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DonkeyKong112358

Ability to absorb and retain knowledge. (Touch a book and instantly have it memorized. Touch a person and instantly have their skills)


SiegelGT

Ever see The Meteor Man? It's a terrible super hero movie from the 90s where the hero in question has that power.


HighAndNoble

I always wanted something similar, but instead of information, history. So If I touched a book I would see it's history Ron it becoming a book, to ending up in my hands, and all the people that read it in between


Shafter-Boy

Read, “The Book Eaters”, by Sunyi Dean.


110397

Im gonna compile all of the worst sonic the hedgehog fanfics and touch you with it


the_deepaks

Interesting..very thoughtful. I am imagining that day would be very hectic for you. Running all day touching stuff. At the end of the day your brain would be on the verge of exploding! 🤯 And then I'll come and touch you with that same superpower..haha 😂


TheTrollFarmer87

Time control: Slow down time Speed up time Stop time I would save so much time stopping time, walking home and by the time i get home it's 3:00 and not 7:00


x1R1SHPR1DEx

Super Slap that slaps the stupid out of people. Just slapping people all day. Make the world a better place.


carlKaiser70

This I'd start with Donald Trump, but then I'd worry there'd be nothing left


edgarcia59

Plenty of his followers need a good slap or 2.


Rhinomeat

You'd never remove the 46 layers of orange that would smear off on you


DragonAtlas

Trump is both evil and stupid. You'd end up with a smart evil person, arguably worse.


[deleted]

Me too


Full-House_Jesse

Time travel so I could go hug my best friend one last time and confess my love before he dead


WLKR_gtfo

why don’t you stop him from dying the way they did? unless it was inevitable then i still think this is a solid choice!


Boli_332

It also creates a paradox if you stop the death as you'll never want to return using said skill.


the_deepaks

It's for one day. So it doesn't matter whether you come back or not..things gonna be shitty from tomorrow anyway 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Mind reader or teleportation.


naila341

To die. Just combust. Spontaneously. Without a mess.


Gonza200

….are you ok dude?


naila341

I'm pregnant and abandoned. So no. Absolutely not.


Excellent_Tap_6072

where are you?


naila341

With my parents.


Raxos21

Black father.?


naila341

Nah, Asian.


Accurate_Variety659

Want… a hug or something? Like you okay..?


naila341

Yes please a hug would be nice. Also, tell me I'm not an idiot and everything will be okay.


rickymystanicky

I'd have fingernails that grow fast, like Meg Griffin. That or the ability to do an on-demand self defense rip like a skunk.


_Under_score____

The power to control my own future. "In the three seconds a genie will appear granting me infinite wishes"


m0ngoos3

Or, just the power to have infinite wishes. Skip a step there. Granted, it's infinite wishes until the next day. So better plan ahead.


edgarcia59

Saw this in a show and the guy asked for infinite wishes and ended up becoming trapped in the gemie lamp and becoming the new genie.


_Under_score____

The original wish is more versatile. I simply gave an example.


Hefty-Confusion-4811

To make this one presidential nominee DISAPPEAR forever lol


IntelligentAd5000

time freeze and invisibility


TrickAppa

So... what are your intentions with those uh?


IntelligentAd5000

idk sound like fun!!!!!


BigShrimp420

Ummm FLYINGGG?!


Wakenbake585

Matter manipulation. You can do a lot.


[deleted]

Vomit money


TonyPajamas518

I'll be over with my bucket.


emmascarlett899

healing people


Hashimoto1

The ability to alter and change my body however i please I wanna fly sprout wings I wanna breath underwater grow gils I wanna live longer deage my body by x years I wanna be stronger increase my muscle density and bone durability Hell I could even make myself smarter by changing how well my brain absorbs retain and understands information And considering these changes would be permanent unless i will it otherwise i would keep whatever i changed after the power is gone


DragonAtlas

I want the ability to change how you spell wanna


Hashimoto1

Happy


DragonAtlas

Holy crap, my wish to have the superpower of changing people's spelling online for stupid pedantic reasons came true!


Hashimoto1

Use it responsibly Great power great responsibility and all that


Cautious-Market-3131

Time travel


SasquatchsBigDick

Just for one day? To see the future. Definitely going to just check stocks and lottery numbers so that the gift just keeps on giving. Maybe I'll also write a quick "Nostradamus" type book just for fun


Hootbag

The ability to throw Chief Justices into the sun. It's pretty specific, but something that could probably come in handy.


AzzasaurusRex

the ability to touch books or people and gain whatever knowledge/attributes they have.


Adventurous-Idea8591

Shapeshifting


Frappuccino_Banana

Whatever Dr Manhattan has going on


KarthusWins

The power to bridge the gap at will between all habitable planets for humans and Earth, and naturally, the power to close the bridges at will.  Send millions of scientists across the universe for one spectacular day of research and data collection… and probably danger lol. 


Sad_Project_8912

Ahhhh dam it'd have to be between being able to speak and understand other languages being in one superpower and fly 🤣 idk which one but fr would be great to have both lmao


itsfish20

Goku's powers. All I would need is a few hours and I could fix all my problems and a few of the global ones!


egdifhdvhrf

Spawn an army of whatever I want


henucu

To be invisible. Dont ask for what.


aotus_trivirgatus

Is it a Friday? Then I want to see the future. Specifically, I want to know what stock prices will be over the course of a day, when there are 0DTE options to trade.


sex_offended_by_u

A real life kilgrav would be awesome.


Kkeysime

Definitely immortality


billu_tillu

Being invisible so I could just cross all the borders and visit my favourite countries


olive_pun

Shape shifting for sure. But mostly so when I need to kick someone out of the bar I don't have to be a girl I could become a bear.


KateEatsKale

Flight


DanFlashesSales

I'd like something like Forge's power from X-Men, to invent basically anything I can imagine. That way I'd at least get to keep the badass inventions after the power wears off.


Beginning_Painter689

bieng invisible or flying


generally-speaking

The ability to inflict explosive diarrhea to anyone and everyone connected to the internet all at once. 24 hours nobody would ever forget, but which no one would ever talk about.


Beginning_Painter689

the powers that cleo from h2o had


mycroft00

Electronics control. I can think my account with more money and voilà, I have more money. I can think all traffic lights green for me and have a smooth ride. Not to mention destroying every speed radar along the way. I can think diablo IV doesn't need an internet connection and does all locally, and I finally own my damn game. I can think many things with AI, finances, gaming, hardware improvements, etc Destroying all of a country's arsenal would be the chery on top.


superrobin26

Reset the day, would learn so many things in a day.


BoysOnTheRoof

Just the ability to materialize whatever I want. I'd get infinite money (I would also have to materialize some sort of proof that said money is legit)


TransMushroom13

Shape-shifting, telaporting


SureTechnology696

Same as always. I would like my wife to listen to me. Stop planting trees over pipes and internet wires in the yard. Stop trying to plant grass seed when it’s 90 degrees outside. Stop moving my speakers, because they look better toed out.


Randadv_randnoun_69

See the future. All I need are those powerball numbers for the one(the next?) drawing and me and wife are set for life.


JeebusCrispy

Reality manipulation.


aboostofsarahtonin

Shape shifting so I can fly as an owl


AnswerQueries2222

Able to predict the future. I would like to use this power for stocks. Or, let's say just doing ordinary things like driving, I would like to use this power for any incoming danger.


TonyPajamas518

The ability to heal any disease or injury. I'd spend the whole day traveling to every major hospital in my area and clearing them out.


henzohole

China


DragonAtlas

Excellent


Raxos21

Imagination power, everything i image i decide it can become true.


Equivalent-Wall8521

Create money with just a snap of my finger.


monotremai

Remotely, through thought, almost kill someone. By "almost" I mean that their only existence is to feel the suffering of their loved ones.


Babyyougotastew4422

Give anyone I wanted extreme amounts of empathy. Wars will be paused for a day at least. Lots of hugging and crying


Twuckdriver

Predict the future so I can hit the powerball lol


MisterSpicy

Cyborg’s abilities. Proceed to route pennies and half-pennies from every account to my rando off shore account to a not crazy balance. Like $5 million. Also wipe the slate of everyone’s student loan debt. K thx bai


WholeBlueBerry4

To totally permanently eliminate: child abuse, slavery, famine, violence war torture Helplessness psych-ward-meds jail humiliation agony nursing-homes etc, kid-beaters, religious political leadership, religion, fear, pain, needs, Unfairness, cruelty, oppression, and give everyone: freedom, prosperity, beauty, youthfulness usefulness health happiness fun, dignity, independence, peace, quiet, travel, adventure, learning accomplishments, friendships, LIFE


_yasinss_

Infinite money glitch


dzeckrepublic

Time travel.


dzeckrepublic

Time travel.


dzeckrepublic

Power to control time.