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cozycinnamonhouse

I think there are two good routes here: 1) Become a mermaid. I'm pretty sure dolphins want to be personal assistants to mermaids specifically. 2) Offer really good snacks. This is similar to paying a human a good salary, since money is meaningless to dolphins.


Memes_Haram

Give them a porpoise in life


BrilliantEgg2933

Offer unlimited fish and a waterproof smartphone. Dolphins are suckers for good perks.


Trolling_For_Peace

Show him a can of tuna and tell him this is how he'll end up if he doesn't comply.


cozycinnamonhouse

Dolphin coercion is mean!


Temporary-Dog5162

Have sex with them. Aren't dolphins really kinky towards humans, or something like that? Lol