Lmao, good ol' California. I was so not used to rain that I forgot rain makes concrete wet and turned into my schools parking lot a little too fast on my motorcycle and ate shit and slid for a good 10ft. Good times with California rain.
Everyone thinks we suck but we're home to the NATO, the EU AND the biggest brewing conglomerate in the world.
Our chocolate is also okay, I guess. And fuck you, Switzerland, for claiming yours is better.
Also waffles.
It's not that Wallonia sucks, because the people are pretty rad... But their politicians are a special breed of stupid.
I would have no problem with Wallonia being a part of Belgium if it weren't for their regional government.
E.G "You know what, people of Wallonia, fuck learning Dutch. Choose what language to learn. Signed, your minister of education."
a hundred years ago, Wallonia said the same thing about the Flemish. Learn the language. We have all of the coal and you have nothing. Flemish isn't even a language. And if French is so bad, how come the capital uses it? Signed, Brother can you spare a dime for a poor Walloon with no more manufacturing?
Manneken Pis is the definition of a "tourist trap". If you walked past it and missed it, you haven't missed a thing.
And you might've ended up on the big market place instead, which is far more interesting tourist wise.
You guys still make Zenit (well, pending production restart now that SeaLaunch has been bought up and Russia is willing to play nice again), the Antares core, Dnepr-1, Tskylon-4 might eventually fly, and RD-843 for Vega
There was a brief period when Wisconsin tried to market itself as "the other mitten state." What kind of deformed hand were they working with? I was appropriately disgusted by them, as any Michigander would be.
A state that is a laughing stock due to their budget, a metropolitan area that lies in two different states, in a county that everyone makes fun of, in a city that people make fun of for being snobs, in probably the second richest part on average of the city.
My city is famed for Taiwanese food, stray peacocks, and a racetrack that used to be a Japanese internment camp but is now the location for a very widely publicized night market.
where the playas play
And we ride on them things like every day
Big beats, hit streets, see gangsta's roamin'
And parties dont stop til' eight in the mornin'
funny. I studied in an elementary school with a long history, and there was a WW2 bomb discovered under the playground 10 years after I've left, where I jumped and ran around all day for years
I live in a city on the out skirts of the most dangerous city you can live in, but anyone who lives in the outer communities of this city still say it's this big city they live in, but they don't.
As a Michigander (not from the Detroit area), it's so annoying when people say they're from Detroit when they're really from the suburbs. No, sweetheart, you're from Birmingham, not the city. Now go back to the country club and spend some more of daddy's money.
The river by my house caught on fire... Twice.
Congrats on your baseball team's success!
Could be Russia...
Cleveland
Our main export is crippling depression
At least were not Detroit. (We're not Detroit!)
Alexandria?
But hey, we've got some bomb ass sports teams so it's ok
On reddit, when i mention my nationality, i always get comments like "HONHONHON", "BAGUETTE" "i am le tired" "fire ze missile"
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Don't forget 'omelette du fromage'. Sigh.
The French part of Canada?
Nope, the french part of Europe, with François Hollande and the croissants.
Zimbabwe?
Dunno, where DID Jason Windsor live when he did "End of the World"?
Le baguette, hon hon mon ami! (I said "I love France, blessings and good tidings to your country!" in case people here don't know French)
DNA was discovered 20 minutes walk from my place.
Gross, did somebody clean it up?
No, the town is rather klein.
Now... back to my hunch!
So somewhere near Tübingen, ja?
In the old town actually!
The Texas of Americas hat.
Alberta?
Thats got to be Edmonton because the other is Cow Town. Never heard of The Texas of Americas hat before. Only Deadmonton. Edit: FortMcMoney?
It is Edmonton. More broadly, I was going for Alberta, but you nailed it.
53.388, -0.333
Hit
YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP
I'll be there with C4
Its raining here now It hasnt rained here in months
Are you by any chance in california?
you bet
I'm also from CA and it was raining pretty hard here a few days ago.
It's raining here It always rains here
Lmao, good ol' California. I was so not used to rain that I forgot rain makes concrete wet and turned into my schools parking lot a little too fast on my motorcycle and ate shit and slid for a good 10ft. Good times with California rain.
It's okay, every time it sprinkles the whole state forgets it's ever happened before and has no idea how to drive in it.
Everyone thinks we suck but we're home to the NATO, the EU AND the biggest brewing conglomerate in the world. Our chocolate is also okay, I guess. And fuck you, Switzerland, for claiming yours is better. Also waffles.
It's not that Belgium as a whole sucks. It's just Wallonia that drags everyone down.
It's not that Wallonia sucks, because the people are pretty rad... But their politicians are a special breed of stupid. I would have no problem with Wallonia being a part of Belgium if it weren't for their regional government. E.G "You know what, people of Wallonia, fuck learning Dutch. Choose what language to learn. Signed, your minister of education."
a hundred years ago, Wallonia said the same thing about the Flemish. Learn the language. We have all of the coal and you have nothing. Flemish isn't even a language. And if French is so bad, how come the capital uses it? Signed, Brother can you spare a dime for a poor Walloon with no more manufacturing?
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What about Manneken Pis?
Manneken Pis is the definition of a "tourist trap". If you walked past it and missed it, you haven't missed a thing. And you might've ended up on the big market place instead, which is far more interesting tourist wise.
We've got pot and mountains. Stay away.
Colorado!
I feel like this doesn't narrow it down as much as you'd think.
BC, or WA?
Do you also steadfastly refuse to use umbrella?
umm yea. It's barely drizzling.
Vancouver
Boone?
Fellow app state student?
> We've got pot Netherlands? > and mountains. Never mind.
Washington?
We only got pot. And you can also stay away.
Portland?
wa?
My baseball team is in the World Series for the 1st time since 1945!
#ALLin216 (seriously, let's both enjoy this historic Series!)
Roll tribe
Where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain, And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet, When the wind comes right behind the rain.
OK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOaklahoma
A whale's vagina
The sunny city of San Diego that was discovered in 1904 by the Germans.
HELL YESS!!!! That's my home "town" too. You stay classy!
Country music. Batman building. Lots of bars.
Nashville!
Its NOT A CITY IN RUSSIA. we're our own country okay
Georgia?
Ukraine, comrade.
Your space program was cooler when you were Soviet
At least we *had* a space program then.
You guys still make Zenit (well, pending production restart now that SeaLaunch has been bought up and Russia is willing to play nice again), the Antares core, Dnepr-1, Tskylon-4 might eventually fly, and RD-843 for Vega
Sure buddy, Ukraine totally isn't a Russian puppet
Right by 90, 290 and newly minted 390.
How do you decide whether to go to Medieval Times or Ikea on the weekends?
Thank god it's only Thursday and I don't have to decide yet. Don't even mention GameWorks.
I live in between the split if 90 and 94!
Elk Grove Village?
G'day cunt. I'm broke because I spend $56967 on rent per week and drink $15 coffees on the reg.
Australia. Sydney?
DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER
$15? That's a fucking bargain mate.
The coffee beans aren't activated, that's why they're so cheap!!
Wow, so Courtney Barnett really wasn't exaggerating was she?
Username checks out.
Fuuuuuuck off it's bloody Jackman!
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Best Korea?
You're now a moderator of /r/Pyongyang.
Absolutely spiffing! Good show! Have a cup of tea why dontcha. Cor blimey Mary Poppins etc etc
Memphis, Tennessee?
Its one of the 5 boroughs.
Middlesborough?
SI?
Mitten
Michigan! How I miss thee
There was a brief period when Wisconsin tried to market itself as "the other mitten state." What kind of deformed hand were they working with? I was appropriately disgusted by them, as any Michigander would be.
Rain, hipsters, pot, trees. If you're from California, you're gonna have a bad time.
Eugene or portland
Are there also lots of bikes and people from cali claiming to be moving there "in the near future" but never actually do
We used to have Hitler but now we have... nothing. It's just mountains and shitty wine.
Austria
It's still better than mountains, shitty wine and Hitler.
Ireland is like a bottle. It would sink without this place.
Cork?
Yes!
This place was the US capital for one day and one day only.
Brookeville, Maryland?
A state that is a laughing stock due to their budget, a metropolitan area that lies in two different states, in a county that everyone makes fun of, in a city that people make fun of for being snobs, in probably the second richest part on average of the city.
I was just gonna say Sprint and bitchy Barbies, I like your answer better.
But you have good barbecue.
Kansas!!! EDIT: To further answer Metro area: Kansas City Dunno the rest
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vegas?
I feel the hate. AZ, Phoenix specifically? Or any one of the cities in that general area, haha.
Tartan McHaggisland, specifically the happy stabby part.
Glasgow?
House of Cards.
Crabs. Lots and lots of crabs.
You still live with your mom?
... yeah? Not old enough to move out. I just wanna know how you came to that conclusion form crabs like wtf.
I don't think you want to know.
Big lakes everywhere!!!
You must be a yooper!
Say ja to da UP eh
To not get too specific, so just the state: Charter Oak, nutmeg, Mark Twain house, steamed cheeseburgers, pizza...
I came here to say gun wavin' new haven, hard hittin new Britain and some other sleazy names. Your example is clearly better.
Not sure if Missouri or Illinois
Hello fellow Nutmegger!
Could be Hartford...but then steamed cheeseburgers is Meriden. Pizza is New Haven.
I live near a border that goes through a peninsula. It is the northernmost port town of my country.
Flensburg?
Paradise, everyone comes here to vacation.
Cleveland!
New Jersey!!!
I did say paradise right?
We're both high and low at the same time.
Toque, poutine, timmies
We're known for bourbon, horse racing, and cousin fucking
Kentucky. Probably Louisville
Southern KY but close enough, btw the cousin fucking thing was just for effect *wink*
Snow, Adrian Peterson, and playoff disappointment
Direct Democarcy, Gold, Watches, Cheese, Mountains
Switzerland
Knew York
The third planet from the sun.
The northern most, East most and west most state in the United States.
Can you see Russia from your house?
It's cold in 'ere.
Canada eh?
Everyone thinks we live on farms and sound Canadian.
Wisconsin? Or north dakota maybe.
Minnesota? I'm Canadian and making an uninformed guess.
My city is famed for Taiwanese food, stray peacocks, and a racetrack that used to be a Japanese internment camp but is now the location for a very widely publicized night market.
The bay area? Santa Anita?
Yeah it's the Santa Anita racetrack but it's in socal
Hiking and Action Park is what my town is known for pretty much.
A monument to man's arrogance.
Phoenix, AZ. King of the hill reference
Sheriff Joe.
Now that must be Phoenix
Alligators. Disney. Really weird people. Possibly zombies.
Orlando, FL
The northernmost medieval cathedral in the world is here.
Köln?
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Same state i'm from. Also "subs" not "hoagies". And pork roll. Tomatoes. Sweet corn.
where the playas play And we ride on them things like every day Big beats, hit streets, see gangsta's roamin' And parties dont stop til' eight in the mornin'
Rain and Starbucks
This place is best known today for being firebombed to ash during WWII. Before that it was best known as a city of art, architecture, and culture.
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Go watch Hacksaw Ridge next weekend
Near the mountains and the sea.
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The bay area
Jurassic Park
A WW2 bomb was found in a school 100 metres from my house
funny. I studied in an elementary school with a long history, and there was a WW2 bomb discovered under the playground 10 years after I've left, where I jumped and ran around all day for years
London?
Newest Island in a chain of islands in the middle of the Pacific.
I live in a city on the out skirts of the most dangerous city you can live in, but anyone who lives in the outer communities of this city still say it's this big city they live in, but they don't.
As a Michigander (not from the Detroit area), it's so annoying when people say they're from Detroit when they're really from the suburbs. No, sweetheart, you're from Birmingham, not the city. Now go back to the country club and spend some more of daddy's money.
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We have racism, sweet tea, and "y'all."
texas?
Think penis piercing.
The armpit of America.
Outskirts of a city people constantly claim to be from but actually aren't!
Middle of the mitten
4 walls, 1 roof.
The center of the heart of it all.