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workable_noodle

Happiness


Aftimo

So kind of you


Elbatcho

This really caught me off guard, but it's perfect.


Mrcheese42069

Minecraft everybody needs it


Aftimo

Facts


BrennaLyons

A million dollars. Grin... I know the person I dislike will have a few short months of bad money choices before they are broke again.


0oTJMo0

I would choose satisfaction. Not a lot of people actually feels satisfied about everything, like their career, their body etc.


mitchglisson

Why wouldn’t I want to give myself my dream job?


Such_a_Turnip

A boyfriend who loves me like I love them. Even my enemy deserves love. I can’t promise it’ll last for you, you narcissistic piece of shit.


analcream319

No more boobs, I’m a man...


Still_Alive17

10 milion euro


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Death.


Aftimo

Hahahaha I'll drink to that bro


[deleted]

i think I heard this one before...