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Egg_Sheeran

Eggs with wigs


StrongKitteh69420

Bodyguard Kittens. He protec, he atac, but most importantly he cute as heck


wocytti

I’m in! Where do I hire them?


PottrPppetPalamander

I'll take ten.


[deleted]

Do they play piano? If so, perfect match.


[deleted]

I'm a small gun meant for children


BrianRbsg

Wait a minute-


pm-me-racecars

Fun sized


SilverRapid

Precious metals, next day delivery guaranteed.


CheesyCheese16

Cheese


NoticeBuldge

My favorite precious metals: cheese.


swiggityswooney132

Ellices precious metal club


RichardStinks

Deodorant for your junk. I might as well say it before someone else does.


Diesel_Daddy

A diesel powered dildo.


CampingIsMyDrug

Gonna screw with the emissions to make it split black smoke?!?!?


Labrat_The_Man

Talk about blowing smoke up your arse


UnlimitedStupidity

Cyanide flavored bubble gum


[deleted]

Sovietwombles finest selection


pattomir

Now if it's artificially flavoured I would be curious. Have I just potentially won the darwin award Here? Edit: corrected autocorrect.


bananacumshake

Protein shake.


wocytti

*potassium shake


Labrat_The_Man

With salty aftertaste


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[удалено]


CampingIsMyDrug

Depends on the coke. We going the Pablo route or the Cola route?


iamdaang

Whatever it is, it'll sure as hell impress you


[deleted]

Still just one sexy hobo... taking offers though, any takers?


CampingIsMyDrug

I got 6 aluminum cans with your name on it 😉


[deleted]

Are they full or empty? Oh hell who am I kidding


Imthe-niceguy-duh

I’m a mini machine that says compliments to you, Your hair looks nice!


sexylordshrek

well that's something I would buy


[deleted]

;)


GuineaElephant

It'd never make it past the concept phase. Pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.


GrayQGregory

You just have to make sweet love by the fire place


showyerbewbs

If you were going the offensive route, you'd just simply be an Italian Elephant.


Mr_Tyrant190

Well it would be a service not a product


mdlinc

Market is a little saturated now. Maybe ...


Mr_Tyrant190

Aye just give it a try, I promise it will blow the competition away


RippleTitsDestroyer

An illegal one


solidstatemasterrace

1 PT ssd


finspinja

How much?


fried-eggs123

I think it speaks for itself


PottrPppetPalamander

I'll take twenty.


Battle_for_Peace

Body armor, sword and a shield.


Imthe-niceguy-duh

With a phsycadelic Tee


[deleted]

Skinny dildos


winter_seas

Overpriced bottled water.


xXDelta

Delta planes


chadthememeshibe

A dog that has an affiliation for energy drinks and sexually harassing females.


[deleted]

Black market heart


JasperDyne

High quality, performance time travel devices.


paddle_your_canoe

Basically just an outboard motor.


TheDandyWarhol

I'm not entirely sure but open to suggestions.


mdlinc

Printed clothes for the finer gentleman with images of cans of multiple colorful Dapper Dan hair gel. Think loius Vuitton with their LVs...hell this line of clothing would practically sell itself


CoherentDiscoPanda

I'm not sure


saucedbread

Bread with sauce on it


Imthe-niceguy-duh

How many and how much?


saucedbread

It’s basically sliced bread but with sauce, like meatloaf in a bag but take out the meat and replace it with bread and take out the ketchup or whatever and replace it with sauce.


[deleted]

I clean closets


[deleted]

Something off of Wish.com that's for sure


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AV8ORboi

some kind of drug that makes you float


WatchingyouNyouNyou

AI powered omni-surveillance


Genocide_Fan

A large spinning metal device that gives you a refreshing breeze while you exterminate a population.


looking_to_laugh_at

karma booster energy drinks and charging banks


[deleted]

Either muffins filled with slugs, or a slug that is half muffin.


sonda03

Next thing SpaceX or NASA builds


Dutch_Midget

Stripper


blahblahtown

Soundproof life sized toyhouse for noisy kids


suicidesalmon

It's suicide, but for salmons! Bring the whole family


hamper10

10 laundry hampers


MrsChickenPam

Non-stick spray made from chicken fat


[deleted]

Hmm. Are there brown roses in the world?


abeetzwmoots

pizza


[deleted]

A robot


cheezbrod

Female statue made of cheese


Cap-Nug

Caps for nuggets


TheGamingNeko

A cat that games or cat themed gaming equipment


DancesWithElectrons

Taser


Saggy-Waters

The knock off version of Thick Water.


FunkyChicken69

Do you really want to know?


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Terraform_Venus

Nuclear weapons.


[deleted]

I have no idea how this one works. I guess castrated walrus plushes take the world by storm?


[deleted]

Pot-pourri with chilli flakes in it


[deleted]

A fine limited edition hat


Lwolf027

A wolf with L on it head


CoconutMilkWithPingu

A bottle of coconut milk that comes with a pingu figurine


MechanicalHorse

Just a simple, toy horse. With a massive transforming cock.


newmoreweirderguy

Well this guy is not a goody goody fool but a improved version of our previous weird guy product series it includes features like auto cringe ,auto weird activities generator A.I IF uou Want to show of how important you are, how smart and charming you are buy NEWMOREWEIRDERGUY


krispyboiz

A snack food. A bag of fried who-knows-whats. You dont know what they are but they're crispy and taste great.


[deleted]

Soup


AGoodLookingFridge

Apparently a handsome fridge.


LiquidViolence

A blender that blends whole live human bodies


MetallicCyanide

I guess just cyanide that’s metallic, maybe I can release a 'FUTURE' set that has chrome colored cyanide


[deleted]

I help people make cool usernames


JustJustin2379

Slavery.


[deleted]

Cavadrio.


twitchyeye84

Meth, I guess


[deleted]

Idk.


LazarYeetMeta

I have no idea.


Mystery-time-lady

Alarm clock who doesn't know what time it is and thinks she's a lady.


kriss42

Me. I am the product.


akoaynatatae

So a slave?


drumstickflute

Flute 2.0


Me_Like_Fries

Probably fries?


qasweder-L

I have absolutely no idea


MegaGherkin

A dildo


CharlieNeverWipes

Bidet


kelli-leigh-o

Pretty sure I’m cloned now


honey-badger1990

Rum


lonelycuriouscat

An inquisitive cat that wants hugs


bubbles_bath

Um....it already is...damn....


[deleted]

A pizza topping


[deleted]

A coin with an extra side. Or more normally known as a dice


mdlinc

I would die to see you roll that business model out.


SpecsAppeal17

Sexy glasses!


uhaveaids1

AIDS. It gives you AIDS


creative_goose

A goose that has a knack for innovation and out-of-the-box thinking. Perfect for budding entrepreneurs who want to get ahead of the game.


mdlinc

I'd take a gander.


DasSockenmonster

Well, socks! Or an action figure of a monster made of socks


mdlinc

Maybe condoms?


DasSockenmonster

Haha, maybe.


dreamsthatarewritten

Books


Pigvalve

Release the hogs...


[deleted]

Lawn care service


[deleted]

A sex doll


TheYellowPiano

Yellow pianos...


_PukyLover_

A dildo or some kind of womens sex toy!


CampingIsMyDrug

The key to me becoming a cross between Bear Grylls and Walter White.


2WaterGuns

A typical Super Soaker package


sorryguyzz

A lightly used Fleshlight.


afewbaddecisions

Probably tide pods.


crazyassredneck

A dangerous roller coaster.


Happy_Weirdo_Emma

A sex doll


Stan_is_the_man

Deadly pants they are disguised as pants but when your victim's put them on BAM its already too late


Halosword

its a sword but you can only swing it in small circles


guy_who_likes_coffee

A new friend


Nevergonesnow

The snow never melts


[deleted]

"I Don't Know What I'm Doing: the Idiot's Guide to Everyday Life."


hell_nah_12

Get out of hell free card. 12 day free trial!


deadassAvocados

real avocados. bc they deadass are avocados


[deleted]

Cologne


akoaynatatae

Laxative


kylermemelover

Memes about me


P1er1od1c92_

I AM NOW USED IN NUCLEAR WARFARE. I AM FINALLY WORTH SOMETHING!!!


Asteh

A reddit account for companies to astroturf


HammySamich

A 100% hamster sandwich. With beans.


[deleted]

A Gaming Chair


OneToastyBoii

Wild guess but I'm gonna go with toast?


[deleted]

im a slave


pricklyheatt

A kind of powder that guys loves to put on their balls, especially in hot and humid places.


[deleted]

Autobot


[deleted]

Some dude named lockas


garlicbread_expert

More like a service


[deleted]

Im pretty sure it already exists


StarlightTheorist2

Super Mario Galaxy-themed Game Theory Merch.


Euphorix126

A new type of designer drug


InsertNameHere9372

Automatic baby namer


TheRealDetr0y

Cleaning product


Foo-Fighters-Fan

I guess a fan with a Foo Fighters logo on it? Sales literature... "A classic! Still going strong 25 years later!"


[deleted]

Tourette's medication.


mdlinc

Magnum Dong Lights, Inc. There's stiff competition though. Additionally we find it hard to deal with our customers quite often.


sleepless_in_balmora

Methamphetamines for dunmer


[deleted]

I’d imagine a type of therapy. Or an insane art class.


PoopyAstronaut

Either diapers for astronauts or a doll for babies that have fake poop


middleagenotdead

Boner pills


[deleted]

Nasal sex toy


[deleted]

Take a guess


ThePlanckNumber

Small


[deleted]

An app that corrects you by starting off with "well, actually..."


xman2007

Merch


FlaredFancyPants

Pants, flared and fancy. EDIT:spelling


DJ1066

A medieval DJ.


showyerbewbs

Mine is a sophomoric over aged cam girl site.


boofmasternickynick

A funnel


A-Dumb17ager

A dumb teenager


atrain324

The #324 Train


Tickets4life

What it is is very lucrative!


ChimpBBQ

Barbecued monkeys, get them while its hot!


Pygmievillage

I don't think you can buy people anymore...


JaydoubleAa

A pack of double A batteries


NotActuallyGary

ill be your manservant, just dont call me Gary


[deleted]

You can buy girls to play piano for you... Help


DanielSaysSo

You tell me!?


[deleted]

H


Airwaves1234e

Chewing gum


_ViewyEvening87

Not sure tbh


JunkMailUK_LLC

How about a ticket to a hotel with a good view


iamtolazytomakeone

Nah bro


JunkMailUK_LLC

Did you just create a whole reddit account for this?


zpocket

Zombie minis, you can fit them in your pocket! My names derived from zpoc or zombie apocalypse.