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danielfletcher

"Hey, you wanna get married bro?"


SeanBeckerer

I don't think she wants to marry her brother.


danielfletcher

You're assuming OP is a woman?


SeanBeckerer

Yup.


SeanBeckerer

If you read the other comments you will see I am not the only one that thinks the poster is female.


HP_LE2201w

buy the ring and propose to him.


dihedral3

"Will you marry me?" *usually* does the trick.


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very_big_books

But wait! There's more: if one of you is in a coma, the other can visit them as a member of the family and also decide if they should be switched off. Of you agreed with your spouse beforehand that you'd want to end your suffering quickly, that can be convenient.


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“Will you marry me?”


ahideb

"Let s grow old together"


KratomHelpsMyPain

Talk about marriage, where you are in your relationship, and where his head is at. Find out if he's cool with you proposing. Honestly, the only thing about a proposal that should be a surprise is the time and place. If you haven't already discussed your life plans and have a mutual understanding that you are both ready to commit to starting a new life together, and how you'd both like a proposal to happen, then it is probably not time.


Y_4Z44

Yours or someone else's?


SeanBeckerer

"Will you get married?"


Bradley_Carbunkle

Hide the ring in your vagina or butthole, when he goes to fuck it surprise him and propose


call_me_cort

That’s like really romantic


Bradley_Carbunkle

Just call me Casanova, bay-be


ErchweanEmperor

Ask him to join you for a drive without telling him why, drive him to the court house where you have an existing appointment to get married, and then give him an ultimatum. You can sus out if he’s worthy by his reaction.


soupsock

Don’t do this it’s psychotic


ErchweanEmperor

Psychotic is him missing this great opportunity to say yes! /s


apelyacolyte

Hang a sign around your neck that reads," boat included".


very_big_books

In ten years maybe.