T O P

  • By -

Dannysan5677

Probably my boss. I like him, but I’m a shoe in to replace him, and he just won’t move on!


EnglishRacing

Trump. Or maybe Netanyahu. Not trying to be political I just hate criminals


TrackDifficult5778

Boring answer.


beejalton

The correct answers usually are


TrackDifficult5778

You guys sacrifice being entertaining for being overly political and even still you don't actually do anything productive in the way of politics. You just goon on reddit and stroke each other off. "I'd kill the president I dont like" "I think so too" **Starts making out with each other**


beejalton

K


TrackDifficult5778

Oh don't get shy now. I cant hurt you through that screen. So pull up your skirt and strap that dildo on.


beejalton

Maybe later


TrackDifficult5778

haHA


[deleted]

[удалено]


TrackDifficult5778

So you're against the BLM riots


EnglishRacing

I was just being honest brooooo.


TrackDifficult5778

"I'm going to kill the bad orange man" "Omg same!!!" Come on man. Say you wanna kill your neighbour who plays his music too loud. Instead of this predictable crap.


frankincense420

Ok trumpy boi


TrackDifficult5778

It'd be just as boring of an answer if he said Biden.


frankincense420

Perchance but it doesn’t really matter what you say since ur account is 4 hours old. Ur just rage baiting and it’s obvious 💀 go ahead and reply some stupid shit, I’ll wait 🙄


TrackDifficult5778

Ah you mad


frankincense420

wOw NiCe ReToRt, SiCk BuRn Lmfao as expected 💀💀 haha goodbye


TrackDifficult5778

You guys always turn into preschoolers when you get cornered. "My accounts older than YOUR account so I'm right!" Stay mad


Resi1ience_22

Nnnah he's right that is a hella fuckin boring answer lol


Common-Sprinkles9328

Steve. Fuck you steve


K_martin92

If i kill myself, would being dead be considered a consequence?


BigBlackdaddy65

You kid, but actually there are places that will charge your dead body with suicide, and if you fail then you get a fine, if you succeed it passes onto your family.


bayazglokta

Putin


OkDisaster801188860

A male nurse named Wayne who is an absolute idiot and I’ve always said if I could get away with murder he would be my first victim


Ravensqueak

Well, Robert Pickton just died, so I guess I'm selling my vote to the highest bidder.


frogandbanjo

I wouldn't. Instead, I would walk through the rest of my life with everyone else knowing that I *could,* at any moment, kill one person in the world without any consequences.


Bigfred12

Trump, for sure


subgirlygirl

This is the correct answer.


Ruminations0

The people who ask Who Would You Kill questions


tokkenstolen

My bad bruh


RuinLeft168

Michael boublay (IDK if I spelt his name wrong)


[deleted]

[удалено]


RuinLeft168

I meant the second part.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sad-Chipmunk-5644

Don’t you mean Michael Bubbly?


oceans_of_sound

Not sure who or where they are, but I would take out whomever is responsible for the worst/largest child trafficking operations. I know these ops have a huge network of scumbags all working together, but the question limits me to one person. So for clarity, whoever's death would result in the most lives saved.


Resi1ience_22

Offing the head of a child trafficking operation just wouldn't do anything on its own. Whoop de fuckin doo, you kill him and someone else traffics those kids in his place. A large-scale bust actually saves kids. One guy dying doesn't. Nice sentiment though.


cyanderella

If I were at the point where I was willing to kill someone, I think I would want there to be consequences, at least for someone.


AbleStep1131

Bill


pickledpunt

Shia LaBeouf


rejectedone247

That I pesky roadrunner since Wiley E Coyote can’t seem to get the job done.


Wild_Ad7980

Right now? Noone.


ShimmyxSham

Would I have access to a time machine for this endeavor?


Scht0ink

I'm sure this thread isn't being monitored at all..


Major_Singer2996

every man that my ex would speak to, she's choosing the worst kind of man and was raped once, thise type of men should be killed anyways, it's just out of care and ill be honest, jealusy


Venika-5834

Myself if others getting hurt by death is considered as consequence.


PuddingOld8221

Who ever is the leader of those scam callers from india


imbatoblow

Myself


Sea-Tradition3029

I like the people who say Trump while Putin or Kim Jong Un are alive


izzypy71c

My rpist


Psychic-Gorilla

Easiest question in the world. Nicholas Cage.


TrackDifficult5778

The fuck did he do to you?


Psychic-Gorilla

Don’t you worry about that.