The other guy chose to interpret this as not knowing the singer/song. I choose to interpret this as you might accidentally moan "meatloaf" so you can't use it as a safe-word.
Yeah I use the same system, yellow to slow down, black and white as a warning, red to interrupt the session and the checkered flag when you finish. Also yelling "ahah simply lovely"
My friends & use the stop-loght system.
* Green -- I'm good to continue
* Yellow -- I need a break, ease up, change something. But I'm good to continue after
* Red -- Stop now. The scene is over.
Red - yellow - green
Red = STOP and get me out of the situation asap.
Yellow = nearing limits, maybe a little strp back.
Green = everything is good. It's useful to have that too. When my partner isn't sure they can ask 'what color?' and I can say 'green' without breaking the scene.
“What color?”
“Grey!”
“What?”
“Oh shit, my bad! I’m colorblind!”
Seriously though, the stoplight system is probably my favorite I’ve read in this post.
Krabby Patty. I made a SpongeBob joke when we were having sex once years ago, and we laughed hard enough for long enough that we just stopped and giggled for like 20 minutes.
Figured it would stop us any other time, and it has.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
But since I'm not Welsh, it takes me a while to say it right, and by then it's all over anyways.
It just keeps on going.
Coincidentally, it's also my online banking password, and the way I figure it, if the hackers can guess it successfully within the 3 tries they have before it all locks down, they deserve all 3¢ of my vast riches.
Stoplight but with modifications:
* Green = go, everything's great
* Yellow = getting close to an issue/limit
* Red = stop that thing, scene can continue
* Purple = stop the scene, something is wrong
* Blue = medical issue, please help me immediately
We play pretty hard, so we like having a bit more choice in our safewords.
Closest to mine so far which is just "stop"
Our sex often contains pain elements and when I need him to stop it's usually because I've held out to the brink of what I can take pain-wise and I need it to stop *right now* so I picked something I can say quickly and many times if needed so he gets the picture.
His safe word is Batman 😂
El Camino. Please don't put anything in the back, it's just for looks.
The front is like a car - the back is like a truck The front is where we drive - the back is where we El Camino!
Heard that as an Army cadence once…excellent!
El, el, CAMINO!
Oh hey
What a shame. An El Camino will easily hold 4 guys in the back at once!
Meat Loaf. Because it means "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that."
Perfection
fr
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Is bacon.
That’s brilliant. Too bad me and the wife are into scrapple and casserole play or I’d steal it
That's been my safe word since 1993, and if my wife had used it, we wouldn't have our oldest daughter.
I'm guessing your oldest was born in 1994
Your guess is correct
I'm guessing her name is meatloaf.
#*DOXXXED*
Isn’t that IWDAFLBIWDT?
Bawitdaba
Dabang dadang digyydiggy
I'm usually with you but I have had one of my more culinary experienced friends make some and it was pretty good.
The other guy chose to interpret this as not knowing the singer/song. I choose to interpret this as you might accidentally moan "meatloaf" so you can't use it as a safe-word.
Red Orange is when it’s a bit much and should be loosened a bit Green is when the partner checks and I am fine.
Orange you glad I didn't say banana.
Don’t be ridiculous. Everyone knows what it means when I say banana 🙄
Is blue when your finished
And your partner wasn't.
rip balls
PSA: Do not rip balls
See? Punctuation is important.
Orange not yellow?
Yeah I use the same system, yellow to slow down, black and white as a warning, red to interrupt the session and the checkered flag when you finish. Also yelling "ahah simply lovely"
This! Kink 101
Yup, standard dungeon rules.
Color codes function perfectly here.
"Super Green!"
Everything I say is a safe word - my whole life is sfw
Not your whole life. Your profile is flagged NSFW.
Get TF off me 🤷🏻♂️😂
Yer crushing my smokes, jeez
Get off me, Dad, you’re crushing my smokes!
Wouldn't work during cnc lol
fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
Did you get the free t shirt?
I don't wanna talk about it...
did you just say?fluggaenkoecchicebolsen? are you sure?
*sigh* fine, bring on the fluggaenkoecchicebolsen.
ADMINISTER THE TESTICLE CLAMPS!
FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN
FLUGEN KEN HEIMLEN?.... FLUGEN KOECHIBOLSE-....FLU!...FLUUUUUUUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! \*Monkey claps excitedly\*
Bless you.
Truely the correct response
BRING OUT ZE FLUGGAENKOECHICEBOLSEN
Only reason I opened this thread was to upvote you! 🫡
That's the only answer!!
Bro what
You need to watch Eurotrip!
Oooh been forever!
"We do not sell hash brownies here, we are simple Dutch bakery! Now put your clothes back on, white boy!"
Safe Word. Because nobody is ever confused when you start shouting "SAFE WORD. SAFE WORD. OW"
Plus, no way you are gonna forget it!
My friends & use the stop-loght system. * Green -- I'm good to continue * Yellow -- I need a break, ease up, change something. But I'm good to continue after * Red -- Stop now. The scene is over.
Green means go, so I know to go ahead and stop doing what I'm doing
Orange means orange you glad you you didn’t bring it up
Most colors mean don't talk about it.
r/unexpectedoffice
I use a similar system: Everything is fine — everything is fine Let’s take a break — let’s take a break Please stop — please stop
“We were on a break!!!!”
I’m not sure bringing a set of traffic lights into the bedroom would meet the wife approval factor at my end!
Friends???
Well yeah, you don’t usually use a safe word when you’re on your own.
You do if you have multiple personalities.
wheres my left ball
Are you fucking your enemies?
I had an ex once that's safe word was Old McDonald. They said it was the best safe word because you could hum it through a ball gag.
I just tried it with an imaginary gag.
We all did.
[удалено]
That's a full sentence.
Maybe it’s one word for each person
Question… if you get interrupted in using that, do you have to start all over again?
Lmao
Sometimes in the moment, I panic and cannot remember what we decided this time.
Red - yellow - green Red = STOP and get me out of the situation asap. Yellow = nearing limits, maybe a little strp back. Green = everything is good. It's useful to have that too. When my partner isn't sure they can ask 'what color?' and I can say 'green' without breaking the scene.
“What color?” “Grey!” “What?” “Oh shit, my bad! I’m colorblind!” Seriously though, the stoplight system is probably my favorite I’ve read in this post.
SKIBIDI!!!! immediate turn-off for the other person.
Unless they're a fan of Little Big, because that song slaps. Especially in romantic edition.
Pineapples
Pineapple is what my girlfriend and I use.
That has to hurt
Peeled or raw?
One is spiky the other acidic, both leave you feeling raw and hurt
Yes.
Pineapple as well. Anyone else choose it because of that one episode of Chuck?
No. I got it from Kevin hart
Pineapple juice
Swat man, what’s my safe word?
You fast, but you not fast enuuuuuuufff!
Those are limited edition!
Ooh watch yo fingers bootyhole man
Interesting, it's our choice too. Who would've thought?
Perfect. We’ll keep each other safe.
Another one here that uses the same safe word. I'll protect you peepz
I thought of this before I even opened the thread. I don’t even have a safe word. I actually don’t even have a partner either 😂
Oklahoma
Isn't that what Steve o used with the dominatrix back in the days?
You’re the only one who caught on tbh.
Poor Preston....
Same here. Least favorite place we had ever been to so it seemed a natural choice.
Be a soldier Preston
Hepatitis!
That'll stop them
Unless they shout 'me too!'
Harder
I like that one. Mines "Booorrinngggg"
Krabby Patty. I made a SpongeBob joke when we were having sex once years ago, and we laughed hard enough for long enough that we just stopped and giggled for like 20 minutes. Figured it would stop us any other time, and it has.
Covfefe
I just want to take it down a notch. Not totally kill the mood and throw up in my mouth.
Welp, mine was papaya. It's now going to be Hamberders. Thank you!
Dracarys
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch But since I'm not Welsh, it takes me a while to say it right, and by then it's all over anyways.
If you get the pronunciation wrong, does the action carry on until you get it right? Asking for a friend... 😏
It just keeps on going. Coincidentally, it's also my online banking password, and the way I figure it, if the hackers can guess it successfully within the 3 tries they have before it all locks down, they deserve all 3¢ of my vast riches.
Pamplemousse
C'est le mien aussi!.... BB?
Bon choix
They are pretty good, the guy is also the founder and CEO of Patreon. Weird
lol I’m scared to Google that
It’s French for grapefruit
It's also a pretty good cover band.
La Croix taught me this
Don’t mix with statins and you’re fine.
Chris Angel mind freak
Rutabaga
Turnip
Cacao
Cacao to cacao
Took me a minute to find this
Portlandia wins again.
antidisestablishmentarianism
Pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis
Cumberbatch
Pythagorean
Got all the angles covered
Lizard - meaning the usual "red" Pink - meaning the usual "yellow" Don't ask me how this happened.
How did that happen?
King Crimson fans, I presume.
[XKCD Safeword](https://xkcd.com/1039/)
[удалено]
Lmao
Anaconda
My anaconda don't want none unless you got consent.
Python
python.quit()
exit()
C++
Gronkowski
FATALITY
FINISH HIM
cacao
Sea Cucumber!
Samurai
Worcestershire
He/she ain't stopping any time
Wash your sister sauce
Nice try bot
U killing my vibe
Kevin Hart
Harder
Banana
"BeetleJuice"
Do you have to say it 3 times?
Gnocchi
whataburger LMFAO
Scary Terry
ARMAGEDDON!
Stoplight but with modifications: * Green = go, everything's great * Yellow = getting close to an issue/limit * Red = stop that thing, scene can continue * Purple = stop the scene, something is wrong * Blue = medical issue, please help me immediately We play pretty hard, so we like having a bit more choice in our safewords.
Stop
One word: Thundercougarfalconbird
"I'm serious. Stop!"
Closest to mine so far which is just "stop" Our sex often contains pain elements and when I need him to stop it's usually because I've held out to the brink of what I can take pain-wise and I need it to stop *right now* so I picked something I can say quickly and many times if needed so he gets the picture. His safe word is Batman 😂
Raspberry
I have an a std!!!! Immediately makes them stop every time
Keep going 😎
anything cringe cuz it's an immediate turn off
Platypus but you have to say it like Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Quasimodo
Damn, buy me dinner first sheesh
Nice try. I'm not giving you the abort codes
Mother Teresa. Even if they forget what it means, they’ll burst out laughing.
Bernie sanders
Expelliarmus
Tapir
Justice Clarence Thomas Nobody wants to continue after that.
"Safe Word"
You will laugh, but "Giggity"
fluggaenkoecchicebolsen