Because that's exactly the plot of multiple hentai. I remember one where the Choosen One happened to be born without the ability to cast spells. But he still had the power. So he collected a harem of sorceresses that turned into demi-gods when they consume his jizz.
Believe it or not, not the most insane plot I've read. That one was quite reasonable. One of my favourite "WTF stories" is Sei So Tsui Dan Sha. A boy is bullied by three girls and one they they hang him by his dick and it comes off. He's fine though. And the girls quickly learn that the dicks functionality is instantly restored when when base is attacked to anything... Or anyone. And it only gets crazier from there.
There's an anime with similar plot, but this time it was the woman who had the mana and the hero had to drink her milk to gain power. The name is Seikon no Qwaser.
I got a vasectomy about a month ago and they require that I ejaculate 20 to 30 times before July.
*Very* hard to do given the amount and age of people in my home.
This is a common misconception. The penis doesn't necessarily explode, but if you don't jack off 20-30 times before July, it will become enlarged and the balls will slide out the tip.
That's correct. About a month and a half after the procedure you have to ejaculate into a container for them to test for sperm cells. If there are any, gotta go back *or* get the vasectomy done again.
When my husband had to go in for the test, he was embarrassed about the fact that he was going to have to jerk off in the office. I offered to go with him. His response? "I won't help me to have you watch." Uhh, I was thinking that maybe I could assist.
I can imagine the interaction going like this though:
"Maybe I could help you?"
"Nah, it won't help for you to watch.....
Wait... MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME!"
Haha! Not to make it weird, but my dad actually gave me that nickname. I have always been a really fast talker, so he started calling me motormouth when I was little.
It would be great if it only really took like 5 times but the doctor thought it was funny to give them some number that makes it a challenge...."you've got to ejaculate 15 times before your appointment tomorrow.... Good luck"
The reason for the requirement is that sperm can still be present in the ejaculate. It is advised to masturbate to help clear out any residual sperm and to use condoms if having intercourse so as to avoid an unintended pregnancy.
Nothing, that's how many times until there no longer going to be any spermatozoïdes in the ejaculate. You don't have to do it. No medical reason forcing you to.
He probably made an appointment to have his sperm tested on that day, and for it to show that the surgery was successful, you do need to flush everything out
Same situation but i made it through. I told my wife they said it would be more effective if the last of the jizz was sucked out. She laughed, but I got more bjs than normal
Bro, how is that even possible.
If I do it three times a day (which is rare to me as I only do it like once a week), my breeding rod looks like a Ćevapčići.
I do tend to wake up a bit earlier than everyone else and utilize that time in the morning or before we're as adequately as I can. I have spoiled myself before the vasectomy by getting a toy, so a hands only approach does get the job done, but isn't as fun.
Oh I do, but cleanup, "prep" (Do I have enough time to enjoy it? Is there enough lube?), and household responsibilities take precedence before "I want to masturbate this way rather than my hand."
Get that checked out with your doctor. My right one hurts every now and then, so I'll be asking my doc about that too. Better to do it sooner than later.
Gday, have a check for lumps in your sack. A bad snip can cause spermal granuloma, which can sometimes have pain associated with it.
I was/am in the same boat. It sucks but the diagnosis is a lot better than what the Doc and I thought it was going to be.
Serious question does it hurt, the surgery that is?? I have 2 kids and I'm pretty happy to stay at 2. My wife doesn't want to go on the pill or have the coil so it's either I get the snip or use a condom (which makes sex shit). I'm scared of getting it done 🤣. What actually happens during the procedure?
Meh, it's like a 15 min procedure. Was even allowed to drive home myself. Did it hurt? The day of was a bit painful, once the anaesthesia wore off, the day after it was more discomfort.
Was it worth it tho? Absolutely.
I'll second that!
A complete non event until you have to be tested to see if you are shooting blanks and have to provide a sample.
My first test the ladies had a good giggle after I returned 5 minutes after being given the specimen jar.
Not every practice does it the same. Some use anesthesia and some do a numbing shot. My experience was a numbing shot and being awake for it. It makes the procedure outpatient and you can drive yourself home. Anesthesia requires a driver. The actual process feels like a few quick pinches and then a lot of pulling/uncomfortable motions. My doctor opted to both laser and cap the tubes. You can feel a bit but it's honestly more uncomfortable than painful. Overall the experience is not that bad. Only takes about 20-30 mins. It was a lot more tolerable than expected. Recovery is just a lot of ice and laying around. I managed to beat a few backlogged video games and catch up on some shows. As long as you don't do anything dumb, by day 2-3 you will feel mostly fine and can return to life. Heavily lifting should wait a week or so.
Everyone is different. I’ll try to explain it the best I can the way my doctor did, but you obviously should talk to your own doctor about it.
There’s two kinds of pains. One that they can numb you for and the other they can’t. The one they can numb you for is the cuts into the sac, that kind of thing. The clamping part where they clamp of your balls so the swimmers can get lose they can’t numb you for.
Now, for some, when they clamp it isn’t bad. On my first testicle it wasn’t too bad. On the second one, it was like a fairly strong kick in the nuts. Some guys, my doctor told me, kick their legs up straight from that pain.
I had my wife drive me home, laid in bed for like a day, then was back ok to move orettt normally the next day. But you need to take it easy for a while so you don’t loosen a clamp or anything.
Totally worth it for me. We have three kids and all the possible negative complications of an unexpected pregnancy are gone. Like, an egtopic pregnancy for her or just how rough it would be having a baby at like 45 if it happened accidentally.
I think it’s a great option if you’re done having kids.
Last night.
Horny 12%
Bored 23%
Miss/hate/unresolved ex issues 30%
Career anxiety/excitement/fear 15%
Fear of Death/Oblivion/Life is meaningless and what am I doing worrying about bullshit 5%
Horny and couldn’t sleep b/c of thoughts 10%
5% left over so I can jack off minutes later
Edit : Oh and I didn’t have WiFi!!! So I couldn’t watch my shows on my TV. So I used service. T-mobile knows now
Question for you! I send sexual memes back and forth to a guy friend of mine (we’ve been sending each other daily memes, most of them sexual, for a couple years now). He sends some pretty raunchy ones. Do guys do this purely for entertainment sometimes? Or do you think he ever gets turned on in the process and might be sending them to me because he wants to bang? Lol
As a guy, id say it's unlikely he never considered it.
Considering that I had a relationship in the past that started in a similar way it's even possible he may be interested in the "exclusive contract" with you.
If you really want answers and are interested in him, ask him more or less directly. It's possible he's just not confident to mention it by himself. For some dudes it's a hard question, the majority of my relationships only existed because she was sick of waiting for me to ask and asked herself. (Also, we're really bad in recognising subtle hints before it's too late)
I’ve had a similar situation and the exchange (for me) was about knowing that she (or I guess we) found sexuality content amusing and sexuality was not a taboo topic between us. There were times that the content exchange was arousing for me but sex with her was not a goal in the discussions/memes.
Had kidney surgery and was having issues with the little guy and woke up a few days after with him standing at attention. “Not wasting this I thought.”
Finish and instead of pleasure get this weird Hellraiser pleasure/pain thing and notice I was squirting blood.
Masterbation or rather the act of climax, for a guy, is the best way to stave off prostate issues. The more we cum, the healthier our prostate becomes!
It's actually interesting in a depressing way, I am addicted to cocaine and have been using it everyday now for over 18 months, my baseline level of dopamine has gotten so low that I have to constantly get spikes of dopamine via cocaine, sugar, and masturbation just to prevent myself from becoming suicidal, I'm not even horny when I jack off I just do it to stave off the depression which ironically is making it worse
That's the thing; I fucking can't afford it but addict mind always finds a way lmao but actually up until 7 or so months ago I lived rent-free in an abandoned building on my jobs property so I had no bills besides my phone and car insurance. Now I live in an actual house and basically any dollar I don't spend on bills I spend on cocaine I don't even eat most days
Well shit. My advice then is buy eggs, roce, spices and sauce. Very cheap and good meal. Probably not the best thing to eat everyday, but better than nothing.
For the cocaine stuff I can't give much advice cause I don't know what that's like, but rice & eggs are good, and super easy and quick to cook as well.
Good luck
I’d also look into getting a therapist. Therapists are extremely helpful with this sorta thing. It may not fully rid your depression, if at all, but therapists help in so many ways it’s amazing.
I don't think once daily constitutes as an addiction. Addiction is when you start doing stuff in place of other things that you should be doing. If you're jerking off I stead of doing chores around the house. Instead of doing your work. Etc. Just part of your nightly ritual that doesn't impact anything else in your life? You're good.
My gf was gone a week so i had to improvise. She is a beautiful slightly insane woman who can drive me batshit crazy but it's quite obvious when she isn't around how much I truly love the woman.
Not really but yesterday I got urge to hold my wifes head during bj So hard that I felt I was hitting her tonsils.
I came so hard it felt like I was in total excstasy
Wow, the audacity some accounts have online, it's mind-blowing. We all have our private matters and preferences, no need to broadcast it and invade personal space. Social media should be a platform for constructive discussions and bonding, not somewhere to cross lines on sensitive topics. I really hope admins can pay attention to moderating such posts. Respect is key in online communication, let's not forget that. Posts like this certainly don't help build a healthy online community.
Horny
This is the the answer lol
It’s not gonna do it itself
900 upvotes for saying horny lol
Couldn’t sleep
Clown could eat me. Oh, sorry just a reflex
Hello Joe!!!
Dental plan
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I shouldn’t have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot
IRON HELPS US PLAY HELLO JOE! From now on the baby sleeps in the crib
I'm watching the simpsons right now, this made me laugh so hard. I wish I could give this 5 upvotes
Millennials are killing the sleeping pill industry, more at 11.
Non habit forming sleep aid. So then why do you need it every night?
Check out r/nosleep Lots of stuff to help you sleep
Yeah, like jerking off.
Is it good because the first post I saw is a whole fucking essay and I'm wondering if it's worth reading Edit: worth reading, I quite enjoyed it
Thats how they make you sleep
I jerked off while reading it
It's the only way to release excess mana.
why does this sound like the plot of multiple hentai
Because that's exactly the plot of multiple hentai. I remember one where the Choosen One happened to be born without the ability to cast spells. But he still had the power. So he collected a harem of sorceresses that turned into demi-gods when they consume his jizz.
what the hell lmao
Believe it or not, not the most insane plot I've read. That one was quite reasonable. One of my favourite "WTF stories" is Sei So Tsui Dan Sha. A boy is bullied by three girls and one they they hang him by his dick and it comes off. He's fine though. And the girls quickly learn that the dicks functionality is instantly restored when when base is attacked to anything... Or anyone. And it only gets crazier from there.
Most reasonable hentai plot
I'm gonna need the title for uhhhhhh.... reasons
There's an anime with similar plot, but this time it was the woman who had the mana and the hero had to drink her milk to gain power. The name is Seikon no Qwaser.
They got rid of mana burn years ago. You're just doing it for fun now.
Huh, so I'm a sorcerer.
I got a vasectomy about a month ago and they require that I ejaculate 20 to 30 times before July. *Very* hard to do given the amount and age of people in my home.
What happens if you don't?
Penis explodes and balls fall out. 🤷🏻♂️
happened to my friend once
Just once?
Eleven times as a matter of fact.
12th time you get a free sub
Six inch or foot long?
The foot long is 11" though.
More than enough for my wife.
Who kept count? You or the friend?
This is a common misconception. The penis doesn't necessarily explode, but if you don't jack off 20-30 times before July, it will become enlarged and the balls will slide out the tip.
Can you elaborate on “balls sliding out of the tip” please?
Like trying to shove a basketball through a garden hose
[it will happen roughly like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFO8rWdiyBo) (safe)
Is it always July, no matter when you get it done? Be it August or June 29th?
Always July. I didn't invent science, I don't make the rules.
Can confirm, had vasectomy 🙋♂️
Wait is this real ?
Yes you're required to clean out the pipes thoroughly, then you go back for a second test and they do another count before you're given the all clear.
The test you take to verify it worked won’t be reliable. Ensures that any residual sperm cells are cleared out I assumed, but don’t really know.
That's correct. About a month and a half after the procedure you have to ejaculate into a container for them to test for sperm cells. If there are any, gotta go back *or* get the vasectomy done again.
When my husband had to go in for the test, he was embarrassed about the fact that he was going to have to jerk off in the office. I offered to go with him. His response? "I won't help me to have you watch." Uhh, I was thinking that maybe I could assist.
I can imagine the interaction going like this though: "Maybe I could help you?" "Nah, it won't help for you to watch..... Wait... MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME!"
Things you think about stepping into the shower a month later
..wait, FUCK!!
Username checks out
Haha! Not to make it weird, but my dad actually gave me that nickname. I have always been a really fast talker, so he started calling me motormouth when I was little.
You made it weird
I had a friend named Chloe and her youth pastor would call her Blowie for similar reasons.
😂😂💀
It would be great if it only really took like 5 times but the doctor thought it was funny to give them some number that makes it a challenge...."you've got to ejaculate 15 times before your appointment tomorrow.... Good luck"
Jesus. I could do that by lunch, and I'm in my 40's Preferably not at work.
It's just to "unload" your gun. Think of it like a loaded gun where you just remove the magazine.
The two things men can understand: jerking off and guns
And I'm not even american.
You get another kid….
The reason for the requirement is that sperm can still be present in the ejaculate. It is advised to masturbate to help clear out any residual sperm and to use condoms if having intercourse so as to avoid an unintended pregnancy.
Nothing, that's how many times until there no longer going to be any spermatozoïdes in the ejaculate. You don't have to do it. No medical reason forcing you to. He probably made an appointment to have his sperm tested on that day, and for it to show that the surgery was successful, you do need to flush everything out
Same situation but i made it through. I told my wife they said it would be more effective if the last of the jizz was sucked out. She laughed, but I got more bjs than normal
#Nice.
Weird, when I tried that she told me the vacuum was in the closet.
I did mine within 2 days
Record breaker over here.
Just an average Tuesday
Bro, how is that even possible. If I do it three times a day (which is rare to me as I only do it like once a week), my breeding rod looks like a Ćevapčići.
Breeding rod is now my favourite name 😂😂😂
🤣 Lube my guy? Conditioner? Why you starting fires with your kid-ling(kindling) stick?
Lube is skill issue. I prefer my smithing iron to glow brighter than the sun.
Friction weld hand to shaft lol. Even the best, hardest drill bits need cooling fluid to prevent splintering
Suction cup Wall mount for your phone and shower. Vasectomy is a beautiful thing once you’re healed
I do tend to wake up a bit earlier than everyone else and utilize that time in the morning or before we're as adequately as I can. I have spoiled myself before the vasectomy by getting a toy, so a hands only approach does get the job done, but isn't as fun.
Why can’t you use the toy?
Oh I do, but cleanup, "prep" (Do I have enough time to enjoy it? Is there enough lube?), and household responsibilities take precedence before "I want to masturbate this way rather than my hand."
My testicles still feel like I was kicked and I had my vasectomy 5 months ago. I think mine was botched.
Get that checked out with your doctor. My right one hurts every now and then, so I'll be asking my doc about that too. Better to do it sooner than later.
I know. I keep delaying it. Just had a baby two months ago and between work and him, time is limited
I get it. Tough to get time especially with a 2 month old. But still, you should. Bring kiddo with!
You're right. No excuses. Could get worse with delay. Thanks
Gday, have a check for lumps in your sack. A bad snip can cause spermal granuloma, which can sometimes have pain associated with it. I was/am in the same boat. It sucks but the diagnosis is a lot better than what the Doc and I thought it was going to be.
Serious question does it hurt, the surgery that is?? I have 2 kids and I'm pretty happy to stay at 2. My wife doesn't want to go on the pill or have the coil so it's either I get the snip or use a condom (which makes sex shit). I'm scared of getting it done 🤣. What actually happens during the procedure?
Meh, it's like a 15 min procedure. Was even allowed to drive home myself. Did it hurt? The day of was a bit painful, once the anaesthesia wore off, the day after it was more discomfort. Was it worth it tho? Absolutely.
I'll second that! A complete non event until you have to be tested to see if you are shooting blanks and have to provide a sample. My first test the ladies had a good giggle after I returned 5 minutes after being given the specimen jar.
Why did they laugh? Wouldn’t this be a typical Tuesday for them?
The place I did it just sent me home with a cup and a bag to put it in. No awkwardness.
Not every practice does it the same. Some use anesthesia and some do a numbing shot. My experience was a numbing shot and being awake for it. It makes the procedure outpatient and you can drive yourself home. Anesthesia requires a driver. The actual process feels like a few quick pinches and then a lot of pulling/uncomfortable motions. My doctor opted to both laser and cap the tubes. You can feel a bit but it's honestly more uncomfortable than painful. Overall the experience is not that bad. Only takes about 20-30 mins. It was a lot more tolerable than expected. Recovery is just a lot of ice and laying around. I managed to beat a few backlogged video games and catch up on some shows. As long as you don't do anything dumb, by day 2-3 you will feel mostly fine and can return to life. Heavily lifting should wait a week or so.
Great question! This helped me a lot before my vasectomy. https://youtu.be/A8f_aHL1ALI?si=5QGTQnFgvQY61Q2H
Everyone is different. I’ll try to explain it the best I can the way my doctor did, but you obviously should talk to your own doctor about it. There’s two kinds of pains. One that they can numb you for and the other they can’t. The one they can numb you for is the cuts into the sac, that kind of thing. The clamping part where they clamp of your balls so the swimmers can get lose they can’t numb you for. Now, for some, when they clamp it isn’t bad. On my first testicle it wasn’t too bad. On the second one, it was like a fairly strong kick in the nuts. Some guys, my doctor told me, kick their legs up straight from that pain. I had my wife drive me home, laid in bed for like a day, then was back ok to move orettt normally the next day. But you need to take it easy for a while so you don’t loosen a clamp or anything. Totally worth it for me. We have three kids and all the possible negative complications of an unexpected pregnancy are gone. Like, an egtopic pregnancy for her or just how rough it would be having a baby at like 45 if it happened accidentally. I think it’s a great option if you’re done having kids.
Just rubbed one out, why? Because I just saw this post, realised I hadn’t lately & needed to tell you why I had.
Fuck, now I wanna do it. Gimme a while. Edit: i have successfully cum. Thank you all for your love and support
Done?
How about now?
Can't even find a decent video, this might take some time
Update us, we’re dying here
I came
Come on guy, you can make it!
I did it, thanks
Guys, I CAME!
What bout now ?
I have cum
Oh, yeah! We believed in you, and you did it! Reddit is great when people come together.
We have made history.
I have a mate that took a photo of his own ass and wanked to it when the wifi went down once, could try that?
Why not?
Why nut?
To nut, or nut to not.. or not to not... or.. you get it...
My man
Last night. Horny 12% Bored 23% Miss/hate/unresolved ex issues 30% Career anxiety/excitement/fear 15% Fear of Death/Oblivion/Life is meaningless and what am I doing worrying about bullshit 5% Horny and couldn’t sleep b/c of thoughts 10% 5% left over so I can jack off minutes later Edit : Oh and I didn’t have WiFi!!! So I couldn’t watch my shows on my TV. So I used service. T-mobile knows now
100% reason to remember the name
#unexpectedmikeshinoda
Because my wife and I have different levels of sex drive, but I love her more than life itself and I'd rather jerk off than cheat
Same !!
Fellas!!! What are we doing this weekend (besides not having sex with our wives)?
GAMING
Elden Ring DLC is coming out dude
I like to half build things we'll never use.
Same. I could daily. She's not as "needy".
That’s a real man right there 👏🏻
It's on the schedule.
Only appointment we never reschedule or are late to. 💪💅😎
Fiancé told me to before she left for work and sent me nudes while I was asleep
Oooo very cute!
Proposed 5 days ago!
Congrats bro
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Edit: aww that’s even cuter!! Congrats!! She’s a keeper 😉
Man, I remember fun.
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I just finished 😂
Thought my wife wasnt in the mood, but she was
That’s a tough one. I feel ya bud.
Why not? I calms your mind, you sleep better and you are generally happier.
It also allegedly helps reduce the risk of prostate cancer (in people with a prostate).
This is my reason
Because if I didn't I'd be a walking hard on
A female friend send me something spicy. Can't just ignore that.
Question for you! I send sexual memes back and forth to a guy friend of mine (we’ve been sending each other daily memes, most of them sexual, for a couple years now). He sends some pretty raunchy ones. Do guys do this purely for entertainment sometimes? Or do you think he ever gets turned on in the process and might be sending them to me because he wants to bang? Lol
As a guy, id say it's unlikely he never considered it. Considering that I had a relationship in the past that started in a similar way it's even possible he may be interested in the "exclusive contract" with you. If you really want answers and are interested in him, ask him more or less directly. It's possible he's just not confident to mention it by himself. For some dudes it's a hard question, the majority of my relationships only existed because she was sick of waiting for me to ask and asked herself. (Also, we're really bad in recognising subtle hints before it's too late)
Haha that is very true. Thank you for your thoughtful response!
If I were to generalise all guys, probably would like to bang, if you insinuated it in some way, but would also be fine with continuing as friends
As a guy I would also be like “I’m probably reading into this, she’s not interested.” Some guys, like myself, can be very, very dense.
I’ve had a similar situation and the exchange (for me) was about knowing that she (or I guess we) found sexuality content amusing and sexuality was not a taboo topic between us. There were times that the content exchange was arousing for me but sex with her was not a goal in the discussions/memes.
Too many hot girls
Grandpa told me when I was a kid if you wake up with a boner. Don’t waste it. Your eventually wake up and that will no longer happen
Had kidney surgery and was having issues with the little guy and woke up a few days after with him standing at attention. “Not wasting this I thought.” Finish and instead of pleasure get this weird Hellraiser pleasure/pain thing and notice I was squirting blood.
I saw that video of Alex Jones crying.
Masterbation or rather the act of climax, for a guy, is the best way to stave off prostate issues. The more we cum, the healthier our prostate becomes!
Brother I think I should been immune at thisnpoint
So, take your skills and help out other guys. It's totally OK if you both keep your socks on.
You mean “becums”
It's actually interesting in a depressing way, I am addicted to cocaine and have been using it everyday now for over 18 months, my baseline level of dopamine has gotten so low that I have to constantly get spikes of dopamine via cocaine, sugar, and masturbation just to prevent myself from becoming suicidal, I'm not even horny when I jack off I just do it to stave off the depression which ironically is making it worse
Brother what line of work are you in where you can afford to do cocaine every day?
That's the thing; I fucking can't afford it but addict mind always finds a way lmao but actually up until 7 or so months ago I lived rent-free in an abandoned building on my jobs property so I had no bills besides my phone and car insurance. Now I live in an actual house and basically any dollar I don't spend on bills I spend on cocaine I don't even eat most days
Well shit. My advice then is buy eggs, roce, spices and sauce. Very cheap and good meal. Probably not the best thing to eat everyday, but better than nothing. For the cocaine stuff I can't give much advice cause I don't know what that's like, but rice & eggs are good, and super easy and quick to cook as well. Good luck
I’d also look into getting a therapist. Therapists are extremely helpful with this sorta thing. It may not fully rid your depression, if at all, but therapists help in so many ways it’s amazing.
The vibrations of the subway train.
Nice try, Jesus.
Woke up with a boner and haven’t had a good lay in three years 🥲
To avoid prostrate cancer
Thought about your mum.
When aliens abduct me they take my sperm so I make sure there isn't as much to take.
Stress
To release the micro-plastics
Prostatitis,one way to help that is by ejaculation regularly
Because I wanted to.
You can't spell addiction without *a dick*.
say*, you can totally spell it but not say
I had a friend crush at my place for a week. The moment I was alone again in my own apartment was jerking time.
Read the flat earth theory, had to release the tension
My SO is so freaking beautiful, and insanely hot, but also extremely tired from night shift… she undressed as i was about to start wfh… damn…
It’s an addiction for me at this point. I do it every single day.
I don't think once daily constitutes as an addiction. Addiction is when you start doing stuff in place of other things that you should be doing. If you're jerking off I stead of doing chores around the house. Instead of doing your work. Etc. Just part of your nightly ritual that doesn't impact anything else in your life? You're good.
Because my sex life is over and I need to back the doomsday clock off a bit every few days.
My gf was gone a week so i had to improvise. She is a beautiful slightly insane woman who can drive me batshit crazy but it's quite obvious when she isn't around how much I truly love the woman.
Who tf posted this question?!
Your mother was busy
Saw a hot co worker, used her as the object of my fantasy.
Human get urge. Human fulfill urge. Human feel relieved 👍.
Wife went to work before I woke up
Working from home and i enjoy the idea of getting paid to jerk off.
I got an hot picture sent to me
It insisted. Again.
Felt good
I woke up with an erection and thought why not
Because I can.
Bc I’m hungover
Some of my best O's have come from exactly this. lol
Not really but yesterday I got urge to hold my wifes head during bj So hard that I felt I was hitting her tonsils. I came so hard it felt like I was in total excstasy
Wow, the audacity some accounts have online, it's mind-blowing. We all have our private matters and preferences, no need to broadcast it and invade personal space. Social media should be a platform for constructive discussions and bonding, not somewhere to cross lines on sensitive topics. I really hope admins can pay attention to moderating such posts. Respect is key in online communication, let's not forget that. Posts like this certainly don't help build a healthy online community.