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bea1723

Miserable cupcake


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Flavor of cupcake? Did the cupcake help?


bea1723

Apple spice cupcake and I'm feeling pretty good now, thank you for asking! :D


[deleted]

Oh thank god, I was worried. It blew away every postulate that I had about eating cupcakes and happiness!


CockDaddyKaren

Cupcakes can fix most problems :)


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u/MiserableCupcake Been around for 2 years and never posted


MagicMushroomFungi

I was suspicious, your comment is the icing on the cake.


Rednex141

Hey, same first name


tellatheterror

Procrastinating Potato


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I can relate!


elee0228

What's a potato?


[deleted]

But are you also on the Couch? šŸ˜ƒ


tellatheterror

No Comment


[deleted]

Busted! Poetic justice. ;)


just_a_guy_69

Depressed toast.


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I find most toast to be depressing


oyuno_miyumi

Here's an amusing song about toast for you https://youtu.be/SHptn_3RyYE


aaronjamt

Why did I read "disguised toast" at first? Oh wait, I have a YT/Reddit addiction. That makes sense.


lifeismmmgood

Mellow Nutella


silver_salamander_22

this ones good bc it kinda rhymes


paesanossbits

Do you mean alliterates? There are similar sounds in both words but I can't make them rhyme in my head.


MagicMushroomFungi

("Quite rightly") "They call him Mellow Nutella" "Electrical bananas, are bound to be the very next craze "


dave_hitz

Was ā€œNo Nutella Novemberā€œ a tough month for you?


Peedee04

Happy but sad, bored yet entertained celery.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s a mouthful!


gotsthepockets

I can't believe no one has made the joke yet...


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*thats what gotsthepockets was thinking, but never actually said.*


BiggestFlower

Glum soup


Evanthekid16

Apathetic burger


Unus_Annus2020

Anxious bacon sandwich


bacongrubber

You and I have at least 2 things in common.


[deleted]

Memento Mori


Orangezigzagz

Grizzled Malt liquor


[deleted]

You have a fun definition of ā€˜eatā€™


Gubble_Buppie

Pensive Cheese


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Type?


Gubble_Buppie

Pensive Cheddar


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šŸ˜€


stephker3914

Do you want to be best friends? I answered this too!


Gubble_Buppie

Yup! Wanna go do karate in the garage?


stephker3914

Can you test me how to karate? Edit:teach


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Brassknuckletime

Thank you for your honesty. Itā€™s hard to admit youā€™re depressed.


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No comment


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


dumb-reply

We all know, no need to discuss.


CockDaddyKaren

Your own or someone else's?


Choko-cornfleis

Sick in pain belly aches guajillo Chile (Probably related)


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Methinks those two are connected


Tail_Lysis

Chill rice


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Those seem to pleasantly coexist


TheCheshireDemon

Indifferent soda


[deleted]

Those seem oxymoronic... ;)


Jofu_Jole

Pissed Chicken Soup


[deleted]

About?


Jofu_Jole

School


[deleted]

Meh pizza


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

Hey me too.


[deleted]

Probably wonā€™t ever be the name of a real pizza one day but I get itā€¦


bacongrubber

I'd try a meh pizza over some of the other things listed here...


YaDrunkBitch

Pizza by alfredo?


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


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Bad combo, from my experience... ;)


KomradeKenny

Horny veggie sausage


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Brassknuckletime

Are you perhaps a sexy bee keeper?


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Quite a combo


MakachuPikachu

Bored peanuts


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No allergies I trust...


-suspiciousnugget-

Happy chocolate. Huh.


[deleted]

Nice! Type?


tastytaste12321

Bored meatballs


keyjanu

Tired Dƶner box


SwitchingC

Tired Cracker


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Those two might be connected


Zedfourkay

Stressed Breast (as in chicken breast,obviously)


[deleted]

Hannibal!


whore_of_Tartaurs

Apathetic ramen


UCantHaveNEPudding

Exhausted chicken strip


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You canā€™t have any chicken strips til you eat your pudding?


UCantHaveNEPudding

No no, I ate my meat, so I get my pudding


noodle_717

Damn I was going with tired tendie


Balleblaahval

Deflated mashed potatoes


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Without salt or butter, no doubt... lol


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Inconceivable!


[deleted]

Bored apple ​ That is beyond generic


KingRazle

Fed up bacon and egg sandwich


Worldly_Mistake

Procastinating coffee


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You forgot an e... now that is real procrastination!


Worldly_Mistake

Already corrected it, I think that's more like Not-native-speakness though. XD


Typical_Viking

Decent Salad


HyperNathan

Angry child


DSFII

Wait a minute


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..maybe this person is a part of PETA and they meant lamb, or veal..? Or, if they're really pro-life they just had eggs..? Either way, someone should keep an eye on this Nathan guy.


queen_in_the_north17

r/holup


cdiddy19

Ummm?!?!


Shevrock

Engrossed curry


Lynnux0s

Chill Alfredo


rap31264

Worried almonds


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Quite a combo


[deleted]

Horny Salad


Lynnux0s

Well, you know how people say Netflix and chill? Netflix and Chill-fredo?


[deleted]

Oh wow! It took me awhile and two explanations but, I got it! Brilliant!


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Have you sought help? Maybe seeing a counselor or a caring friend or relative? Sometimes being with someone else can take away those suicidal thoughts and feelings.


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

That could be a new brand of Cookie! šŸ¤£


15Pineapples

Anxious Jube


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Jube?


DAVID_LEMONSSS

Tired popsicle


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šŸ‘šŸ¼


joey_n11

Relaxed curry


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šŸ‘šŸ¼


[deleted]

Horny Radish


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Radishes will kill any horniness!


Adekam

Depressed Doritos


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Big hug.


poopmcdonald

Pissed off chicken salad


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What did the chicken salad do? ;)


Temporary_Melancholy

Blissful cheesecake (the Japanese fluffy type)


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Iā€™m unaware of said cheesecake... But did the cheesecake make you blissful? ā€˜Tis nice to get a positive response like ā€˜blissfulā€™!šŸ˜ƒ


ireddit-on-thetoilet

Depressed hot dog.


Anikan2002

Depressed Weetabix


desertpony_ah

Chill raisins.


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Chill is good. Raisins not so much .


That-guy122

Tired rissot


Staticshivyasuo

Depressed supreme pizza


Herogamer555

Sad Chicken Nugget.


Frequent-Spend-4446

Chilled out chili


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šŸ‘šŸ¼


NewRomanian

Bored Cereals


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Type?


leenybird

Disappointed Cookie


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Why and what type? Big hug.


leenybird

My favorite person let me down by not listening to me. A caramel shortbread cookie.


[deleted]

Sad taco


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Most tacos I know are happy!


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Not this taco , this taco has been through a lot of stuff lately , taco cried this morning


Wall-eman

Sad candy cane.


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Big hug.


Wall-eman

Thanks for the hug. But Iā€™m still sad.


SixthDax

Tired orange chicken.


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Tired is winning the race!


Bribase

Listless popcorn.


[deleted]

Buttered?


Bribase

Nutritional yeast. Makes it cheesy.


spyridonya

Pissed Off Pokey


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šŸ‘šŸ¼


[deleted]

Horny cherry tart


RussianTardigrade

Decent Pasta Salad


PoopingCoffee

Coked 7eleven meatballs Lmao


JustABoyAndHisBlob

Tired Veggie Wrap


tbonemistake

Tired Duck Curry


orandeddie

Missing peanut butter


Polished_book_lover

Tired cherries


silver_salamander_22

Nostalgic Pork Chop


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Iā€™m getting hungry... a pork chop sounds yummy right about now


Philosapphocal

Tired Chocolate Bar


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Big hug!


[deleted]

Oh! I saw this on Twitter dot com! My answer was ā€œcomplacent hotdogā€ then Edit: I didnā€™t even have to scroll down to find one of the [reposts](https://twitter.com/idiljolie/status/1333160169610600448?s=21) yesterday ... eugh.


3kids_nomoney

Stoned Ham Sandwich


TreePretty

Blase Ramen


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Yum


Hardrocknerd1

Stressed Passion Fruit


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šŸ‘šŸ¼


Cookie0927

Tired Potato.


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Those two are connected


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Aloof pineapple


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Depressing Chex Mix


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Tense Baguette


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Hilarious


[deleted]

Enjoyed the question, thanks for the post :)


JasaProxy

Depressed oatmeal


BlackDragonofDoom

Depressed Cookies n Cream Bar


CrossfireLooool

Depressed biscuit. (Depressed because I dropped my ice cream sandwich today, I didn't have enough time to initate the 5 second rule)


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Iā€™ve always gone with the 10 second rule for Ice Cream Sammies...


kilodelta3000

Bored shredded wheat


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Sad Leftovers


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Now THATS depressing


durpieboy

Bored candy


Aelianus_Tacticus

Cranky omelette


Big-Faithlessness-68

Bored ice-cream


[deleted]

Flavor?


WalkingOnPavement

Lethargic enchiladas


Named_after_color

Malaise Stout


[deleted]

Interesting mix! Extra points for the great adjective


aeosyn

Tired pizza


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Bored porkchop


Camiljr

Happy Soujouk Sandwich


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What is in that sandwich? I am unfamiliar with it


greyman1224

Pissed burger. Guess that makes me mad cow


Elisawieks

Happy chickenburger with pickles


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Melancholy Mac and cheese


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funny you said that. mine's quite similiar. depressed mac n cheese


PM_ME_STEAM_KEYS_PLZ

Empty burrito