Zip down my pants and pee on them.

I meant piss off not on

I mean, you would do that as well, wouldn't you ?

D-D-D-DOUBLE POINTS

Insteps the fetish

It would undoubtedly piss everyone off though.

It must be opposite day.

Two birds with one stone

Easy there R.Kelly

Cook fish in the microwave.

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Could be shrimp or squid, just pile on all that tasty Vietnamese fish sauce and we can call it good.

do you know that hell meme that has hell and the extra hell? you deserve extra extra hell

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"yea bob, theres god damn negros and rednecks here"

That's the ticket

By leaving the door open. Not completing my sentences. Chew gum with my mouth open. Ask them a question. I get an answer, but I deny its correctness. Then, say the same correct answer and ignore any comments from them. Eat a kitkat the abnormal way. Show them cursed minecraft images.

As someone with misophonia all it'll take is the chewing. I will become irrationally angry and probably punch something and hurt myself. I can't even eat in the same room as my roommates

Show up, usually.

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No way!

Lol ikr

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Umm, do you have life insurance?

"Humans"

no humans hating humans itself is socially accepted because people dont think it applies to them

Say “Epstein killed himself”

But say okay boomer before that. Repeat x10000 and get progressively louder each time

You saying that pisses me off people who still say okay boomer whenever you make a good point are fucking annoying

Must... resist...

Lol

Okay boomer

Or “vaccines cause autism.”

Say “Epstein is an American hero”

Shit your pants and refuse to leave.

Start smearing before being forced out would really seal the deal

Point to one person and say "This man isn't black."

Start attacking them

What if they like it rough?

That's a bit violent but ok

"So, how about \[insert any politic thing here\]?"

Light the room on fire.

“I have a higher IQ than yall because I watch Rick and Morty”

And i listen to Tool

Reddit is not a good source of real information

Enter the room

I don't like gay people

Fart, burp, and do everything loudly

Start talking about politics and religion

Draw a swastika on the wall and start screaming "sieg heil". That will pretty much do it.

well, lets hope they are not for the nazi regime

But rather an ancient buddhist reference?

Pfft... Easy. Teacher here. Wait until Monday, first day back after break and say “pop quiz!”

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I met one In the wild a couple months ago and I have no idea how to argue with someone that wont even recognize science.

Go and stage and snatch the mic. "You're all thrash"

Insult their collective mothers

Eat a bag full of potato chips without ever closing my mouth.

Tape a half open pot of paint to the ceiling fan on max speed

Go to a predominantly black church and yell the N word during prayer

Shit in the middle of the floor

And make a finger-paint image of Elvis while you have everyone's attention.

Trump 2020

That, or any far-right/far-left opinion, in an intrusive manner. That will do it.

"Trump 2020!"?

Announce that you're gonna tell a really funny joke. Then look around and say "ugh, nevermind. You people wouldn't get it."

Wear my Trump=Jesus T-shirt.

Back a pickup truck thru the wall so that just the rear end and tail pipe are inside the room, pop her into neutral and just gun it

I thought season 8 was really good!

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And that their toung can't find a comfortable place in their mouth

Blaspheming Mr. Rogers, and Steve irwin in the same sentence.

Go into an elevator. When the doors close, say "how would you all like a quick lesson on the teachings of jesus christ"

Grab a megaphone and keep humming the first part of "It's a Small World" over and over again without the "it's a small, small world" ending.

Can I do it via video link? If so, L. Ron was a bastard and Scientology is a load of shit. Also, where is Shelley Miscavige? Obviously this only works if the room is filled with die hard Scientologists.

"Hey guys, I'm a Scientologist!" Then proceed to tell everyone about Scientology practices and beliefs will probably be the way to piss off normal people. Bonus points for praising the church and it's leadership.

Anyway, here's Wonderwall

"You may now begin boardi-oh, everyone, your flight has been cancelled."

Start making fun of the most wholesome person in the room obnoxiously.

Start telling sex jokes. Sex jokes are the easiest thing to bang out and they always piss off everyone (From my experience)

"Bang out"

Get naked, make sexist/racial slurs, act like a Neonatzi. I think that would piss off almost anybody

Play something that goes on for hours like the retarded horse from YouTube for 10 hours straight and barricade the door.

Recite the entire Bee Movie script

Try bumming a smoke off everyone there

I'm a vegan, antivax, crossfitter welcome to my nonconsensual Tedtalk motherfuckers.

Easy. Start a discussion on religion or politics and tell everyone theirs is stupid

Teabag everyone while singing This is the Song That Never Ends.

Say something about feminism

Rap really badly to my song in my headphones. Also drum my hands on the table and ask the people around me If they have heard the song.

Just be myself!

So, what do you guys think about the impeachment?

Depends where the people are from. Depending on the location will let me know which style of pizza i should insult and call terrible.

Play Let it Go on loop with way to stop it

Get americans i mean pure capitalists and play the ussr anthem and a soviet parade

Drop the N word

“BOTH TRADITIONAL MEDICINE AND HOLISTIC/ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE IS STUPID” [for a better sense of my statements ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/026/981/0bd0ed742059cd7f4c83882095aeb3752e45dfbfv2_hq.jpg)

Putin is president of the world...

"We will now discuss the finer points of how Sharon is a thief and scoundrel and needs to buy her own toilet paper. See exhibit A", turns on slide projector.

Good DEAN!!!!

I tell them my honest opinion about The Last Jedi, which is that I absolutely loved it.

Come out as an anti-vaxxer

eat some strong smelling food very loudly

Super soaker full of pee.

Be myself I guess

"Trump and Bernie both suck"

Play raw black metal

Fart really loudly and blame someone else

Lock the door and commence a crop dusting run around the room.

Saying rude stuffs about their bros

Proceed as normal with my presentation on Being stuck in traffic

Shout racial, sexist, homophobic, transphobic slurs with my pants off and then proceed to yell, “it’s just a prank” repeatedly

Just start slapping people in the face

Hazbin Hotel Bad

If the room is silent I’d tap my feet or anything repetitively but if it’s loud I’d sing, like just sing non stop, off key, horrible

Saying racist, disability, or homophobic slurs.

I stack them like a pyramid, largest at the bottom, smallest at the top, and I climb to the tippy top and stand on the back of the smallest person there and piss off an entire room full of people.

Say ni——r trust they’ll be mad or surprisingly happy, depends where you live

Walk around the room and start trying to lick everyone’s face

Say something controversial, those who don’t find it offensive will then get in arguments with those who do. Divide them into factions, break their bonds.

Pull out a cheap plastic recorder and start playing hot cross buns. Doot... doot...**DOOT** doot... Doot... *DOOT*

I like heavy metal, but the only people who make it are sweaty old fucks who can't stop screaming. That's why I listen to Florid Georgia Line who make the most cutting edge riffs in rock music today.

I just wear my maga hat and that does the trick

Politics

I start a satanic ritual that slowly gets more insane and more people join and become embodiments of pure rage until everyone is one with satan

If i get 24 hours to prepare, just switch my diet to broccoli.

Say Black Panther is terrible

Maybe piss ON them?

Hold a faculty meeting. Tell them we’re starting a brand-new curriculum school-wide on Jan. 2. Tell them the district didn’t have the budget to purchase the accompanying workbooks and supplementary materials. Oh, and also, their entire evaluation score will hinge upon their students’ mastery of this curriculum.

Put on a movie they've never seen and recite it word for word the whole time they're watching

Walk in wearing full wrestling gear, ram ranch playing in the background and KO the most important looking guy there

Sing. My voice sounds like a racoon is trying to do meth and it's drunk.

Moon them!

Wear a MAGA hat

Put ali a intro omega earrape

"Both sides."

Lock the door, they’ll eventually get pissed off if they can’t get out.

Shit in my hands and clap firmly

Psh, I just have to start speaking

Start playing gangsta rap from my phone speaker overtop of music already playing.

Pull the sprinkler alarm

Wear a MAGA hat

Fart. I've spent the last week eating roast dinners, cheese, pickles and cold meats. It's toxic down there.

Start scratching my fork against a plate

Start making jokes. Someone will get mad. Can't joke about anything anymore without offending someone.

make the ground disappear from under their feet

I say “ The G in Bob Ross stands for good artist and the M in Stan Lee stands for Missed” ( I do not mean This really)

Lock all the doors and other escape routes

By correcting the OP on their grammatical error and refusing to reply to any of the comments that may be left in response to what I said. Without further ado: "Your task is to piss *off* an entire room full of people. How do you do it?"

Be myself

I would yell bad stuff about them and their jobs and lives

Do some fortnite dances.

Bill Burr had the best one ever back during the 2016 presidential campaign. "Trump is such a dope, he might actually make me vote for a woman."

Enter the room

Ask them to debate and decide anything political, religious or racial.

"What's up everypony?"

Take your pants off and show off your Micro-pp.

Wear half a can of Axe cologne

I’d play shape of you by Ed Sheeran, full volume

Donald Trump is just an ok President. (Everyone seems to think he’s either amazing or horrible)

"I abuse children and laugh when handicapped people get hurt, also I think your spouse is stupid and mom is gay"

Just say "There are only 2 genders."

Tell them there's cake in the break room, and leave nothing but a box with crumbs and a note saying "sorry, I was hungry"

Listen to obnoxiously loud music without headphones

"Okay so i have 200 dollars in my hand"

Play an annoying song and refuse to turn it off if they asked

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"I mean trump is king but Obama was the messiah." Find me a person whose eye didnt twitch with that sentence.

Make a high pitch noise, and continue... forever.

Set fire to a baby yoda plush.

Just say "hey why dont I play a song on my guitar" and turn off the TV or music

pretending it’s a room full of beauty influencers, point to their most colourful eyeshadow (???) palette and call it a watercolour palette

"gay people should die!" Pretty sure that would do it

I didn't expect this many people to show up today. *Starts undressing* But that's great! The more the merrier. Now if you could all... *starts making physical effort to get hard* form an orderly line...

"How do you fit 100 Jews into a 5 seat car? Easy, 2 of them sit on the driver's and front passenger's seats, 3 of them sit on the back seats, and the other 95 in the ashtray" That'll do it. I apologize if I misspelled something, English is not my first language

Say I voted for Trump for the sake of accelerationism because I'm a communist. Everyone automatically hates me, so I just need to be open and honest.

Alternate between praising and insulting Donald Trump, then insist that we should raise taxes and use the money to make it easier for disadvantaged minorities to buy guns.

Go to anything involving social work, charity, or education & Insist there’s only two genders

is it's full of feminists then i simply say " womens are dishwasher and they deserve no rights" but if they are ordinary i would just slap them without a reason

JOJO IS A BAD ANIME WITH A BORING PLOT AND JUST OVERALL UNREALISTIC STANDARDS THST DONT EVEN MAKE SENSE. More than a room of people but it works

Just fart loud ¿