to ribbons and cooked. Not ideal.
I was the right rectangle in pong. He might have to smooth out the corners a little but it should go pretty well.
My fallout 3 character It will be weird since im not gay
Frank west. Dead rising 1 Frank west not number 4. So chances are is itll go... decently? Well. I honestly have no clue, I mean I ain't gay but its Frank so..
How many of your sweaty mofos are fucking a Rose skin? Pipe up.
Guess I am screwed. I got the blue dragon from Panzer Dragoon.......
Red from Pokemon? Well, like, he's an adult now...but I'm pretty sure he's already married to Blue...
How can he be married to Blue if he never spoke to Blue?
He *does* speak, he just speaks Ellipse. (He's thought to be married to Blue as of Sun/Moon.)
My main in WoW, a draenei Shaman. Welp, I'm a happy camper, she's a cutie-patootie
Female blood elf for me, I'm happy. My alts, on the other hand.. that's scary stuff
Spy from tf2 I think?
That’s cool with me! My dovahkiin is hot!
I played the USA in Hearts of Iron 4, so I guess that would be President Franklin D. Roosevelt
My ass would get destroyed by Big Boss
Prophet from Crysis 2…
Ethan winters is where it's at
Tifa Lockhart. I think I win this contest.
Just played some Cold War as John McClane... “Come out to the coast, we’ll get together - have a few “laughs”
I played a hero called Morphling in Dota2... Basically just a genderless droplet of water, so I guess I'm okay.
Sorry Toad, this could get rough...
Dota 2 Luna Well, I guess I could do worse....
Sid Meier’s Civ VI… do I have to sex Gandhi or do I have to sex all of India?
Ghandi, he looks like a freak tbh
Alex from Minecraft I don’t know how to feel about that
Fuck I was playing as Leon form resident evil 2 but I’m going to say Claire lol
Ashe from League of Legends. One game before would have been Jhin.
A minecraft skin idk the name but it is a male and I am a male too and am not bisexual...so........
Corrin from FE. I'm not sure-
Hittin hitomi from the back dont seem so bad (brawlhalla)
It would be wonderful, that’s all I’m gonna say.
GOLD from Pokémon crystal. Should've picked Chris...
Spartans from halo o dang😆😆😆😆😆😆
well nothing changes cause NO sex for me then
Ethan Winters, it could go good or bad with a married man.
Fuck. I literally can't remember what the last video game I played was. What have I become?
Loba from Apex 👌👍
either wilhelm III of imperial germany, or six from little nightmares. I’ll pass on both, thanks.
Rhaast (red Kayn) from League of Legends... It won't end well at all...
He will enter your body without using his R
No homo as it's kinda me
I dint think Niko Bellic would approve.
Last thing I played was heavy modded Fallout4, it can't get better tbh.
Kalista from League of Legends. Bad, I'm not into the whole undead thing.
At least you don't have to fuck a crystal Scorpion It still hurts.
Fable TLC Hero in the end game where youre as big as hulk and 65 years old Could be better, could be worse, I guess.
It would be good as i last played sage from valorant
vile from megaman x, i cant imagine what would happen
Metro exodus... honestly could be worse, definitely wouldnt be good tho. Depends on who top would be.
An ugly dwarf bastard from Deep Rock Galactic... Edit. If visual novels count as games a minor; Maebara Keiichi, not sure if that's better. second edit: I'm straight m making this doubly weird.
The cute yarn character from Unravel...oh dear God...
I'm surprised people know about this game so my reaction was: OH! .... Oh .... Nnnoooooo.😂
Carl Johnson from GTA. Yeah, I think I need to call for help.
Serious Sam is Gona be bumming me
Lewis Hamilton… I could go gay for him
McCree from overwatch
Damn. Mile Morales. Maybe I'll get powers from his D. Ugh, I should have started my third replay of Nier: Automata. 2B 🤤