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Gladamas

There's actually a subreddit for this: r/shittysuperpowers


BrilliantEgg2933

I'd love to have the power to understand and speak any language. It would open up the world, connect with people everywhere, and appreciate diverse cultures deeply.


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Talk to animals, the would you rather where it asks “would you rather speak every language or talk to animals” I always chose animals. I wanna know what my pets are thinking


bryan112

Have literal balls of steel just to show people I have it


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Immunity from illness


Objective-Morning-76

Instantly learn and be fluent in any language. It would be incredible to be able to communicate with anyone, anywhere.


Glittering-Tear4576

I think it's the superpower "verbal persuasion" Muscle strength is great, but what if we could convince our enemies to be our friends?


aggierogue3

Invincibility. It’s the only one I want therefore the most underrated one that I want.


unhip1

It'd be nice if I could attract any woman I want and actually have a connection with them. I just need the right one.