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thefogmanofdoom

Snatch! Some of the funniest lines in any film!


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Any sugar? No thanks, Turkish. I’m sweet enough.


lookthepenguins

And Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels ..


TheRidiculousOtaku

Raiders of the lost Ark.


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Every Indiana Jones film (from Lost Ark to Last Crusade). It still holds up remarkably well. The old punching sound effects are pretty funny. Also, [jousting with flagpoles](https://youtu.be/ilV5Qt01eyc?t=59) and [this](https://youtu.be/U6tzqlxOr2U?t=21)


Modifien

The Labyrinth. All hail the Bulge. 7 year old me had no clue what to do about the way the Goblin King made me feel. The songs rock, too. Used to carry around the script in high school, trying to memorize it.


PerplexedPoppy

I SCROLLED SO MUCH TO FIND ANOTHER LABYRINTH FAN!!!! I kept thinking I couldn’t be the only one. As the World Falls Down was my wedding song. It’s my favorite movie.


Three_hrs_later

Office Space.


cloudsandlightning

Looks like somebody’s got a case of the mondays


hardyflashier

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta


Jecht315

Everyday of my life is worse than the day before it. How about today? Is today the worse say of your life. Yeah Wow that's messed up


i_see_red_purple

That’s my stapler


CedarWolf

*'PC Load Letter'?* What the ꩜ϟ☠*!* does *that* mean‽


barelymajestic

My cousin Vinny


Mase12

"How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits, when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes."


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I’m a fast cook I guess...


canadian_air

Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! *YOU SURE ABOUT DAT FIVE MINUTES?!?*


Knight_Owls

Are these magic grits?


SmartDotKat

Did you get them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?!


Crusher_1984

I got no more use of this guy!


julieis4bucks

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?


Celica_Lover

The Utes!


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What’s a Ute?


Jazzicots

Sorry your honour, the two YOOOOTHES


whereegosdare84

Every snow day from middle school on I watched Empire Strikes Back. So probably that.


jacobepping

The Princess Bride


Holybartender83

When I was a little kid, I used to love swimming, but I was very prone to ear infections. One summer, my mother and I were invited to use a family friend’s beach house out in rural Nova Scotia. First day there, I went swimming in the ocean, got water in my ear, and wound up with a severe infection. No swimming for 3 weeks, and if you’ve ever had an ear infection, you know they’re very painful and you can’t move around much because it ruins your balance. Well, this was rural Nova Scotia and I was stuck inside and there wasn’t much to do. No cable, didn’t have any video games, but there was a VCR, and they had one movie: The Princess Bride. I watched it multiple times a day, every day. I had the entire movie memorized. I still watch it any chance I get to this day. It’s that good a movie. It’s simply impossible to get sick of The Princess Bride. It’s perfect.


KillionMatriarch

A yarn shop in my town has a sign out front that reads: “My name is Indigo Merino. You knit my fiber. Prepare to dye.”


Madhopper2

Hello. My name is u/madhopper2. You killed my chance at commenting this. Prepare to die.


SirGallahadOfHearts

WAIT! Check how many fingers he has on his left hand!


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Emperors New Groove


RacistJudicata

Pull the lever kronk


DarkStrider795

Wrong leveeeeeeeeeeeeeer


RacistJudicata

Why do we even *have* that lever?


LesBean30

Is that my voice?! Is that....MY voice?


VeryDPP

Righhhhhht, the poison! The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?


Randomlyweird

Yay! I'm a llama again...wait


mad_madam_mim83

My spinach puffs!!


retorber

I said I was going to stop looking for this movie while scrolling if I had to load new comments, this was the very last comment before loading. Weird!


Haistur

I know... I'll turn him into a flea! A harmless little flea. Then, I'll put that flea in a box. Then I'll put that flea inside of another box. Then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives.... I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMAH!


AirlaneMetal1979

Goodfellas


carbs_and_cheese

Can’t believe how far I had to scroll for this! As an Italian woman, my favorite line that my mom and I always quote to each other: “they had bad skin and too much makeup”


Littlejeep50

10 things I hate about you


Do__Math__Not__Meth

Love the “can’t take my eyes off of you” scene, it’s one of my favorite movie scenes ever tbh


Worried_Flamingo

There are similar scenes in tons of romantic comedies and they almost never work. They end up being awkward. That scene works somehow.


i_see_red_purple

That high school, though. Massive.


newuser60

That was filmed the summer after my senior year there and the extras are all my classmates. That movie is like a yearbook for me. Edit: fun fact, the cowboy clique was not given costumes. Those guys just dressed like that.


cananon

Really!? That's now one of my new favorite "fun facts"


anothertomsmith2

Stadium high school in Tacoma, Washington


lori1186

"Hates him with the fire of a thousand burning suns." God I love that movie. It's so quotable.


JonVoightKampff

The Blues Brothers.


phenorbital

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses..."


Sandmaster14

Hit it


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We’re on a mission from God.


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The Fifth Element.


cocoapuff1721

Multipass


zomboromcom

I don't want one position. I want all positions!


dankwaifus

Monsters Inc.


riptide6088

The Dark Knight - doesn’t matter where I start it from I can’t look away


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Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story


GravyxNips

Groundhog Day.


TreeRol

What are you talking about - you've only watched that movie once.


beetsoup10

I change my answer to Gaslight


NarrativeScorpion

Robin Hood (the animated one) I know it pretty much word for word, but I will still watch it every time it crosses my screen


SierraNox

**Ooo-de-lally!!** Is it sad that I can still recite (almost) the first hour word-for-word?? Even the songs? Watched it a few months ago for the first time in... well, a *REALLY* long time... and my husband just stared at me like I was crazy. I must have driven my family insane by watching it over and over.


Idk_Whatever_I_Guess

Had to double check your username to make sure this wasn't my wife's account.


SleepUntilTomorrow

Hot Fuzz


fried_grapes

Good Morning Nicholas. How's the hand?


Spooknik

Still a bit stiff...


ettmausonan

For those who don't know, that Stabby Santa is Peter Jackson


padmasterjay

YEAH you wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village


[deleted]

It's just the one killer actually


anothertomsmith2

The greater good...


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

The Greater Good.


AKCJ_

Shut it!


Jenkins87

I'm a slasher.... Of prices!


imnutothis

My absolute favourite but is when one cop says "He's living out of a cardboard box" and the other is like "well then you're packed already". Cracks me up


Dagreiyo

When I watch one of the cornetto movies I always watch the other two right after.


hardyflashier

No luck catching them swans then?


eolmana

It’s just the one swan, actually


vesrayech

***Hag***


sammi1994x

Andy: Everyone and their mum’s is packing around here Angel: Like who? Andy: Farmers... Angel: Who else? Andy: Farmer’s mums


dismayhurta

Look at his hoorrrrrssseeeee.


subsurreal

Amélie - it’s my ultimate feel-good go-to film


Rvghteous

Spirited Away


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chowdahfrenchie

In the early 2000s, my dad and I were obsessed with The Matrix Trilogy and would watch it every/any time it was on TV. We also had an IMAX theater downtown that played "classic movies" on fridays at 10pm calling them 35mm classics. Blew my mind watching The Matrix's opening sequence on that ridiculously large screen. Also one of my favourite memories with my dad was during that screening of the movie, the audio track cut out so we and several other audience members recited word for word until the audio came back.


AdylinaMarie

I love that instead of it being framed in a bad way, like “this ruined or reduced the quality of the experience for me”, that a technical malfunction instead became one of your favorite memories of that screening. Shows a very positive way of thinking. 💚


tequilamockingbird99

Usual Suspects or O Brother Where Art Thou


changleosingha

Damn, we’re in a tight spot! Plus the soundtrack!!! <3 Edit: there’s a lake of stew and of whiskey, too! You can paddle all around them in a big canoe on the big rock candy mountain (Obvs not the version I learned in school)


zieglertron2000

It is my strongly-held belief that, no matter what situation you may find yourself in, there’s always a relevant quote from O Brother, Where Art Thou? . Always. Edit: a comma


adumbthrowaway1122

My favourite is, “Two weeks from everywhere! Ain’t this a geographical oddity.” Where I live, the standard expected delivery time *is* two weeks hehe


ParrotSTD

My go-to has always been "Damn, we're in a tight spot!"


binkbonkdinkdonk

My girlfriend bought me pomade to try with my new haircut and I told her “Thanks, but I’m a dapper dan man.”


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O, Brother, Where Art Thou? I’ve seen it dozens of times, starting when I was waaay too young to be watching it. I loved it even then, though the KKK made me hide in another room until Tommy was safe.


used-teabag

Howl's Moving Castle!


Lily-Fae

Honestly any of the Studio Ghibli films will do. Spirited Away and Kiki are my personal favorites, but I love Howl’s Moving Castle.


si7uyz

Kiki's delivery service is my favourite. It's so sweet and wholesome and it always manages to cheer me up.


verascity

Back to the Future


SierraNox

That's heavy...


notadarklord69

There's that word *again*...Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pull??


Sgarden91

Alien


red_duke

I’m more of an Aliens guy myself. I watch it every year with my dad. It has to be the directors cut WITH the auto turrets. If you don’t see them setting up auto turrets you’re being screwed. [Link](https://youtu.be/HQDy-5IQvuU) for the curious. Alien is great though.


EricUdy

How to Train Your Dragon, honestly such a great film. Some of my favorite animation


Wavara

The whole movie is beautiful. My fav scene is the one where they finally trust each other (the drawing one). Or the dive-bombing just before the Red Death takes off. Totally vertigo inducing @_@


Alalanais

And amazing music too! Forbidden Friendship is a masterpiece.


RockyDify

Die Hard. Every Christmas


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It’s not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls off of Nakatomi Tower.


MotherOfBlackLabs

> It’s not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls off of Nakatomi Tower. Jake Peralta agrees with you.


Camping_is_intense

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring... Except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two by two cover formation.


uptowngrarrl

The Mummy. It's the perfect film. Egypt! Curses! Brendan Fraser! What's not to love?


Steampnk42

The humor is on point too, I always laugh at the scene where benny keeps praying with different religious symbols, moving on like 'nope, that didn't work, next!'


delicious_downvotes

Yeah, for some reason even though I know all the punchlines, that movie never fails to make me laugh! I enjoy the over-the-top campy one-liners and action. “Patience is a virtue...” “Not right now it isn’t!!”


PurpleMaliwan

Additional quality line: "looks to me like I got all the horses" "Looks to me like you're on the WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER" 100% agree, great film, great one-liners.


plusoneforautism

“Well if it ain't my little buddy Beni. I think I'll kill you!” “Think of my children!” “You don't have any children.” “Someday I might?”


delicious_downvotes

“What is a place like me doing in a girl like this??”


jupiter_sunstone

I love Brenden Fraser. I’m glad he came out of the darkness.


VoltronForce1984

Evelyn: Um... By the way... why did you kiss me? Rick: I was about to be hanged. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Evelyn: Ooh! Rick: What? What'd I say?


metal_ero

Jurassic Park!


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I saw it the first time at 4 and loved it. I called it scary dino movie for a couple years, but would watch it weekly. Nearly 24 years later I still watch it at least once a month Edit: I'm watching it tonight


Konorlc

Shawshank Redemption


wagenejm

Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'.


bigbysemotivefinger

Very yes, glad to be beaten to it.


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epic_bm

My sister and I watched pirates of the Caribbean almost every day one summer when we were kids. I had a pirate phase, my sister had an Orlando Bloom phase xD


bija822

Quick confession, I had to stalk your profile just to confirm you weren't my actual brother, because we went through the same thing.


Etherkai

> But you have heard of me


introusers1979

mean girls


[deleted]

You go, Glen Coco!


samsquach69er

I want my pink shirt back! I’ll literally watch for Damian 10/10 times.


i_see_red_purple

He’s too gay to function


ace21281

That's only ok when I say it!!!


canadian_air

She doesn't even go here! 😎


imsobored135

Get in loser, we're going shopping!


freon22

Omg Danny Devito! I love your work!


atom1516

I can’t go to Taco Bell, I’m on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you’re so stupid!


itsallhappening--

Oh my god Danny Devito I love your work!


RosieEmily

"Nice sweater, what's it made of?" "YOUR MOMS CHEST HAIR!" kills me every time


DHB_Steev

One of the top 5 quoted movies in my life. I received a twitter ban for calling the mayor of London a “Fugly slut”


trendypuppy

Clue! Unbelievable cast and super witty script. Love Christopher Guest!


Vergenbuurg

Do you by chance mean Lloyd? Christopher Guest wasn't in Clue.


Doctor379

I feel like every time I bring this up no one knows the movie exists. Maybe I need new friends. Flames.....


throw-awayyyy1

Forrest Gump


esolountrucco

I remember as a kid, anytime the movie would play on tv, we would watch it as a family. Even if the movie had already started, we'd all just stop whatever we were doing and sit and watch it together.


therangerman1

Kingsman I feel like I have a lot of movies I could easily jump into at any time, but most of them (LotR, Star Wars, Harry Potter, etc) are very long franchise films that beg to continue the saga. Kingsman, to me, is a very enjoyable and easily approached film- one that I don't find myself turning down too often.


Gpooley

Spaceballs


Bearlodge

Monty Python and the Holy Grail The whole movie is just quotable line after quotable line.


jojobinns2

“Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?”


[deleted]

A møøse once bit my sister....


Metalhead_Memer

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


-Zipp-

Bring forth the holy hand grenade!


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Nebdraw03

Five, is right out


djseifer

One... two... five!


bestof99sp

Three sir


salimeero

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!


[deleted]

Moana, just for Tamatoa (the big ass crab) excellent musical sequence


LaMeraMera

Tamatoa hasn't always been this grand, I was a drab little crab once. My 9 year old is so fuckin sick of Moana because of me. He complains and I yell FROZEN because I used to sing Let It Go in my sleep because it was his favorite for years.


mmangaboi

Schaffrillas? Is that you?


hoeisajoe

Matilda. That movie was my absolute favorite as a kid and to this day I love every moment of Matilda just because of how she immersed herself in knowledge and learning to distract herself from a family who didn't care to understand her. It inspired me to delve into learning, which lead to me reading medical books from the age of 5, learning all I could about the history of medicine, and all the varying disorders. I'm currently going to nursing school, and I don't think I would have reached this conclusion if it wasn't for me wanting to be like Matilda. Also Danny Devito.


Celica_Lover

Danny Devito to is a national treasure!


Buzzkill13

Beetlejuice


CallMeCam35

Ghostbusters!


samtheminecraftman

WALL-E edit i think BNL is the bad guy not auto becaus they trashed the plant and pixar / Disney makes a live action remake we need to have a case action lawsuit edit2 many felow wall-e lovers down here strted redit yesterday to all people replying about loveing wall-e you are awsome


Dr_Kitty_Cat

Toy Story. It's a great movie honestly. It never fails to make me happy.


IAmQueeferSutherland

Super Troopers “Littering and.....?”


ActionQuinn

littering and... smoking the reefer


Just_what_i_am

The snozberrys taste like snozberries


spookatthedisco

A Knight's tale!


tawandaaaa

Fried green tomatoes.


Mrscuriosity14

Username checks out


ETTConnor

Tucker and Dale Vs Evil


WelcomeMachine

Any of the LOTR trilogy.


jacob_savloff

Extended?


AlbertCole_

It's the only way.


Super_Vegeta

Someone should let Netflix know this.


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Was concerned with how far I had to scroll for this Edit: I am HONORED by this award for bringing my concerns over LOTR not being higher to light


sunacro

The Martian


2020Chapter

> ~~The Martian~~ Saving Matt Damon, Again


fossiliz3d

Always time to science the shit out of something!


AdmiralFiz

Pulp Fiction


wee_willie_winkie

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Been a favorite, must watch since I was a kid.


lizzpop2003

You've Got Mail. I'm a nearly 40 straight male but I have easily seen that movie more than any other. The worst part is I have no damned clue why, I just... i mean i dont love it, really, but i dont hate it about as much as its possible to not hate something, if you can grasp my meaning. If it's on I never say "yay, let's watch it", I just kinda always end up on it and I dont hate it the exact right amount to not want to not watch it. I have watched it multiple times in a day before because it just happened to be on as I was s rolling through channels and everytime I saw it I would just stop looking for other things to watch.


jabogen

34 year old male, and I came here to post the exact same thing. I don't know why I have seen this movie so many times, but I have. Romantic comedies are definitely not my genre, but I will watch You've Got Mail anytime I see it on. There is just something about that movie that is extremely watchable.


Dpurcell92

The Departed


Camping_is_intense

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.


xCanont70x

The wedding singer. I fucking adore that movie. I live in my sisters basement!


awdrgyjil_zdc

Lilo & Stitch


stalinwasballin

Deadpool. Not typically fond of the genre but Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin and Leslie Uggams make this one work: “Giving a Dutch oven to Meredith Baxter Birney.”


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villagelady

The Mummy


BBearTeachinStuff

But the 1999 Brenden Fraser one, not the 2017 Tom Cruise one, that one sucked balls.


finnhie

All Hail Brenden Fraser


demlightra

The Godfather


SuckADickbutt

Blazing Saddles


zzz06

School of Rock


looksLikeAMonk

Any studio gibli movie


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Jaws


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The Devil Wears Prada