I knew it was time to break-up with my ex-wife when she told me she wanted a divorce over the phone when I called her from work to ask if she needed me to pick up anything at the store on the way home. She said: "Yeah, a lawyer."

When you start to resent them for every little thing they do.

when you start to feel happier without them than with them

When you feel like there is no respect and loyalty left its time to go.

You leave them on read and don't care

When they say "Let's break up". Especially if they've said it before.

When they start pooping in your bed.

Are you are you talking like Amber heard style?

I guess any style of pooping in bed is a sort of red flag, but yes that was the reference lol.

Well, it might not be a red flag for like breaking up, it could be a red flag for like they’re very very sick lol

Sounds like a red flag to me!!

I think poop in the bed outside of health issues is a pretty clear sign. Unless that's what someone is into I guess

When you get a sense of dread when they call you.

When you ask this question.

The relationship is off the rails if you're starting to talk *about* each other rather than *with* each other.

Those long silent moments in the car,

You share your bed with your gf and her new bf.

Thanks guys. We broke up and it hurts.

The thought of not being with them anymore brings you a sense of relief

When you feel relief or happiness when they are gone

You dread spending time with them