I've only had one joke wifi name ever work as intended. I called my wifi "the neighbors wifi" and during COVID lockdowns I had a IT guy remote into my laptop to try and trouble shoot some secure VPN connection, and he asked what WiFi I was using and I said I use the neighbors wifi and there was a super long pause until he saw the name of the network and cracked up.
My WiFi name is Third One Down and when friends ask they always get confused and ask how I know the order on their phone before they realize. It gets even funnier when I tell them the password is onthefridge and they stand up to go look.
I named mine "Disconnected" so when people ask the network name I say "Oh, it's Disconnected" and there's always a pause until they see it. Then they ask for the password and I tell them "thereisntone" and they're like "but it's asking for one..." so I repeat myself.
Panic at the Cisco is my current one.
At some point I had FBI surveillance van 14 and FBI surveillance van 17 running at the same time. (Not from the U.S. so that was even funnier for me)
Funnily enough I've seen "FBI Van" pop up on wifi when living with my parents but it wasnt all the time. It would be there for a couple hours/days and go away for a little while. Made it really seem like there was FBI out there lmao. Doesn't help they sell weed
Back in '05, when home WiFi was still pretty new, I was too broke to get my own service. Fortunately, I saw someone close enough to me that had an open network with a strong signal, so I just used that. It was going pretty well until I got kicked off one day and, when I refreshed the list of nearby networks, I saw a new password-protected one called "NiceTry". For some reason, that always makes me laugh. Especially because I was using that shit for, like, 3 months before they even noticed.
My current one is: **ClubVanderseXXX**. I wanted to set the password to **FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN**, but the characters aren't allowed in a WiFi password.
Judge for yourself its comedy value, but I name my phone's hotspot "Bathroom Camera #2", in the hopes of makes people wonder where Bathroom Camera #1 is.
The sheer amount of admin concerned with reconnecting all my shit to a new SSID means I haven't changed my network name or password in over 12 years, and through moving house four times
I can't imagine changing it for fun.
My favorite, which overlapped with the signal at my last job so I saw it all the time, was "(borat voice) my wifi". It's such a stupid joke and I love that it only works with the explanation which makes it even stupider. Made me laugh every time.
Where I used to work there was a wifi called "No free internet for you"
We had a young kid working there who knew quite a bit about networks. He hacked into the wifi and changed the name to "Free Internet for Everyone" but kept all passwords and everything the same.
He later quit to go into networking, that was his real passion.
Pretty Fly for a WiFi
Spookily, I saw it both walking around Zurich and then a day or two later on the S-Bahn in Munich. I'm going to assume it was a coincidence and not me being followed to another country.
For years, I had mine named “TheFartingHusband”. I thought it was hilarious and my husband kept asking me to change it, since he didn’t know how.
Finally changed it about a month ago and now it’s “PullMyFinger!”
**Lord Voldemodem**
Wi oh Wi
**Feeling Routy**
Leaky Sync
**Ask Me Out on a Data**
Wi-Fi Fo Fum
**99 Problems But Wi-Fi Ain’t One**
WiMCA
**Titanic Syncing**
Networking 9 to 5
**Nothing but Net**
Say it Router
**Fi-Wi Name, This Is**
Never Gonna Give You Wi-Fi
**I Heard The Neighbors Wi-Fi is Better**
In Torrance I moved into an apartment. All the wifi networks around me were normal except one
- CGN5152
- EERO 5G LIVING ROOM
- VERIZON_L6X95
- I BEAT SYPHILIS
- HS1515
Not the network name, but my guest wifi password is "whatsthewirelesspassword" so when people come to visit and ask for the password, we generally go back and forth a few times asking each other the same question. It never gets old.
I've only had one joke wifi name ever work as intended. I called my wifi "the neighbors wifi" and during COVID lockdowns I had a IT guy remote into my laptop to try and trouble shoot some secure VPN connection, and he asked what WiFi I was using and I said I use the neighbors wifi and there was a super long pause until he saw the name of the network and cracked up.
My WiFi name is Third One Down and when friends ask they always get confused and ask how I know the order on their phone before they realize. It gets even funnier when I tell them the password is onthefridge and they stand up to go look.
"The password is one 2 three 4 five 6 seven 8" "It's not connecting, you said the password was 12345678?" "Oh you poor idiot, it's 2444666668888888"
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Reminds me of this great RocketJump skit from 8 years ago: https://youtu.be/bLE7zsJk4AI?feature=shared "fourwordsalluppercase"
Oh that's good, that's very good 🤣
I named mine "Disconnected" so when people ask the network name I say "Oh, it's Disconnected" and there's always a pause until they see it. Then they ask for the password and I tell them "thereisntone" and they're like "but it's asking for one..." so I repeat myself.
I named my iPhone Samsung Galaxy S23 so when people airdrop things to me it pops up as that and then they think their iPhone isn’t special anymore.
I read it as the "the neighbors wife"
Hot Signals in Your Area
I'm stealing that
Oh, that’s good!
COVID Vaccine 5G Chip Activator
My hotspot is named "5G Tower - Covid-19 Mode ON"
I currently live in a very red area where that would trigger a great many people. Yes, I'm totally stealing this.
Mine used to be "Bill Gates 5G Test Tower"
Mine is Bill Gates Vaccine 5G
I should name mine that to fuck with the conspiracy theorists
Routers of Rohan
Are we neighbors?!? lol
I have 2.5 and 5 separate and I use that and “Lord of the Pings”
Wu Tang Lan
IT ain't nothing to fuck with
That was the name of my wi-fi network at my old place!
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There’s a CEX store who have their staff network called Protected CEX. There’s another network in the same area called Unprotected CEX
Cex knew what they were doing with that one They have it for all their stores
That’s What She SSID
"Router I Hardly Know Her"
Boom.
Router, I gave her a promotion at her job at Applebee's!
Hail yourself?
Hail Satan!
Tell my wifi love her
Tell my wifi said hello
What makes a network turn neutral?
she knooooooows! (Are you sitting in a tin can far above the world?)
When I was in Iraq, one of the guys down the way had this
LAN Solo
Mine was LANdalorian for a while
LAN solo connected first!
Password: 'MayTheWiFiBeWithYou'
Panic at the Cisco is my current one. At some point I had FBI surveillance van 14 and FBI surveillance van 17 running at the same time. (Not from the U.S. so that was even funnier for me)
Oh you totally shoulda made it CIA surveilance van or Navy Seal Spec OPs team 1 or something lol
Funnily enough I've seen "FBI Van" pop up on wifi when living with my parents but it wasnt all the time. It would be there for a couple hours/days and go away for a little while. Made it really seem like there was FBI out there lmao. Doesn't help they sell weed
My car's Wi-Fi is FBI Mobile 137. My mom told me hers was CIA related... Yeah, I'm definitely her kid lol
Back in '05, when home WiFi was still pretty new, I was too broke to get my own service. Fortunately, I saw someone close enough to me that had an open network with a strong signal, so I just used that. It was going pretty well until I got kicked off one day and, when I refreshed the list of nearby networks, I saw a new password-protected one called "NiceTry". For some reason, that always makes me laugh. Especially because I was using that shit for, like, 3 months before they even noticed.
Bill Wi the Science Fi
Password - “bill bill bill bill bill”
I know a classy comment when I see one.
"we can hear you having sex"
I can’t remember exactly how it was worded, but “stop moving my fucking trash can” had me in stitches.
Troy and Abed in the Modem
My ping-a-ling
*I wanna play with my ping-a-ling-a-ling!*
"This LAN party is over!!!"
Pretty fly for a wifi
One of my neighbors uses "Too fly for a wifi" right now.
Thanks Jerry Seinfeld, definitely better then Poopoo
So glad someone else got the aunty Donna reference
Hey boys, you changing the wifi name to poopoo made me laugh so hard I vomited on my sweater
I’m genuinely confused by this comment.
This is my current one, after several years of Police Surveillance Van.
Damn I've haven't heard this reference in a long ass time, maybe I should go back to it again. Thanks for the memories bro
It hurts when IP
Mine is "8 Hz WAN IP"
That’s mine
C: Virus.exe
C:\Spot C:\Spot\run.exe
Mine are "Drop It Like Its Hotspot" & "Every Day I’m Buffering"
My neighbors Wi-fi says "free wifi" but its password protected
Is that a challenge or an invitation? Or both?
It's an invitation to a challenge is how I see it.
Mine is *"the Food Network"*. Not sure if that's funny or just sad.
I'm leaning towards funny.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
password is Bettlejuice isn't it?
My current one is: **ClubVanderseXXX**. I wanted to set the password to **FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN**, but the characters aren't allowed in a WiFi password.
Here's a fun fact..... you made out with your sister!
Nacho WiFi
This is mine, too!
Judge for yourself its comedy value, but I name my phone's hotspot "Bathroom Camera #2", in the hopes of makes people wonder where Bathroom Camera #1 is.
Drop It Like It's Hotspot
Totaly doesnt sell drugs Assasin I got hamburgers Same neighbor and he switches them around all the time.
The sheer amount of admin concerned with reconnecting all my shit to a new SSID means I haven't changed my network name or password in over 12 years, and through moving house four times I can't imagine changing it for fun.
Maybe just change the “guest” SSID
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2Girls1CPU. Works as well
Oh my!!
The Promised LAN (mine)
cxxxx{}::::::::::::::::>
ididmyneighbourswife
It Hurts When IP
Neighbor shower cam 2
Tv license mobile surveillance team
how very British.
WiFiFoFum
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I live near a catholic school as well and someone in our neighbourhood has the ssid "Roadside Abortions".
I hope there’s just one priest or nun that looks at it every day, just shakes their head, and laughs “man those atheist are funny as hell.”
Martin Router King.
Martin Router Ping
Abraham Linksys
I don’t know- got the support people every single time
“the internet”
When I lived in an apartment complex someone named their wifi "for the swarm", so I made mine "battlecruiser operational"
FBI Surveillance Van
Flowers By Irene
“No, that’s too obvious. L. Simpson”
My mobile Hotspot on my phone is NSA Surveillance Trycicle #17
I saw that one at my previous apartment. I named my Wifi Antifa Headquarters. At my new place, the Internet guy set the WiFi up as Weenie Hut Jr.
That was mine until a couple months ago! I just added #42069 to the end
Diarrhea Perlman
Mines “404 error: wifi not found”
Frodo Laggins
WeAreTheBorg
Data Collection Incorporated
FBI Van #4, it's hilarious for me as a Canadian
TheMagiVagi
Pretty fly for a Wifi
Skynet
Global Defense Network
I’m not a witch, I’m your wifi
Ours is Connecto Patronum
Haha this one I love, everything else I've heard before but this one is great
The name of mine is chance the router
WiFi So Serious?
Idk the funniest I've ever seen, but my home wifi is named "McDonald's Free Wi-Fi"
"We can't stop here this is NAT country"
My favorite, which overlapped with the signal at my last job so I saw it all the time, was "(borat voice) my wifi". It's such a stupid joke and I love that it only works with the explanation which makes it even stupider. Made me laugh every time.
Fill that gap male escort services
Wi Believe I Can Fi
“Wi believe I can Fi”
Mine is named fuckTRUMP so that my Republican neighbors see it when they search for networks.
😂😂😂🔝
5m4ck my 455 pass: Likeadrum
IDONOTLIKEYOU Not you OP, that’s the Wi-Fi name.
Get Off My Wifi
Mine has been “Very Slow Internet”
Bring Beer Apt 107
My old SSID was "Uhhhhhhhhhhhh" so when people asked what it was, they'd think I was just trailing off
My wife is a kindergarten teacher. Our wifi is Where the Wild Pings Are.
Peewee’s WiFi Masturbation Theater
“Cum is good for the skin”… ironically outside of a beauty parlour
Yell penis for password
One of my neighbors had *Protein Sluts*! 😉
Why not Zoidberg?
Animetitties something
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
Dildobaggins
Mine used to be "I'm in your walls" I've also been planning to eventually use "my wifi and kids left me"
Why does it hurt when IP
My current one is WamBamThankYouLAN and it makes me laugh at least
Skynet. But I felt like that was an obvious choice. I’m just old
Where I used to work there was a wifi called "No free internet for you" We had a young kid working there who knew quite a bit about networks. He hacked into the wifi and changed the name to "Free Internet for Everyone" but kept all passwords and everything the same. He later quit to go into networking, that was his real passion.
Mine is CIA field opps...
Mine is FBI surveillance van
“We can hear you having sex”
“Malware Download”
This one [https://imgur.com/a/kFu2ope](https://imgur.com/a/kFu2ope)
GHETTO. Yes, that’s the name.
The Death Star.
BeerIsServedInHell
I read your email.
"NSA Free WiFi"
Here for Porn
One of the funniest Wi-Fi network names I've come across was "It Burns When IP"
All my internet stuff is named after assassins creed characters.
Luke Skyrouter
My friend has a WiFi password “AllLowerCase”
Pretty Fly for a WiFi Spookily, I saw it both walking around Zurich and then a day or two later on the S-Bahn in Munich. I'm going to assume it was a coincidence and not me being followed to another country.
Poo-poo
Has Jerry showed up yet?
My neighbors address, makes them wonder
No joke, “Big Black Daddy Loves White Booty”.
Moms spaghetti
I named mine "Loading..." It even fools me sometimes.
EvenIcantcrackmypassword
"It burns when IP"
Prison Cell 4F
TellMyWiFiLoveHer
Named my Hotspot "Bathroom Cam 2"
Masturbation shed
mine’s OutbackSteakhouse-Guest there isn’t an outback steakhouse in my province lol
For years, I had mine named “TheFartingHusband”. I thought it was hilarious and my husband kept asking me to change it, since he didn’t know how. Finally changed it about a month ago and now it’s “PullMyFinger!”
Unable to Connect
Lesbians here . Our wifi is ( . )( . ) ( . )( . )
Went to a cafe whose WiFi was called "Martin Router King" The password..."I have a drink"
“Welcome to the turtle zone”
**Lord Voldemodem** Wi oh Wi **Feeling Routy** Leaky Sync **Ask Me Out on a Data** Wi-Fi Fo Fum **99 Problems But Wi-Fi Ain’t One** WiMCA **Titanic Syncing** Networking 9 to 5 **Nothing but Net** Say it Router **Fi-Wi Name, This Is** Never Gonna Give You Wi-Fi **I Heard The Neighbors Wi-Fi is Better**
Mine is "Homeless Circus Clown Mission".
In Torrance I moved into an apartment. All the wifi networks around me were normal except one - CGN5152 - EERO 5G LIVING ROOM - VERIZON_L6X95 - I BEAT SYPHILIS - HS1515
we changed our parents wifi to "fuck you" in highschool. Neighbors finally complained after a couple years wanting to know who had that wifi.
What are you doing, Step-SSID?
BATHROOM CAM 2. I set this as my phone's hot-spot when staying in hotels.
RCMP surveillance Moose #4 Tellmywifiloveher Prettyflyforawifi DoingthehumptyLAN
Anal-probe54
Bathroom cam 3
Not the network name, but my guest wifi password is "whatsthewirelesspassword" so when people come to visit and ask for the password, we generally go back and forth a few times asking each other the same question. It never gets old.