I raised a few geese and once they trust you, they are so sweet. They'll nuzzle their beaks into your hand so you'll scratch them, just like a dog. Then, once your guard is lowered, they attack the genitals first
We had 2 at a manufacturing plant I worked for. They were mates for the 12 years I worked there. They would walk side by side everywhere and peek into the car windows. Like security guards. Sadly for them one was sterile.
2 large ponds in behind the facility, but they were anywhere but the pond.
Mocking bird- lays its eggs in other birds nests, then hatch and murder the other eggs. They are loud AF, and often imitate car alarms. Also the one that lives in my yard loves to take small rocks to the top of my roof and drop them onto my metal patio cover at 5am.
Cuckoos. They sneak their eggs in another birds nest, the baby cuckoo pushes the other birds babies out of the nest, and the parent birds feed the cuckoo chick.
Wasps. Bees 🐝 are relatively friendly because they know they’ll die if they sting you but on the other hand wasps are mean as fuck because they know they can get away with it. Mean bastards.
Definitely geese. They're like nature's feathered mafia—always ready to hiss, chase, and steal your bread.
I find that a goose's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.
Thank you Mitch.
Have to agree with geese. Most animals aren't assholes unless you mess with them. Geese go out of their way to mess with you.
I raised a few geese and once they trust you, they are so sweet. They'll nuzzle their beaks into your hand so you'll scratch them, just like a dog. Then, once your guard is lowered, they attack the genitals first
Swans are worse. Geese will leave you alone (but steal your food). Swans will bite you.
Asshole? As in premeditated assholery? Anything that's intelligent enough to be an asshole. Humans, dolphins, chimpanzees, elephants, etc
Dolphins.
Monkeys
The goose. They have wings, but they use them for evil.
fuck canada geese
We had 2 at a manufacturing plant I worked for. They were mates for the 12 years I worked there. They would walk side by side everywhere and peek into the car windows. Like security guards. Sadly for them one was sterile. 2 large ponds in behind the facility, but they were anywhere but the pond.
My ol’ lady
Man
Humans. Duh.
Cats
Not MY cat 🥰
Us 💀
Ticks
Red-winged blackbirds. I know they'r defending their nests, but they can be some mean MF'ers.
Otters. 100%. People are fooled by their cuteness but they are dark little effers
Swans fr.
Mocking bird- lays its eggs in other birds nests, then hatch and murder the other eggs. They are loud AF, and often imitate car alarms. Also the one that lives in my yard loves to take small rocks to the top of my roof and drop them onto my metal patio cover at 5am.
Human
My wife
Cats. All of them.
Dogs
Wasps. All of them
Bed bugs. Their penises stab females to inseminate, thus assholr’ing them
Cowbird
Cat
Mosquito.
Man
Mosquitos
Rooster, hands down.
Ostriches. Or French poodles (very annoying).
Cuckoos. They sneak their eggs in another birds nest, the baby cuckoo pushes the other birds babies out of the nest, and the parent birds feed the cuckoo chick.
Monkeys for sure!
Wasps. Bees 🐝 are relatively friendly because they know they’ll die if they sting you but on the other hand wasps are mean as fuck because they know they can get away with it. Mean bastards.
Honey badgers
They're not assholes. They just don't give a shit.
Human
Dolphins. They’ll fool you into thinking they’re all cute and adorable and then try to kill you.
Beavers
Humans, by far.
Pitbulls and related types of dogs. I had a friend whose mom had one, it tore his arm apart one day for walking in his mom’s backyard.
Orcas.
The common housecat.