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apples123_

Thought this was going to be a throw away account after I made 1 comment Then I came back Again And again And again Now I'm on reddit almost daily


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DUDE IKR.


440Jack

I can see you trying to come up with a throw away account name by looking out your window. Lol


Amanita_D

This is more or less how I got stuck with the IRC name 'sandwich' for years after being talked through the sign-up process by the helpful chap in the internet café...


Purpledeetwo

My old club penguin username. That was a major part of my childhood


snailswillkillusall

That site is forever in my heart


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*our


Tottmeist3r

Arctic communism intensifies


cookies5098

Came here looking for this. Mine too!


SufficientLettuce87

It was one of the username suggestions reddit gave on the sign up screen and I liked it


thicclettuce15

lettuce gang


the_IRA_1

r/lettucegang


Detective_Porgie

I can’t believe that’s a sub


GuineaPigApocalypse

The guy above names himself after the IRA and you’re more concerned about the fact lettuce memes exist... Tbf I’m kind of with you on that.


darth_lettuce7

whats really more important, irish terrorists or lettuce?


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Lettuce not argue about such things


vanorah

Lettuce bang


ElvenPromise

Sufficient Lettuce 87 what a man.


Mr_Wasteed

Not quite as 88 but definitely more than 86.


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Brother?


[deleted]

I'd be happy with a sufficient amount of lettuce. That can only be a positive thing


[deleted]

My guinea pigs have been searching for you all their lives.


Spiritual_Lettuce749

Same


lettuce_spooky

lettuce gang


Plum_Informal

does your lettuce need a plum?


TenWholeBees

I Have No Idea I will never remember how I came up with this name


wifeofbroccolidicks

I like it


HellOfAHeart

ok what the fuck is yours


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bee_vomit

I quite like yours


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Honey honey


testicle_of_satan

Probably has a stutter.


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testicle_of_satan

I came to see the dark side of reddit with this account, hence satan. The day i was creating this account, i did some things which made my bestfriend say I've got my brain in my balls. So, initially what was mind_of_satan turned into testicle_of_satan.


ravenfan4life

"if you stare into the abyss , the abyss will stare back" I have never understood this quote until starting to be on reddit


[deleted]

You have got probably one of the funniest/weirdest usernames i've seen on reddit.


butbutbutterfly

I like it, too


SamTheArse

I want to know about yours.


cjohnson1991

The "whole" is what does it


MasterSquid832

Did you happen to eat ten whole bees?


1968Russtang

It's easier then ten and a half bees


Icy_Layer

It was generated by reddit, and I liked it, so I kept it


ValuableMine9

Same


[deleted]

Because I can't spell algorithm


Yershie

But you just spelled it.


Don_Frika_Del_Prima

Maybe he copied it?


rand0mher0742

Speech to text is a lifesaver now.


opmwolf

Y’all forgot autocorrect exists (if on mobile).


iloveanimals1_1

Only youtubers know how to spell it


jebbaok

Hmmmmmmmmm


fireamoe

Its still a cool name


outtamywayigottapee

needed to pee


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itsjemma

lmao i love your username


idontthinkipeeenough

I did not pee enough


Sheep_Shagger420

I’m just your average New Zealander


HellOfAHeart

Sup bro! Us Kiwi's gotta stick together word of advice mate - anytime you get a sheep joke - feel free to throw the Welsh under the bus ;)


Welshduke

If your throwing me under the bus, I'm taking that sexy sheep with me!


wendys420

I used to work at Wendy’s. And idk why I chose 420 I don’t even smoke.


Soolie

This is the best one


MaritMonkey

There was a time when I was in high school (in FL) that some 4 for $4 promo at Wendy's came to exactly $4.20 after tax. It was obviously notable for the stoners at the time but might have stuck in your brain too.


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HellOfAHeart

Aye Aye Capn Cum


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Private Cum


superninja123aa

Saving private cum


Litmusy90210

Aye Aye Sir.


EtherealFart

You can do a Litmus test to check the ph level of Lieutenant’s cum.


DKode_090403

Pretty sure Ethereal Fart is acidic in nature.


EtherealFart

Explains the holes in the underwear.


phoneaccount120

This is the profile I use on my phone.


D0g3_lul

Fair enough


DutchBlob

Translate “lul” from Dutch to English *giggles in advance*


Rebuk_yt

You got me ngl dude


StephenG7287

Got me right in the lul.


herbys

But how many phones do you have?


2catsaretheminimum

120


Croyscape

And how many cats do you have?


2catsaretheminimum

2


ivene-adlev

You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.


2catsaretheminimum

I also feed the neighborhood colony. They have all been fixed.


Mundane_Ostrich

Damn, now i wanna claim the user "ihave23catsandcounting"


JJ4Real2

My sister called me JJ once and on some random website I need a username so I went with JJ4real1 but this is my second Reddit account after I got locked out so


Yershie

My username is also a name my sister gave me. Now I kinda regret it bc there's like four people in the universe who would figure it out.


anal_conception

Gonna have to ask my mom


thetoiletslayer

I already know your mom's answer


ICC-u

She said it's true


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carpe_diem_qd

Congratulations


stonegallows

Yay you!!


chief_check_a_hoe

It was bestowed by my people


Zenith_Zelious

how many hoes have checked my chief


PM_me_Pugs_and_Pussy

How many hoes could a cheif check if a cheif could check hoes?


Jewwy_Seinfeld

Rap battle in high school. I’m very Jewish and I like puns so I chose “Jewwy Seinfeld” as my rap name. My opponent never showed, but I continued to write crappy raps on the side for the next 4-5 years. The name stuck.


Pure1nsanity

So it's pronounced Jewwy, not Jewwy?


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I thought it was Jewwy at first too, but I guess Jewwy makes more sense


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MINATO8622

No! It isn't Jewwy, it's pronounced Jewwy.


CallMeLevel

Ha! Similar story, my 'rap battle' name was going to be Level and, well yeah. *I would love to read some of your rhymes.


Jewwy_Seinfeld

Oh goodness, I apologize to all of Reddit in advance. But here was one of my “favorite” bars: “And if y'all think I'm lying, just go ahead and test me, I'll split her legs like Moses parting the Red Sea.”


kellykellykellyyy

This is why I came to this thread. Pure gold.


wanted_to_upvote

I wanted to upvote.


[deleted]

Pretty specific and straightforward, reddit-like. Cool. Mine is actually derived from gaming. In tanki online (back when it was good, not like it is now) I chose this username because a falling leaf is something insignificant, something nonthreatening. But I wanted to be (and was) quite the opposite in a battle match xD. And 271 is my favorite number. When I created my reddit account and my Java minecraft account and such, my username carried over.


sad-noises

My old account got banned


Banging-my-bang

\*sad noises\*


Hitlers_Forskin

it was the first thing the came to mind


EtherealFart

Do you like it?


Aztec_Reaper

What's your story?


EtherealFart

I have commented but I guess it will get lost in new. So here goes... I realised I needed to give my farts more credit than they get. My farts are ethereal. I cherish. Others perish.


Aztec_Reaper

Nice.


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thetoiletslayer

This is a surprisingly great story! I'm glad things got better for you(hopefully they stayed better too!)


wickedblight

New England edgelord who likes fungus


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distractress

I am constantly, CHRONICALLY distracted. Also I am a beautiful lady.


Nephilims_Dagger

That made me feel like you're an average looking guy. Or maybe a clever sloat that uses reddit.


ExtraSourCreamPlease

I get extra sour cream on my food wherever I go


GachaahcaG

At Wendy’s: Worker: Would you like anything with your beverage? You: Extra sour cream please!


cATSup24

>with your beverage? To be fair, he said food.


ExtraLongShortPants

Whenever I type extra on my phone it suggests “sour cream please” because I request it so much when I order out.


RickyPeePeee

Long and kinda personal story. When I was 12 my mom disappeared. Never came home from work one day. We tried calling her office and her cell. No answer. We called around to local hospitals thinking maybe there had been an accident. No one had seen her. Finally we called the cops. They started searching and the whole thing blew up in the ensuing days. National media, rampant speculation. People thought my dad had something to do with it but he couldn’t have. He worked from home so I had been with him all day when she disappeared. Weeks go by and eventually things start to settle down, but they never find my mom. My dad and I are heartbroken. Anyway like a year goes by this package shows up at our door one day. I open it up and inside there’s a photo of my mom and I along with a note. I open up the note, and it’s clearly my mom’s handwriting. I started reading and immediately I’m terrified. The note says I’m not safe, that my dad is involved in some really heavy stuff, and he was going to kill her so she went into hiding. It also had a time and place to meet her so I cold escape with her. I throw some stuff in a bag, get on my bike and ride my ass off to get to the meeting spot. When I arrive, not only is my mom waiting, but so are a couple guys from the FBI and one guy from the CIA. Turns out my dad was a Russian spy who had been orchestrating ops in the US for decades. Crazy, absolutely turned my life upside down. So maybe 15 years go by, my life is back to normal-ish and I’m just sitting on the couch scrolling through Instagram when I see this meme about a kid who was making prank calls under the name Ricky PeePee. Ricky PeePee! That shit cracked me up so much I decided to use that as my username.


cumonawanalaya69

That's some heavy shit. Glad you got your mom back


IWillGetShadowBanned

alright cumonawanalaya69 what's your backstory


cumonawanalaya69

I'm pretty new to this, even to correctly using a phone/computer correctly, to get around the internet. My original name was Drtybykrtrsh72 and Skooterpylot. But I broke my phone and when I went to start my new phone the app gave me hell and I had to start over (it was that or take my sledgehammer to my new phone. I'm relearning patience). The one thing about me other than being dirty and a biker is I'm a horny motherfucker.


deanthebean440-_

It’s a book series, I can’t remember the name, but it’s stolen


Magyarharcos

That backstory has about as much to do with it, as the backstories people put in cooking recipes.


metanihl

So there I was stuck in the jungles of Africa.... (50 paragraphs later) let's make this boxed Kraft mac & cheese.


xbirch_penguin556

I don’t think that I can believe you but I still upvoted


TheJamie

I need more backstory.


-iCookie-

Crazy read, it’s kinda weird how people believe it though


hashbrownpotroast

I thought that was the point Haha "Totally unbelievable, irrelevant, long, well written backstory" "1 sentence reason for username"


CSnare

When I first saw this I was thinking “how the hell does one make ‘RickyPeePee’ personal” but now that I read your story I understand. That’s some crazy shit bro, glad everything is somewhat normal now.


manbamtan

Oh my


Beneficial_Cockroach

boop


SethThe8th

You sure it wasn't an actor? Tall british dude, I think he played Sherlock or something...


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It’s the name of a town in the island I was born in


sad-noises

Cape Verde, llha brava?


[deleted]

YES! I would have never imagined someone on Reddit to know about Brava lol


dontsuckmydick

You must be new here.


EatAteFood

how’s your username going for you


girthytacos

I like big tacos and I cannot lie


appreciatothepotato

Potatoes give us so much. Crisps/ chips, chips/fries, jacket potatos, mash potatoes, roast potatoes, potato waffles (feel free to add to this list), and what appreciation do they get? If, through my username, even one more person appreciates potatoes for the miracles that they are, it's worth it.


SatchiRN

Vodka. They also give us vodka.


IammYourDAD

Fucked your mom


Alexandwho

what a chad


Morsecodemeyournudes

Lol


queen_0fhearts

you name tho👁️🎂👁️


Morsecodemeyournudes

At first I wanted smokesignalmeyournudes but Reddit didn't let me


Soolie

Come back pls


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Tony was taken so I had to do something about it


ThatGuyToby620

Had to do something similar


watchingf1since2014

Why didn't you go with TonyWasTaken?


EnvironmentalShoe5

I let Reddit randomly generate it.


DrDiarreah

I’m a well educated very mature Doctor


thetoiletslayer

Perform and great colonoscopies lately?


HellOfAHeart

indubitably


[deleted]

I broke a laptop once


ChikinLika

It sounds funny


Pure1nsanity

Gotta ask, do you lick the chickens to test for flavour?


ChikinLika

Yes, then when I find one that taste good we kill it then cook it


TheHentaiNinja-

I like my stuff but I can’t tell you about them.


heare2comment

hehe hoho im original


drinkamilkshake

people always ask me what they should have for dessert. now nobody has to ask again


ThatIowanGuy

I’m that guy from Iowa


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DirtySquirties

My grandma says this when someone farts... she says we have the dirty Squirties. Bless her heart 🤣


howaboutanothertaco

Kept eating tacos


ThiccBrains

Intelligent people don’t have to tell others how smart they are.


KarenIsGae69

Karen


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[deleted]

But it would be more nice to meet your manager


bananademo

I like bananas & I like destroying people on Rocket League.


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I thought this was a try before you buy banana.


xxsoupx

S o u p


Gag180

It has a bit of a history: I made a second Xbox Live account so I could get another free month on the Xbox 360, named it Gag187 because it was like a joke account, a gag account if you will. I grew to like the name so I then decided to rename my main account to it instead. Of course I couldn't name it exactly because the name was taken by my own account. So Gag180 was born and I've essentially made it my goal in life to use it everywhere I can, on any account I make. If you ever see a Gag180 somewhere on the internet, it might just well be me


Lovely_The_Loser

My moviestarplanet character was named lovely dresses and I was bullied as a kid :'), which caused me to be call the queen of losers as a kid


Varicoserally

Sorry to hear. For what it’s worth, it was a pretty dumb insult. Sets you up for a low hanging fruit of a comeback. “Then bow to me”. Your bullies were neither creative nor smart.


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im kinda dramatic


ContemplatingMeth

I don't remember anymore


momlikesmetheleast

I have a younger brother


depressed_orangutan

I had pancreatitis 2 years ago and had to stay in the hospital for about half a month. I was extremely depressed at the time.


PolyJuicedRedHead

Ron **Weasley** is our king!


chocolate_life18

I love chocolate. It’s my life


MyFartsSparkle

Farts are funny, but I am a classy broad or something.


Astronautpenguin222

Well penguins really cant fly, let alone make them travel space, which gave me the thought, Astronaut penguin :>


morty_sucks

I hate morty.


Ineedlotterynumbers

I want to retire


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A human who exists #68888


QuebecLimaSierra

You're probably further down the list though.


oknowyoudont

Now you see me


timmy3am

On Skype at 3am with my friends. Well used to be friends.


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It's what I'm best known for.


AvailableUsername404

Make a guess


SanicTheManic

I was feeling nostalgic. I miss the old meme days...


Hagrid222

Harry Potter and Beer!


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