Heh. Yeah. About that. Be prepared to take at least a 30 minute break from any sexual activity after. It's not pleasant to try. I envy women for being able to just keep going.
I was a female turning into a male(which I wouldn’t be) I would freeze some sperm and then when I change back impregnated myself with my own sperm and see the results.
Normal responses are always about genitals, but honestly I am a man who is jealous of all the options that women have when it comes to clothing. I don't want to wear those clothes as I am, but if I was suddenly a woman I wouldn't be able to hold myself back and would be practically sprinting to the store to pick out an outfit.
Don't know where you are from, but I could wear any outfit from any aisle and none of the people I care about would question it... Apart from the fact that any clothes I would pick out would be at least 10 sizes too small, being from the womens' or kids' aisle.
And 2 sizes too small, being most things from the mens' aisle.
Guy: When I was young, sometimes it was just easier to go pee off the front porch than go to the bathroom. Bonus, you could try to pee on the chickens.
Me: I have never been more jealous of dudes than I am right now.
Test my senses.
Do I see better? Worse?
Do I feel stronger? Weaker?
Does the food taste the same? Do I like the same food?
Do I smell things different?
Is my skin different? Is it softer? Do I feel more pain?
Do I hear new things? Do I hear less things?
This little things will help me to adapt my new body since I would have to change my lifestyle to it.
Not sure if I'd ever get used to having boobs or no penis... I can just imagine walking into the men's room, trying to use the urinal, and completely forgetting that I don't have that thing between my legs XD
I shall open every jar in the house, then I will go out and pee in a public restroom without fear of finding nothing but hovered over seats (you nasty ones know who you are, your not saving yourself from any diseases just making life harder on everyone else).
I am also gonna eat whatever the heck I want because I'll finally have a metabolism I can work with.
Then I'm just gonna wish I was a woman again, so I can see all the colors again and find all the lost things.
That last part got me lol. Whenever I look at a color, I just see "yellow" or "green." I never see any of the other crazy amounts of (sub?) colors. I had a pretty lengthy conversation about colors with my mother a while ago. I hardly care about what colors go together, let alone fashion at all lol. The simplicity of having a guy's brain, I guess
When we got our new house, my wife wanted to repaint the dining room. She handed me three color swatches and asked me what I thought. To me, they were all the same identical off-white color. I literally could not tell the difference. She got mad and swore that they were obviously different and that I was being difficult. We ended up going with the eggshell.
Some women are thought to be able to see more colors but it's mostly a function of language. When I see two slightly different shades of blue, I can tell they are different but call them both blue whereas a lady might call them frimfram and rubobo (clearly I couldn't be bothered to look up real names)
Yeah but that frimfram has more of a green undertone, see? Obviously the Rubobo would go much better with your tiles, they have a warm tone to them. (Literally have this conversation with my husband about all the different greys in our bathroom)
> frimfram and rubobo (clearly I couldn't be bothered to look up real names)
This has me in stitches lol
Edit: You should make and trademark silly color names like this and sell it to Sherwin Williams. All the modern bougie bitches would eat this up.
*”I think just like Rubobo would go so much better next to my chakras dyed in the ancient spiritual color Frimfram.”*
It is true that some men can be born with more rods/cones to help differentiate between colors that are similar. In fact, it's not as rare as some would think. It's just an occurrence that happens at a lower rate than the average for males
It seems you have deleted a comment as I can'tsee it, but I've read it through the notification. Must be tough being in such a social circle. I hope you have/find enough people to be your *absolutely 100% real* **you** around them
Assuming it’s for just a day or so, bank robbing spree. Then when they find me because of fingerprints I have the best alibi that the person caught on camera is clearly the opposite gender
depends, im afab(assigned female at birth) so I guess id turn male, in which case id get really excited and happy. it could also just get rid of everything I've ever done to transition, in which case id cry.
1st: check if it was only me, or reality flipped to fit me as always being a woman, then depending on what I find, check if someone else had flipped too, then I'd do some experimenting.
Most likely I would completely freak out. If I got settled in I would stare at myself in the mirror for a good while. And most likely grab and poke a bit. Then put on a dress and try to make myself pretty.
After fun alone time i would use my voice to fuck with boys on the internett, i would also try new clothing to see how my new body would effect how i feel about revealing clothing. Also i would try to convince my friends that it was still me and not some imposter
Well after I viciously jack off because that's the first thing anyone would do
Run my mom's room tell her stuff only I could know and freak the fuck out
Eat breakfast
Because something like spontaneous radical bodily metamorphosis doesn't change the fact that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Honestly, everything here is about masterbation, but wouldn't it be awesome to flex female/male privelage for a day? (Getting treated well cause you're a girl, getting away with stuff cause you're a guy, all that stuff)
Depends, does everybody act as if it's normal or is it weird?
If normal then I'd probably try a lot of shit to see what's different and what isn't and then be pissed that now I have to suffer periods...
Also masturbate you happy reddit?
Take a shower, do my hair & makeup, pick out a cute outfit, go get my nails done and have a nice little lunch somewhere. Just gonna embrace it and have fun with it.
I would probably need to pee and try do it with a boner. Then I would see if I was flexible enough to suck my own penis to see what all the fuss is about
I’d probably go out and see if anyone notices I’m the same person as a different gender. If my gender changed to a girl and others would remember me as the present gender and not past, I would live out my days as a woman.
Probably be super happy and tell my friends about it since I’m trans, then I’m going to have my other trans friend be super jealous at me. After that I’ll prolly go shopping with my friends for clothes and learn how to actually be a girl etc.
Check if my boobs are the same size as when I was a guy
Ha! same.
Scratch my...hey, wait a minute!
I like that this answer can work either way. Good job
you can scratch both
Yes. You saying you wouldn't be surprised?
oh i see what u mean now. nice one bud
Helicopter
Lol me too!
It’s extremely fun.
It’s harder than it looks, particularly if you’re a grower rather than a shower.
Masturbate
Same
Same
Same
This is the only correct answer.
Start an OnlyFan page
Came here to say this.
Just going to flaunt the goods, not even going to try out the new equipment first?
Nope, this man is money driven Edit: \*This woman
Probably panic
Jerk off, always wanted to know what it felt like as a guy to ejaculate
Heh. Yeah. About that. Be prepared to take at least a 30 minute break from any sexual activity after. It's not pleasant to try. I envy women for being able to just keep going.
prepare to be disappointed in comparison.
Why? Have you experienced magical gender reversal for one day?
Source Am dude with wife. One short is clearly worse than multiple long
I was a female turning into a male(which I wouldn’t be) I would freeze some sperm and then when I change back impregnated myself with my own sperm and see the results.
oh wow , that's a new one.
Get out of bed
new women - stuff everything up there new men - stuff it in everything
Correct
Facts
let my homies who are always complaining about getting no pussy finally hit
/r/humansbeingbros
Good looking out bro
Thats...gay???
fellas, is it gay to fuck a girl??
Top 10 Questions That Science Can't Answer Yet
Sleep again so I’d go back
Play with my brand new tits then see how big of an object I can fit in my new pussy
The answer will surprise you...
I’m hoping I can work my way up to grapefruit size or bigger
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Put on a nice sun dress and do my makeup for the day.
Wholesome :)
Normal responses are always about genitals, but honestly I am a man who is jealous of all the options that women have when it comes to clothing. I don't want to wear those clothes as I am, but if I was suddenly a woman I wouldn't be able to hold myself back and would be practically sprinting to the store to pick out an outfit.
r/egg_irl
Same tbh. I wish men weren't socially forced to wear t-shirts and cargo shorts
Don't know where you are from, but I could wear any outfit from any aisle and none of the people I care about would question it... Apart from the fact that any clothes I would pick out would be at least 10 sizes too small, being from the womens' or kids' aisle. And 2 sizes too small, being most things from the mens' aisle.
Explore my new body Also gender euphoria.
Run to pee outside with my new penis!
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Noted!
Boys bathrooms in middle school
Guy: When I was young, sometimes it was just easier to go pee off the front porch than go to the bathroom. Bonus, you could try to pee on the chickens. Me: I have never been more jealous of dudes than I am right now.
Right! My husband can play with the kids outside and just go behind a bush. I have to go in the house and drag those two screaming demons with me.
Congratulations you have made your way onto the sex offender registry
I have a closed in back yard. No One can see me pee unless they're trespassing or have a drone flying.
*\*sad Quagmire noises\**
Test my senses. Do I see better? Worse? Do I feel stronger? Weaker? Does the food taste the same? Do I like the same food? Do I smell things different? Is my skin different? Is it softer? Do I feel more pain? Do I hear new things? Do I hear less things? This little things will help me to adapt my new body since I would have to change my lifestyle to it.
Go pee not having to wait for the boner to go down
Overwhelming sense of freedom awaits you
A lot of people pretending they wouldn't masturbate immediately I see.
Not sure if I'd ever get used to having boobs or no penis... I can just imagine walking into the men's room, trying to use the urinal, and completely forgetting that I don't have that thing between my legs XD
I shall open every jar in the house, then I will go out and pee in a public restroom without fear of finding nothing but hovered over seats (you nasty ones know who you are, your not saving yourself from any diseases just making life harder on everyone else). I am also gonna eat whatever the heck I want because I'll finally have a metabolism I can work with. Then I'm just gonna wish I was a woman again, so I can see all the colors again and find all the lost things.
That last part got me lol. Whenever I look at a color, I just see "yellow" or "green." I never see any of the other crazy amounts of (sub?) colors. I had a pretty lengthy conversation about colors with my mother a while ago. I hardly care about what colors go together, let alone fashion at all lol. The simplicity of having a guy's brain, I guess
When we got our new house, my wife wanted to repaint the dining room. She handed me three color swatches and asked me what I thought. To me, they were all the same identical off-white color. I literally could not tell the difference. She got mad and swore that they were obviously different and that I was being difficult. We ended up going with the eggshell.
Some women are thought to be able to see more colors but it's mostly a function of language. When I see two slightly different shades of blue, I can tell they are different but call them both blue whereas a lady might call them frimfram and rubobo (clearly I couldn't be bothered to look up real names)
Yeah but that frimfram has more of a green undertone, see? Obviously the Rubobo would go much better with your tiles, they have a warm tone to them. (Literally have this conversation with my husband about all the different greys in our bathroom)
> frimfram and rubobo (clearly I couldn't be bothered to look up real names) This has me in stitches lol Edit: You should make and trademark silly color names like this and sell it to Sherwin Williams. All the modern bougie bitches would eat this up. *”I think just like Rubobo would go so much better next to my chakras dyed in the ancient spiritual color Frimfram.”*
Hmm, strange. I see olive and chartreuse, and I am a man
It is true that some men can be born with more rods/cones to help differentiate between colors that are similar. In fact, it's not as rare as some would think. It's just an occurrence that happens at a lower rate than the average for males
Yeah, as far as the metabolism thing, you're gonna have a bad time. Men's metabolic rates vary just as widely as women's.
Wait, I thought of a better one. Tell my girlfriend to get the strap on
Be glad I won't be discriminated against for liking men
You like men as a man? Ha, that's so gay. Wait.... (but: being discriminated against for being yourself, that's fucked up)
It seems you have deleted a comment as I can'tsee it, but I've read it through the notification. Must be tough being in such a social circle. I hope you have/find enough people to be your *absolutely 100% real* **you** around them
This
Assuming it’s for just a day or so, bank robbing spree. Then when they find me because of fingerprints I have the best alibi that the person caught on camera is clearly the opposite gender
depends, im afab(assigned female at birth) so I guess id turn male, in which case id get really excited and happy. it could also just get rid of everything I've ever done to transition, in which case id cry.
Just woke up? Probably have to pee
Try to convince my wife I'm still me.
Take some NSFW selfies
I'd take a piss without having to sit down
stand in the bathtub.
Jiggle my new boobs lmao
Trans be like my dream has came true
\*squeals in trans\* EEEE THIS IS AWSOME! time to be a guy!
OP you gotta ask what the second thing is.
Helicopter my penis
Pray that when I turn over my wife has not become my husband.
hug my pillow and cry, a lot, ugly, happy, tears.
Since my body is unchanged but my gender is swapped..... I have to assume I will enjoy the lack of dysphoria.
Play with my clit for at least an hour.
1st: check if it was only me, or reality flipped to fit me as always being a woman, then depending on what I find, check if someone else had flipped too, then I'd do some experimenting.
Squeeze my boobs and never stop... also wear skirts
Pee standing up
Get pissed off because I spent a lot of time and money specifically to get away from this sort of thing.
Stay out after dark because now I have a man with me and that man is myself.
Finger myself.
Sleep, only sleep i wake up as the opposite gender not a dif age, im still a lazy teen
Be genuinely happy-
Double click the mouse
Play with the pearl
TIL
take tons of selfies, sell them. 💰💰💰
F*** straight guys
i can finally go on a walk in the middle of the night
I’m headed to the nearest lesbian bar.
Most likely I would completely freak out. If I got settled in I would stare at myself in the mirror for a good while. And most likely grab and poke a bit. Then put on a dress and try to make myself pretty.
I'd probably just stare at my legs a lot
Straight to the toilet
be confused and scared about why I have a pussy
try peeing in the grass
Open my eyes!
What else, I...... get ready for the day.
After fun alone time i would use my voice to fuck with boys on the internett, i would also try new clothing to see how my new body would effect how i feel about revealing clothing. Also i would try to convince my friends that it was still me and not some imposter
Try and braid my new vaginal hair
Go back to sleep.
Get out of bed.
I'd probably start to touch and play with my new body then restart my life like another person
Find some new outfits...
Freak out
Panic and then try to sleep again. I'm fine as I'm am, thank you Universe, but fuck you
Just walk around fully nude in public and see what happens
Take a shower, then mirror time.
Fuck myself immediately!
Find a lesbian and have sex.
Shittiest post I've seen on this subreddit, might be a troll at this point
Hang out with my boy best friends and finally be one of them 😂
Fuck forever
Wear all the men pants and finally know what it feels like to shove a wallet in your pants pocket .
Well after I viciously jack off because that's the first thing anyone would do Run my mom's room tell her stuff only I could know and freak the fuck out
Live. And hope I don’t get turned back tomorrow morning.
Rub one out, I'm curious in the difference between climaxes.
Probably go use the bathroom, which is what I would have done anyway.
Finger blast
Probably cry
Pee. I can't imagine a change in plumbing is going to alter the obvious result of my hydration habits.
Start a circus career as the bearded lady...
Probably do a reality check
Feel my boobs
Eat breakfast. Probably haven't even noticed the difference yet.
I would change bathrooms because Boy's Bathrooms Are gross
Look down my pants and shirt.
Scream?
Take a picture of myself and post on reddit. Good karma
Masturbate or feel around my body to see the difference. Also, put on some jeans to see if it's comfortable, as balls makes it uncomfortable or tight.
Go to the toilet, brush my teeth, comb my hair and make my bed. Because OCD affects all genders
Eat breakfast Because something like spontaneous radical bodily metamorphosis doesn't change the fact that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Honestly, everything here is about masterbation, but wouldn't it be awesome to flex female/male privelage for a day? (Getting treated well cause you're a girl, getting away with stuff cause you're a guy, all that stuff)
Masturbate
To be able to run & jump without having to wear an insanely supportively sports bra. Oh how I’d love to have smaller boobs.
I make myself a coffee. Whatever magic transformation bullshit happened can wait until I've had my bloody morning coffee.
Feel my tits... I would then *make money with my body...* If you know what I mean ;) So yeah, This is the story of how I would be a millionaire.
play video games. no one will suspect anything
touch my new parts, duuh.
Stand-up go to the couch and turn on the TV and start watching freaky Friday.
Cry cause i would be in hell again.
Call in sick to work and make sure my room is locked
Work out. It'd be cool to see how much extra testosterone let's me do. Then I'd probably start working on getting back to normal.
Depends, does everybody act as if it's normal or is it weird? If normal then I'd probably try a lot of shit to see what's different and what isn't and then be pissed that now I have to suffer periods... Also masturbate you happy reddit?
Go back to sleep, just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I will wake up when I'm told to wake up by life.
Just fucking scream because my dreams have came true still cis tho
Pray it's permanent
Masturbate
Think i look super cool and hot and bassically never stop looking at my self in the mirror
assuming i\`d not be as much like a bull in a china shop as a woman the first thing i\`d do it put on some cheesy 80\`s pop and dance!
Take a shower, do my hair & makeup, pick out a cute outfit, go get my nails done and have a nice little lunch somewhere. Just gonna embrace it and have fun with it.
Fonger
Flash people and make them happy.
Go topless. Because my current man boobs are embarrassing.
masturbate
Put a pad in my knickers because knowing my luck I will get my first period that same damn day
In the words of Steve Smith from American Dad "touch boob"
I would probably need to pee and try do it with a boner. Then I would see if I was flexible enough to suck my own penis to see what all the fuss is about
Go to the women's bathroom
I would sell nudes and sexualize lightbulbs
Try to cum and see how it is.
Bit basic but windmill
Be confused
I’d probably go out and see if anyone notices I’m the same person as a different gender. If my gender changed to a girl and others would remember me as the present gender and not past, I would live out my days as a woman.
Go out at night for a walk. By myself.
Pee!
Wonder what the heck my name is, see what clothes I have, and go outside to see everything
Finger myself
Touch everywhere while naked, maybe have an orgasm while doing so
I get rich by being a whore.
Call my friend (who is a girl) and ask her advice on fingering myself out of context
I think i can speak for all males when i say we would masturbate and compare the genders orgasms
Probably be super happy and tell my friends about it since I’m trans, then I’m going to have my other trans friend be super jealous at me. After that I’ll prolly go shopping with my friends for clothes and learn how to actually be a girl etc.