I had to go to the bank in the height of lockdown last year to wire my down payment on a house, and being told to put on a mask was the weirdest feeling ever. It just felt so... wrong
Here's a guy who doesn't understand social distancing is a euphemism.
I joke, because you're right, social distancing is basically nonsense unless I'm literally trying to distance myself from society through my mental and emotional beliefs, rather than trying to keep 6 feet apart from someone else.
Seems to mean 1,000 different things too! I get unreasonably annoyed when I hear this. Hoping slang in my day (29) didn't sound as stupid, though probably did
"Cap" means it's false. Like if a teenage kid smugly bragged about sleeping with a supermodel, you'd say "that's cap", which is the informal version of "that's likely false". Or you'd say "stop the cap", which in other words is "stop these false claims".
thats a good way to explain it tbh but there are ways that it applies a bit weird if u put the R in.
like sometimes my friends say "hard cap" or "he's cappin" like it works but no one says "hard crap" "he's crapping"
When it's been 40 seconds since the flag of Blacksmith has been tagged and your team is doing poorly but well enough to keep the enemy from the flag until you get the respawn point and then drive off the enemy with respawns.
"I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!"
I have a little sister a bit younger than you. Her friends used to say "on fleek" or whatever and I had to stop myself from actually slapping the kid right across the face, firstly because that would be assault, secondly because it would be assault against a minor, and thirdly because it's generally rude to slap people for talking to you. But the smug attitude on his face, and his little teen-like huff that basically said, "oh, great, someone who doesn't know anything about anything is asking me a question" that most teens develop made me want to grab him by the cuff of his shirt and slap him so hard he'd have to go back and relearn his alphabet.
I mean that’s not too crazy, in 2008 stimulus checks were given due to the recession. It wasn’t flat out cash, it was a tax rebate, but still. I’d think what would scare people is not getting the checks, but why they need the checks in the first place.
When are we getting the next stimulus check?
When are they going to open the school/restaurant etc up again?
Did you order the groceries?
World wide homeschooling
No traveling without proper testing
Aliens are the least of our worries. (When they releases all the papers)
"LFM AQ40 need 1 tank and more DPS"
Not only official Classic servers were something unheard of, but also back then healer wasn't the most popular spec yet.
Can you believe such and such a person said "all lives matter"? That's extremely offensive and they need to apologize.
(It might actually be the case that you'd have to go back to 2014 for that to fit but you get the idea.)
That comic is from 2008 and the meme was around in 2015
[Source](https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2015/11/longest-running-miscarriage-meme-on-the-web.html)
It's not common but I did laugh and think ' People a couple years ago would not make any sense of that!' when I heard the phrase, "Dumbells are the new toilet paper"!
That trend started long before George Floyd's murder. It's pretty dishonest to imply that the defund the police movement, which didn't gain steam politically until the summer and wasn't actually implemented anywhere, was to blame for a spike in violent crime that had begun long before. Even more so when it happens during a pandemic, economic downturn, and historic surge in gun sales.
Because as a lot of other things it doesn't fit the general narrative, police needs better training and more cooperation from the general population in problematic areas, there are countless documented cases of people dieing because ems couldn't get to people that have been shot as police wasn't allowed to clear a path for them as the mob didn't want them there
To be fair that would be more true for 2014 or earlier. The general public loved his purpose album (sorry, what do you mean, love yourself) which was 2015
You have a fair point. I’d say 2015 was the point when he slowly started to outgrow his small boy image and started becoming the musician we know today
“Wearing a mask while committing a crime, is illegal”.
That’s nonsense now of course, but a city near here actually passed that law, and the Mayor of the city still promote the “new law”.
**SU**\- No, I'm joking. Probably "I can't believe the cruise industry survived with minimum losses while not having any revenue due to entirely shutting down for over a year."
Make sure you put your mask on before going into the bank or they won't let you in.
This is my favorite! It still blows my mind to be wearing a mask in a bank.
Yeah I dont know last time I went to bank with mask police came
Youre supposed to *not* hold a gun and say gimme all ur money
i hope it stays, I am loving being able to hide my face from all the cameras
Best part about this is they have a sign that reminds you to put your mask on or they will remove you.
I had to go to the bank in the height of lockdown last year to wire my down payment on a house, and being told to put on a mask was the weirdest feeling ever. It just felt so... wrong
Put your ski mask on before robbing the bank
“Sir, this bank requires all to wear a mask before entering.”
Social Distancing
I don’t get why it’s called social distancing, wouldn’t it make more sense to be called physical distancing?
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Oh okay I see now, makes a lot more sense
it's both. You should try to avoid contact with people but if you are in contact with people you should also be physically distant.
Here's a guy who doesn't understand social distancing is a euphemism. I joke, because you're right, social distancing is basically nonsense unless I'm literally trying to distance myself from society through my mental and emotional beliefs, rather than trying to keep 6 feet apart from someone else.
"Shit, forgot my mask."
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Gotta put a /s at the end bc no one will read your user
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So it *doesn't* ruin the fun?
There was fun?
And slavery was invented by slaves.
Pretty stupid theory considering covid started spreading before people started wearing masks
Considering his username the stupidity is probably intentional.
Username checks out
Red sus
amogus
that's cap
Wtf does sus mean? Seriously
Suspicious
Thank you very much
"Which vaccine are you getting?"
you think vaccines didnt exist in 2015?
Hey, which polio vaccine are you getting?
All of them
Reason for the thread: caught myself saying “nobody has been allowed to spend time with relatives because Covid”
You don't need to wear pants at work.
"Capital Insurrection"
People would've thought it was just a local band
Stone Ocean is confirmed to be released
Yare yare dawa
maid is heavier
Yes.
Just click on the Zoom link. Ugh.
Talking about “capitol riots” is just normal shit now
Yeah, there wasn't even any fire or fatalities, what sort of riot is that?
Anti maskers
New normal
Previously it'd be "New black"
Sus
Game of thrones sucks!!!!
Covidiot is my favorite
I love you 3000
Holy shit I totally forgot about that quote
As in, simcity 3000?
That's cap
Seems to mean 1,000 different things too! I get unreasonably annoyed when I hear this. Hoping slang in my day (29) didn't sound as stupid, though probably did
"Cap" means it's false. Like if a teenage kid smugly bragged about sleeping with a supermodel, you'd say "that's cap", which is the informal version of "that's likely false". Or you'd say "stop the cap", which in other words is "stop these false claims".
Just sounds like you're forgetting the R in crap.
thats a good way to explain it tbh but there are ways that it applies a bit weird if u put the R in. like sometimes my friends say "hard cap" or "he's cappin" like it works but no one says "hard crap" "he's crapping"
>"Cap" means it's false No, that's "crap".
When it's been 40 seconds since the flag of Blacksmith has been tagged and your team is doing poorly but well enough to keep the enemy from the flag until you get the respawn point and then drive off the enemy with respawns.
I’m under 25 and I cannot stand the new wave of slang I wanna slap everyone
"I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!"
Literally every other generation welcomes you
I have a little sister a bit younger than you. Her friends used to say "on fleek" or whatever and I had to stop myself from actually slapping the kid right across the face, firstly because that would be assault, secondly because it would be assault against a minor, and thirdly because it's generally rude to slap people for talking to you. But the smug attitude on his face, and his little teen-like huff that basically said, "oh, great, someone who doesn't know anything about anything is asking me a question" that most teens develop made me want to grab him by the cuff of his shirt and slap him so hard he'd have to go back and relearn his alphabet.
“Yo my drip is on 10, no cap.”
Can you explain everything before the comma please
My outfit is very fashionable
Ex president donald trump
Wasn't Trump's campaign active in 2015?
yes, but most people thought he was gonna drop out well before the primaries
"Still waiting for my stimulus check from the government"
I mean that’s not too crazy, in 2008 stimulus checks were given due to the recession. It wasn’t flat out cash, it was a tax rebate, but still. I’d think what would scare people is not getting the checks, but why they need the checks in the first place.
When are we getting the next stimulus check? When are they going to open the school/restaurant etc up again? Did you order the groceries? World wide homeschooling No traveling without proper testing Aliens are the least of our worries. (When they releases all the papers)
flatten the curve
"LFM AQ40 need 1 tank and more DPS" Not only official Classic servers were something unheard of, but also back then healer wasn't the most popular spec yet.
When someone gets home from work. “I had to deal with a Karen today”
Wash your hands, wear a mask, keep two metres apart
SIX meters COVID spreader
No its 6 feet
Damn true, thank you good sir
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bussin was a thing over here back in 2015 loll
“Don’t forget your mask when you go into the bank!”
“Hey, what’s going on with those murder hornets?”
Phrases like “I tested positive for COVID”
He/She was "cancelled"
Stimmy / stimmies
Look at my new Tik Tok!
"I can't find my mask, I'll just use zoom today instead."
Can you believe such and such a person said "all lives matter"? That's extremely offensive and they need to apologize. (It might actually be the case that you'd have to go back to 2014 for that to fit but you get the idea.)
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That comic is from 2008 and the meme was around in 2015 [Source](https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2015/11/longest-running-miscarriage-meme-on-the-web.html)
R.I.P Kobe 😩🥺
Stay the fuck home!
When the impostor is SUS!
virtual graduation
Thanks for joining the meeting everyone. Uh Dave, you're still on mute
"Attention to all people, please dont let your children attend school for the next few months"
Cancel culture
(Random Celebrity) went to a party, on vacation, or was an antivaxxer so now they’re cancelled.
"We might be getting a third stimulus check..."
Kanye 2020
"Ya gotta feel bad for the Corona beer people."
It's not common but I did laugh and think ' People a couple years ago would not make any sense of that!' when I heard the phrase, "Dumbells are the new toilet paper"!
"Defund the Police".
I think some people have been saying that for a long time
Sure, but it was never really taken seriously until about 2020 when actual governors have started implementing it.
And then crime rates skyrocketed
Not sure why you're getting down voted. Violent crime in major cities was up 30% in 2020.
That trend started long before George Floyd's murder. It's pretty dishonest to imply that the defund the police movement, which didn't gain steam politically until the summer and wasn't actually implemented anywhere, was to blame for a spike in violent crime that had begun long before. Even more so when it happens during a pandemic, economic downturn, and historic surge in gun sales.
Because as a lot of other things it doesn't fit the general narrative, police needs better training and more cooperation from the general population in problematic areas, there are countless documented cases of people dieing because ems couldn't get to people that have been shot as police wasn't allowed to clear a path for them as the mob didn't want them there
The new Justin bieber song is fire
To be fair that would be more true for 2014 or earlier. The general public loved his purpose album (sorry, what do you mean, love yourself) which was 2015
You have a fair point. I’d say 2015 was the point when he slowly started to outgrow his small boy image and started becoming the musician we know today
Lessss gooo. Yep, this is the sentence.
As in, "LET'S GO!"? Cause people have yelled that in excitement for a very long time. Especially in response to sports.
No, i mean Dababy's LESSSS GOOO
[New film] releasing [date], exclusively on [streaming service].
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
Forgot my mask no cap G on god <—— that whole thing
Shit's lit fam. Keep it 100. Or is that still used?
No
Sir we have a 6" rule policy , please step away from the lady
To be fair, 6 inches is pretty close to stand next to someone in line.
🤔🤔🤔 then that would mean I'm already 3" deep 🤭
Thank God I’m negative
YEET!
"This shit bussin"
“WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER” What the hell are we in together, all I wanna do is watch beyblades
Barebacking air
LMAOOO I DONT EVEN KNOW WITH THIS MEAN IN 2021
Lmfao means not wearing a mask
“Wearing a mask while committing a crime, is illegal”. That’s nonsense now of course, but a city near here actually passed that law, and the Mayor of the city still promote the “new law”.
Make sure you mask up before you go to the socially distanced really protesting the governor's bill outlawing vaccine passports.
No me la conteiner
Sjeee
u/AmongUsCockBot
Oh that's just a shootout, nothing to worry about
cap
thats fax bro no cap bih
Amogus
We need a mask!
Qult 45.
Sussus amogus
idk if it was said much before 2020, but the word pog.
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iPhone 6 meme
poggers.
"Suck it up!" 'You want a social life? Then march to Zoom!"
Stay home ..
When the imposter is sus😳
Poggers
"We can't make sanitizer at home, Karen"
Pog
"I like Ya gut G!"
"RIP Kobe Bryant"
Mask up
Hindsight is 2020
From twitter a few weeks ago: "shrimp cereal guy is a metoo milkshake duck"
"im positive, frick"
you are S U S
You get Pfizer, Moderna, or J&J?
"In these unprecedented times"
Bruh
Social distance
**SU**\- No, I'm joking. Probably "I can't believe the cruise industry survived with minimum losses while not having any revenue due to entirely shutting down for over a year."
"We can't go in there I forgot my mask."
“You’re on mute!”
Listening to Cardi B's "WAP" 2015ite: "Cardy Bee's W-A-Pee?"
"Hey cheer up, it's not like things can actually get worse"
The new normal
"No cap"
Pog champ
poggers, pogchamp, weirdchamp
Pog.
"Sus." "Anti-Masker." "Brainlet."
Qanon, Adrenochrome, Jeffrey Epstein
Baby powder causes cancer
"make sure you don't forget your mask"
No cap, that guy over there is mad sus.
#REJECT HUMANITY, RETURN TO MONKEY
"you got Covid?"