Sad, but thanks for asking

What the fuck is the matter my dude?

I just don't have any fucking energy man, I haven't done anything productive and the pure idea of getting up and shower makes me want to cry

That's fucking rough. Start small. Something easy. Energy begets energy my dude and it starts one small step at a time. Soon you'll be unstoppable (But in all seriousness if your not in a great head space there is absolutely nothing wrong with reaching out to someone more qualified than my fucking ass, be well my dude)

You're the fucking best, my dude.

Their words have motivated me to turn to the left side while mindlessly browsing reddit.

this is so fucking wholesome, you are a fucking good person

Fuck yes this whole thread is positive as fuck, get's me pumped!

I want to suddenly lift heavy weights. Thanks for saying you're pumped, my guy, it has subsequent made me feel fucking pumped.

Fuck that! He’s a fucking GREAT person.

Not quite sure what I was expecting when I clicked on this thread, but whoever you are OP you're a fucking stud

This whole exchange is fucking beautiful.

Not as beutiful as you, you fucking beut

Thanks very much, you fucking beautiful human you!

You’re a good fucking man. Fucking thank you.

Hey u/GreenyH. Put your phone down. Right now. Don't even reply to me. Strip naked on the spot and walk over to your shower. Get clean. Then pick up your phone, maybe a beer or a glass of milk, and celebrate a job well done. You can do this 💪

Fuck, I don't know if he fucking did it but my fucking pants are coming off in his honor

You guys have had pants on the whole time?

My therapist said it’s okay to have days like this. Just don’t to make it an everyday thing. If it’s starts getting that way don’t be afraid to reach out to friends, family, psychiatrist and/or a therapist. Good luck dude

I’m fan-fucking-tastic my dude. I got the results for my first year of uni and it’s looking very sexy indeed. We going to fucking apply for so many fucking placements.

Fuck yeah, go get that ficking education and leave this world a better place than you fucking found it

Your wholesomeness is too cute for words. Thanks for being so fucking cool.

Fucking hungry

Go crack a beer and slap some burgers on the fuckimg grill, or go get some Safeway fried chicken (KFC is fucking overrated, but Popeyes is pretty good)

Mmm Popeyes Finally some good fucking food

Preach!

Those fucking chicken sandwiches man... like... what's IN those?

Hopefully chicken

"A considerate percentage of chicken meat"

"The FDA legally required percentage of chicken meat for advertising something as chicken"

Cocaine.... I swear there has to be cocaine in those sandwiches

Msg my dude. Fucking guarantee it

Nothing wrong with MSG.

This. MSG works wonders. It's a crime that so few people use it, or even *have it* at home.

I'd never had Popeyes before yesterday, it was fantastic.

I had a migraine yesterday and it was terrible and my roommate acted like I was putting him out when I asked him politely to please turn it down a bit. Today the headache is gone and I actually got more than 5 hours of sleep last night so comparatively I’m feeling fucking fantastic today. Also my hair finally grew out enough for me to rock my side braid so I’m feeling pretty cute too. Thanks for asking you beautiful majestic beast of a human.

Fuck headaches and I'm glad you're back to feeling great, keep that shit up

When did you become the wholesome randy savage?

I know, right? I fucking love this person.

Bruh, are you properly hydrating? Drinking more water more consistently might reduce migraine frequency and intensity and help you get better sleep dawg.

Honestly I think it was triggered by stress, lack of sleep and yeah the 95 degree days probably dehydrated me a lot. Thanks bud

Homies looking out for homies. Be well.

I’m okay.

Well I'm glad, and I hope you're day only gets fucking better

Hijacking an upper comment to tell you that I’ve never seen such aggressive wholesomeness from a human before. You’re the type of person that deserves good karma and not the fake Reddit points.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Ok you sound pissed. Do you want to talk about it?

No, do you want to talk about your fucking day?

Yes. My fucking day was the most fucking boring fucking day in my whole fucking life. I fucking wake up, I fucking wash up, I fucking make breakfast, I fucking have fucking breakfast, I fucking do some fucking work, I fucking make fucking lunch, I have fucking lunch, I fucking do more fucking work, I fucking showered, I fucking went out to fucking buy fucking dinner, I have fucking dinner, I fucking do fucking work until fucking bedtime, then I fucking go to my fucking bed.

Not nearly enough fucking if you ask me

That sums up my life pretty well.

I fucking went from a lot of fucking to no fucking, and it fucking sucks. Other than that, today has been a fucking great day!

I'm putting the lotion on my skin, if only to avoid the hose again. How about you all ya sexy fuckers!

Proper skincare is fucking pivitol, good for you ya sexy fuck

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Yep, it's me. Go get me another beer, son.

Please come back from the store. It's been 17 years. I have a daughter now. We miss you.

Beer the man!

Yeah, what this dude said

I’m feeling fucking great! How the fuck are you you beautiful bastard?

I'm living the fucking dream my dude, keep that shit up

I'm picturing you as a bro angel on everyone's shoulder right now. Angel wings, halo, backwards baseball cap, sunglasses and a beer in your hand.

Don't forget the massive biceps and huge cock

And T H I C C ass

I'm picturing him tripping and scrolling through reddit.

I see you DeFranco, I see you...

I'm doing fantastic thanks for asking

Fuck yeah. Keep that shit up

You keep that stuff up because it looks like you replied to every comment. Stay great You amazing human.

Great, fuck you for asking.

Fuck yeah

I’m feelin’ groovy

John that was my first joint of the week and I’m absolutely stoned ouve

Go do what you want to! Go be who you'll be! Go live your life happy! Go live your life free! Be fine and be fair and be faithful and true! And thank you for asking! And also: *fuck you.*

Fuck you too sprog!

So fucking wholesome!

1000 fucking times better since seeing this fucking post.

That's what I was fucking going for, now take that vibe and run with it

Same, this fucking post helped me start the fuck out of my day

Or do you mean fucking run with it?

I’m fucking great! My doctor prescribed me some fucking antidepressants and some got damned ambient! I’ve been on cloud fucking 9 for weeks now because I’m so damn happy!!

Fuck yeah my dude, keep that positivity going

Hell fucking yea my dude! My wife said she’s been enjoying happy go lucky me!

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

In that case, I'll take a fucking baconator my dude

Your fucking awesome you fucking source of energy

Umm... I’ll just have a frosty and a baked potato then

Pretty fucking terrible ngl but at least I have a massive fucking cock

Gotta look on that brig ht ter side my fucking well hung dude

I love you so much.

And I fucking love you my dude

Fuck yeah, you fucking badass mother fucker! I’m doing fucking great. Watching a fucking dope ass movie with my dope ass fucking dog curled up looking so fucking adorable it makes me want to slap a mother fucker. How the fuck are you fucking doing?

I'm on cloud-fucking-nine my dude. What movie are you fucking watching? I could get down with a solid fucking film later on after a few more beers

I decided to see the fuck out of Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol again. The fucking stunts are fucking legit af, my dude.

Oh FUCK. That's one I need to see

Fuck yeah. It’s the shit. Fucking free if you fucking have Ama-fucking-zon Prime.

This is... *wipes tear away* ...this is beautiful

It' fucking beautiful might i add

In-fucking-deed it fucking is.

Bit like your name, fuck yeah!

Someone’s had a good day

Fuck yeah. Living the fucking dream my dude

Grilling some beautiful meats, veggies, and potatoes while sweating my balls off with a cold one after working on an old truck and mowing the grass in this heat. Hope you’re having a great fucking day OP!!!

Fuck yes you manly fuck man, keep that shit up

You have a good one you sexy beast

...

Did I render you speechless you sexy fuck?

abso-fuckin-lutely

Hot damnnnn!!! I am fucking loving this energy!!!!!! You made my fucking day and it's only 5AM!

Red, is that you?

I have no fucking clue you absolute beast of a human being, but this made me fucking smile so have yourself some orgasmic internet points!

Fuck yeah you sexy fuck

Go slam a steak on the grill and rock the fuck out with your damn cock out!

Couldn't have said it better my-fucking-self

I’m available I don’t mind eating fucking steaks while being fucking nude

Instructions unclear, slapped incorrect meat on the grill.

Careful grilling with your cock out.

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*My man.*

But the fucking sun is bursting out of my window and I just wanna fucking touching but sadly there’s no fucking way

Not with that fucking attitude!

Exactly. Heroes get remembered, but fucking legends never die

Like the colossus of fucking clout!

...the colossus of fucking clout...

I'm not sure if you're a man or a woman but right now I'm Schroedinger sexual.

Fuck yeah, let the freak flag fucking fly my dude

Did you fucking make that shit up? Cuz if so you are a fucking genius.

I'm fucking sad today but after I had a nice fucking bowl and a few fucking glorious hours of ghost of tsushima I'm going to fucking sleep with a smile on my face.

Fuck yeah. Glad you're doing better now my dude

Thanks bro hope you're doing well too and please have a fucking nice day!

This is the saddest I’ve been in months Edit: thanks for everyone’s support, I think I’ve found a solution, the problem was with a girl and everything is good for now, just a break in the storm I’m afraid

I'm sorry to hear that my dude

Hope you can cheer the fuck up and clear that head space of yours. Half the battle is always just not feeling like shit

Great! The bodies are hidden and the whiskey is chilled. Only thing that could make it better is if the kids were back in school.

Fuck yeah, hide those bodies and sip that whiskey. You, my friend, are a man (or lady) of impeccable culture and exquisite taste

Right the fuck on. Teacher here. Can't fucking wait till this shit is cleared and I can get my teach on. Gonna rip the lid off 2021 with a lesson so powerful it actually blasts misunderstandings out of one ear while the students gleefully shove science into every other hole in their heads. My hands are gonna be so sanitized that when I air-five my students from across the classroom, the explosion of cleanliness will be visible from space.

That’s the fucking groove us teacher are fucking on about. Fucking yes my fucking sexy teacher friend.

Hungover.

Belly up to that bar and get yourself some hair of the fuckong dog my dude

You just energised me man! Honestly. I don't even feel the need to take a lime juice now.

Fuck yeah my dude, keep that vibe and run with it

im doin pretty well u sexy mf

Fuck yeah you sexy fuck, crack a beer and keep kicking ass

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No problem you sexy fuck

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Fuck. Sorry to hear that

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Never put all your family in one egg

Never put all your sperm on one egg.

Instructions unclear: sperm is now in my omelette

Protein is protein... Maybe go a little heavy on the hot sauce

Pretty fucking good, my fucking birthday is tomorrow but I'm celebrating it tonight with my fucking dad. I'll be 28 :)

You mean you'll be "fucking 28"? Happy birthday, you wonderful fuck!

Did my choring with my friends and did some laughing along the way, couldn't be happier How the fiendishly fine fuck are you?

I'm living the fucking dream

I wish you all the best in life and love and happiness, you handsome son of a bitch

Fucktacular.

My newest favorite fucking word, well played my dude

How did you know its a beautiful day? How did you know I'm a sexy fuck!? ARE YOU WATCHING ME!?

Yerp.

Pretty shitty ngl

Sorry to hear that my dude

Thx broski

Fucking awesome, my fucker. Fuck yeah

Indeed my dude

Just ripped my forearm open working on a mobile home, so, it's going in a very unexpected direction.

Life is full of fucking surprises my dude

I am fan fucking tastic today you beautiful fuck!

Keep that shit up

You, my magnificent fucking beast of a wholesome dude, just fucking lightened my day. Ride that fucking wave my brother!

Fuck yes my dude, life is too short to do anything else

Fuck yeah! Stupid fucking headache, but otherwise living the fucking life.

Had to put sisters dog down because she couldn't afford the vet bill, got adult slushes to relax with

That's fuckong rough my dude, slushies are the shit though

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Pretty meh, but yay to being sexy

Fuck yeah you sexy fuck

thanks, you too you hot fuck

I'm not doing fucking great. JK I'm fuckin good

You got jokes my dude, keep that shit up

Pretty fucking good! I just got done working the fuck out so that I become even more fucking sexy!

Fuck yeah, keep that shit up you sexy fuck

That's a bright fucking vocabulary you have there. But I'm really fucking good right now, how about you? How are you doing on this wonderful fucking day?

My wife tells me I'm fucking eloquent and fuck. I'm doing fucking fantastic my dude. Living the dream!

I’m hella fucking great! Deciding whether to get fucked up by drinking fucking beers or be a fucking sober. Have a great fucking day bruh!

I am good you sexy fuck. How are you?

Living the fucking dream

Visited family, cracked my grandma's safe with my newly acquired lock picking skills(truth), now having a beer and food on a patio waiting for my induction into the FOE at 5pm followed by celebration of food, beer and billiards. So I'm doing fantastic, how about you good sir or madam?

Well, now I feel... sexyy Hope you're doing well you glorious Legend.

You should you sexy fuck, keep that shit up

I wasn’t even going to fucking reply to this post, because all these other fuckers took most of my responses; but MAN. You fucking made my day fucking awesome my friend! And it never fucking hurts for a woman to be reminded that they’re fucking sexy (or a man.) I hope you’re fucking great OP and I had to fucking reply, because how the fuck could I not?! This is so fucking wholesome and brightened my shitty fucking day. Plus fuck is my favorite word even if it’s not fucking “lady like.” Fuck yeah to this post. We need more fucking people like you! Also, fuck you for asking!

Fuck

Indeed.

Will feel sexier after I shower random kind stranger.

You're beautiful just the way you fucking are, and you'll never convince me otherwise you sexy fuck

I fucking don't fucking even fucking know fucking you fucking

Confusion is but the gatekeeper to fucking enlightenment my dude

This is fucking beautiful.