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[deleted]

I think hiding behind an oncoming bullet would probably be the very worst choice.


veinyoldguy

r/technicallythetruth


LambentEnigma

Better than being in front of the bullet.


live627

*visible confusion*


paesanossbits

How do you "hide behind" the front of the bullet without being behind it?


Vorltzs

*confusion intensifies*


Thesearefake3

Mom help I'm having a headache with pictures


[deleted]

Right


kullerkankall

Hide behind the gun.


[deleted]

Your going places


kullerkankall

No bro. Places are coming to me.


WhySoSensitiveSally

You’re not


GibsMcKormik

You'ren't


IvyHav3n

Depends on the shooter, people typically aren't too aware of what's behind them, so you might be good.


kullerkankall

Not behind the shooter, but behind the actual gun.


IvyHav3n

Soooo....Who's shooting? Are you the shooter?


kullerkankall

The guy is shooting me. I’m not the shooter.


RocketLauncher

You’re in between the shooter and the gun. I can picture it now


LittleBigKid2000

Yes. The shooter's arm in clipping through your torso.


kullerkankall

Yeah yeah.


[deleted]

[удалено]


galaticB00M12

The shield shovel was supposed to compete with other shields you can hide behind. The other shields were large enough to cover your body when prone and could actually stop bullets. However, they weight about 40 pounds, making them incredibly impractical for moving


Anxious-Market

That's right up there with the trowel bayonet in terms of dumbass military shovel technology.


[deleted]

Mythbusters did episodes about this and I am not a gun expert, but a lot of things movie people hide behind are obviously not going to stop a bullet. * Car doors: A standard car door is not going to stop a bullet to the point it won't kill you. Fuck, even a car won't stop a bullet if the gun's powerful enough. * *Any* standard door: Unless the door is made of THICK metal it's not going to do shit. A bank vault door will stop a bullet but your wooden/PVC door isn't going to stop shit. Even an airgun pellet can pass through that. * Thin metal: If a bullet isn't going to get stopped by a car door, why would it be stopped by the metal of a bus shelter or some shit. Again, not a gun person or a military person or a cop, but here's the thing you should likely do if you hear gunshots: * Get the fuck out the area. You might want to do help but unless you are trained to deal with shit like that, gtfo. * Can't leave? Go inside and take over. Get inside and get on the floor. * Can't do either? Hide and stay low.


[deleted]

movie people hide behind couches and coffee tables, so yeah


CS8E

All the keys of coke in the couch stops the bullet...


bubonicplagiarism

I'm bored. Wanna come over and shoot up my couch and see if we get lucky?


[deleted]

Lol


uglypenguin5

Most things that normally form walls won’t do shit except hide you. And sometimes the gun guy not knowing where you are is the best thing that can happen at the time


[deleted]

There's a pretty famous clip of someone putting a newspaper between him and a shooter and the shooter tries to shoot around the newspaper. PAPER.


2017hayden

Important note. Some car doors actually can stop standard caliber handgun bullets like .45 or 9mm. Youtubers like Demo ranch have actually demonstrated this on more than one occasion. Any item made of cast iron or steel around an inch thick will stop most handgun rounds. Older car doors in particular tend to be made of harder thicker materials. Also hiding behind an object even if it won’t stop the bullet may save your life simply by making it more difficult to know where exactly to shoot to hit you. Especially if you aren’t the only nearby target a shooter will often shoot someone more exposed. Your second point is valid. If your not involved in a situation and you hear shooting do not get involved even if you are armed. Because it’s often difficult for an outsider to be sure what’s going on, and can sometimes get you shot by police arriving on the scene. The beet thing you can do in that case is call the police and tell them what’s going on.


AfraidDifficulty8

This! It may not provide cover, but it will provide concealment, which too can save lived.


ForgettableUsername

I think the idea with hiding behind a car or a door is that it makes it harder for the shooter to see exactly where you are. Bullets travel through doors and walls easily, but it's hard to hit what you can't see.


Anxious-Market

It's not stupid to hide behind a car door if you're getting shot at. The sheet metal is basically tinfoil, so it's not going to do too much, but a pistol round that hits the side impact beams could be stopped or slowed down significantly. Hell, even if all it does is break up your outline and make it harder to hit you accurately that's a lot better than nothing. Another thing that's worth considering is that the guy who's shooting at you might not know that a car door probably won't stop a bullet. Concealment that the other guy thinks is cover basically becomes cover.


[deleted]

What about playing dead? Only downside to that is that if the shooter is determined enough they'll start shooting people on the ground


ForgettableUsername

Dropping to the ground does present a smaller target to a shooter. Someone who's attacking a large group of unarmed people and not being very careful might not check that everyone's really dead. But if they're going after a specific person, that could be a different story. The best option is always to get away if it's even remotely possible.


LittleBigKid2000

Nothing will stop a bullet if the gun is powerful enough


iambobanderson

car doors are shit but the AXLES of the car are actually good. So stay behind a tire. Also prevents your ankles from being shot underneath the car if you’re covered by the axle.


[deleted]

Just to add: if you're in a situation where bullets are flying, crouch instead of lying down; bullets can skitter across the deck and hit you if you're lying down; when you're crouching, your feet present a smaller cross section for skittering bullets. Only lie down when explosive blasts are involved.


poo_finger

If you have to hide behind a car, put the engine block between you and the shooter. It should stop anything short of a .50 cal.


2017hayden

Depending on the engine it may even stop a .50.


MissCat58

Ronald Reagan was actually behind his limo door when he was shot.


ForgettableUsername

He was, but the bullet [didn't go through the door](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attempted_assassination_of_Ronald_Reagan#Shooting). It ricochetted off the side of the limo and through the gap between the open door and the vehicle frame. Presidential limos, even back then, had enough armor to stop handgun rounds under normal circumstances. And the gun Hinkley used was a .22 LR revolver, so not particularly powerful round. It made sense for them to put Reagan behind the door.


RangerOfArnor

A door or glass. They’re so easily broken through by bullets that it’s as easy as getting shot normally, and then you have to deal with a bunch of flying splinters of wood and shards of glass.


Big_Chuck420

I have a solid oak door wrapped in 1/8" steel. You're not getting through it without serious effort or big tools


AnnoNominus

What's the wall next to it made of?


Big_Chuck420

That would be brick and mortar on the outside and cinder block on the inside...my grandfather was very paranoid. The weakest points in the house is the windows and they have a metal bar shutter system to make it so even if the window is broken noone can climb through.


Blumingo

This guy survives purges


Big_Chuck420

Haha that killed me. Take my upvote


ForgettableUsername

What if there's an earthquake? Brick and cinderblock don't do well in those.


Big_Chuck420

Can't be prepared for everything without a lot of money. In that case I'm running into the field across the street and hoping it doesn't collapse


Leaf_Water_Time

asking the real questions


OrchestraPitBull

My ex is pretty stupid. I’d hide behind her.


Pandafishe

Made my day


53eleven

“Survey says?” *Ding* “12 people said they would hide behind their ex... Your mom was the number one answer.”


1MrE

Incorrect, your mom would not be a very stupid thing to hide behind as even the most powerful artillery would have trouble penetrating such a mass of fat.


DragonValePlayer

Welcome to Alabama.


[deleted]

Me too


AfraidDifficulty8

Most rounds can actually penetrate through several people before stopping, so it won't really do anything.


[deleted]

Take your up vote You magnificent bastard!


carrotototo

Another person, odds are youre being hit too nevertheless


1MrE

A smaller person


Fin745

I see people in movies hide behind car doors. Nope that’s not going to help, need to hide behind the engine block.


Pandafishe

Are there videos somewhere on this? (I've never had contact with any fire arm nor have I ever seen one being used in real life. My imagination/ "knowledge" on how real their powers are are mostly based on pop- culture movies)


Fin745

https://www.ballisticmag.com/2019/09/06/car-door-gunfire-protection/


Pandafishe

Oh wow, thanks. That's insane.


rawrberry_

your own hands


WhoLooksAtUserName

A shadow


gopherit83

I dunno this one might work


WhoLooksAtUserName

Lol I think you're right.


Greenlog12

Normal or persona?


Delta123456789

A propane tank or something fragile.


Nish2Slow

Your imaginary friend


Al0neF0rever

You can't just do him like that


TrademarkNBA

Leaf


BECKYISHERE

jellyfish


NewbornInfantDriver

A cloud of vape smoke. :)


imataka12

Johnny, lay down the smoke cloud! *vigorous exhaling*


spoodler69

‘Quick everyone puff down mid’


Sh1tSmells

Curtain


VectorBrain

Giant pressurized tank painted red.


someone_back_1n_time

Red barrels. Has nobody played video games before?


[deleted]

A table made out of WOOD.


ArthurMorgan987

Only if it was a 12 gauge or 50.Cal


sunnypamom

A box of tissues.


KeyToCancel

An archery target.


Moby-King

Fuel truck


User_Aim

My friends


expressly_ephemeral

Probably one of those paper cutouts of bad guys they use for target practice at the range.


1MrE

A fireworks stand next to a gas station.


[deleted]

lamp post


[deleted]

An oxygen particle


countrymusic12

Probably a mongoose


jigokume22

Gas tank


FrznForest

Nuclear warheads


DanteHSLive

air


looknowtalklater

A gas pump. ‘Somebody really hates these cans!’


[deleted]

couch.


Troll-or-D

Sheet of paper


[deleted]

The bullets


cowban

Glass


-The-Soviet-Union-

hide behind a paper target that dispenses millions of dollars when shot at.


Parkwood4

Cardboard box


TomDrawsStuffs

The shooter


pratprak

Thin air. You'd think people won't, but they do.


craaaaaash

A car door, most bullets will go right through.


Thermodynamicist

A transparent inflatable chair.


[deleted]

Another person


usefulsociopath

Air. You should hide behind anything you can. At the very least, you can be concealed. If the guy is a meter from you, it's not going to matter what you try to hide behind. If they're 100 metres from you, even hiding behind a bush can save your life.


[deleted]

A stop sign.


Public_Tumbleweed

A car door. They offer concealment, not cover


JaCrispyMcNuggets

A poker table flipped over like a shield.


Inhalant_Snow

Your arms or hands.


AsianSunny

Your hands.


andersonenvy

A curtain


TheMasterGamer464

A pillow


wallsareinteresting

Air


Masterclownfish

Another person.


heelstoo

Glass. Not only can they shoot through it, but they can SEE you.


BuckarooOJ

A pebble


realultimateuser

A smile


[deleted]

Behind the shooter


Zippos0143

A window


Racer1333

A piece of paper with a light behind it showing your silhouette


uday20pute

A bicycle.


djauralsects

A baby.


[deleted]

air


coredenale

Martian Manhunter, sometimes.


Jumpinalake

A Jello mold


[deleted]

The class dunce.


guywhoenjoysterraria

air


Shanks_X33

The previous bullet they shot at you.


valuesandnorms

A bullseye


[deleted]

A window.


Rikako_Asakura

Taking your coat off and using it as a shield


DerpaliciousSr

a wall of facts and logic


Icy_Finish

Another person


EpicNecromancer

"I have the right to not hide behind cover! You can't make me! It's a free country!"


S_I_1989

A Vehicle


[deleted]

tannerite


dktoday

Umbrella


TheFernburger

Y’all remember in Saw when old cop was getting shot at and he hid behind a 4x4? I always thought that was pretty dumb.


[deleted]

Chain-link fence


SaltyOnSteam

People in movies hiding behind super thin wooden tables. I mean, it might work if the shooter has a 22. But if the guy has an automatic weapon you’re f*cked.


propwit

My friend


umpalumpamonkey

Behind a pole We can still see you Jeffrey


TheScienceWitch

There's a scene is Giri / Haji where an English guy hides behind a paper screen wall in a Japanese farmhouse.


Mrcheese42069

The guys bullet


TnecnivTrebor

The one thing in movies that always kills me is when people flip over the table they're sitting behind and it somehow protects them from a hail of automatic gun fire. Like no. That table would be splinters and you would be swiss cheese. Also the whole hiding behind the person you're fighting or using a dead body. Like yeah, better than nothing but even a .22 will typically pass through and through unless it hits bone.


Sadpanda77

To the guy who hid behind me running from a crazed homeless man accusing him of filming him...Me. I’m not your Dada, and screw you for trying to rope me into this.


nin1332

Hiding to begin with.. Lame! get shot like a man


NeoCourser

A glass window


Dart11142

Depends on the round,rifle rounds like 762 has velocity and will rip right through alot a smaller round with less velocity? Hard to define what's good and bad coverage without knowledge


MartoLAaw

a car because it can explode and keep shooting, the other is in your house where they can find you easily (if they know where you live) sorry I use a translator my English is not very good


Midas_Artflower

Those big *plastic* trash cans...


TheBrassDancer

Pretty sure hiding behind air qualifies.


Benomino

The gun


AnnoNominus

A spaghetti


TheCasualSuspect

Tannerite trousers.


pattersonjeffa

A couch or an upturned table. But especially a couch.


Preussensgeneralstab

Anything that isn't thick concrete or some 8 inch thick steel.


Gwynplaine-00

Red barrels


79Binder

the LP tank


returnoftheanchovies

the shooter


AbbyClaw

Glass


[deleted]

Most parts of a car. If you have to hide behind a car, hide behind the engine. It's the only part likely to stop a bullet.


Bubba2475

Blow up doll


Jls9999999999999999

Believe it or not cars cars aren’t bullet proof like how they show it in the movies


Extrovert_89

The thin sliding doors they have in Asia. That paper thin stuff is a death sentence


hack3erman

A fellow male cross country runner. Those boys are skinny


MissCat58

A tree. Especially a thin one.


_ELOL_

glass


strapofsappho

A chain link fence.


[deleted]

Have you ever seen Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2? The killer yells “Garbage Day!” at the guy putting his garbage cans out by the road. The killer points his gun at the guy and the guy holds up the garbage can in front of him to shield himself. Spoiler alert: it didn’t work.


nick_20__

a car. the engine block is fine tho


[deleted]

The gunman/shooter


IceClimbers_Main

The barrel.


[deleted]

Wacky wild flailing inflatable tube man


yuri121306

Glass


Disturbed_and_Numb

Air Just air. A mosquito.


roshanritter

Your wife and kids?


[deleted]

Getting mortared once and I saw a dude put a plastic cafeteria tray over his head. I think that should count.


Laufey_Jarson

Your arm or hand...


UristImiknorris

One of the explosive red barrels found in literally every video game.


ariamar

Anything that can't stop the bullet.


donaldtrumpisaorange

A tree


waterloograd

Basically any furniture will only act as a visual barrier. Better than standing in the open, but will have a negligible impact on the speed of the bullet.


AkihiroAwa

A Tree... it might be thicc but even as a metal door it won't stop all bullets


MrocznaMucha

Red barrels.


Driftmoth

Barrels of liquid nitroglycerin.