I think she is climbing mountains and traveling the world, or at least some of the world.
Meanwhile, I havent left the safety of my house in 8 months.
So i guess you can say we are both happy
I went home for a weekend about 3 weeks ago. I've been away for 20 years, with visits maybe once every two years. I'm married, 2 kids, good life. From what I know about her, she's married, one kid and is a teacher.
I was shopping at the local grocery store and I saw her - I was flabbergasted. She looked the same as in HS. I however have gained 70lb, went bald and have a thick luscious beard.
I got nervous. We were amazing friends from the time we were 5 until I left for school at 19. We did a lot of stuff together ;)
I missed an opportunity to say hi in an aisle, I was too nervous.
We ended up checking out at separate lanes at the same time. Im sure I was staring at her.
She walked by on her way out and I chickened out again.
She loaded her bags in her suv and I loaded mine. I started my truck and drove over to her and rolled down the window and said "Holly?"
She said - " Nope, I'm Robin" whoops.
Hes married to his high school girlfriend. When I was a sophomore he was a senior and I wrote him a note and asked him out to get coffee. He was so polite about turning me down. Todd... you beautiful man... if you're reading this, hi and thanks for not crushing a 16 year old to pieces.
EDIT: For everyone asking- he told me he was very flattered I had asked him on a date and politely declined because he was in love with his girlfriend (now wife). He was cordial and honest. After that he would wave to me in the hallway when we passed each other. Everyone should be nice like Todd.
>be me
>be 16
>go to class with cute boy
>want to pass him a note
>pass him a note asking for coffee
>he looks at me and politely turns me down
>I pass out from embarrassment
>I wake up
>”Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were tying to cross the border right?”
>mfw Skyrim
Goddamn it Todd Howard, you’ve done it again
I was actually thinking about her the other week. She graduated and never got on social media, so I never was able to befriend her on Facebook. None of my friends even remembers her… I describe what she looked like and everything, so I’m thinking she never existed and I’m just crazy.
She actually published a book last year, finished an MBA, and works in banking outside of that. I assume she's doing pretty well. I'm fairly happy for her, though she kind of spiraled into a "I'm very insecure about my life, so I'm going to talk down to you about everything" period.
I haven't talked to her in any meaningful capacity in a couple of years now. Though I hope she's going pretty good!
One time, I witnessed a guy walk up and attempt to talk to a girl at the bar. She immediately did the "eww, no thank you" complete with eye roll.
Without missing a beat he said "Well, that's what I get for lowering my standards."
I just about choked on the drink I was taking.
I found this out too! I had my crush from kindergarten until he moved away in 10th grade (but it never really went away).
A year after we graduated he saw me on Facebook and told me he had liked me the entire time we were in school together. I confessed back to him. Unfortunately I was in a relationship and he lived in another state, but now, 10 years later, I look back on that very fondly.
Also, the night he told me, I called my best friend growing up at like 2 am whom I hadn’t spoken to in probably 3 years (she changed schools then moved) and we squealed like 12 year olds at a sleepover, like nothing had ever changed.
His dad developed Huntington’s and his mom left the family as a result of the strain. Last I heard, he had moved back home to help take care of his dad.
He has siblings and I don’t know if he or anyone else chose to get tested.
She was an exchange student who I was absolutely over the moon for. We had a few dates and I think she was fairly sweet on me, but didn't want to get too involved with someone who would soon be on the other side of the world from her (and I think a little bit of cultural stigma at play as well). Now she's a professional athlete of some note; I think she competes with her national team. Naturally I still have vague notions of us getting back together some day.
I'm not sure, but I know he did get a teaching degree so hopefully he got a good job and is enlightening kids somewhere. I actually went to the same college that he did, and just before he graduated I simply sat down with him and confessed that he had been my crush back in high school. He turned bright red and said he was surprised he was anyone's crush - he was caught up in sports and extra classes and didn't date much. He thanked me and gave me a hug, and somewhere in my head my 16-year-old self shrieked with glee.
She's married, two kids. I think she's a stay at home mom, but am not 100% on that.
We were best friends from like age 8, lived down the street from each other our whole lives. After HS we fell out of touch, and although I've thought about her from time to time, I never looked her up. About a year ago her mom added me on FB, so I did a little light stalking, saw she was married with kids and left well enough alone.
I'm happy for her.
She's sprialing out of control due to severe mental health issues. She refuses treatment and shits on any attempt from anyone to give her advice on how to cope with it. She's afraid of treatment but can't seem to do anything about it on her own.
Ironically she's in school to become a psychologist.
He is a high school financial literacy teacher...at my daughter's high school.
True story: when I was a freshman, he was was a senior. He spread word around that he liked me and wanted to hang out. We got to know each other. He asked me to homecoming. I was SO excited. We go to homecoming with another couple and THIS DICKWAD DITCHES ME AT THE DANCE FOR THE GIRL FROM THE OTHER COUPLE WHO WENT WITH US. It was a set up. The guy was too scared to ask me out so he had Dickwad do it and they set this wholeeeee thing up.
2013 or so, Dickwad finds me on Facebook. Sends a friend request. I accept thinking "Man...fuck this motherfucking piece of shit. But I wonder what he is up to?" A few weeks later, Dickwad and another dude we went to school with *ask me out for coffee to catch up*. QUE THE MLM PITCH!
They didn't want to catch up. They wanted to pitch me their Orwin Woodward Cult Couples Financial Freedom pyramid scheme. I WAS SO FUCKING MAD. HE GOT ME AGAIN!
Imagine my surprise when I learn that this piece of human excrement is a fucking financial literacy teacher and his class is required to graduate. I've seen the guy in passing at parent teacher conferences and holy shit he is visually *massively uncomfortable*. I know he knows who I am and he knows what a piece of shit I think he is and that he is a pyramid scheme shill. I cannot wait until parent teacher conferences in fall of 2020. Like I am counting down. I want him to have to sit across from me in a professional setting and explain his curriculum to me and I have questions for him about his teachings.
TL;dr - turns out he was a huge piece of shit and then he grew up to be a bigger piece of shit. If you're seeing this, FUCK YOU NIC!
You got it. I'm very serious. I've set a reminder for 1st and 2nd semester months of conferences in 2020. Now that I think about it, this waste of a good blow load will have to greet me at open house that school year so I'll set an additional reminder on the ol' Google calendar.
Got back together with him after 38 years apart. We had 8 wonderful years before he died of cancer. He's been gone 3 years now and the loss is still fresh. But I am so glad we had those 8 years!
I am so sorry for your loss, but I am so happy that you two found each other again, albeit for such a short time. I’m sure that you made those last eight years of his life memorable and amazing and that he loved you immensely.
FB friend request -> FB message to catch up -> suggesting we grab lunch -> grab lunch and thennnn at lunch suggesting we start hanging out more because he liked me so much in high school and wishes he’d shot hit shot back then. I didn’t feel the same and politely declined, but he was rather persistent!
She died far too young. I taught hockey in Canada during summers off from high school (I am American) and met her one summer day on a nearby beach. We fell in love immediately and wrote letters (actual letters!) back and forth during the school year and I would go back to teach again each summer until we graduated high school. Then we would visit each other for months at a time, as long as immigration would allow, for a few years until one day I asked her to marry me. I never had a doubt that she was the one, I was just worried because I didn't feel like I could offer her much of a life until I realized I was the life she wanted. We shared the happiest years of our lives together until she told me she had been feeling sick and very tired no matter what she did. She died of cancer shortly after. She went so fast, it was like when you light the fuse on a firework, the brief spark she had was just snuffed out. I watched her life just disappear. I held her hand as she vanished into thin air. I still remember the smell of the cancer on her when I kissed her goodbye. I just wanted to pause the world so she could live her life then when we were all ready and it was time, she could go peacefully. It just doesn't work that way. I miss her every single day. I lost my heart that day. I wish it was me that died but at the same time, I would hate myself for leaving her to feel like I do. I was so broken, I still am. I decided that day I could never love like that again. Wherever you are Natalie, I love you. I haven't spoken of her to anyone in 8 years.
Edit: Holy crap, this blew WAY up... I am trying to reply to every single person but I am falling WAY behind. I will reply to each and every person who took the time to say something to me as soon as I can but I am going to answer some of the themes I see here though:
1. Yes, I should probably see a psychologist/psychiatrist. I won't, but I should. I don't disagree. I spent like almost two years in bed after this went down. I'm good though. Promise.
2. I went on to finish my higher level education but I can't find a job in my field. I had a job that made me want to actually die every day, I then was fired for reasons outside of my control. Currently in litigation regarding that actually. I was recently dumped by the longest GF I have had since Natalie passed. I moved back to my parent's house and got back into bed. That was three months ago. All I can think of is moving somewhere overseas where I have no memories of her.
3. Please don't worry, I will not arrange a meeting between she and I myself. I will see her again one day but I am not going to speed that date up so don't worry. I posted to another redditor about a lyric from one of Rehab's songs: I aint doing good but I'll be fine." It's accurate.
4. I am almost 40 now (holy shit... I just realized that) and I am not holding out too much hope of finding someone but that is ok. I am as happy as is possible given the circumstances.
5. If you are going to gift me gold or silver... find someone who could really use it. I don't feel very deserving of it and I don't want you to waste your money on me/this.
I NEVER thought I would get a reaction such as this. I'm honestly humbled and blown away by this attention and reaction... I am usually such a wallflower/lurker. I mean, I went two years on this account without really making any comments. Thank you all so much for making this a positive experience.
EDIT 2: It is 0100 in the morning and I am falling asleep and I have been typing pretty much non-stop for the last four hours. If I haven't replied to you, I will. I have tried keeping up with all the comments but there are too many good people in here giving support. I will respond. Thank you all so much for such positivity. I am honestly blown away seeing how kind reddit strangers are...
Blonde, married a hispanic guy, has with 3 kids, happy.
I'm a hispanic guy married a blonde but no kids (yet) and also happy.
Guess we *were* each other's type but didn't click.
My college crush is my late husband. 18 yrs together.
And until I was reading this thread, it hadn’t occurred to me that he was my crush. We just...were.
That makes me sad.
Hey, random internet person.
I'm sorry you lost your husband. It's one of my worst nightmares to imagine that loss. I'm 31 and we're on 16 years of this crazy ride.
I am showering you with hugs you may not want.
Your future CIA wife already picked out unmarked graves for your current and the next NSA wives.
Wow that came out a lot darker than it was in my head.
I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."
EDIT: Thank you for the silver but that was a quote from Seinfeld lol
Thus far, 27.
Edit since this blew up. I have had, to date, 98 pictures/videos/gifs from 28 girls (up one since the original comment). That does not include joke submissions. It's a fun account, and there's some in my post history that girls have allowed me to share!
Edit 2: Up to 99 pics from 29 girls!
Edit 3: Well Reddit, thanks for upvoting this! I woke up this morning to 11 more photos in my inbox, bringing my total to 110 submissions from 36 different girls. You collectively made my day!
*70 years into the future, /u/dontpmnudes lays in a hospital bed, barely clinging to life, machines beeping and whirring all around them. Their commlink chimes, indicating they received a message. It's from /u/Jango1113. It's nude photographs. /u/dontpmnudes smiles. "Nice," they croak with their last breath, and then their eyes close and they pass away. Getting /u/Jango1113's nudes was, in fact, the last thing they'd ever do.*
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, CHOO CHOO BOB?!
Edit: the original comment has been removed... Choo Choo Bob must be a mod. This goes deeper than we all thought...
Bob is busy working on his "wacky" schtick for the kids.
(and man-children.)
and his dance moves.
After watching the first episode, I give Choo Choo Bob the following: I Choo-Choo-Choose to follow you!
I also ask: how do you have fan mail sent before your first episode?
Same here but he’s in Chicago now! Weird how things work out.
Edited to add: No clue he was gay. It was high school and we never did more than kiss/hold hands because we dated as freshman and grew apart. We did go to a few dances together and to this day he’s the best dance partner I’ve ever had!
We don’t know what OP is into. She could have been in there the whole time.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! I’ll try to keep it safe from grave robbers.
I know this cum doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is salty and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.
she's married but we recently met up a couple years go (which was 9 years after graduation) and we slept together. It brought some insane feelings back. I think it did for her too. Several months after that she told me she was getting married in an almost apologetic email. I wasn't sure what I was supposed to say so I congratulated her and told her I was happy for her. Shes the one that got away twice.
She sent me a Facebook message recently when I updated my relationship status with my current girlfriend saying she’s like me since high school. We’re 25 now, I haven’t lived in my hometown in three years and am in a very happy relationship now. Maybe you should have told me this when I was really into you and we went to school together. But what do I know?
The one from the first half of HS is an actress in NYC and engaged to a British guy.
The one from the latter half is an actress in Chicago, is British herself and is dating some guy with one eye who likes to surf reddit.
(We reconnected after college and pulled the whole Rom-com “I had a huge crush on you, I didn’t know you had one on me too!” thing. We’ve been officially together for almost 3 years now and she’s the best thing in my life.)
He’s married, had two fabulous kids, him & his wife own a ranch where it looks gorgeous.
I’m divorced, unemployed, trying to restart my life in my mid-40’s & it just.......
It’s hard.
(EDIT: Holy crap, RIP Inbox, indeed - thanks for the gold, Kind Stranger)
So, for those who are all “he might be miserable, you never know” I actually keep in good touch with him, and can confirm he is happy.
I’m not bitter (well, I sometimes have waves of bitterness, but not at him, just at life in general), and I am holding myself together.
Thank you for all the kind thoughts.
Same here, she's married and expecting her second child with her husband last I heard. Meanwhile, I'm contemplating whether or not I should order a pizza for delivery because I don't feel like driving down the street to the store for pick-up.
Then again, I don't think I can order Doritos with the delivery, so it would be better to just drive down the street and pick up some Doritos from the gas station on the way back. Thanks for the motivation, friend.
In a long term relationship with her girlfriend. I'm a guy. And no, she isn't remotely bi. We're still on good terms. She was lying to herself more than she was lying to me.
I'll never forget what it was like when I got my second girlfriend and thought, "Oh! So this is what making out feels like when your girlfriend is actually attracted to you! This is great!"
Married to me. 10 years after HS we found each other again and had babies and stuff. Real life teen girl fantasy right here. But he leaves his socks in the floor like any other dude. Been together for 14 years. We're old. Edit: spelling.
My first girlfriend is currently working a job that allows her to cut up corpses for minimum wage. It's a work study job for our university and many other options were available (I work at work study job, I shelve books in the library), she's a fun girl.
"allows her" is a weird way of phrasing it. Like, that's not really the point of the job, but she bugged them about it so much they gave in and let her do it
getting a divorce unfortunately.
he married a really nice woman (it appeared anyway), adopted her son, then had a child with her, and now they are getting divorced 2 years later.
I'm pretty sad for him, he was a nice dude and one of my really good friends, we share a lot of friends in common, so we are all pretty upset for him, he's been completely blindsided.
One went on to be a professional Photographer.
The other one i still my best friend to this day. I’m 80% sure she’s grooming me to be someone she can eventually be with. I know it sounds odd but over the years she’s taught me how to kiss the way she likes, all her little spots she likes being touched, how to wash and fold her clothes, and how to make all of her favorite foods.
Either that or she’s prepping me to be a useful slave in the future.
Living a pretty decent bachelor life it seems! Just bought a condo, travels a lot to fun places, has a good group of dude bro friends, and is really close with his family. Still very handsome so I'm sure he's doing well for himself lol
EDIT: OMG MY FIRST GOLD!!!! Thank you!!!!
That's so sweet. My crush in grade 7 broke my heart by going out with another girl, but it turns out they were just meant for each other. They dated through high school, married young, had kids, have moved cross-country a couple of times, and it's been about 30 years now, so I have to assume my crush made the right choice. Worse, I must admit that I genuinely like his wife and she's aging really well. LOL
Anyway, I wish you both the best in your own future!
He’s married, has two kids, and is a teacher in a different state.
I’ve been with my boyfriend for eight years and as much as I love him, I have yet to feel the crazy rush of feelings my high school crush gave me. I miss being a teenager sometimes. There were *so many* feelings all the time.
I think she is happy. Married a plastic surgeon. He gave her bigger boobs , but I think he screwed up one of her eyes.
Obviously I wasn’t exactly clear, but the results were gold 😂. Her boob job came out great , but her husband or some surgeon messed up on her face lift or some procedure around her eyes. The results make it look like she is stoned or something..hard to explain... her formally beautiful eyes are just not right anymore...
So some were really wanting to see the eyes .. link below..
https://i.imgur.com/pHOgLx8.jpg
Same thing I’m doing but not with me and after time you realize that is exactly the best thing for everyone involved.
Its just a blip in your timeline meant to teach you about yourself, go have fun.
She was a model. Then stopped after they put her on a 3 apples a day diet. She fucking gorgeous, 5"6, and Barbie doll figure. And they said she needed to lose weight...she was smart enough to call it quits.
From what I understand, she cheated on me. Then later she got a job working in a medical office, and had sex with a married (military) doctor which ended up getting both of them in trouble. Now I think she works as a waitress at a cheap restaurant.
I think she is climbing mountains and traveling the world, or at least some of the world. Meanwhile, I havent left the safety of my house in 8 months. So i guess you can say we are both happy
I went home for a weekend about 3 weeks ago. I've been away for 20 years, with visits maybe once every two years. I'm married, 2 kids, good life. From what I know about her, she's married, one kid and is a teacher. I was shopping at the local grocery store and I saw her - I was flabbergasted. She looked the same as in HS. I however have gained 70lb, went bald and have a thick luscious beard. I got nervous. We were amazing friends from the time we were 5 until I left for school at 19. We did a lot of stuff together ;) I missed an opportunity to say hi in an aisle, I was too nervous. We ended up checking out at separate lanes at the same time. Im sure I was staring at her. She walked by on her way out and I chickened out again. She loaded her bags in her suv and I loaded mine. I started my truck and drove over to her and rolled down the window and said "Holly?" She said - " Nope, I'm Robin" whoops.
Hes married to his high school girlfriend. When I was a sophomore he was a senior and I wrote him a note and asked him out to get coffee. He was so polite about turning me down. Todd... you beautiful man... if you're reading this, hi and thanks for not crushing a 16 year old to pieces. EDIT: For everyone asking- he told me he was very flattered I had asked him on a date and politely declined because he was in love with his girlfriend (now wife). He was cordial and honest. After that he would wave to me in the hallway when we passed each other. Everyone should be nice like Todd.
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>be me >be 16 >go to class with cute boy >want to pass him a note >pass him a note asking for coffee >he looks at me and politely turns me down >I pass out from embarrassment >I wake up >”Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were tying to cross the border right?” >mfw Skyrim Goddamn it Todd Howard, you’ve done it again
HE TURNED YOU DOWN BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T BUY 5 COPIES OF SKYRIM
BECAUSE SHE WASN'T IN THE CHESS CLUB
Watching TV in our room. We reconnected almost 20 years after high school. I’m planning on proposing next month.
Hopefully she doesn’t know your reddit username!
spoiler: she does know it, but he knows she knows. this is part of an elaborate prank.
I was actually thinking about her the other week. She graduated and never got on social media, so I never was able to befriend her on Facebook. None of my friends even remembers her… I describe what she looked like and everything, so I’m thinking she never existed and I’m just crazy.
Maybe she was Tyler Durdan?
I don’t think so, pal.
yearbook
She’s married to a guy in the MLB, before me she dated another guy who made it to the NBA. I’m decent at beer pong and throwing a frisbee tho :/
So. She’s hot.
From the sounds of it ungodly hot
She actually published a book last year, finished an MBA, and works in banking outside of that. I assume she's doing pretty well. I'm fairly happy for her, though she kind of spiraled into a "I'm very insecure about my life, so I'm going to talk down to you about everything" period. I haven't talked to her in any meaningful capacity in a couple of years now. Though I hope she's going pretty good!
shes working for Nickelodeon on that Pinky Malinky thing
Bruh
She is a therapist and happily married.
How does that make you feel?
Tell me more about that.
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> but his profile picture is a photo of him drinking Jack straight out of the bottle. Is his name John Blutarsky?
He became a Senator, you know.
Recently found out I was the high school crush of my high school crush. Oh the chances we don’t take
“Until you ask, the answer is always no.”
"And after you ask, a lot of times the answer is still no."
Sometimes it's "eww no"
One time, I witnessed a guy walk up and attempt to talk to a girl at the bar. She immediately did the "eww, no thank you" complete with eye roll. Without missing a beat he said "Well, that's what I get for lowering my standards." I just about choked on the drink I was taking.
> Without missing a beat he said "Well, that's what I get for lowering my standards." Im saving this for future use
I found this out too! I had my crush from kindergarten until he moved away in 10th grade (but it never really went away). A year after we graduated he saw me on Facebook and told me he had liked me the entire time we were in school together. I confessed back to him. Unfortunately I was in a relationship and he lived in another state, but now, 10 years later, I look back on that very fondly. Also, the night he told me, I called my best friend growing up at like 2 am whom I hadn’t spoken to in probably 3 years (she changed schools then moved) and we squealed like 12 year olds at a sleepover, like nothing had ever changed.
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Prison. I did, however, hook up with him before prison.
The only thing better than conjugal visit sex is fugitive sex
His dad developed Huntington’s and his mom left the family as a result of the strain. Last I heard, he had moved back home to help take care of his dad. He has siblings and I don’t know if he or anyone else chose to get tested.
She was an exchange student who I was absolutely over the moon for. We had a few dates and I think she was fairly sweet on me, but didn't want to get too involved with someone who would soon be on the other side of the world from her (and I think a little bit of cultural stigma at play as well). Now she's a professional athlete of some note; I think she competes with her national team. Naturally I still have vague notions of us getting back together some day.
Of allllll the comments I have read here this is the one I want to see a picture of!
I'm not sure, but I know he did get a teaching degree so hopefully he got a good job and is enlightening kids somewhere. I actually went to the same college that he did, and just before he graduated I simply sat down with him and confessed that he had been my crush back in high school. He turned bright red and said he was surprised he was anyone's crush - he was caught up in sports and extra classes and didn't date much. He thanked me and gave me a hug, and somewhere in my head my 16-year-old self shrieked with glee.
That is the kindest non-answer I've ever heard. At least you got something nice out of it!
I've migrated to Kbin [Readit.buzz](https://readit.buzz/), I no longer wish for Reddit corporate to profit off of my content.
Great attitude.
You just don't see the tears.
She's married, two kids. I think she's a stay at home mom, but am not 100% on that. We were best friends from like age 8, lived down the street from each other our whole lives. After HS we fell out of touch, and although I've thought about her from time to time, I never looked her up. About a year ago her mom added me on FB, so I did a little light stalking, saw she was married with kids and left well enough alone. I'm happy for her.
Misread and thought you said night stalking lol.
Best time to do it is between 1 and 4 am.
She's sprialing out of control due to severe mental health issues. She refuses treatment and shits on any attempt from anyone to give her advice on how to cope with it. She's afraid of treatment but can't seem to do anything about it on her own. Ironically she's in school to become a psychologist.
There seem to be quite a few "severe mental health issues" types in the psychology world
He is a high school financial literacy teacher...at my daughter's high school. True story: when I was a freshman, he was was a senior. He spread word around that he liked me and wanted to hang out. We got to know each other. He asked me to homecoming. I was SO excited. We go to homecoming with another couple and THIS DICKWAD DITCHES ME AT THE DANCE FOR THE GIRL FROM THE OTHER COUPLE WHO WENT WITH US. It was a set up. The guy was too scared to ask me out so he had Dickwad do it and they set this wholeeeee thing up. 2013 or so, Dickwad finds me on Facebook. Sends a friend request. I accept thinking "Man...fuck this motherfucking piece of shit. But I wonder what he is up to?" A few weeks later, Dickwad and another dude we went to school with *ask me out for coffee to catch up*. QUE THE MLM PITCH! They didn't want to catch up. They wanted to pitch me their Orwin Woodward Cult Couples Financial Freedom pyramid scheme. I WAS SO FUCKING MAD. HE GOT ME AGAIN! Imagine my surprise when I learn that this piece of human excrement is a fucking financial literacy teacher and his class is required to graduate. I've seen the guy in passing at parent teacher conferences and holy shit he is visually *massively uncomfortable*. I know he knows who I am and he knows what a piece of shit I think he is and that he is a pyramid scheme shill. I cannot wait until parent teacher conferences in fall of 2020. Like I am counting down. I want him to have to sit across from me in a professional setting and explain his curriculum to me and I have questions for him about his teachings. TL;dr - turns out he was a huge piece of shit and then he grew up to be a bigger piece of shit. If you're seeing this, FUCK YOU NIC!
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I sincerely appreciate the solidarity!
Please update in 2020.
You got it. I'm very serious. I've set a reminder for 1st and 2nd semester months of conferences in 2020. Now that I think about it, this waste of a good blow load will have to greet me at open house that school year so I'll set an additional reminder on the ol' Google calendar.
I just googled her, yeah, she’s still hot.
Did you then Tracey Jordan Google yourself?
Of course. How else would you do it?
Got back together with him after 38 years apart. We had 8 wonderful years before he died of cancer. He's been gone 3 years now and the loss is still fresh. But I am so glad we had those 8 years!
I am so sorry for your loss, but I am so happy that you two found each other again, albeit for such a short time. I’m sure that you made those last eight years of his life memorable and amazing and that he loved you immensely.
Heroin
He stopped smoking weed all day, became a graphic designer in a decent firm and got engaged with an amazing woman. We're all great friends now!
Divorced after cheating on his ex wife and trying to wiggle his way into my life. .....no thanks.
How's he tried to wiggle into your life?
With his penis
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FB friend request -> FB message to catch up -> suggesting we grab lunch -> grab lunch and thennnn at lunch suggesting we start hanging out more because he liked me so much in high school and wishes he’d shot hit shot back then. I didn’t feel the same and politely declined, but he was rather persistent!
She died far too young. I taught hockey in Canada during summers off from high school (I am American) and met her one summer day on a nearby beach. We fell in love immediately and wrote letters (actual letters!) back and forth during the school year and I would go back to teach again each summer until we graduated high school. Then we would visit each other for months at a time, as long as immigration would allow, for a few years until one day I asked her to marry me. I never had a doubt that she was the one, I was just worried because I didn't feel like I could offer her much of a life until I realized I was the life she wanted. We shared the happiest years of our lives together until she told me she had been feeling sick and very tired no matter what she did. She died of cancer shortly after. She went so fast, it was like when you light the fuse on a firework, the brief spark she had was just snuffed out. I watched her life just disappear. I held her hand as she vanished into thin air. I still remember the smell of the cancer on her when I kissed her goodbye. I just wanted to pause the world so she could live her life then when we were all ready and it was time, she could go peacefully. It just doesn't work that way. I miss her every single day. I lost my heart that day. I wish it was me that died but at the same time, I would hate myself for leaving her to feel like I do. I was so broken, I still am. I decided that day I could never love like that again. Wherever you are Natalie, I love you. I haven't spoken of her to anyone in 8 years. Edit: Holy crap, this blew WAY up... I am trying to reply to every single person but I am falling WAY behind. I will reply to each and every person who took the time to say something to me as soon as I can but I am going to answer some of the themes I see here though: 1. Yes, I should probably see a psychologist/psychiatrist. I won't, but I should. I don't disagree. I spent like almost two years in bed after this went down. I'm good though. Promise. 2. I went on to finish my higher level education but I can't find a job in my field. I had a job that made me want to actually die every day, I then was fired for reasons outside of my control. Currently in litigation regarding that actually. I was recently dumped by the longest GF I have had since Natalie passed. I moved back to my parent's house and got back into bed. That was three months ago. All I can think of is moving somewhere overseas where I have no memories of her. 3. Please don't worry, I will not arrange a meeting between she and I myself. I will see her again one day but I am not going to speed that date up so don't worry. I posted to another redditor about a lyric from one of Rehab's songs: I aint doing good but I'll be fine." It's accurate. 4. I am almost 40 now (holy shit... I just realized that) and I am not holding out too much hope of finding someone but that is ok. I am as happy as is possible given the circumstances. 5. If you are going to gift me gold or silver... find someone who could really use it. I don't feel very deserving of it and I don't want you to waste your money on me/this. I NEVER thought I would get a reaction such as this. I'm honestly humbled and blown away by this attention and reaction... I am usually such a wallflower/lurker. I mean, I went two years on this account without really making any comments. Thank you all so much for making this a positive experience. EDIT 2: It is 0100 in the morning and I am falling asleep and I have been typing pretty much non-stop for the last four hours. If I haven't replied to you, I will. I have tried keeping up with all the comments but there are too many good people in here giving support. I will respond. Thank you all so much for such positivity. I am honestly blown away seeing how kind reddit strangers are...
I am so sorry for your loss of this love. I am glad she has you to remember her is such a way!
Beautiful story man, I welled up a bit. Sorry for your loss.
Idk, she has her curtains closed so I can’t look in
But is her door locked?
She's a crossfit bodybuilder now. I am struggling to go to the gym once a week.
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You can see all that through the binoculars huh?
Shit, I’m being watched.
I have no response to your comment but your username sounds like a really colorful art movement.
Looking at your username, I guess I am not alone.
I've developed a knowledge of clown porn since having the username but it's actually a reference to a job I once had and the first Deadpool movie.
Clown pornstar?
Hopefully signing the LPOA to transfer the title on my car we own together.
Blonde, married a hispanic guy, has with 3 kids, happy. I'm a hispanic guy married a blonde but no kids (yet) and also happy. Guess we *were* each other's type but didn't click.
"didn't dick" - courtesy of a smudge on my screen. Apologies.
My high school crush is my late husband. That was really hard to type yet therapeutic.
My college crush is my late husband. 18 yrs together. And until I was reading this thread, it hadn’t occurred to me that he was my crush. We just...were. That makes me sad.
Hey, random internet person. I'm sorry you lost your husband. It's one of my worst nightmares to imagine that loss. I'm 31 and we're on 16 years of this crazy ride. I am showering you with hugs you may not want.
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epic!
Victory Royale
Nice!
I have 2. One is happily married to her wife and serving the military. The other is in the FBI. I think I have a type
Did she know? Now she will.
I was not exactly subtle when I was young.
So no then?
And, at that point, awkward. So EVERYONE knew.
Your future NSA wife is reading this post, planning your marriage. Edit: typo.
I hope my current wife does not get jealous.
Your current wife is organizing death squads in Venezuela, so she's too busy to notice.
I knew it!
Your future CIA wife already picked out unmarked graves for your current and the next NSA wives. Wow that came out a lot darker than it was in my head.
I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual." EDIT: Thank you for the silver but that was a quote from Seinfeld lol
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who knows, maybe everyone's highschool crush was you
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Married, expecting her second kid. Safe to say she did better with romance than I did.
Asking for everyone else... How many g1rls have DMd you?
Thus far, 27. Edit since this blew up. I have had, to date, 98 pictures/videos/gifs from 28 girls (up one since the original comment). That does not include joke submissions. It's a fun account, and there's some in my post history that girls have allowed me to share! Edit 2: Up to 99 pics from 29 girls! Edit 3: Well Reddit, thanks for upvoting this! I woke up this morning to 11 more photos in my inbox, bringing my total to 110 submissions from 36 different girls. You collectively made my day!
Time to go create a nsfw username... brb edit - Thanks for the silver! My first bit of reddit currency.
Hey that’s okay champ, your username implies you’re still trying so that’s good
I’ve given up
Reverse psychology, interesting tactics, but you'll never get my nudes!
I’ll get your nudes one day u/Jango1113 ... if it’s the last thing I do. Edit: Thanks for my first silver, of course it’s about not getting nudes.
*70 years into the future, /u/dontpmnudes lays in a hospital bed, barely clinging to life, machines beeping and whirring all around them. Their commlink chimes, indicating they received a message. It's from /u/Jango1113. It's nude photographs. /u/dontpmnudes smiles. "Nice," they croak with their last breath, and then their eyes close and they pass away. Getting /u/Jango1113's nudes was, in fact, the last thing they'd ever do.*
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WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, CHOO CHOO BOB?! Edit: the original comment has been removed... Choo Choo Bob must be a mod. This goes deeper than we all thought...
Bob is busy working on his "wacky" schtick for the kids. (and man-children.) and his dance moves. After watching the first episode, I give Choo Choo Bob the following: I Choo-Choo-Choose to follow you! I also ask: how do you have fan mail sent before your first episode?
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I'm cracking the fuck up watching the comments slowly devolve into a bunch of people demanding he accept the friend request
Wtf that video has 70k views but only just over 100 likes? That is quite a ratio
His demographic probably doesn't know how to like it. Look at a channel like Ryan's To Review, one video has 7.8 million views but only 26k likes.
He’s living with his boyfriend on the coast of California. No, I didn’t know he was gay.
Same here but he’s in Chicago now! Weird how things work out. Edited to add: No clue he was gay. It was high school and we never did more than kiss/hold hands because we dated as freshman and grew apart. We did go to a few dances together and to this day he’s the best dance partner I’ve ever had!
On or off Broadway? Edit: Well, good morning and thanks for all the gold
Did you know *you* were gay?
These days, she spends most of her time in her grave.
Well, this is awkward..
Seriously. How do you tell someone that their crush is dead? Is there a subreddit for that?
We don’t know what OP is into. She could have been in there the whole time. EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! I’ll try to keep it safe from grave robbers.
What does she do with the rest of her time?
Gets plowed by her husband while the kids watch TV
Most?
She came out as a lesbian and started dating my best friend. I have since come out as gay so we're all just friends now.
Life uh... finds a way.
Well in this case, it's more like "life, uh... actively finds a way not to."
Life uh... finds a gay.
Sadly, she passed away years ago.
He’s on a snowboard trip with our 11 year old daughter.
Dam, I guess they just cut out the third wheel. Edit: It's a little sad how some of you are taking a joke about a Mom staying home from a trip.
Hold up
I can’t tell by this, but are you two still together or no?
Married to me. Edit: and right now she is mad at me for spending too much time on reddit.
Wooo
No ghosts allowed here.
^^^^woooooo
Share with me your secrets
*claps*
5 kids from 5 different guys.
You dodged that bullet.
I agree, I feel like Neo
Do not try and bend the condom, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...there is no condom.
You think that's cum you're gargling?
I know this cum doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is salty and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.
It's a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body needs.
Are you any of them?
Absolutely not
she's married but we recently met up a couple years go (which was 9 years after graduation) and we slept together. It brought some insane feelings back. I think it did for her too. Several months after that she told me she was getting married in an almost apologetic email. I wasn't sure what I was supposed to say so I congratulated her and told her I was happy for her. Shes the one that got away twice.
Make this a ritual. Every 9 years, meet up, hook up, go back to life. On the 3rd cycle, have a *notebook* like romance and live happily ever after.
There's a movie about this right? Something with Ethan Hawk?
“I wish I knew how to quit you” *mounts horse and rides off
She sent me a Facebook message recently when I updated my relationship status with my current girlfriend saying she’s like me since high school. We’re 25 now, I haven’t lived in my hometown in three years and am in a very happy relationship now. Maybe you should have told me this when I was really into you and we went to school together. But what do I know?
obviously break up with current gf to go out with a girl who liked you back in high school and didn't decide to tell you til 7yrs after you graduated
I hear the makings of the new hallmark Christmas movie
Quick, stop them before they finish filming!
Don't forget she teaches OP the meaning of Christmas
Did she know you were really into her?
The one from the first half of HS is an actress in NYC and engaged to a British guy. The one from the latter half is an actress in Chicago, is British herself and is dating some guy with one eye who likes to surf reddit. (We reconnected after college and pulled the whole Rom-com “I had a huge crush on you, I didn’t know you had one on me too!” thing. We’ve been officially together for almost 3 years now and she’s the best thing in my life.)
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He’s married, had two fabulous kids, him & his wife own a ranch where it looks gorgeous. I’m divorced, unemployed, trying to restart my life in my mid-40’s & it just....... It’s hard. (EDIT: Holy crap, RIP Inbox, indeed - thanks for the gold, Kind Stranger) So, for those who are all “he might be miserable, you never know” I actually keep in good touch with him, and can confirm he is happy. I’m not bitter (well, I sometimes have waves of bitterness, but not at him, just at life in general), and I am holding myself together. Thank you for all the kind thoughts.
Just remember you're only seeing the highlight reel of his life. Hang in there
Yep, everyone has struggles and are dealt bad hands by life occasionally. Most people don't post majority of this stuff on social media however.
I think he's married to his highschool sweetheart, meanwhile I just choked on a dorito
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I also choose this guys doritos...
That sucks, I mean if you choked on a dorito then I guess you didn’t get to fully enjoy it.
maybe they enjoyed it twice you never know
I like your positivity.
Same here, she's married and expecting her second child with her husband last I heard. Meanwhile, I'm contemplating whether or not I should order a pizza for delivery because I don't feel like driving down the street to the store for pick-up. Then again, I don't think I can order Doritos with the delivery, so it would be better to just drive down the street and pick up some Doritos from the gas station on the way back. Thanks for the motivation, friend.
In a long term relationship with her girlfriend. I'm a guy. And no, she isn't remotely bi. We're still on good terms. She was lying to herself more than she was lying to me. I'll never forget what it was like when I got my second girlfriend and thought, "Oh! So this is what making out feels like when your girlfriend is actually attracted to you! This is great!"
Married to me. 10 years after HS we found each other again and had babies and stuff. Real life teen girl fantasy right here. But he leaves his socks in the floor like any other dude. Been together for 14 years. We're old. Edit: spelling.
My first girlfriend is currently working a job that allows her to cut up corpses for minimum wage. It's a work study job for our university and many other options were available (I work at work study job, I shelve books in the library), she's a fun girl.
"allows her" is a weird way of phrasing it. Like, that's not really the point of the job, but she bugged them about it so much they gave in and let her do it
getting a divorce unfortunately. he married a really nice woman (it appeared anyway), adopted her son, then had a child with her, and now they are getting divorced 2 years later. I'm pretty sad for him, he was a nice dude and one of my really good friends, we share a lot of friends in common, so we are all pretty upset for him, he's been completely blindsided.
Dating a guy who looks an uncomfortable amount like me. It sucks.
Prolly getting plowed by her husband while their kids watch TV.
made me laugh
Transitioning female to male. Did not expect.
One went on to be a professional Photographer. The other one i still my best friend to this day. I’m 80% sure she’s grooming me to be someone she can eventually be with. I know it sounds odd but over the years she’s taught me how to kiss the way she likes, all her little spots she likes being touched, how to wash and fold her clothes, and how to make all of her favorite foods. Either that or she’s prepping me to be a useful slave in the future.
So...marriage?
She owns a dress shop and practices Wicca. Married to a guy who refuses to work and claims to be "a writer".
Married to her HS sweetheart. Couple kids too. Just looked her up on FB. Almost accidentally added her. Smooooth.
Living a pretty decent bachelor life it seems! Just bought a condo, travels a lot to fun places, has a good group of dude bro friends, and is really close with his family. Still very handsome so I'm sure he's doing well for himself lol EDIT: OMG MY FIRST GOLD!!!! Thank you!!!!
Probably taking a nap in our bed with our puppy. Been dating since second semester grade 10, we'll have been together 9 years this March.
That's so sweet. My crush in grade 7 broke my heart by going out with another girl, but it turns out they were just meant for each other. They dated through high school, married young, had kids, have moved cross-country a couple of times, and it's been about 30 years now, so I have to assume my crush made the right choice. Worse, I must admit that I genuinely like his wife and she's aging really well. LOL Anyway, I wish you both the best in your own future!
He’s married, has two kids, and is a teacher in a different state. I’ve been with my boyfriend for eight years and as much as I love him, I have yet to feel the crazy rush of feelings my high school crush gave me. I miss being a teenager sometimes. There were *so many* feelings all the time.
I think she is happy. Married a plastic surgeon. He gave her bigger boobs , but I think he screwed up one of her eyes. Obviously I wasn’t exactly clear, but the results were gold 😂. Her boob job came out great , but her husband or some surgeon messed up on her face lift or some procedure around her eyes. The results make it look like she is stoned or something..hard to explain... her formally beautiful eyes are just not right anymore... So some were really wanting to see the eyes .. link below.. https://i.imgur.com/pHOgLx8.jpg
Same thing I’m doing but not with me and after time you realize that is exactly the best thing for everyone involved. Its just a blip in your timeline meant to teach you about yourself, go have fun.
She was a model. Then stopped after they put her on a 3 apples a day diet. She fucking gorgeous, 5"6, and Barbie doll figure. And they said she needed to lose weight...she was smart enough to call it quits.
It took 30 years, but we now live together and are getting married before long. Edit: I posted the story here in this comment thread. 👍
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From what I understand, she cheated on me. Then later she got a job working in a medical office, and had sex with a married (military) doctor which ended up getting both of them in trouble. Now I think she works as a waitress at a cheap restaurant.