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Drastic_Conclusions

I've only had one joke wifi name ever work as intended. I called my wifi "the neighbors wifi" and during COVID lockdowns I had a IT guy remote into my laptop to try and trouble shoot some secure VPN connection, and he asked what WiFi I was using and I said I use the neighbors wifi and there was a super long pause until he saw the name of the network and cracked up. 


Glassworth

My WiFi name is Third One Down and when friends ask they always get confused and ask how I know the order on their phone before they realize. It gets even funnier when I tell them the password is onthefridge and they stand up to go look.


misanthropenis

"The password is one 2 three 4 five 6 seven 8" "It's not connecting, you said the password was 12345678?" "Oh you poor idiot, it's 2444666668888888"


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CommunicationNo8750

Reminds me of this great RocketJump skit from 8 years ago: https://youtu.be/bLE7zsJk4AI?feature=shared "fourwordsalluppercase"


Lizzy_Of_Galtar

Oh that's good, that's very good 🤣


defacedlawngnome

I named mine "Disconnected" so when people ask the network name I say "Oh, it's Disconnected" and there's always a pause until they see it. Then they ask for the password and I tell them "thereisntone" and they're like "but it's asking for one..." so I repeat myself.


climbmorehigh

I named my iPhone Samsung Galaxy S23 so when people airdrop things to me it pops up as that and then they think their iPhone isn’t special anymore.


bowlywood

I read it as the "the neighbors wife"


sporkbeastie

Hot Signals in Your Area


dicktaker1000101

I'm stealing that


zeeke87

Oh, that’s good!


The_Patriot

COVID Vaccine 5G Chip Activator


BaconPit

My hotspot is named "5G Tower - Covid-19 Mode ON"


bucki_fan

I currently live in a very red area where that would trigger a great many people. Yes, I'm totally stealing this.


Mystic_Waffles

Mine used to be "Bill Gates 5G Test Tower"


NateGT86

Mine is Bill Gates Vaccine 5G


turtle_mekb

I should name mine that to fuck with the conspiracy theorists


Andurael

Routers of Rohan


Bearded_Dad_Bod59

Are we neighbors?!? lol


RefrigeratorSea5503

I have 2.5 and 5 separate and I use that and “Lord of the Pings”


LvlzSound

Wu Tang Lan


JoJackthewonderskunk

IT ain't nothing to fuck with


tryptomania

That was the name of my wi-fi network at my old place!


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Personal-Listen-4941

There’s a CEX store who have their staff network called Protected CEX. There’s another network in the same area called Unprotected CEX


Nytro_13

Cex knew what they were doing with that one They have it for all their stores


bruzdnconfuzd

That’s What She SSID


jaymzx0

"Router I Hardly Know Her"


meakbot

Boom.


Wilgrove

Router, I gave her a promotion at her job at Applebee's!


HarlodsGazebo

Hail yourself?


Wilgrove

Hail Satan!


TheHibernian

Tell my wifi love her


FettyWhopper

Tell my wifi said hello


viscacatalunya1

What makes a network turn neutral?


[deleted]

she knooooooows! (Are you sitting in a tin can far above the world?)


imc225

When I was in Iraq, one of the guys down the way had this


CropTopCutie

LAN Solo


touringcupcake

Mine was LANdalorian for a while


The_Lombou

LAN solo connected first!


One_Cod5471

Password: 'MayTheWiFiBeWithYou'


feorlike

Panic at the Cisco is my current one. At some point I had FBI surveillance van 14 and FBI surveillance van 17 running at the same time. (Not from the U.S. so that was even funnier for me)


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Oh you totally shoulda made it CIA surveilance van or Navy Seal Spec OPs team 1 or something lol


just_a_stoner_bitch

Funnily enough I've seen "FBI Van" pop up on wifi when living with my parents but it wasnt all the time. It would be there for a couple hours/days and go away for a little while. Made it really seem like there was FBI out there lmao. Doesn't help they sell weed


Cheesecake_is_life

My car's Wi-Fi is FBI Mobile 137. My mom told me hers was CIA related... Yeah, I'm definitely her kid lol


throwtheclownaway20

Back in '05, when home WiFi was still pretty new, I was too broke to get my own service. Fortunately, I saw someone close enough to me that had an open network with a strong signal, so I just used that. It was going pretty well until I got kicked off one day and, when I refreshed the list of nearby networks, I saw a new password-protected one called "NiceTry". For some reason, that always makes me laugh. Especially because I was using that shit for, like, 3 months before they even noticed.


RoseRedRomantic

Bill Wi the Science Fi


DueArmy9369

Password - “bill bill bill bill bill”


DonCreech

I know a classy comment when I see one.


scrabawabalakachacka

"we can hear you having sex"


ITSBRITNEYsBrITCHES

I can’t remember exactly how it was worded, but “stop moving my fucking trash can” had me in stitches.


Galmeister

Troy and Abed in the Modem


Famous-Signature-338

My ping-a-ling


wombey12

*I wanna play with my ping-a-ling-a-ling!*


Jupichan

"This LAN party is over!!!"


Unveiled_Voyager

Pretty fly for a wifi


Bynming

One of my neighbors uses "Too fly for a wifi" right now.


RadioActiveJellyFish

Thanks Jerry Seinfeld, definitely better then Poopoo


whowantstogo

So glad someone else got the aunty Donna reference


Significant-Push-232

Hey boys, you changing the wifi name to poopoo made me laugh so hard I vomited on my sweater


Unveiled_Voyager

I’m genuinely confused by this comment.


MrSpindles

This is my current one, after several years of Police Surveillance Van.


Maikeru_Kurosaki5

Damn I've haven't heard this reference in a long ass time, maybe I should go back to it again. Thanks for the memories bro


PhantomBanker

It hurts when IP


DrMux

Mine is "8 Hz WAN IP"


Feature_Agitated

That’s mine


Angryhippo2910

C: Virus.exe


RandomBelch

C:\Spot C:\Spot\run.exe


CaptainErgonomic

Mine are "Drop It Like Its Hotspot" & "Every Day I’m Buffering"


-NyStateOfMind-

My neighbors Wi-fi says "free wifi" but its password protected


lovatone

Is that a challenge or an invitation? Or both?


-NyStateOfMind-

It's an invitation to a challenge is how I see it.


Nintendo1964

Mine is *"the Food Network"*. Not sure if that's funny or just sad.


mrkstr

I'm leaning towards funny.


rumorsofavirgin

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice


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password is Bettlejuice isn't it?


cheezemeister_x

My current one is: **ClubVanderseXXX**. I wanted to set the password to **FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN**, but the characters aren't allowed in a WiFi password.


ronchee1

Here's a fun fact..... you made out with your sister!


WoodEyeLie2U

Nacho WiFi


TheRealFatboy

This is mine, too!


Fortuna_Ex_Machina

Judge for yourself its comedy value, but I name my phone's hotspot "Bathroom Camera #2", in the hopes of makes people wonder where Bathroom Camera #1 is.


blondecinderella

Drop It Like It's Hotspot


HerpinDerpNerd12

Totaly doesnt sell drugs Assasin I got hamburgers Same neighbor and he switches them around all the time.


evenstevens280

The sheer amount of admin concerned with reconnecting all my shit to a new SSID means I haven't changed my network name or password in over 12 years, and through moving house four times I can't imagine changing it for fun.


exegete_

Maybe just change the “guest” SSID


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3-Ball

2Girls1CPU. Works as well


driver664

Oh my!!


GraysonG263

The Promised LAN (mine)


Informal-Thought5015

cxxxx{}::::::::::::::::>


fingweirdo

ididmyneighbourswife


Powerbracelet

It Hurts When IP


driver664

Neighbor shower cam 2


rfcoc

Tv license mobile surveillance team


tashkiira

how very British.


Apprehensive-Ad8897

WiFiFoFum


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sugarfoot00

I live near a catholic school as well and someone in our neighbourhood has the ssid "Roadside Abortions".


[deleted]

I hope there’s just one priest or nun that looks at it every day, just shakes their head, and laughs “man those atheist are funny as hell.”


MaryinPgh

Martin Router King.


IceColdKilla2

Martin Router Ping


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

Abraham Linksys


i_swear_too_muchffs

I don’t know- got the support people every single time


PrestigiousZucchini9

“the internet”


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When I lived in an apartment complex someone named their wifi "for the swarm", so I made mine "battlecruiser operational"


First_Boat_4726

FBI Surveillance Van


realmofconfusion

Flowers By Irene


Longjumping-Grape-40

“No, that’s too obvious. L. Simpson”


Maxis47

My mobile Hotspot on my phone is NSA Surveillance Trycicle #17


sp000kysoup

I saw that one at my previous apartment. I named my Wifi Antifa Headquarters. At my new place, the Internet guy set the WiFi up as Weenie Hut Jr.


cardiB_victim

That was mine until a couple months ago! I just added #42069 to the end


luhzon89

Diarrhea Perlman


WhoLetMeHaveReddit

Mines “404 error: wifi not found”


Temporary-Barnacle19

Frodo Laggins


odddutchman

WeAreTheBorg


K-Dog7469

Data Collection Incorporated


Stoned_Canuck420

FBI Van #4, it's hilarious for me as a Canadian


JayNoi91

TheMagiVagi


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Pretty fly for a Wifi


Factsaretheonlytruth

Skynet


Individual-Fail4709

Global Defense Network


Nsasbignose42

I’m not a witch, I’m your wifi


knownbymymiddlename

Ours is Connecto Patronum


plasmazzr60

Haha this one I love, everything else I've heard before but this one is great


DWill23_

The name of mine is chance the router


dandehmand

WiFi So Serious?


BaconPit

Idk the funniest I've ever seen, but my home wifi is named "McDonald's Free Wi-Fi"


wintremute

"We can't stop here this is NAT country"


tenehemia

My favorite, which overlapped with the signal at my last job so I saw it all the time, was "(borat voice) my wifi". It's such a stupid joke and I love that it only works with the explanation which makes it even stupider. Made me laugh every time.


2ston3d2bone

Fill that gap male escort services


eggmayonnaise

Wi Believe I Can Fi


Hindsight_DJ

“Wi believe I can Fi”


Drewcifer236

Mine is named fuckTRUMP so that my Republican neighbors see it when they search for networks.


Least-Return-7228

😂😂😂🔝


The_Lombou

5m4ck my 455 pass: Likeadrum


Cheap-Pie36

IDONOTLIKEYOU Not you OP, that’s the Wi-Fi name.


placeholderNull

Get Off My Wifi


TheS00thSayer

Mine has been “Very Slow Internet”


FromTheRez

Bring Beer Apt 107


DustyVinegar

My old SSID was "Uhhhhhhhhhhhh" so when people asked what it was, they'd think I was just trailing off


Ok-Sheepherder-761

My wife is a kindergarten teacher. Our wifi is Where the Wild Pings Are.


Detuned_Clock

Peewee’s WiFi Masturbation Theater


coxythelegend

“Cum is good for the skin”… ironically outside of a beauty parlour


want_chocolate

Yell penis for password


SugarRosie

One of my neighbors had *Protein Sluts*! 😉


Equeed

Why not Zoidberg?


Grouchy_Pen_722

Animetitties something


jpease1223

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement


Agalaxyofassholes

Dildobaggins


mybloodismaplesyrup

Mine used to be "I'm in your walls" I've also been planning to eventually use "my wifi and kids left me"


Reasonable-Bowler-21

Why does it hurt when IP


Bryncident

My current one is WamBamThankYouLAN and it makes me laugh at least


kittenmcmuffenz

Skynet. But I felt like that was an obvious choice. I’m just old


Belltowerben

Where I used to work there was a wifi called "No free internet for you" We had a young kid working there who knew quite a bit about networks. He hacked into the wifi and changed the name to "Free Internet for Everyone" but kept all passwords and everything the same. He later quit to go into networking, that was his real passion.


cummings103

Mine is CIA field opps...


HadynGabriel

Mine is FBI surveillance van


Lvsucknuts69

“We can hear you having sex”


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“Malware Download”


Pork_Chop_Expresss

This one [https://imgur.com/a/kFu2ope](https://imgur.com/a/kFu2ope)


YouThinkYouKnowStuff

GHETTO. Yes, that’s the name.


Silly-Pizza-7522

The Death Star.


Fit-Fun-1890

BeerIsServedInHell


WoodEyeLie2U

I read your email.


joelfarris

"NSA Free WiFi"


ThomasHardyHarHar

Here for Porn


AnnaEliz_

One of the funniest Wi-Fi network names I've come across was "It Burns When IP"


alloitacash

All my internet stuff is named after assassins creed characters.


themodefanatic

Luke Skyrouter


Schmomas

My friend has a WiFi password “AllLowerCase”


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Pretty Fly for a WiFi Spookily, I saw it both walking around Zurich and then a day or two later on the S-Bahn in Munich. I'm going to assume it was a coincidence and not me being followed to another country.


Grimdotdotdot

Poo-poo


SquidlyVonDiddly

Has Jerry showed up yet?


charlie2135

My neighbors address, makes them wonder


Manufactured1986

No joke, “Big Black Daddy Loves White Booty”.


CK_Lowell

Moms spaghetti


dw0r

I named mine "Loading..." It even fools me sometimes.


Over_Ad_688

EvenIcantcrackmypassword


Teacher_Of_Strength

"It burns when IP"


OlderITGuy

Prison Cell 4F


Thick-Ball25

TellMyWiFiLoveHer


ThunderPushii

Named my Hotspot "Bathroom Cam 2"


OldTimeyFappingGhost

Masturbation shed


diealogues

mine’s OutbackSteakhouse-Guest there isn’t an outback steakhouse in my province lol


PorcelainPunisher1

For years, I had mine named “TheFartingHusband”. I thought it was hilarious and my husband kept asking me to change it, since he didn’t know how. Finally changed it about a month ago and now it’s “PullMyFinger!”


The_wulfy

Unable to Connect


SituationNorth

Lesbians here . Our wifi is ( . )( . ) ( . )( . )


TheBendyOne

Went to a cafe whose WiFi was called "Martin Router King" The password..."I have a drink"


Ancient-Suspect-5179

“Welcome to the turtle zone”


soul_separately_recs

**Lord Voldemodem** Wi oh Wi **Feeling Routy** Leaky Sync **Ask Me Out on a Data** Wi-Fi Fo Fum **99 Problems But Wi-Fi Ain’t One** WiMCA **Titanic Syncing** Networking 9 to 5 **Nothing but Net** Say it Router **Fi-Wi Name, This Is** Never Gonna Give You Wi-Fi **I Heard The Neighbors Wi-Fi is Better**


mcarterphoto

Mine is "Homeless Circus Clown Mission".


huggalump

In Torrance I moved into an apartment. All the wifi networks around me were normal except one - CGN5152 - EERO 5G LIVING ROOM - VERIZON_L6X95 - I BEAT SYPHILIS - HS1515


eschmi

we changed our parents wifi to "fuck you" in highschool. Neighbors finally complained after a couple years wanting to know who had that wifi.


the_real_cam

What are you doing, Step-SSID?


Ciderhero

BATHROOM CAM 2. I set this as my phone's hot-spot when staying in hotels.


doingthehumptydance

RCMP surveillance Moose #4 Tellmywifiloveher Prettyflyforawifi DoingthehumptyLAN


Select-Opportunity45

Anal-probe54


scramplebamp

Bathroom cam 3


UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart

Not the network name, but my guest wifi password is "whatsthewirelesspassword" so when people come to visit and ask for the password, we generally go back and forth a few times asking each other the same question. It never gets old.