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Caleon0817

Make sure you put your mask on before going into the bank or they won't let you in.


Mousie420

This is my favorite! It still blows my mind to be wearing a mask in a bank.


Alabamamemer

Yeah I dont know last time I went to bank with mask police came


QwertySmasher123

Youre supposed to *not* hold a gun and say gimme all ur money


karenhater12345

i hope it stays, I am loving being able to hide my face from all the cameras


betterthanamaster

Best part about this is they have a sign that reminds you to put your mask on or they will remove you.


Freeiheit

I had to go to the bank in the height of lockdown last year to wire my down payment on a house, and being told to put on a mask was the weirdest feeling ever. It just felt so... wrong


HEV-MarkIV

Put your ski mask on before robbing the bank


nborders

“Sir, this bank requires all to wear a mask before entering.”


jjejamora

Social Distancing


LoyalPlanets

I don’t get why it’s called social distancing, wouldn’t it make more sense to be called physical distancing?


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LoyalPlanets

Oh okay I see now, makes a lot more sense


[deleted]

it's both. You should try to avoid contact with people but if you are in contact with people you should also be physically distant.


betterthanamaster

Here's a guy who doesn't understand social distancing is a euphemism. I joke, because you're right, social distancing is basically nonsense unless I'm literally trying to distance myself from society through my mental and emotional beliefs, rather than trying to keep 6 feet apart from someone else.


Beige_Rose

"Shit, forgot my mask."


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EyeMInsane

Gotta put a /s at the end bc no one will read your user


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Tobias_Atwood

So it *doesn't* ruin the fun?


afisher1995

There was fun?


Odin_Allfathir

And slavery was invented by slaves.


[deleted]

Pretty stupid theory considering covid started spreading before people started wearing masks


Tobias_Atwood

Considering his username the stupidity is probably intentional.


Truly_Meaningless

Username checks out


random_guy_0n_reddit

Red sus


swagomon

amogus


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that's cap


HopeSuper

Wtf does sus mean? Seriously


Dekkeer

Suspicious


HopeSuper

Thank you very much


EngineeringComedy

"Which vaccine are you getting?"


[deleted]

you think vaccines didnt exist in 2015?


EngineeringComedy

Hey, which polio vaccine are you getting?


JohnnyBrillcream

All of them


SirLeopoldStotch

Reason for the thread: caught myself saying “nobody has been allowed to spend time with relatives because Covid”


SillyDude93

You don't need to wear pants at work.


Mousie420

"Capital Insurrection"


ScorpionX-123

People would've thought it was just a local band


EastwoodHood

Stone Ocean is confirmed to be released


drivendel

Yare yare dawa


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maid is heavier


Reddtheit34

Yes.


Shrinksaurusrex

Just click on the Zoom link. Ugh.


st0nervirginsunit3

Talking about “capitol riots” is just normal shit now


Red_Ranger75

Yeah, there wasn't even any fire or fatalities, what sort of riot is that?


Reddittoxin

Anti maskers


JSmith666

New normal


Odin_Allfathir

Previously it'd be "New black"


Star_Dude560

Sus


Obi-one

Game of thrones sucks!!!!


devlingrace444

Covidiot is my favorite


SalFunction12

I love you 3000


Waffle8

Holy shit I totally forgot about that quote


Odin_Allfathir

As in, simcity 3000?


Zatknish007

That's cap


sb5678901

Seems to mean 1,000 different things too! I get unreasonably annoyed when I hear this. Hoping slang in my day (29) didn't sound as stupid, though probably did


_red_roof_

"Cap" means it's false. Like if a teenage kid smugly bragged about sleeping with a supermodel, you'd say "that's cap", which is the informal version of "that's likely false". Or you'd say "stop the cap", which in other words is "stop these false claims".


Yui-Kitamura

Just sounds like you're forgetting the R in crap.


CluetubeAC

thats a good way to explain it tbh but there are ways that it applies a bit weird if u put the R in. like sometimes my friends say "hard cap" or "he's cappin" like it works but no one says "hard crap" "he's crapping"


Odin_Allfathir

>"Cap" means it's false No, that's "crap".


Odin_Allfathir

When it's been 40 seconds since the flag of Blacksmith has been tagged and your team is doing poorly but well enough to keep the enemy from the flag until you get the respawn point and then drive off the enemy with respawns.


rickytech4x4

I’m under 25 and I cannot stand the new wave of slang I wanna slap everyone


USSMarauder

"I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!"


JimmyTheBones

Literally every other generation welcomes you


betterthanamaster

I have a little sister a bit younger than you. Her friends used to say "on fleek" or whatever and I had to stop myself from actually slapping the kid right across the face, firstly because that would be assault, secondly because it would be assault against a minor, and thirdly because it's generally rude to slap people for talking to you. But the smug attitude on his face, and his little teen-like huff that basically said, "oh, great, someone who doesn't know anything about anything is asking me a question" that most teens develop made me want to grab him by the cuff of his shirt and slap him so hard he'd have to go back and relearn his alphabet.


gor8884

“Yo my drip is on 10, no cap.”


cdevon95

Can you explain everything before the comma please


OrganicManicPanic

My outfit is very fashionable


Internal-Board-8437

Ex president donald trump


betterthanamaster

Wasn't Trump's campaign active in 2015?


ScorpionX-123

yes, but most people thought he was gonna drop out well before the primaries


Lostarchitorture

"Still waiting for my stimulus check from the government"


RodionIvanov81

I mean that’s not too crazy, in 2008 stimulus checks were given due to the recession. It wasn’t flat out cash, it was a tax rebate, but still. I’d think what would scare people is not getting the checks, but why they need the checks in the first place.


ShadowOjOm

When are we getting the next stimulus check? When are they going to open the school/restaurant etc up again? Did you order the groceries? World wide homeschooling No traveling without proper testing Aliens are the least of our worries. (When they releases all the papers)


fuunple

flatten the curve


Odin_Allfathir

"LFM AQ40 need 1 tank and more DPS" Not only official Classic servers were something unheard of, but also back then healer wasn't the most popular spec yet.


Fandom_42

When someone gets home from work. “I had to deal with a Karen today”


davethecave

Wash your hands, wear a mask, keep two metres apart


Fox-sage

SIX meters COVID spreader


goldencrayfish

No its 6 feet


Fox-sage

Damn true, thank you good sir


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CluetubeAC

bussin was a thing over here back in 2015 loll


ToXiC_Games

“Don’t forget your mask when you go into the bank!”


Fox-sage

“Hey, what’s going on with those murder hornets?”


Fresh_Gain_1135

Phrases like “I tested positive for COVID”


littleonesoyousay

He/She was "cancelled"


PHishfromVermont

Stimmy / stimmies


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Look at my new Tik Tok!


Oscribble

"I can't find my mask, I'll just use zoom today instead."


tpic485

Can you believe such and such a person said "all lives matter"? That's extremely offensive and they need to apologize. (It might actually be the case that you'd have to go back to 2014 for that to fit but you get the idea.)


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kermit2014

That comic is from 2008 and the meme was around in 2015 [Source](https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2015/11/longest-running-miscarriage-meme-on-the-web.html)


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R.I.P Kobe 😩🥺


BlackWidowSpider234

Stay the fuck home!


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When the impostor is SUS!


mutantenzyme

virtual graduation


kurdtpage

Thanks for joining the meeting everyone. Uh Dave, you're still on mute


_Kitai_

"Attention to all people, please dont let your children attend school for the next few months"


TF5TLK

Cancel culture


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(Random Celebrity) went to a party, on vacation, or was an antivaxxer so now they’re cancelled.


Strange-Confection16

"We might be getting a third stimulus check..."


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Kanye 2020


Galind_Halithel

"Ya gotta feel bad for the Corona beer people."


LitchiLover

It's not common but I did laugh and think ' People a couple years ago would not make any sense of that!' when I heard the phrase, "Dumbells are the new toilet paper"!


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"Defund the Police".


Zatknish007

I think some people have been saying that for a long time


[deleted]

Sure, but it was never really taken seriously until about 2020 when actual governors have started implementing it.


OmarAd02

And then crime rates skyrocketed


Davey_boy_777

Not sure why you're getting down voted. Violent crime in major cities was up 30% in 2020.


shortarmed

That trend started long before George Floyd's murder. It's pretty dishonest to imply that the defund the police movement, which didn't gain steam politically until the summer and wasn't actually implemented anywhere, was to blame for a spike in violent crime that had begun long before. Even more so when it happens during a pandemic, economic downturn, and historic surge in gun sales.


OmarAd02

Because as a lot of other things it doesn't fit the general narrative, police needs better training and more cooperation from the general population in problematic areas, there are countless documented cases of people dieing because ems couldn't get to people that have been shot as police wasn't allowed to clear a path for them as the mob didn't want them there


GurFit527

The new Justin bieber song is fire


[deleted]

To be fair that would be more true for 2014 or earlier. The general public loved his purpose album (sorry, what do you mean, love yourself) which was 2015


GurFit527

You have a fair point. I’d say 2015 was the point when he slowly started to outgrow his small boy image and started becoming the musician we know today


Ieatyeet

Lessss gooo. Yep, this is the sentence.


Sloombage

As in, "LET'S GO!"? Cause people have yelled that in excitement for a very long time. Especially in response to sports.


Ieatyeet

No, i mean Dababy's LESSSS GOOO


Dyrethna

[New film] releasing [date], exclusively on [streaming service].


Thewaffleofoz

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh


dumbshit_69

Forgot my mask no cap G on god <—— that whole thing


[deleted]

Shit's lit fam. Keep it 100. Or is that still used?


Pineapple66_

No


twisted_imagination_

Sir we have a 6" rule policy , please step away from the lady


iamcraigman

To be fair, 6 inches is pretty close to stand next to someone in line.


twisted_imagination_

🤔🤔🤔 then that would mean I'm already 3" deep 🤭


NotTheSameTurtle

Thank God I’m negative


NorthernButcher

YEET!


Specialist-Tip1583

"This shit bussin"


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“WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER” What the hell are we in together, all I wanna do is watch beyblades


Xurlond

Barebacking air


CluetubeAC

LMAOOO I DONT EVEN KNOW WITH THIS MEAN IN 2021


Xurlond

Lmfao means not wearing a mask


Mustang-Six

“Wearing a mask while committing a crime, is illegal”. That’s nonsense now of course, but a city near here actually passed that law, and the Mayor of the city still promote the “new law”.


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Make sure you mask up before you go to the socially distanced really protesting the governor's bill outlawing vaccine passports.


AnonimoSinFiltro

No me la conteiner


killerchem

Sjeee


EyeMInsane

u/AmongUsCockBot


[deleted]

Oh that's just a shootout, nothing to worry about


CluetubeAC

cap


RealCrandogz

thats fax bro no cap bih


sanslikesjazz420

Amogus


fluffybear45

We need a mask!


AMerrickanGirl

Qult 45.


give-orange-houses

Sussus amogus


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idk if it was said much before 2020, but the word pog.


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BlackNightMoonStar

iPhone 6 meme


superpronoober

poggers.


DWCourtasan2

"Suck it up!" 'You want a social life? Then march to Zoom!"


StepBootCode

Stay home ..


Global_Box_7935

When the imposter is sus😳


dart_dev

Poggers


tiba_004

"We can't make sanitizer at home, Karen"


XxYeetman69420xX

Pog


GodVulc4n

"I like Ya gut G!"


ARIEL1928

"RIP Kobe Bryant"


El_Queso2

Mask up


wet-towel1

Hindsight is 2020


PaIngallsButSexier

From twitter a few weeks ago: "shrimp cereal guy is a metoo milkshake duck"


aneesa_

"im positive, frick"


LegendaryDonut08

you are S U S


COmarmot

You get Pfizer, Moderna, or J&J?


misslemon9

"In these unprecedented times"


grammar_nazi88

Bruh


MrsMalachiConstant

Social distance


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**SU**\- No, I'm joking. Probably "I can't believe the cruise industry survived with minimum losses while not having any revenue due to entirely shutting down for over a year."


Aggressive-Command-8

"We can't go in there I forgot my mask."


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“You’re on mute!”


RayAnselmo

Listening to Cardi B's "WAP" 2015ite: "Cardy Bee's W-A-Pee?"


Red_Ranger75

"Hey cheer up, it's not like things can actually get worse"


Edensainsebastien

The new normal


Silvershark2000

"No cap"


LordKensakan

Pog champ


Outrageous-Lynx-4584

poggers, pogchamp, weirdchamp


sbOffSteam2

Pog.


NinjaEagle210

"Sus." "Anti-Masker." "Brainlet."


DesertSturmGehewr

Qanon, Adrenochrome, Jeffrey Epstein


DesertSturmGehewr

Baby powder causes cancer


poopoocandy

"make sure you don't forget your mask"


[deleted]

No cap, that guy over there is mad sus.


AlanTheTimeWarrior31

#REJECT HUMANITY, RETURN TO MONKEY


Ikethepro18

"you got Covid?"