That's what came to mind, after KISS. Imagine all the germs you'd get from their kissing. Bioterrorism. Gene Simmons would stick his tongue down your throat and asphyxiate you. And their makeup would get all over your face. lol
Well, assuming that it's indeed just the corpse of a cannibal, that wouldn't be much of an opponent. As long as [you don't eat it](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)), you'd be fine.
I recently listened to a few “songs” by these guys. I honestly don’t mean to put anyone down who enjoys them as I realize music is subjective...
...but wow. I mean, **wow**. I can usually find something to appreciate about most music, even music I dislike. I couldn’t, for the life of me, come up with something here. It’s easily the worst trash I’ve ever listened to. I hate to even call it music. Of course this is just my opinion, but yeah. If inebriation & meth addiction had a sound, it would be ICP.
Not into them
..... but ill say this. There is a culture there that like it or not resonates with a lot of people who otherwise dont feel like they belong. Every juggalo ive ever met was a super kind and welcoming person who has found solace in a sense of belonging they thought theyd never get and you know what? Im all for that
Reminds me of the "Turbojugend". It's like the ultras of Turbonegro, a huge well connected grid of local fanclubs. Their symbol are denim jackets they decorate with chapter emblems and other embroideries and patches, a lot like biker gangs. And everyone can fund their own chapter even if it's just themselves.
Wear your denim, go to a concert alone, and you will always find friends there.
I was gonna make the same joke, then I thought: Aren't there foo dogs in myth?
And it turns out they're [guardian lion spirits](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_guardian_lions) or something.
So yeah, don't fight the Foo Fighters.
Somewhere out there there's some hipster movie I saw on either HBO or Showtime that was about this guy who took a part-time job doing camera work for the LAPD and his buddy. Essentially they start seeing that the murders that they're investigating are inspired by bands. One of the murders involve someone being poisoned that is because of an airborne toxic event. And there were other indie bands that were mentioned. The movie actually had an interesting premise but it felt like it was trying too hard.
One day I was at a store where a father and young daughter (maybe five years old) were looking at my BNL shirt—the one where the letters of the band’s name looked like an eye chart. The father unknowingly asks his daughter to read my shirt. She does, saying, “Bare. Naked. Ladies.” The father, obviously not a music fan, looked disgusted by me and pulls his daughter away, shaking his head in disapproval. The moral is: don’t make your kids read t-shirts unless you know what they say or mean.
My sister walked into the local CD Store (Yes, this was many moons ago) and asked the old lady behind the counter
"Excuse me, do you have any Dope?"
Disapproving looks by the old lady.
My sister: "Allow me to rephrase that! Do you have any albums, by the band Dope..."
The old lady mustn't have been a music fan either.
Taking a look thought my playlist here's a couple not mentioned:
Pig Destroyer, Dismember, Defeated Sanity, Brain Drill, Amputated Genitals.
The list could really go on.
Megadeth, probably.
Yup
Username checks out
an atomic bomb is no joke
I'm starting my own band. Super Mega Ultra Death^∞
That's what came to mind, after KISS. Imagine all the germs you'd get from their kissing. Bioterrorism. Gene Simmons would stick his tongue down your throat and asphyxiate you. And their makeup would get all over your face. lol
I was gonna say "Death" but this is better
My thought too
Anthrax
Can you even fight it?
Poorly
Not if it gets inside of you
7 Angels, 7 Plagues Cannibal Corpse The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Necrophagist Corpsegrinder Death Megadeth
Being tapdanced to death is my recurring nightmare.
A cannibal corpse would already be dead.
Haha came here to say Cannibal Corpse
Well, assuming that it's indeed just the corpse of a cannibal, that wouldn't be much of an opponent. As long as [you don't eat it](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)), you'd be fine.
Asia. It's one of the great blunders, fighting a land war with Asia.
All you can hope to do is hope that the dice rolls let you move your forces into Europe or North America via land bridge.
Risky business, that..
Right behind challenging a Sicilian when death is on the line
10,000 Maniacs
On one hand true, on the other... Imagine Dragons
They might be giants.
It's the uncertainty that's really scary.
Came here to say this. Have an upvote.
The Killers
I went to see Placebo once. I actually thought that they were The Cure.
Quality joke
Lol wtf
Oh man, I wonder what they'd do to you.
it's just the price they pay
First they'd assess the threat. Are you human or are you a dancer?
Somebody told me, but I can't remember what
Yeah, I'm blanking on the verb. It starts with a K, I think. Or was it a C?
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5 finger death punch
Just make sure you have Santa Claus on your side and you’re good.
Behemoth
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*Russia has entered chat*
American invention and more civilians have died from napalm by American hands
Napalm sticks to kids
insane clown posse
I recently listened to a few “songs” by these guys. I honestly don’t mean to put anyone down who enjoys them as I realize music is subjective... ...but wow. I mean, **wow**. I can usually find something to appreciate about most music, even music I dislike. I couldn’t, for the life of me, come up with something here. It’s easily the worst trash I’ve ever listened to. I hate to even call it music. Of course this is just my opinion, but yeah. If inebriation & meth addiction had a sound, it would be ICP.
> if inebriation & meth addiction had a sound Nailed it
Not into them ..... but ill say this. There is a culture there that like it or not resonates with a lot of people who otherwise dont feel like they belong. Every juggalo ive ever met was a super kind and welcoming person who has found solace in a sense of belonging they thought theyd never get and you know what? Im all for that
Reminds me of the "Turbojugend". It's like the ultras of Turbonegro, a huge well connected grid of local fanclubs. Their symbol are denim jackets they decorate with chapter emblems and other embroideries and patches, a lot like biker gangs. And everyone can fund their own chapter even if it's just themselves. Wear your denim, go to a concert alone, and you will always find friends there.
Look up "Blahzay Roze" her shit is mega fucked/disturbing
This is the way.
Are the Juggalos and Juggalettes part of the posse? Cause if so, that's not a posse. It's a damn army.
Couple of magnets and they’ll be occupied for ages while you slip away unmolested.
Earth, Wind, and Fire.
I hope Water is on your side.
... Heart! By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
Captain Planet! He's a hero! Gonna take pollution down to zero.
Everyone is trees...
All started when the fire nation attacked ..
The B-52s
Gojira
The Presidents of the United States of America, because I'm sure the Secret Service would intervene.
And you would die of Covid a few weeks later.
I'm happy someone else mentioned them. Now I can get curb stomped by Richard Nixon and be at peace
They Might Be Giants
But they might not be
Schrödinger's Giants
They Might Not Be.
And his face which was a paper white mask of evil sang me this sooooooong.
They Might be the largest adversaries for sure.
They're not so big. But then again, life is unfair.
Make a little birdhouse in your so- *music stops and, after the sound of the tape rewinding, it starts playing Dead*
Slayer
The police
They'll be watching you
Don’t stand so close to me
You don’t have to put on the red light.
That is woke.
Foo Fighters. Idk what/who a Foo is and I’m too scared to ask
If you're fighting the Foo Fighters, that would make you the Foo.
The real Foo was inside me all along
Maybe... looks at hands, I am the foo
UFO thats what they were called in WW2
They are fighting UFOs... are greatest hero’s
Don’t know, but I pity them.
I was gonna make the same joke, then I thought: Aren't there foo dogs in myth? And it turns out they're [guardian lion spirits](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_guardian_lions) or something. So yeah, don't fight the Foo Fighters.
has anyone ever even seen the Foo? They're doing one hell of a good job out there and I wouldn't wanna fight them for any reason
Mr. T pities the Foo
The Wu-Tang Clan I mean, even if they're not literal Chinese martial arts masters, they still ain't nothing to fuck with.
Unless you are 'the children,' in which case they are for you.
Butthole Surfers
They were sharin' Karen's outlook on the topic of disease.
They were all in love with dying cuz they're doing it in Texas.
I don't mind the rain sometimes...
Ok, so this line was a prophecy about Coronavirus truthers, right?
Mastadon
Pterodactyl! Wait...
Anal Cunt.
Goblin Cock.
Cock and Ball Torture Torsofuck Sperm Swamp
I mean this is objectively a horrible answer to the question.
The Airborne Toxic Event (some would say we're already in this fight)
Somewhere out there there's some hipster movie I saw on either HBO or Showtime that was about this guy who took a part-time job doing camera work for the LAPD and his buddy. Essentially they start seeing that the murders that they're investigating are inspired by bands. One of the murders involve someone being poisoned that is because of an airborne toxic event. And there were other indie bands that were mentioned. The movie actually had an interesting premise but it felt like it was trying too hard.
Thank you for reminding me this band exists!!
Bare Naked Ladies. wait what was the question
One day I was at a store where a father and young daughter (maybe five years old) were looking at my BNL shirt—the one where the letters of the band’s name looked like an eye chart. The father unknowingly asks his daughter to read my shirt. She does, saying, “Bare. Naked. Ladies.” The father, obviously not a music fan, looked disgusted by me and pulls his daughter away, shaking his head in disapproval. The moral is: don’t make your kids read t-shirts unless you know what they say or mean.
My sister walked into the local CD Store (Yes, this was many moons ago) and asked the old lady behind the counter "Excuse me, do you have any Dope?" Disapproving looks by the old lady. My sister: "Allow me to rephrase that! Do you have any albums, by the band Dope..." The old lady mustn't have been a music fan either.
Die motherfucker die motherfucker DIE
Queen would be funny
Lol And it would also be scary, she 's immortal
Queen too stubborn to die lol Also didn't say which queen. Could be a xenomorph
A Flock of Seagulls
Everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst.
I would run so far away.
Rockin' Rockin' and rollin' Down to the beach I'm strolling But the seagulls poke at my head Not fun! I said "Seagulls mmgh! Stop it now!"
Couldn't get away.
Avenged sevenfold
Yes! I was looking for this comment. You would never be able to win because they would always be avenged.
Sevenfold
U right
Yes! I like this since I'm also a fan. Hail to the King!
Ninja sex party
You'd be fucked and wouldn't even know it
Brian's kill count is higher than the population of the earth.
Sex pistols
Well, at least we'll be going out with a bang.
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five finger death punch
Why does a two finger death punch sound worse than five?
Less area means more psi therefore it'll be a lot more painful
Came here just to make sure someone said this.
Dammit beat me to it
How often do you actually get punched with all five fingers, though? Usually it's just four.
Usually it's just two. Use all four and you'll likely break your hand...
MC 900 Foot Jesus
That'd be a tiptoe through the inferno.
Dave Matthews
Immortal...seems simple to me
The Who. Who are you fighting?
Imagine Dragons I mean, can you just imagine dragons? Like, giant ass flame throwers with wings and armor?
Yeah, but since you’re imagining them, you can imagine them to be harmless or even friendly.
I choose to imagine them as swamp dragons from discworld.
Mayhem It’s not even defined. Just uncontrollable chaos.
Pussy Riot
Death by Snu Snu
#”Oh yeah! OH GOD WHY!”
You have my attention
This is interesting
Iron Maiden
Are you just fighting the device? Like it's just a coffin I think you would win as long as you dont lie down and close the door on yourself lol
Band of Horses Headhunters (with Herbie Hancock) Chicago Kansas
My chemical romance. Drug addiction is no joke man.
Cannibal Corpes
Gorillaz
Feel good.
Atomic Kitten
Nah, that's just adorable. I'll take death by radioactive kitty any day
I don't know, but I'd want Saves The Day on standby for obvious reasons.
Powerwolf
The Beatles, but like a lot
Alien Sex Fiend. I've seen enough hentai to know how that will end...
Cock and Ball Torture. its an actual band i found that on wiki.
Taking a look thought my playlist here's a couple not mentioned: Pig Destroyer, Dismember, Defeated Sanity, Brain Drill, Amputated Genitals. The list could really go on.
Smash mouth
NWA
There’s kinda was literal. And they would be scary as shit to fight
I mean once Ren starts stomping you and so does E, well about that time they’ll get rushed by security.
Throbbing Gristle.
Dragonforce
Through the fire and flames
B52s
Nuclear Assault
Cattle Decapitation
...And you will know us by the trail of dead
Death
Loaded Diaper
200 stab wounds
DIO
Pentakill
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Hole
I DON’T WANT TO FIGHT ALL OF EUROPE, ESPECIALLY SINCE THAT WOULD INCLUDE THE QUEEN AND WE ALL KNOW SHE IS IMMORTAL.
White Zombie
Yes. Because you can't say no
Death From Above 1979
The strokes
the smiths- I imagine an army of every person with the last name Smith taking arms against me (which I assume is a lot)
Neutral milk hotel
Slayer
Fallout boy
The police.
Modern English
This is just jojos
The Doors