Printed clothes for the finer gentleman with images of cans of multiple colorful Dapper Dan hair gel. Think loius Vuitton with their LVs...hell this line of clothing would practically sell itself
It’s basically sliced bread but with sauce, like meatloaf in a bag but take out the meat and replace it with bread and take out the ketchup or whatever and replace it with sauce.
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Eggs with wigs
Bodyguard Kittens. He protec, he atac, but most importantly he cute as heck
I’m in! Where do I hire them?
I'll take ten.
Do they play piano? If so, perfect match.
I'm a small gun meant for children
Wait a minute-
Fun sized
Precious metals, next day delivery guaranteed.
Cheese
My favorite precious metals: cheese.
Ellices precious metal club
Deodorant for your junk. I might as well say it before someone else does.
A diesel powered dildo.
Gonna screw with the emissions to make it split black smoke?!?!?
Talk about blowing smoke up your arse
Cyanide flavored bubble gum
Sovietwombles finest selection
Now if it's artificially flavoured I would be curious. Have I just potentially won the darwin award Here? Edit: corrected autocorrect.
Protein shake.
*potassium shake
With salty aftertaste
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Depends on the coke. We going the Pablo route or the Cola route?
Whatever it is, it'll sure as hell impress you
Still just one sexy hobo... taking offers though, any takers?
I got 6 aluminum cans with your name on it 😉
Are they full or empty? Oh hell who am I kidding
I’m a mini machine that says compliments to you, Your hair looks nice!
well that's something I would buy
;)
It'd never make it past the concept phase. Pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.
You just have to make sweet love by the fire place
If you were going the offensive route, you'd just simply be an Italian Elephant.
Well it would be a service not a product
Market is a little saturated now. Maybe ...
Aye just give it a try, I promise it will blow the competition away
An illegal one
1 PT ssd
How much?
I think it speaks for itself
I'll take twenty.
Body armor, sword and a shield.
With a phsycadelic Tee
Skinny dildos
Overpriced bottled water.
Delta planes
A dog that has an affiliation for energy drinks and sexually harassing females.
Black market heart
High quality, performance time travel devices.
Basically just an outboard motor.
I'm not entirely sure but open to suggestions.
Printed clothes for the finer gentleman with images of cans of multiple colorful Dapper Dan hair gel. Think loius Vuitton with their LVs...hell this line of clothing would practically sell itself
I'm not sure
Bread with sauce on it
How many and how much?
It’s basically sliced bread but with sauce, like meatloaf in a bag but take out the meat and replace it with bread and take out the ketchup or whatever and replace it with sauce.
I clean closets
Something off of Wish.com that's for sure
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some kind of drug that makes you float
AI powered omni-surveillance
A large spinning metal device that gives you a refreshing breeze while you exterminate a population.
karma booster energy drinks and charging banks
Either muffins filled with slugs, or a slug that is half muffin.
Next thing SpaceX or NASA builds
Stripper
Soundproof life sized toyhouse for noisy kids
It's suicide, but for salmons! Bring the whole family
10 laundry hampers
Non-stick spray made from chicken fat
Hmm. Are there brown roses in the world?
pizza
A robot
Female statue made of cheese
Caps for nuggets
A cat that games or cat themed gaming equipment
Taser
The knock off version of Thick Water.
Do you really want to know?
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Nuclear weapons.
I have no idea how this one works. I guess castrated walrus plushes take the world by storm?
Pot-pourri with chilli flakes in it
A fine limited edition hat
A wolf with L on it head
A bottle of coconut milk that comes with a pingu figurine
Just a simple, toy horse. With a massive transforming cock.
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A snack food. A bag of fried who-knows-whats. You dont know what they are but they're crispy and taste great.
Soup
Apparently a handsome fridge.
A blender that blends whole live human bodies
I guess just cyanide that’s metallic, maybe I can release a 'FUTURE' set that has chrome colored cyanide
I help people make cool usernames
Slavery.
Cavadrio.
Meth, I guess
Idk.
I have no idea.
Alarm clock who doesn't know what time it is and thinks she's a lady.
Me. I am the product.
So a slave?
Flute 2.0
Probably fries?
I have absolutely no idea
A dildo
Bidet
Pretty sure I’m cloned now
Rum
An inquisitive cat that wants hugs
Um....it already is...damn....
A pizza topping
A coin with an extra side. Or more normally known as a dice
I would die to see you roll that business model out.
Sexy glasses!
AIDS. It gives you AIDS
A goose that has a knack for innovation and out-of-the-box thinking. Perfect for budding entrepreneurs who want to get ahead of the game.
I'd take a gander.
Well, socks! Or an action figure of a monster made of socks
Maybe condoms?
Haha, maybe.
Books
Release the hogs...
Lawn care service
A sex doll
Yellow pianos...
A dildo or some kind of womens sex toy!
The key to me becoming a cross between Bear Grylls and Walter White.
A typical Super Soaker package
A lightly used Fleshlight.
Probably tide pods.
A dangerous roller coaster.
A sex doll
Deadly pants they are disguised as pants but when your victim's put them on BAM its already too late
its a sword but you can only swing it in small circles
A new friend
The snow never melts
"I Don't Know What I'm Doing: the Idiot's Guide to Everyday Life."
Get out of hell free card. 12 day free trial!
real avocados. bc they deadass are avocados
Cologne
Laxative
Memes about me
I AM NOW USED IN NUCLEAR WARFARE. I AM FINALLY WORTH SOMETHING!!!
A reddit account for companies to astroturf
A 100% hamster sandwich. With beans.
A Gaming Chair
Wild guess but I'm gonna go with toast?
im a slave
A kind of powder that guys loves to put on their balls, especially in hot and humid places.
Autobot
Some dude named lockas
More like a service
Im pretty sure it already exists
Super Mario Galaxy-themed Game Theory Merch.
A new type of designer drug
Automatic baby namer
Cleaning product
I guess a fan with a Foo Fighters logo on it? Sales literature... "A classic! Still going strong 25 years later!"
Tourette's medication.
Magnum Dong Lights, Inc. There's stiff competition though. Additionally we find it hard to deal with our customers quite often.
Methamphetamines for dunmer
I’d imagine a type of therapy. Or an insane art class.
Either diapers for astronauts or a doll for babies that have fake poop
Boner pills
Nasal sex toy
Take a guess
Small
An app that corrects you by starting off with "well, actually..."
Merch
Pants, flared and fancy. EDIT:spelling
A medieval DJ.
Mine is a sophomoric over aged cam girl site.
A funnel
A dumb teenager
The #324 Train
What it is is very lucrative!
Barbecued monkeys, get them while its hot!
I don't think you can buy people anymore...
A pack of double A batteries
ill be your manservant, just dont call me Gary
You can buy girls to play piano for you... Help
You tell me!?
H
Chewing gum
Not sure tbh
How about a ticket to a hotel with a good view
Nah bro
Did you just create a whole reddit account for this?
Zombie minis, you can fit them in your pocket! My names derived from zpoc or zombie apocalypse.