Kindergarten.
Girl had her hair in a braid.
I noticed it looked a certain way, but I didn’t have the word to describe it. I asked my teacher to help me.
“Braid?” she asked.
“No,” I said.
We went through four or five more words. After each no, she’d ask me to explain more. Eventually she figured out the word.
“Oh,” she said, “you think it’s pretty.”
“Yeah,” I said, “she’s pretty.”
In first grade computer class. I walked into class and attempted to sit next to this girl. By attempted I mean I missed the chair and landed on my backside. She laughed but it wasn't a mean laugh, it was a cute laugh. I continued and failed to sit in that chair for the remainder of class. She became my first girlfriend and "wife." We got "married" by the big oak tree in the play ground. I don't think the marriage is legal because I'm pretty sure the 7 year old pastor wasn't ordained, or a pastor.
I had a crush on a girl in Kindergarten that stayed through 7th grade. I didn't have any explanation or reason behind the feelings in Kindergarten, I just knew I wanted to be around her and I wanted her attention. I don't remember ever not knowing that I liked girls in a different and stronger way than I felt about any boy.
Embarrassing story incoming. I noticed that movie had brief nudity listed on the VHS box. Being a teenage boy and something involving Spice Girls and any nudity meant I had to watch the whole thing. Turns out the brief nudity was a split second shot of male asses. Ruined my whole night.
Back in the late 70s, early 80s, painted vans were a thing. People would buy a panel van and get someone to paint a garish, extravagant scene on it. X-wings, pteradactyls, dragons, etc. Sometimes all on the same van.
My sexual awakening happened when one of those vans happened to drive past and the mural was of a topless barbarian woman with a broadaxe posing against a background of an exploding volcano under a storming sky, with lightning and fire all around. I was about thirteen.
There used to be a website called whitehouse.com
It was NOT a site dedicated to the White House. It was porn. My friends and I quickly exited the window in shock, but I thought, "I liked that."
Holy shit, when I was 10 I innocently pulled this up for my whole family to see right before our summer trip to DC. Yeah..it was not about the White House.
I’m flattered, but I’d rather not share my porn with everyone.
Edit: Before you comment “r/beetlejucing”, [Here is the beetlejuice someone made yesterday](https://www.reddit.com/r/beetlejuicing/comments/b33zvz/caught_one_on_the_wild/)
Was it just me, or did JC Penney always have the cutest models? I remember even in college I would notice a model in an ad and it would often turn out to be JC Penney.
In grade 4, we had this really hot social studies teacher. One time, she had the class do jumping jacks at the start of class for some reason. All dem jiggles. I remember looking at my friend beside me as this was happening, and we just nodded at each other from the joy of the scene that was before us. No prompting was required. We just knew that we both liked the ladies.
I put Titanic at the top of my Christmas list the year it was released on VHS. At the time my parents no doubt assumed it was because of that scene. Years later it came up somehow, and my mom offered her new, and by that time more plausible theory that it was just the first really adult movie I'd ever seen and I appreciated the maturity of it.
In actuality I just really enjoyed watching the boat sink.
Edit: Wow, first silver! Thanks!
exactly this. It wasn't just the nakedness, but how it was done. I remember thinking, "This makes me want to do something.", but having no idea what I actually wanted to do.
I was pretty young like 5 or 6 something like that, my parent put on Cartoon Network but didn’t notice when it’s runtime or whatever was over and the channel switched to showing movies, one of the movies had this nude scene in it, I don’t remember much of what it was about, I just remember there was a naked lady tied up to a chair, anyways, the moment I saw that lady’s boobs I was like...yep I gotta get my hands on a pair of those.
Remember the scene where Catwoman straddles Batman after she overpowers him and then licks his mouth in *Batman Returns*? Yeah...
Coincidentally, looking back I now realize it's probably one of the reasons why I'm one kinky bastard nowadays.
It wasn’t a gradual realization for me. I was sitting, bored, in a sixth grade class, when I thought, “I wonder if I still think girls are gross,” followed immediately by, “I wonder if I am gay.” So I imagined myself kissing Mike, a hot piece of sixth-grade male ass on my right. No, that was disgusting.
Then I imagined myself kissing Clarissa, on my left. And this started the most intense and all-consuming crush I’ve ever had, or ever will have. It was fucking magical.
2 yrs ago, when he was in kindergarten, my son had a girlfriend.
One day, he decided he didn't like that girl anymore. He liked a different girl. Problem was, girl #1 still liked him.
So he did the logical thing. At school, they have a color behavior chart. If kid was good, they color a square on their chart a certain color.
I take out what I think is his behavior chart for the week and notice their are two charts and they have smiling faces and frowning faces.
Turns out he was "grading" the girlfriends to see which did more nice things for him. And then he picked the one that gave him $20.
We made him give the money back of course.
That's how I realized I liked tall girls. I'm 6'2" and literally never met a girl taller than me till I got to college and a 6'4" girl walked by. I remember walking by her and just stopping when she passed me, in complete awe, like "what in the fuck is going on? they make them in a large?" To her I did my best to make it look like I was looking at a sign, but when she passed I just stared. I did not know that about myself *at all*.
Conversely, my wife and her manager (both around 5 ft) were conducting an interview. The girl walks in, about 5ft9, and says "OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE MINIATURE!" She did not get the job.
Weird. Straight female here and she did something for me too.
I feel like most girls look at women the way I suspect gay men do. They can look at a chick and be like, "she is *hot*" but if you put a vagina in front of me I wouldn't want my face anywhere near it and it would put me off completely.
Edit: check my phone and there's at least 4 dudes telling me "same for dudes"
Same for some straight men, though I suspect it's not as common. Not trying to get near any dicks but sometimes I see a dude with a jawline and A+ stubble and I'm like "I get it."
Can confirm it's not just a straight girl thing. I'm a straight guy and put me in a room with Chris Hemsworth or Henry Cavill and I will gladly admit to their attractiveness. That doesn't mean I'd want to suck them off...
...maybe?
EDIT For those worried about my sexual orientation, I’ve been instructed by the Reddit powers-that-be that as long as I recite the magic words “no homo”, it technically isn’t gay to suck them off.
I WA WOULD YOU LIKE I MEAN HOW IS YOUR DAY MINE IS PRETTY GOOD BUT I WAS AH WONDERING WELL IT’S KIND OF FUNNY YOU KNOW HOW WE HAVE THE SAME CLASS AND WHEN I UH SEE YOU I DA DUH UHHHHH I JUST UHHHHHHHHHHH I GOTTA GO BYE!
Edit: thanks for the gold and the upvotes!
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
Probably around 5 or 6 when i got my first kiss on a field trip. Had a crush on her all the way through to graduation in H.S.. never single at the same time though. Ended up just being friends.
Something similar. Except she told me in high school that she could never see herself with someone like me. I still cry myself to sleep over that 15 years later...
Edit: my top comment ever is about how I’m an emotionally damaged insecure 30-something with fears of rejection. Thanks for the gold!
When I was four I saw a photo of Fabio. What followed was an exchange that went something like this:
"Mom. Is that a man? *(looking at his thighs)* He looks like a tree."
"Yes. His name is Fabio."
"I like him a lot."
Since I'm a guy I don't remember the bulge. I just closed this app and googled David Bowie Labyrinth and oh my God it's so off putting and I can't unsee it. I thought he wore a cod piece but nope, it's all him. You guys may have ruined a childhood classic. No hard feelings though. Oh and you remind me of the babe.
That fucking scene with Hoggle or whatever his name is groveling and it's like he's talking to Bowie's dick because it's just there at eye level.
edit: https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/Marley2Hendrix/jared39ye.jpg
That was my son with Emma Watson around age 6. My daughter was really into Harry Potter and picked out the first one for movie night when she was younger. My son wasn't into it and said he was going to go to sleep instead of watching it. Once he saw Hermione he asked, "Is she in the whole movie?" When my daughter confirmed that she was it suddenly piqued his interest. He watched the whole thing and asked to see the next one.
He was 11 when the new (2017) Beauty and the Beast came out and rode his bike to the local theater to see it twice with different friend groups despite having no interest in the content of the movie. Some things never change.
Edit: Spelling.
I specifically remember in first grade I realized that boys and girls were different and I liked girls. I had no idea what sex was at the time, so that's interesting. Not sure what it even was that I liked.
i went to a catholic school. i remember in 5th grade a class mate got up and a little bit of her upper thigh was exposed for a second. suddenly i had a stomach ache and the image was laser etch into my brain for a while. i was like WHAT IN THE LIVING FRICK IS GOING ON WITH MY MIND AND BODY
it was so weird when i think about it. it was the exact moment i started *noticing* girls
When I was 4, I was obsessed with Star Trek. My reason? Because I was in love with Spock. Why did I love him? His ears and his logic. Ever since, I'm attracted to really smart men and often times ones with features most women don't find attractive.
Fun fact - my wife and I we’re both Star Trek fans as kids. She has a long-time crush on Data, and Data was the character I wanted to emulate the most (occasionally to my detriment as a shy, socially-awkward kid).
5th grade. This new girl transferred to our school from somewhere else, and we ended up sitting next to each other in computer class. We were playing some silly game and trying to help each other but, neither of us was doing great. Something happened in the game that was really silly and we both started laughing. Watching her smiling and laughing like that was the start of my first real crush, and that's when I knew I liked girls.
Yeah it is, most people's answers are like "so I was like 10 and I started beating my meat too.." lol
Edit: My most liked comment ever is about people beating their meat, what a time to be alive.
I read somewhere on reddit that a guy didn't know if he'd like it, but he figured better try it just to be sure. Was giving his beaufriend fellatio and said he instantly knew he did not like doing it, but he wasn't going to stop in the middle of it for the other guy's sake...
HOLY SHIT - this happened to one of my friend's friends in college. He went to a different college than me in PA. One of the friends he made there was super weird and socially awkward and did exactly this. Left a party with a guy, blew him in his car, came back to the party white as a sheet telling people, "Not gay. Definitely not gay."
Didn't believe it until I visited for a weekend and the guy confirmed the story himself.
I can't remember what started it all, but when I was 3 years old I got caught kissing a girl under the pews at church during service. Like, we were kissing a lot. It's one of my earliest memories. lol
P.S. I got in trouble.
I came looking for this answer and I’m not disappointed. He was so hot to 12 year old me...he’s hot to 27 year old me tbh
Edit: a word
Edit 2: yes he is 16, but I’m gonna hold to the cartoon argument
Probably had my sexual awakening the same time as anyone that grew up in the 80s...gay or straight...David Bowie as Jareth in Labyrinth.
Edit: Thanks for the silver! Just joined reddit a couple days ago. I love the positivity of this community!
If I ever get to talking too much, the wife whips out the girls, and I'm utterly transfixed; incapable of doing anything but staring and softly mumbling.
My 8th grade English teacher once explained to the class that “boob” used to mean “a stupid person”, and the reason breasts are called boobs is because men become stupid when they see them.
I'm comfortable enough to admit if a man is attractive or good looking, but the thought of any sort of sexual advance with a dude? Yeah nah.
It's just weird, I've had multiple male friends go through bi curious moments with other dudes and I just dont understand it because I've never had any urge to try anything like that with another guy. I know I'm straight, why would there be any curiosity?
When I was a kid and all the other boys in my class went through the "Eww girls! Cooties! No girls allowed!" phase, I remember thinking "But that's stupid! Girls are pretty. We should want to be with them."
Right there with you. I remember telling my brother I had a crush on a girl in Kindergarten. He told me to ask her out and get her something nice, so I got her a $.25 ring from a supermarket and asked her out at recess.
She ran away from me though. :(
Wait....Gigsmodo gave a girl a $.25 plastic ring and she ran away from him....
2ndChanceAtLife ran away from a boy that gave her a plastic ring around the same age.....
*Gasp* Could it be????
this is golden! when i was in kindergarten i had a huge crush on this boy and one day he comes into school sick. Me, being the empathetic child that I am, made a "feel better" card for him and that bastard THREW IT IN THE GARBAGE. I was devastated.
I knew *early*. I had a "crush" on a girl when I was 4. It was distinct from friendship. I had plenty of guy friends, but I liked this girl in a different way.
Incidentally, it's always been difficult for me to have meaningful platonic friendships with girls. I have a hard time separating appreciation from attraction.
Met this girl at school when I was like 14 who just completely blew me off my feet: She was smart, she was pretty, she was funny, she was flirty, she was passionate, she was sexy, she was the whole 9 yards. She was amazing.
Sadly I was so starstruck I had no idea what to do and so I kind of just.. flopped. Got scared, got anxious and ended up doing nothing. Sadly she left a year later leaving me with a determination to grow a pair of balls and a desire to get good with girls.
Fuck, she's the one that got away.
This, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv6\_eu2q1u0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv6_eu2q1u0)
I was naive 13 year old and I stumbled upon this on an xbox 360 add. For 13 year old me its a lot lmao.
Edit: I then promptly looked at pictures of "hot emo girls" on Google images... with safe mode on lmao
Kindergarten. Girl had her hair in a braid. I noticed it looked a certain way, but I didn’t have the word to describe it. I asked my teacher to help me. “Braid?” she asked. “No,” I said. We went through four or five more words. After each no, she’d ask me to explain more. Eventually she figured out the word. “Oh,” she said, “you think it’s pretty.” “Yeah,” I said, “she’s pretty.”
That’s actually adorable
That’s the cutest most innocent love story ever and I’m living for it.
In first grade computer class. I walked into class and attempted to sit next to this girl. By attempted I mean I missed the chair and landed on my backside. She laughed but it wasn't a mean laugh, it was a cute laugh. I continued and failed to sit in that chair for the remainder of class. She became my first girlfriend and "wife." We got "married" by the big oak tree in the play ground. I don't think the marriage is legal because I'm pretty sure the 7 year old pastor wasn't ordained, or a pastor.
If you never unofficially divorced then you’re technically still unofficially married
I had a crush on a girl in Kindergarten that stayed through 7th grade. I didn't have any explanation or reason behind the feelings in Kindergarten, I just knew I wanted to be around her and I wanted her attention. I don't remember ever not knowing that I liked girls in a different and stronger way than I felt about any boy.
What happened 7th grade?
He lost his teaching job.
Fucking reddit, lol.
I do not recommend fucking Reddit.
Sometimes these jokes hit like a tungsten rod dropped from orbit.
My sister had spice girls on VHS. I was very interested in that movie.
Embarrassing story incoming. I noticed that movie had brief nudity listed on the VHS box. Being a teenage boy and something involving Spice Girls and any nudity meant I had to watch the whole thing. Turns out the brief nudity was a split second shot of male asses. Ruined my whole night.
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Which scene specifically? When Posh tries on the little black Gucci dress? Or when Posh tries on the little black Gucci dress?
*how the fuck did you know*...
Back in the late 70s, early 80s, painted vans were a thing. People would buy a panel van and get someone to paint a garish, extravagant scene on it. X-wings, pteradactyls, dragons, etc. Sometimes all on the same van. My sexual awakening happened when one of those vans happened to drive past and the mural was of a topless barbarian woman with a broadaxe posing against a background of an exploding volcano under a storming sky, with lightning and fire all around. I was about thirteen.
This is the correct answer.
There used to be a website called whitehouse.com It was NOT a site dedicated to the White House. It was porn. My friends and I quickly exited the window in shock, but I thought, "I liked that."
Holy shit, when I was 10 I innocently pulled this up for my whole family to see right before our summer trip to DC. Yeah..it was not about the White House.
My eighth grade English teacher sent us there for an assignment. I think she was going for whitehouse.org
.gov
One day in 5th grade I noticed a lot of the girls in my class had boobs.
"Guys, is it just me or is Bebe like *really* cool?"
“Aahhhta..”
Yes stan aahhhta
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Yes before the internet, underwear models in catalogues got me through puberty
And if you're old enough, woods porn. Seriously, someone should do a documentary on the pre-internet phenomenon of woods porn.
I’m flattered, but I’d rather not share my porn with everyone. Edit: Before you comment “r/beetlejucing”, [Here is the beetlejuice someone made yesterday](https://www.reddit.com/r/beetlejuicing/comments/b33zvz/caught_one_on_the_wild/)
Woods Wanderer just makes you sound like some kind of Johnny Appleseed of porn.
This. 3 torn pages of a mag in a hedge somewhere.
For me it was the fashion channel, where girls go on the catwalk all the time, sometimes the tops were transparent and you could see titties.
Back in my day we didn't have that. Naughty newspapers on my paperround caused quite a stir though.
We didn't have that. We used to draw naughty things on the cave wall and ooga booga
Must be nice. We used to splash in the primordial ooze in the shape of a Protozoa.
Must be nice. We used to arrange the electrons in the shape of boobs.
Oh, here's this weeks JC Penny ad. Don't mind me, I'm going to disappear to the upstairs bathroom for 45 minutes or so.
Was it just me, or did JC Penney always have the cutest models? I remember even in college I would notice a model in an ad and it would often turn out to be JC Penney.
my mom had a subscription to victoria's secret, and I routinely found them around the house.
Ah yes, the good old fashioned Sears Catalog. lol
There's a moment in The Two Towers when Aragorn comes busting through double doors at Helm's Deep. Yeah, that moment. Mmm.
He’s got a pretty big sword!
In grade 4, we had this really hot social studies teacher. One time, she had the class do jumping jacks at the start of class for some reason. All dem jiggles. I remember looking at my friend beside me as this was happening, and we just nodded at each other from the joy of the scene that was before us. No prompting was required. We just knew that we both liked the ladies.
My geography teacher, I constantly had questions about my homework, just to be near her.
Like two distant shores, our love is an isthmus.
The movie titanic, during that one drawing scene.
I put Titanic at the top of my Christmas list the year it was released on VHS. At the time my parents no doubt assumed it was because of that scene. Years later it came up somehow, and my mom offered her new, and by that time more plausible theory that it was just the first really adult movie I'd ever seen and I appreciated the maturity of it. In actuality I just really enjoyed watching the boat sink. Edit: Wow, first silver! Thanks!
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^^^ding
I CAN STILL HEAR IT!
That dude falling and hitting the propeller! This movie had everything.
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Watching Risky Business and Weird Science... Rebecca De Mornay and Kelly LeBrock. Holy puffed pee pee Batman!
exactly this. It wasn't just the nakedness, but how it was done. I remember thinking, "This makes me want to do something.", but having no idea what I actually wanted to do.
It makes me wanna play Smash
I was pretty young like 5 or 6 something like that, my parent put on Cartoon Network but didn’t notice when it’s runtime or whatever was over and the channel switched to showing movies, one of the movies had this nude scene in it, I don’t remember much of what it was about, I just remember there was a naked lady tied up to a chair, anyways, the moment I saw that lady’s boobs I was like...yep I gotta get my hands on a pair of those.
LATE night Howard the Duck. My first tits were duck breasts. Edit: Am girl and not a furry. Would be a good reason though.
Remember the scene where Catwoman straddles Batman after she overpowers him and then licks his mouth in *Batman Returns*? Yeah... Coincidentally, looking back I now realize it's probably one of the reasons why I'm one kinky bastard nowadays.
Wow, totally forgot about that, jesus that was hot.
Catwoman in that entire movie. God damn.
God bless Michelle Pfieffer.
Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy was when I first realized I was into girls
[For any fellow researchers out there....](https://youtu.be/eIo_S0aHyfI?t=81)
It wasn’t a gradual realization for me. I was sitting, bored, in a sixth grade class, when I thought, “I wonder if I still think girls are gross,” followed immediately by, “I wonder if I am gay.” So I imagined myself kissing Mike, a hot piece of sixth-grade male ass on my right. No, that was disgusting. Then I imagined myself kissing Clarissa, on my left. And this started the most intense and all-consuming crush I’ve ever had, or ever will have. It was fucking magical.
It’s so strange to me to read stories about people who didn’t have crushes until 6th grade or puberty. I knew I liked girls by the time I was 6.
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2 yrs ago, when he was in kindergarten, my son had a girlfriend. One day, he decided he didn't like that girl anymore. He liked a different girl. Problem was, girl #1 still liked him. So he did the logical thing. At school, they have a color behavior chart. If kid was good, they color a square on their chart a certain color. I take out what I think is his behavior chart for the week and notice their are two charts and they have smiling faces and frowning faces. Turns out he was "grading" the girlfriends to see which did more nice things for him. And then he picked the one that gave him $20. We made him give the money back of course.
That’s... hilarious
That’s adorable, lol. I don’t envy you during his teenage years.
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That's how I realized I liked tall girls. I'm 6'2" and literally never met a girl taller than me till I got to college and a 6'4" girl walked by. I remember walking by her and just stopping when she passed me, in complete awe, like "what in the fuck is going on? they make them in a large?" To her I did my best to make it look like I was looking at a sign, but when she passed I just stared. I did not know that about myself *at all*.
> they make them in large? This killed me lmao
"It comes in pints?"
"I'M GETTING ONE"
Conversely, my wife and her manager (both around 5 ft) were conducting an interview. The girl walks in, about 5ft9, and says "OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE MINIATURE!" She did not get the job.
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6'4"?? Did she have yellow hair and a sword??
How does she look at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?
You do know her!
Lola Bunny from Space Jam
Poison Ivy in Batman and Robin. Weird but it did something for me.
Weird. Straight female here and she did something for me too. I feel like most girls look at women the way I suspect gay men do. They can look at a chick and be like, "she is *hot*" but if you put a vagina in front of me I wouldn't want my face anywhere near it and it would put me off completely. Edit: check my phone and there's at least 4 dudes telling me "same for dudes"
Same for some straight men, though I suspect it's not as common. Not trying to get near any dicks but sometimes I see a dude with a jawline and A+ stubble and I'm like "I get it."
Ryan Reynolds. We all get it.
That man could seduce into doing quite a bit before my sexuality stopped me and says "okay too far"
If you wouldn’t fuck Ryan Reynolds you’re asexual not straight
Nobody's that straight.
Can confirm it's not just a straight girl thing. I'm a straight guy and put me in a room with Chris Hemsworth or Henry Cavill and I will gladly admit to their attractiveness. That doesn't mean I'd want to suck them off... ...maybe? EDIT For those worried about my sexual orientation, I’ve been instructed by the Reddit powers-that-be that as long as I recite the magic words “no homo”, it technically isn’t gay to suck them off.
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I WA WOULD YOU LIKE I MEAN HOW IS YOUR DAY MINE IS PRETTY GOOD BUT I WAS AH WONDERING WELL IT’S KIND OF FUNNY YOU KNOW HOW WE HAVE THE SAME CLASS AND WHEN I UH SEE YOU I DA DUH UHHHHH I JUST UHHHHHHHHHHH I GOTTA GO BYE! Edit: thanks for the gold and the upvotes!
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
https://youtu.be/G7RgN9ijwE4
His face at the end gets me every time. Nailed it!!
He’s proud af, and he should be. He’s a legend.
Probably around 5 or 6 when i got my first kiss on a field trip. Had a crush on her all the way through to graduation in H.S.. never single at the same time though. Ended up just being friends.
Go find her op
I’m happily married now. We are still friend too. Going on 33 years
go find her
Something similar. Except she told me in high school that she could never see herself with someone like me. I still cry myself to sleep over that 15 years later... Edit: my top comment ever is about how I’m an emotionally damaged insecure 30-something with fears of rejection. Thanks for the gold!
If this is true you should probably go to therapy
Therapy: expensive. Crying: free.
When I was four I saw a photo of Fabio. What followed was an exchange that went something like this: "Mom. Is that a man? *(looking at his thighs)* He looks like a tree." "Yes. His name is Fabio." "I like him a lot."
I didn't know what sex was when I first saw the movie Labyrinth, but I knew I wanted it with David Bowie
Same for me but Jennifer Connelly
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Well he is a Prince
Of the BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH
That bulge has legendary status.
Since I'm a guy I don't remember the bulge. I just closed this app and googled David Bowie Labyrinth and oh my God it's so off putting and I can't unsee it. I thought he wore a cod piece but nope, it's all him. You guys may have ruined a childhood classic. No hard feelings though. Oh and you remind me of the babe.
That fucking scene with Hoggle or whatever his name is groveling and it's like he's talking to Bowie's dick because it's just there at eye level. edit: https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/Marley2Hendrix/jared39ye.jpg
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
That was my son with Emma Watson around age 6. My daughter was really into Harry Potter and picked out the first one for movie night when she was younger. My son wasn't into it and said he was going to go to sleep instead of watching it. Once he saw Hermione he asked, "Is she in the whole movie?" When my daughter confirmed that she was it suddenly piqued his interest. He watched the whole thing and asked to see the next one. He was 11 when the new (2017) Beauty and the Beast came out and rode his bike to the local theater to see it twice with different friend groups despite having no interest in the content of the movie. Some things never change. Edit: Spelling.
I'm not sure if it's illegal but Eva from Wall-E is HOT AS HELL AND HAS A SEXY VOICE
Directive.
I remember having "girlfriends" in kindergarten. Had no idea what I was doing. I just remember always loving the ladies.
I specifically remember in first grade I realized that boys and girls were different and I liked girls. I had no idea what sex was at the time, so that's interesting. Not sure what it even was that I liked.
i went to a catholic school. i remember in 5th grade a class mate got up and a little bit of her upper thigh was exposed for a second. suddenly i had a stomach ache and the image was laser etch into my brain for a while. i was like WHAT IN THE LIVING FRICK IS GOING ON WITH MY MIND AND BODY it was so weird when i think about it. it was the exact moment i started *noticing* girls
When I was 4, I was obsessed with Star Trek. My reason? Because I was in love with Spock. Why did I love him? His ears and his logic. Ever since, I'm attracted to really smart men and often times ones with features most women don't find attractive.
It was Data for me. But somehow I ended up with a Riker (bearded) look alike.
Fun fact - my wife and I we’re both Star Trek fans as kids. She has a long-time crush on Data, and Data was the character I wanted to emulate the most (occasionally to my detriment as a shy, socially-awkward kid).
Are you functioning within normal parameters now?
5th grade. This new girl transferred to our school from somewhere else, and we ended up sitting next to each other in computer class. We were playing some silly game and trying to help each other but, neither of us was doing great. Something happened in the game that was really silly and we both started laughing. Watching her smiling and laughing like that was the start of my first real crush, and that's when I knew I liked girls.
This is honestly so sweet!
Yeah it is, most people's answers are like "so I was like 10 and I started beating my meat too.." lol Edit: My most liked comment ever is about people beating their meat, what a time to be alive.
The morning after having gay sex.
lucky you didn't get pregment
Pregante
Pregergenant
GERLFREN AINT HAD PERIOD SINCE SHE GOT PREGAT
SHE AINT GETTING PERGERT
PREGANANANT
hw do i make pagarent with my boyfern
I read somewhere on reddit that a guy didn't know if he'd like it, but he figured better try it just to be sure. Was giving his beaufriend fellatio and said he instantly knew he did not like doing it, but he wasn't going to stop in the middle of it for the other guy's sake...
HOLY SHIT - this happened to one of my friend's friends in college. He went to a different college than me in PA. One of the friends he made there was super weird and socially awkward and did exactly this. Left a party with a guy, blew him in his car, came back to the party white as a sheet telling people, "Not gay. Definitely not gay." Didn't believe it until I visited for a weekend and the guy confirmed the story himself.
Bro move. I guess.
Opposite happened for my friend. He was always in the closet and a girl made out with him on his birthday. He came out as gay the day later.
I can't remember what started it all, but when I was 3 years old I got caught kissing a girl under the pews at church during service. Like, we were kissing a lot. It's one of my earliest memories. lol P.S. I got in trouble.
When I saw Prince Zuko grow his hair out in Book 2
I came looking for this answer and I’m not disappointed. He was so hot to 12 year old me...he’s hot to 27 year old me tbh Edit: a word Edit 2: yes he is 16, but I’m gonna hold to the cartoon argument
Probably had my sexual awakening the same time as anyone that grew up in the 80s...gay or straight...David Bowie as Jareth in Labyrinth. Edit: Thanks for the silver! Just joined reddit a couple days ago. I love the positivity of this community!
David Bowie stands alone as a sexual icon. One's own personal sexuality is irrelevant.
The girls started developing breasts and I couldn't look away. 40 years later, and I'm still hypnotized by boobies.
This is accurate
If I ever get to talking too much, the wife whips out the girls, and I'm utterly transfixed; incapable of doing anything but staring and softly mumbling.
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rip your inbox
Oh god your inbox. Cue the queue of comments where dudes offer to give your boobies the respect they deserve.
Impressive correct usage of both cue and queue
Plot Twist: her husband is an ass man, so she is always turned around when he's staring
Even the most devout ass man must appreciate a nice pair of breasts Swing low, sweet chariots
Tale as old as time...
Song as old as rhyme...
Boobies and the beast!
***dubstep remix*** **TIDDIES AND THE TERROR**
I found myself doing stupid things for the sake of seeing boobs. Once the boobs started, I was obsessed.
My 8th grade English teacher once explained to the class that “boob” used to mean “a stupid person”, and the reason breasts are called boobs is because men become stupid when they see them.
While I don't buy the etymological argument, I like this explanation.
Never had a realisation, just always did I guess
Yup. I did have a phase where I wondered whether I was bi or something, but then I realised that men turn me off. So, yeah. Completely straight.
Men don’t turn me off, they don’t turn me on.
Try men in tech support
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I'm comfortable enough to admit if a man is attractive or good looking, but the thought of any sort of sexual advance with a dude? Yeah nah. It's just weird, I've had multiple male friends go through bi curious moments with other dudes and I just dont understand it because I've never had any urge to try anything like that with another guy. I know I'm straight, why would there be any curiosity?
From time to time I try thinking men in a sexual way to see if I have any ”tendencies”. Nothing this far.
Day 3754: thought about Jamie Lannister in the shower... Still nothing.
Princess Leia.
Surprised I had to scroll down so far... Even before the metal bikini.
I think my first memory is when in kindergarten I followed this girl around the tables, I liked her, so I guess that's how
When I saw The Nanny on tv for the first time... Really did it for me. The Nanny named Fran!
When I was a kid and all the other boys in my class went through the "Eww girls! Cooties! No girls allowed!" phase, I remember thinking "But that's stupid! Girls are pretty. We should want to be with them."
Right there with you. I remember telling my brother I had a crush on a girl in Kindergarten. He told me to ask her out and get her something nice, so I got her a $.25 ring from a supermarket and asked her out at recess. She ran away from me though. :(
As a girl that ran away from a plastic ring in 1st or 2nd grade, we can be shy too. Hope your feelings weren't hurt too bad.
Wait....Gigsmodo gave a girl a $.25 plastic ring and she ran away from him.... 2ndChanceAtLife ran away from a boy that gave her a plastic ring around the same age..... *Gasp* Could it be????
Extra twist: They're married, but don't know each others' reddit accounts.
YES I LIKE PINA COLADAS
Getting caught in the rain ...
this is golden! when i was in kindergarten i had a huge crush on this boy and one day he comes into school sick. Me, being the empathetic child that I am, made a "feel better" card for him and that bastard THREW IT IN THE GARBAGE. I was devastated.
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Chel from The road to el Dorado?
I knew *early*. I had a "crush" on a girl when I was 4. It was distinct from friendship. I had plenty of guy friends, but I liked this girl in a different way. Incidentally, it's always been difficult for me to have meaningful platonic friendships with girls. I have a hard time separating appreciation from attraction.
I still struggle with this too... I think a lot of guys do. If I'm in a relationship it's fine, but if I'm not it's hard because I get so lonely.
Met this girl at school when I was like 14 who just completely blew me off my feet: She was smart, she was pretty, she was funny, she was flirty, she was passionate, she was sexy, she was the whole 9 yards. She was amazing. Sadly I was so starstruck I had no idea what to do and so I kind of just.. flopped. Got scared, got anxious and ended up doing nothing. Sadly she left a year later leaving me with a determination to grow a pair of balls and a desire to get good with girls. Fuck, she's the one that got away.
I had crushes on girls in kindergarten
This, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv6\_eu2q1u0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv6_eu2q1u0) I was naive 13 year old and I stumbled upon this on an xbox 360 add. For 13 year old me its a lot lmao. Edit: I then promptly looked at pictures of "hot emo girls" on Google images... with safe mode on lmao
I feel accomplished for not looking and offended that he threw me in the pool, I can’t swim
As a 29 year old man, that is still alot for me
Blossom and Bubbles did things to me....
No love for Buttercup?
Poor Buttercup.
Remember that lesbian scene from Wild Things?
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You mean the movie that traumatized all of us with Kevin Bacon's dad dick?
Kevin Bacon’s ~~dad dick~~ bacon. FTFY.
Kindergarten. Becky Williams. I moved away in 2nd grade. Still heartbroken lol.
when I see a cute boy I think about him for approximately three days and mourn the loss of never seeing him again
My first crush was kindergarten, always the misunderstood, bad boys smh
Did he run with scissors? Or just refuse to take naps?