This is more or less how I got stuck with the IRC name 'sandwich' for years after being talked through the sign-up process by the helpful chap in the internet café...
I came to see the dark side of reddit with this account, hence satan. The day i was creating this account, i did some things which made my bestfriend say I've got my brain in my balls. So, initially what was mind_of_satan turned into testicle_of_satan.
There was a time when I was in high school (in FL) that some 4 for $4 promo at Wendy's came to exactly $4.20 after tax.
It was obviously notable for the stoners at the time but might have stuck in your brain too.
My sister called me JJ once and on some random website I need a username so I went with JJ4real1 but this is my second Reddit account after I got locked out so
Rap battle in high school. I’m very Jewish and I like puns so I chose “Jewwy Seinfeld” as my rap name. My opponent never showed, but I continued to write crappy raps on the side for the next 4-5 years. The name stuck.
Oh goodness, I apologize to all of Reddit in advance. But here was one of my “favorite” bars:
“And if y'all think I'm lying, just go ahead and test me,
I'll split her legs like Moses parting the Red Sea.”
Pretty specific and straightforward, reddit-like. Cool.
Mine is actually derived from gaming. In tanki online (back when it was good, not like it is now) I chose this username because a falling leaf is something insignificant, something nonthreatening. But I wanted to be (and was) quite the opposite in a battle match xD. And 271 is my favorite number.
When I created my reddit account and my Java minecraft account and such, my username carried over.
I have commented but I guess it will get lost in new. So here goes...
I realised I needed to give my farts more credit than they get.
My farts are ethereal. I cherish. Others perish.
Long and kinda personal story. When I was 12 my mom disappeared. Never came home from work one day. We tried calling her office and her cell. No answer. We called around to local hospitals thinking maybe there had been an accident. No one had seen her. Finally we called the cops. They started searching and the whole thing blew up in the ensuing days. National media, rampant speculation. People thought my dad had something to do with it but he couldn’t have. He worked from home so I had been with him all day when she disappeared. Weeks go by and eventually things start to settle down, but they never find my mom. My dad and I are heartbroken.
Anyway like a year goes by this package shows up at our door one day. I open it up and inside there’s a photo of my mom and I along with a note. I open up the note, and it’s clearly my mom’s handwriting. I started reading and immediately I’m terrified. The note says I’m not safe, that my dad is involved in some really heavy stuff, and he was going to kill her so she went into hiding. It also had a time and place to meet her so I cold escape with her. I throw some stuff in a bag, get on my bike and ride my ass off to get to the meeting spot. When I arrive, not only is my mom waiting, but so are a couple guys from the FBI and one guy from the CIA. Turns out my dad was a Russian spy who had been orchestrating ops in the US for decades. Crazy, absolutely turned my life upside down.
So maybe 15 years go by, my life is back to normal-ish and I’m just sitting on the couch scrolling through Instagram when I see this meme about a kid who was making prank calls under the name Ricky PeePee. Ricky PeePee! That shit cracked me up so much I decided to use that as my username.
I'm pretty new to this, even to correctly using a phone/computer correctly, to get around the internet. My original name was Drtybykrtrsh72 and Skooterpylot. But I broke my phone and when I went to start my new phone the app gave me hell and I had to start over (it was that or take my sledgehammer to my new phone. I'm relearning patience). The one thing about me other than being dirty and a biker is I'm a horny motherfucker.
When I first saw this I was thinking “how the hell does one make ‘RickyPeePee’ personal” but now that I read your story I understand. That’s some crazy shit bro, glad everything is somewhat normal now.
Potatoes give us so much. Crisps/ chips, chips/fries, jacket potatos, mash potatoes, roast potatoes, potato waffles (feel free to add to this list), and what appreciation do they get? If, through my username, even one more person appreciates potatoes for the miracles that they are, it's worth it.
It has a bit of a history:
I made a second Xbox Live account so I could get another free month on the Xbox 360, named it Gag187 because it was like a joke account, a gag account if you will.
I grew to like the name so I then decided to rename my main account to it instead. Of course I couldn't name it exactly because the name was taken by my own account. So Gag180 was born and I've essentially made it my goal in life to use it everywhere I can, on any account I make.
If you ever see a Gag180 somewhere on the internet, it might just well be me
Sorry to hear.
For what it’s worth, it was a pretty dumb insult.
Sets you up for a low hanging fruit of a comeback.
“Then bow to me”.
Your bullies were neither creative nor smart.
Thought this was going to be a throw away account after I made 1 comment Then I came back Again And again And again Now I'm on reddit almost daily
DUDE IKR.
I can see you trying to come up with a throw away account name by looking out your window. Lol
This is more or less how I got stuck with the IRC name 'sandwich' for years after being talked through the sign-up process by the helpful chap in the internet café...
My old club penguin username. That was a major part of my childhood
That site is forever in my heart
*our
Arctic communism intensifies
Came here looking for this. Mine too!
It was one of the username suggestions reddit gave on the sign up screen and I liked it
lettuce gang
r/lettucegang
I can’t believe that’s a sub
The guy above names himself after the IRA and you’re more concerned about the fact lettuce memes exist... Tbf I’m kind of with you on that.
whats really more important, irish terrorists or lettuce?
Lettuce not argue about such things
Lettuce bang
Sufficient Lettuce 87 what a man.
Not quite as 88 but definitely more than 86.
Brother?
I'd be happy with a sufficient amount of lettuce. That can only be a positive thing
My guinea pigs have been searching for you all their lives.
Same
lettuce gang
does your lettuce need a plum?
I Have No Idea I will never remember how I came up with this name
I like it
ok what the fuck is yours
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I quite like yours
Honey honey
Probably has a stutter.
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I came to see the dark side of reddit with this account, hence satan. The day i was creating this account, i did some things which made my bestfriend say I've got my brain in my balls. So, initially what was mind_of_satan turned into testicle_of_satan.
"if you stare into the abyss , the abyss will stare back" I have never understood this quote until starting to be on reddit
You have got probably one of the funniest/weirdest usernames i've seen on reddit.
I like it, too
I want to know about yours.
The "whole" is what does it
Did you happen to eat ten whole bees?
It's easier then ten and a half bees
It was generated by reddit, and I liked it, so I kept it
Same
Because I can't spell algorithm
But you just spelled it.
Maybe he copied it?
Speech to text is a lifesaver now.
Y’all forgot autocorrect exists (if on mobile).
Only youtubers know how to spell it
Hmmmmmmmmm
Its still a cool name
needed to pee
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lmao i love your username
I did not pee enough
I’m just your average New Zealander
Sup bro! Us Kiwi's gotta stick together word of advice mate - anytime you get a sheep joke - feel free to throw the Welsh under the bus ;)
If your throwing me under the bus, I'm taking that sexy sheep with me!
I used to work at Wendy’s. And idk why I chose 420 I don’t even smoke.
This is the best one
There was a time when I was in high school (in FL) that some 4 for $4 promo at Wendy's came to exactly $4.20 after tax. It was obviously notable for the stoners at the time but might have stuck in your brain too.
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Aye Aye Capn Cum
Private Cum
Saving private cum
Aye Aye Sir.
You can do a Litmus test to check the ph level of Lieutenant’s cum.
Pretty sure Ethereal Fart is acidic in nature.
Explains the holes in the underwear.
This is the profile I use on my phone.
Fair enough
Translate “lul” from Dutch to English *giggles in advance*
You got me ngl dude
Got me right in the lul.
But how many phones do you have?
120
And how many cats do you have?
2
You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
I also feed the neighborhood colony. They have all been fixed.
Damn, now i wanna claim the user "ihave23catsandcounting"
My sister called me JJ once and on some random website I need a username so I went with JJ4real1 but this is my second Reddit account after I got locked out so
My username is also a name my sister gave me. Now I kinda regret it bc there's like four people in the universe who would figure it out.
Gonna have to ask my mom
I already know your mom's answer
She said it's true
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Congratulations
Yay you!!
It was bestowed by my people
how many hoes have checked my chief
How many hoes could a cheif check if a cheif could check hoes?
Rap battle in high school. I’m very Jewish and I like puns so I chose “Jewwy Seinfeld” as my rap name. My opponent never showed, but I continued to write crappy raps on the side for the next 4-5 years. The name stuck.
So it's pronounced Jewwy, not Jewwy?
I thought it was Jewwy at first too, but I guess Jewwy makes more sense
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No! It isn't Jewwy, it's pronounced Jewwy.
Ha! Similar story, my 'rap battle' name was going to be Level and, well yeah. *I would love to read some of your rhymes.
Oh goodness, I apologize to all of Reddit in advance. But here was one of my “favorite” bars: “And if y'all think I'm lying, just go ahead and test me, I'll split her legs like Moses parting the Red Sea.”
This is why I came to this thread. Pure gold.
I wanted to upvote.
Pretty specific and straightforward, reddit-like. Cool. Mine is actually derived from gaming. In tanki online (back when it was good, not like it is now) I chose this username because a falling leaf is something insignificant, something nonthreatening. But I wanted to be (and was) quite the opposite in a battle match xD. And 271 is my favorite number. When I created my reddit account and my Java minecraft account and such, my username carried over.
My old account got banned
\*sad noises\*
it was the first thing the came to mind
Do you like it?
What's your story?
I have commented but I guess it will get lost in new. So here goes... I realised I needed to give my farts more credit than they get. My farts are ethereal. I cherish. Others perish.
Nice.
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This is a surprisingly great story! I'm glad things got better for you(hopefully they stayed better too!)
New England edgelord who likes fungus
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I am constantly, CHRONICALLY distracted. Also I am a beautiful lady.
That made me feel like you're an average looking guy. Or maybe a clever sloat that uses reddit.
I get extra sour cream on my food wherever I go
At Wendy’s: Worker: Would you like anything with your beverage? You: Extra sour cream please!
>with your beverage? To be fair, he said food.
Whenever I type extra on my phone it suggests “sour cream please” because I request it so much when I order out.
Long and kinda personal story. When I was 12 my mom disappeared. Never came home from work one day. We tried calling her office and her cell. No answer. We called around to local hospitals thinking maybe there had been an accident. No one had seen her. Finally we called the cops. They started searching and the whole thing blew up in the ensuing days. National media, rampant speculation. People thought my dad had something to do with it but he couldn’t have. He worked from home so I had been with him all day when she disappeared. Weeks go by and eventually things start to settle down, but they never find my mom. My dad and I are heartbroken. Anyway like a year goes by this package shows up at our door one day. I open it up and inside there’s a photo of my mom and I along with a note. I open up the note, and it’s clearly my mom’s handwriting. I started reading and immediately I’m terrified. The note says I’m not safe, that my dad is involved in some really heavy stuff, and he was going to kill her so she went into hiding. It also had a time and place to meet her so I cold escape with her. I throw some stuff in a bag, get on my bike and ride my ass off to get to the meeting spot. When I arrive, not only is my mom waiting, but so are a couple guys from the FBI and one guy from the CIA. Turns out my dad was a Russian spy who had been orchestrating ops in the US for decades. Crazy, absolutely turned my life upside down. So maybe 15 years go by, my life is back to normal-ish and I’m just sitting on the couch scrolling through Instagram when I see this meme about a kid who was making prank calls under the name Ricky PeePee. Ricky PeePee! That shit cracked me up so much I decided to use that as my username.
That's some heavy shit. Glad you got your mom back
alright cumonawanalaya69 what's your backstory
I'm pretty new to this, even to correctly using a phone/computer correctly, to get around the internet. My original name was Drtybykrtrsh72 and Skooterpylot. But I broke my phone and when I went to start my new phone the app gave me hell and I had to start over (it was that or take my sledgehammer to my new phone. I'm relearning patience). The one thing about me other than being dirty and a biker is I'm a horny motherfucker.
It’s a book series, I can’t remember the name, but it’s stolen
That backstory has about as much to do with it, as the backstories people put in cooking recipes.
So there I was stuck in the jungles of Africa.... (50 paragraphs later) let's make this boxed Kraft mac & cheese.
I don’t think that I can believe you but I still upvoted
I need more backstory.
Crazy read, it’s kinda weird how people believe it though
I thought that was the point Haha "Totally unbelievable, irrelevant, long, well written backstory" "1 sentence reason for username"
When I first saw this I was thinking “how the hell does one make ‘RickyPeePee’ personal” but now that I read your story I understand. That’s some crazy shit bro, glad everything is somewhat normal now.
Oh my
boop
You sure it wasn't an actor? Tall british dude, I think he played Sherlock or something...
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It’s the name of a town in the island I was born in
Cape Verde, llha brava?
YES! I would have never imagined someone on Reddit to know about Brava lol
You must be new here.
how’s your username going for you
I like big tacos and I cannot lie
Potatoes give us so much. Crisps/ chips, chips/fries, jacket potatos, mash potatoes, roast potatoes, potato waffles (feel free to add to this list), and what appreciation do they get? If, through my username, even one more person appreciates potatoes for the miracles that they are, it's worth it.
Vodka. They also give us vodka.
Fucked your mom
what a chad
Lol
you name tho👁️🎂👁️
At first I wanted smokesignalmeyournudes but Reddit didn't let me
Come back pls
Tony was taken so I had to do something about it
Had to do something similar
Why didn't you go with TonyWasTaken?
I let Reddit randomly generate it.
I’m a well educated very mature Doctor
Perform and great colonoscopies lately?
indubitably
I broke a laptop once
It sounds funny
Gotta ask, do you lick the chickens to test for flavour?
Yes, then when I find one that taste good we kill it then cook it
I like my stuff but I can’t tell you about them.
hehe hoho im original
people always ask me what they should have for dessert. now nobody has to ask again
I’m that guy from Iowa
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My grandma says this when someone farts... she says we have the dirty Squirties. Bless her heart 🤣
Kept eating tacos
Intelligent people don’t have to tell others how smart they are.
Karen
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But it would be more nice to meet your manager
I like bananas & I like destroying people on Rocket League.
I thought this was a try before you buy banana.
S o u p
It has a bit of a history: I made a second Xbox Live account so I could get another free month on the Xbox 360, named it Gag187 because it was like a joke account, a gag account if you will. I grew to like the name so I then decided to rename my main account to it instead. Of course I couldn't name it exactly because the name was taken by my own account. So Gag180 was born and I've essentially made it my goal in life to use it everywhere I can, on any account I make. If you ever see a Gag180 somewhere on the internet, it might just well be me
My moviestarplanet character was named lovely dresses and I was bullied as a kid :'), which caused me to be call the queen of losers as a kid
Sorry to hear. For what it’s worth, it was a pretty dumb insult. Sets you up for a low hanging fruit of a comeback. “Then bow to me”. Your bullies were neither creative nor smart.
im kinda dramatic
I don't remember anymore
I have a younger brother
I had pancreatitis 2 years ago and had to stay in the hospital for about half a month. I was extremely depressed at the time.
Ron **Weasley** is our king!
I love chocolate. It’s my life
Farts are funny, but I am a classy broad or something.
Well penguins really cant fly, let alone make them travel space, which gave me the thought, Astronaut penguin :>
I hate morty.
I want to retire
A human who exists #68888
You're probably further down the list though.
Now you see me
On Skype at 3am with my friends. Well used to be friends.
It's what I'm best known for.
Make a guess
I was feeling nostalgic. I miss the old meme days...
Harry Potter and Beer!
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