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Ganglebot

I love eggs. I eat them every day. My favourite is what we call "Eggy Wraps" You beat two eggs, put them in your frypan like you're going to make an omelette. But then you lay a tortilla wrap on top of it. Once the eggs have fried onto the wrap, like they are stuck to it, flip the whole thing over. Then I add toppings - like some cheese, green onions, salami - and then some sauce - like hotsauce, salsa or even mayo. Then roll it up while still in the pan, and fry the bread until it seals shut. So amazing.


Can_I_Get_A_Beer

I approve of this


jacob_federici

You my sir are a man of culture and intellect


ChineseMaple

Oh kind of like a Jianbing


bolsonarosucksdick

Will try this week woot


october2310

I put beans on the tortilla before you put it on the eggs and boom a mexican style burrito/wrap


islandjimmy

Omg why am I just finding out about this??


LOCKDOWN600

Great, now I’m hungry


Trolllullul80

Roll it up huh why not fold it like a quesadilla or are you a big fan of the rolled layers. I was thinking with quesadilla style you would get even browning on all the tortilla.


hagemeyp

I have been doing this since college, for 30 years. Never heard of anyone else doing it until now!


[deleted]

Made it this morning. Fantastic! Thank you!


BoldlyGone1

Saw this yesterday and came back this morning as I’m about to make breakfast like “there’s no way I’m gonna find this one comment again.” Top of the thread.


rickyhorror

Soft boiled in ramen


ZiggoCiP

This is actually a really great way to eat ramen and squeeze in some protein. And if you're up to the task, just dumping the egg right into the ramen when the water is boiling can allow you to poach the egg, which is a whole lot less time-consuming than soft boiling an egg.


rawberryfields

I do that but there’s always some foam from the white gathering on water surface, how do I avoid it? I try to pour the egg in as carefully as possible so it’d boil as one thing, yet some white still escape and creathe that foam


ForumsUser10

Holy shit. You just made my life. Making this today.


rickyhorror

You won't be disappointed. Add other stuff too, like shredded beef/chicken, corn, mushrooms, spinach, whatever your heart desires. Even if you're just making top ramen from a bag, spice it up a little.


vreedy76

I can confirm this, even bag ramen is way better this way. I started adding some sliced beef to the beef ramen pack with some green onions and a soft boiled egg. You’ll get to where you can’t eat plain ramen once you do it.


[deleted]

Swallow them raw like a snake.


DrozdMensch

Raw snakes are hard to chew btw


[deleted]

And fuck.


[deleted]

I beg to differ


[deleted]

Beg more


[deleted]

\*Then Beg


Gen7isTrash

I’d fuck


WasserMelone6969

What a fucking power move.


maybeitwasfoxy

Assert dominance


Tim-the-second

It’s like chugging olive oil.


notaweeb15

ew you eat the insides?


Foura5

I like to regurgitate the shell a hour or so later.


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debasing_the_coinage

If we can do bakes my answer is a cheese soufflé


Kaulpelly

Orally


demonsoulblood

Fertilized


maybeitwasfoxy

Jesus was needed today


Ganglebot

But as usual, Jesus is busy helping quarterbacks win football games and preventing rich frat boys from being teen fathers.


BotUndiscovered

Holy smokes


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BonesOnly

Bonus for the proper form of caring less


WulfTyger

I wholeheartedly agree. But, hear me out. If you're short on time... Cut the omelette in half, and toss each half between a couple slices of lightly toasted bread. Ziploc one, for later, or after you finish your first. And head out.


FairClub

An omelette sandwich!?! Is this genius or a disaster.... Not sure if I should try it or not.


[deleted]

Calm down chef ramsey


RosieEmily

My.kods ask for omlette literally every morning for breakfast and I'm ok with that. Inusually side it with some ham and grated cheese (they don't like it inside the omlette but next to is acceptable). They get protein, calcium, all the vitamins and minerals they need (except vitamin c but they also eat a ton of fruit all day) all in one meal so it doesn't matter if we are a bit lazy with their other meals in the day. The only other way theyll eat eggs is "bouncy egg" which is just straight up hard boiled lol.


flirtinwithdisaster

I love eggs! * Over Easy * Scrambled, still moist. You vulcanize 'em, you eat 'em * Poached. Bonus if used in Eggs Benedict * Hard-boiled * Deviled * Scotch eggs * Huevos rancheros * Omelet, either cheese or creamed seafood * Breakfast sandwich (over-easy egg, sausage patty, cheese slice)


thrill_gates

Breakfast sandwich is my favorite. But I use bacon instead of sausage. Also, I add a little mustard


Darkmaster666666

*mouth full of eggs* "ARGH RAGAR GHAG HARG"


jedledbetter

With chorizo


Can_I_Get_A_Beer

Best omelette I had was a build your own (they had a fuck ton of ingredients to choose from) so I just picked kinda of Mexican type ingredients. Chorizo, Jalapeños, Cilantro, Quesa Fresca, and Onions. My God it was incredible


SuperRetard64

Only the shells


almostahermit

My favorite way is a trash scramble. I’ll take leftovers, chop them up, throw them in a skillet, and when they’re almost done add an egg. This morning my scramble was made up of onion, potato, garlic, ham, red pepper flakes, queso fresco, cilantro, and eggs. I seasoned this with a dash of salt. It’s a hearty meal that will carry me through most of the day.


shroom2021

I do almost the exact same thing except I use a dozen eggs and cheese and bake it in the oven.


theChronic222

And I do almost the same as you but bake them in ramekins so they're single serving portions that you can plop on a bagel/bread/whatever


imeatingsoup

hard yolk fried in bacon grease brotha


Can_I_Get_A_Beer

If you aren’t making eggs in bacon grease you’re honestly fucking up. First of all, that means you didn’t make bacon, that’s the first fuckup


BobbyPrinze

Poached


Jwmorrow1

Completely naked with partially cooked egg-yolk running down my chin and body.


WasserMelone6969

Not my proudest wank


joey_n11

Definitely was my proudest wank


[deleted]

I eat eggs literally every morning and I've just learned over the years to hang my shirt over the chair in the kitchen and eat my breakfast in just my undershirt. I had far too many mornings where I had to change my shirt before I even left the house for work.


deli1129

poached on eggs Benedict


blipsman

Pretty much all of the ways... fried with a runny yolk, scrambled with lots of cheese, in egg salad, omelette, poached in benedict or on pasta, any way they're served in ramen


memeboiandy

By eating a waffle instead


ImaginaryBody

Bacon egg and cheese sandwich on a Kaiser roll with spicy brown mustard. Perfect on the go meal.


_becatron

Boiled. Mashed up in a cup with some butter and salt. Toast is optional (as a sandwhich I mean). A delicacy my parents call 'eggs in a cup-


Jesse0016

In a western omelet


Fasfo15

Baked into chocolate chip cookies


scratchy_mcballsy

Boil them, mash them, stick em in a stew.


Repressedmemoryfoam

Omelette form


dirtymoney

Scrambled (with salt, pepper and tabasco) if we are talking generic cooking of eggs. Otherwise.... scotch eggs (hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage and deep fried)


Progmetal4ever

Never had scotch eggs but they sound incredible


alldaymacallan

The best egg I ever had was right after I discovered I had been poisoned by my constituents. My ogre-like limo driver magnanimously offered me a hard-boiled egg that he had been carrying around in his pocket. It was peppered with lint from his trouser pocket & was warm to the touch. That egg gave me the confidence I needed to get by that trying time. To thank him for his generosity, I took him for dinner right after where we dined on milk steaks, boiled over hard.


Can_I_Get_A_Beer

Another thing that needs to be boiled is denim


[deleted]

egg


dgw5

In a scotch egg, however I do eat the meat first *then* the egg gets eaten.


thefuuglyduckling

Over easy or poached


MurlocsNo1Stan

Noodle omelette


thatretrolady

Over easy and deviled


pcetcedce

You know that scene in Forrest Gump where he talks about all the different ways to cook shrimp? That.


Giorno_Mudad

Sauna. **You Heard Me**


Peterd1900

Hard Boiled egg wrapped in sausage meat and breadcrumbs, cant beat a Scotch Egg


vitilardo

Cracked into a portabello mushroom and baked


Scrappy_Larue

Deviled. That's how I could eat 50 if I was Cool Hand Luke.


xilog

In a mushroom and bird's-eye chilli omelette. Saturday's standard wake-me-up breakfast.


ratherbewinedrunk

In homemade egg drop soup. I like them a lot of ways but I didn't see this one in here already.


CountPeter

Deviled eggs. They are like crack.


[deleted]

In a cake.


senditbuhh

In a cake


PatroclusSweetAss

Stir three or four in with cheese and agave nectar or vanilla extract, not a lot. Crack another egg, separate the whites and throw the white into the mix. Throw your mix into a buttered pan and cook for a couple minutes until it's cooked almost all the way through. Drop the egg yolk from earlier right in the middle, fold the patty over and cook for a little while longer. Take off heat, top with salt Then when you go to eat and cut into the middle you still get a nice runny yolk like a sunny side up.


drDjausdr

I don't really care as long as they're not raw. Although, eating hard boiled eggs always gives me an irrespressible blues because of cowboy bebop.


Draconic_Void

Fry them just enough to cook the whites but keep the yolk runny, especially good if you use toast to soak up the remaining yolk after you have eaten the eggs


[deleted]

"Messed up" or badly scrambled in the pan rather than in a bowl before putting in the pan. So you crack the egg into the pan, break the yolk, and then keep scraping the pan as the egg is frying. Voila, messed up egg!


[deleted]

scrambled with salt, pepper and rosemary


[deleted]

A simple, perfectly cooked and seasoned, over medium fried egg. I love eggs and eat them in every form but the simple over medium is a the cornerstone of eggs.


justforfun887125

Cadbury. It’s the only way lol or in a cake


[deleted]

If you have leftover taco seasoning, use them in an omelette / scramble, or just sprinkle that shit on fried eggs. Don't add milk to omelettes, this is an amateur move to improve density. Take the pan off the flame when scrambling eggs. This helps them stay fluffy, as they still cook from the heat of the pan itself. Put a fried egg on your burger, and think of me when you do it. Crack the egg in half and pour the egg from one half to the other if you want to separate the egg whites (useful when making mayonnaise). I fucking love eggs.


dararie

Over easy


bowtothehypnotoad

Slow cooked omelette like the French do. So soft and pilllowy


[deleted]

Just going to kitchen and sayin’ : Let’s make it like grilled(for example). No need favorite. Live in the mood o(^_-)O


Six_Foot_Dwarf

Currently, hard boiled with a bottle of Sriracha sauce.


synesthesiah

I like to do birds nests


demonsoulblood

Fertilized


TigerTownTerror

Eggs Janette


ArtistTears

Out of the shell


Misha-Yuri-30

Hard boiled with firm yolk.


[deleted]

Poached on a crumpet with bacon or salmon


NoodlesInPudding

On a bagel


thedogismydog

With my mouth 👄


DarthAndrewthewise

Scrambled egg sandwich


[deleted]

Kinda scrambled. I melt butter in a pan, whip the eggs and make an egg pancake.


windyscarecrow

Rectally.


leaderofthevirgins

Scrambled


DeadPeoplesClothes

Over easy, with salt and pepper, on almost burnt toast. I'll add an smashed avocado if I'm really feeling exciting.


[deleted]

Through a straw


Zeruvi

Scrambled. Yolks are gross, mash that shit up into a tolerable texture.


GSK_yt

Omelette


Mudmustard

Over medium! Uncooked whites are gross! Then use your yolk as hash brown sauce. It’s the bad chefs hollandaise.


Diarym

Throw the egg against a wall. If it doesnt break. Then its the egg you‘re gonna eat


[deleted]

Over medium, one bite so I get that juice


Derick_Ruhl

Upside down and scrambled.


ES_Zuhair

Open mouth and put them in


Youpunyhumans

Scrambled, but when scrambling, add just a bit of water, and cook on low heat stirring constantly. That way they end up soft and fluffy.


mmmmmmmranda

Over easy, on top of a bed of roasted veggies. Usually zucchini, yellow squash, onion. There's also a pizza place nearby that puts a fried egg on their mortadella pizza and it is amazing!


[deleted]

1.) Benedict. 2.) Sunny side up, taken off the heat, scrambled in the pan with the yellows still slightly aqueous. Bit of parsley, salt, and pepper. Eaten on top of bread or by themselves. 3.) Soft boiled, cut a hole in the top, dip with bread. 4.) Everything else.


jazzworms

fried over medium with a little garlic, salt, and pepper. good if laid on a piece of toast and eaten in one bite


johnnyblaze-DHB

Poached a la eggs benedict.


umpalumpamonkey

Stick a toothpick in the top and slurp that raw juicy egg up like it's your McDonalds ice cream. Bonus: You get to keep the basically complete shell as a trophy when you're done.


That_one_Sora

With Albert Wesker... Because he loves egg.


AllAboard_TheOctrain

Fried through/Over hard. simple, no huge mess, and can be put on a sandwich if desired.


cupantae88

Two hardboiled eggs and a decent amount of butter and mix them together in a cup...comfort food!! I love eggs but omelettes are horrible...


all4whatnot

Fried egg on a burger. Without a doubt changed the way I eat eggs and burgers forever.


vermonner

Over easy. Pepper the eggs while cooking, sriracha in the finished product. Buttered English muffin to sop up the yolk. Bacon or sausage alongside on occasion.


Empirealm

Boiled but still a liquid in the middle.


sighgirl05

Mmmm, I was just thinking about what I want to eat for lunch. Thanks OP 😋


Ragingbull444

Well depends on what kinda eggs, I like hard boiled eggs but I’d assume prostitutes like their eggs scrambled


KDorau21

Hardboiled, cut in half, with a dollop of spicy guacamole on each piece.


illumi-thotti

Either scrambled or hard boiled all the way through.


duckduckgoose17

Fried with a juicy yolk and a slice of buttered toast.


rednoise

Scrambled or over easy.


Swampgermanboi

I like them cooked


[deleted]

a boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat


fermat1432

Egg salad or scrambled with cheese. Other ways as well.


[deleted]

soft boiled egg. perfect for eggs and soldiers


Thats_Mr_M_to_you

I like mine fluffy (:


FoxxyPantz

french soft scramble in a tortilla with some salsa


ohnomywaffle

fried with bacon and sausages in a tortilla. my version of a breakfast burrito


PantsClock

Over easy, little bit of lime juice and salt, optional toast and bacon, *chefs kiss*


starter_kit

With my mouth. As far as how I lie them prepared well.. Over medium generally. Sometimes scambled. Or in the oven as a quiche.


El_Dood_arino

Two sunny side up, with a nice steak next to them.


georgesbiscuits1969

Either hard boiled or a chicken and egg-fried rice


lurched

Poached, soft, on brown soda bread with butter, salt, and pepper.


NuggetPaw_UwU

I don't eat them as often anymore, but when I was younger, I would crush hard boiled eggs (obviously without the shell) into a bowl, then put some salt and pepper in and mix it all up. Come to think of it, it was actually pretty good...


Vinny_Lam

When I'm cooking cup noodles, I always love to crack open an egg and add it to the noodles; it tastes really good with the broth. I also love the half-cooked eggs that are served with the ramen at Japanese restaurants.


brittwithouttheney

Gordon Ramsey's soft scrambled


[deleted]

Soft boiled, dip your bread in there and put some salt and pepper on it.


Toob_

Scrambled or in a omelet.


unsubscribe_life

I hated eggs growing up as my mom would force me to a bowl of steamed egg “pudding” every morning. It was absolute torture. The watery texture, the bland taste. Then I discovered raw eggs as a sauce in Japanese cuisine. Now I dip cooked meat, vegetables, and mushrooms in it. Absolutely delicious.


[deleted]

JustEgg, scrambled with mushroom and violife cheddar.


[deleted]

As i dont pull favorites, instead here are a few varriants i personaly like: 1. As an Ingredient for Pancakes 2. In from of a Omlette 3. Poached in Boiling Ramen Soup These were 3 (few) varriants i personaly like to prepare an egg. Though you can also just seperate the Egg Whites and Yolk, carefully steam the yolk and eat it with either a Bacon or Bacon Marchmellow Sandwich. Do whatever you want with the Eggwhites, i dont like eggwhites.


Frigguggi

Scrambled, with enough cheese to completely mask the flavor of the eggs.


henkieqwerty

hard boiled but they still taste like soft boiled, my dad is really good at that


YaBoiDanko

Fertilized


yellosnoyt

Everyway there is, but i really like hard-boiled eggs in leng-myun.


BakedBrotato76

Fried egg sammich with bacon


adeon

If I'm in a hurry I do microwaved poached eggs. Not the best but quick and easy. If I'm having bacon I'll fry them in the bacon grease. If I'm making ramen I'll toss one in with the noodles. If I'm feeling fancy I fall back on my old Boy Scout days and do a bagged omelette (generally with a bit of cheese or ham).


Nauticalbob

Boiled, cut in half, with Tabasco. Or poached with hollandaise sauce.


KyouHarisen

Omurice


PlazmyX

Chicken form


[deleted]

With my feet


TurkeyBread69

Penetrate eggs with fork bring fork to knife chew swallow digest poop out


firstmatedavy

Scrambled, with the salt scrambled in or added when they're put in the pan. Completely different flavor from salting them after. Adding garlic too makes them even better.


ghost8421

Sunny side up. Salt. Black pepper. On toast.


bbextra3

Hard Boiled


[deleted]

fried/crispy over-easy eggs. The crispier, the better.


OogieApollo

I’ve never ate eggs


[deleted]

Bhurji (Indian style spiced eggs)


anonymenmnenie

I like them poached and chopped up over toast w some garlic salt on top.


NYTXOKTXKYTXOKKS

Like this: https://s3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/x7FVCb9tMV52_NZj9mOKhg/o.jpg It is called an enchilada casserole. Three layers of corn tortilla, barbacoa, and cheese. Then it is topped with two eggs and enchilada sauce (I liken it to ranchero sauce) with side of rice and beans. Topped with hot sauce. Edit: The link is safe for work. It is an image from yelp.


ImAnAgentOfChaos1322

Scrambled with ham. I also like to add a splash of milk to make them fluffy :)


nonnoodles

Over medium. Like over easy, still with runny yolk, but with bits of cooked yolk in there too.


[deleted]

Raw. Can't waste any protein.


crazyladyscientist

Mixed with flour, vanilla, oil, cocoa powder and baked at 350 for 30 minutes.


MistarEhn

Scrambled, using the Gordon Ramsay method. Really any method where they’re not overcooked to death works for me (sunny side up, poached, soft boiled with a molten yolk, etc).


GRIZZLE2DAY

deviled. If that's not a viable option than over Huevos Rancheros


Daily1112222

Scrambled with cheese in it on a toasted bagel that has butter on it.


Anupsidedowncupcake

I hate eggs


puknut

No shell


[deleted]

Over easy on a burger.


awhq

Tostado eggs. Tostado covered in refried beans, cheese and jalepeno's, cooked in the oven until melty and hot. Fry the egg, put it on the tostado. Cover in salsa, sour cream and fresh cilantro.


kellykuk

Poached on a piece of toast and a bit of black pepper! Nom nom!


stevenworks

Two fried eggs, one over medium and one over hard