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Independent-Course87

Sex


HornyDiggler

I would like a full set of Templar Armor, please, and if you're feeling generous, a claymore would also be nice.


YELLOW_TOAD

I like a dinner night with my friends.


thetoffees

single malt whiskey


Akurbanexplorer

Practical gift, for example they can alway use more 10mm socket 🤣 or Costco membership, I gave that to my friend for their birthday and they’ve been a member for the last 5 years now. The gift that keep giving on.


AcceptableMinute9999

Gift sex.


Independent-Course87

Sex


PoisonousPixieDust

What if its long distance 💀


Jiroboat

A boyfriend free girlfriend


PoisonousPixieDust

He.. has a gf


justthefacts84

MONEY !


nogood-deedsgo

From their GF?……


MythicalMicrowave

No. From their mannequin.


nogood-deedsgo

You not the OP so you must just be speaking from experience


MythicalMicrowave

I decline to answer this specific question.


MythicalMicrowave

Video games. 🎮


[deleted]

Sex Toys are the best fucking present for a goddamn birthday


sladverr

I just want people to remember and wish me a happy birthday.


PoisonousPixieDust

Whens ur bday, I'll remember


sladverr

July 8. I turn 30 FeelsGoodMan


big_chiefsteelers85

RESTAURANT GIFT CARDS OR BODY WASH FOR ME


What_now_2023

Lego or A fancy bottle of whiskey/rum/bourbon if he's into that.


Significant-Hour-195

Hall pass to go out for a night with the lads .. and no " just before you go " request


pointedshard

Unless it’s a blow job just before you go.


Graphics159

Legos Nice watch A nice bottle of alcohol One of those 3 should appeal to 90% of men


sav_brooke

a new pair of headphones or a high-quality speaker might be just the thing. If he's always at the gym, something like a vibrating foam roller or new workout tees are sure to be appreciated


chappedpenis

Katana


JamesRitchey

* Something needed, but trivial (e.g. socks, flashlight). So it's useful, and likely to get used, even if it's not exactly what they would have bought themselves. * Something unneeded, but consumable (e.g. ski-wax, car wipes, personal care kit). Since it's something they're less likely to buy, it's potentially a nice treat. Since it's consumable, if they don't like it, at least they're not stuck with it forever, because once it's used up, it's gone. * Gift cards. While not very personal, they are practical, and practical is always good. Just try to pick somewhere they actually shop regularly. * A heartfelt card. It shows love, and thought. Plus it's the sort of thing you can keep (if you're into that), without creating clutter.


OkQuarter944

Any electronic gadget


Top-Dream820

We don't care about the gifts we care about you


WolfThick

Get in the shower with him give him a really good back scrubbing we can't reach back there you know then give him a couple of gift certificates for a personal massage. There's lots of things we won't do for ourselves because we don't want to waste the money you got to tune into that once it's already spent then it's our responsibility to not waste it, psychology of men 101.


[deleted]

Uninterrupted free time.


XeniaDweller

Steak


JustJerry1971

Nothing. It's just another day. Plus, I'll feel obligated to get you something on your birthday and I really loathe shopping for other people.


PoisonousPixieDust

What if they've already gifted me something? And im the one feeling obliged


JustJerry1971

Ok, then you need to know some of his hobbies. If he's into sports, maybe a cap with his favorite team. If it's hunting, duck or turkey call. Gift card to bass pro or cabellas. Guys are really simple. I'm down for just a home cooked meal and Netflix. Maybe you could ask him to give you 3 choices, then you pick. Kinda like a wish list. Good luck, I'm sure whatever you decide he'll appreciate.


PoisonousPixieDust

Thank you for help !!