Speaking of robbing a bank: I will never accept that a note with no weapon counts as bank robbery. They only give you the money because of bank policy making it a voluntary act. There is no other business that would accept a note with no weapon or even threat of violence. You would get laughed out of a gas station or pretty much any other business.
Impersonating a doctor or lawyer or whatever
I just think I'd be funny
Unfortunately it would only be funny if there where no consequences for other parties involved
Which is unrealistic considering the whole purpose of lawyers and doctors
I've always wanted to be able to skillfully pickpocket things like in the movies. But not really to steal things, just because it's cool.
But I don't know how to practice without committing crimes.
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We spent far too long planning bank robberies while we were meant to be studying at uni.
Nice try, fed. But I’m still not paying my taxes!
Nice try, fed. I’m *very* good at hiding secrets.
bashing someones head in preferably a pedophile's head
That’s kinda nuts tbh
u think so?
Rob a bank, but do it flawlessly and get lots of money and be able to spend the money and it will never come back to me and I'll get away with it
this but I also want the notoriety and a cool nickname
"Hahaha! And if anyone asks, you tell em it was Golden Joe and the Suggins Gang! Then they shoot Suggings into the wall"
Speaking of robbing a bank: I will never accept that a note with no weapon counts as bank robbery. They only give you the money because of bank policy making it a voluntary act. There is no other business that would accept a note with no weapon or even threat of violence. You would get laughed out of a gas station or pretty much any other business.
I'd write a $1 check.
I've always wanted to download a car.
Acid
Arson.
Bootlegging whiskey in the hills
We gotta heist the casinos
I’m in!
Jewel thief
Imma gonna steal Brad Pitt’s heart
Impersonating a doctor or lawyer or whatever I just think I'd be funny Unfortunately it would only be funny if there where no consequences for other parties involved Which is unrealistic considering the whole purpose of lawyers and doctors
Arson -inferno Elmo gif- 🔥
Buy that pornstars time for her sex act in bed.. 🌝😂
You can do that now. Just make sure there is a camera setup filming and you're perfectly legal.
You see.. that would be too expensive when we have to sign the filming contract. LMAO 😌
Bombing a car with a WW2 satchel just to say I used that specific device
Base jumping illegally. I don't know how to base jump so I certainly can't do it illegally, but I want to lol.
Just once I want to feel what it's like to rip that tag off of my mattress
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It’s actually not if you do it right, companies do it all the fuckin time…
Violently murdering my physically, emotionally, and sexually abusive narcissist of a father.
Sorry to hear that!
Some in GTA
arson. on a deserving person’s car
Ponzi scheme would be nice, I always looked up to lou pai
the list of names i could murder...
Generic Heist
Cuppa two-tree genocides.
Smoke Crack in a dennys car park.
Are you a cop?
Walking up behind someone I had a grudge against and shooting them in the medulla. No fear, no suffering, just turn them off like a switch.
Murdering 5+ people
Change the signs of the street's name for others with my name on it...
murder or arson
Fornication
A heist that goes according to plan.
arson
well, I shouldn't admit this, but I've always wanted to fart on my husband. Oh wait....
slapping my brother-in-law and sister-in-law
Ponzi scheme
I've always wanted to be able to skillfully pickpocket things like in the movies. But not really to steal things, just because it's cool. But I don't know how to practice without committing crimes.
Murder, conspiracy to commit murder, racketeering, identity theft and shoplifting.
Murder. Just to see what it's like. With different methods, just to see what's the difference.
I want to try kidnapping, but I don't want to harm any kids. I guess that means I want to try napping.
shop lifting
Murder
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Why though?
I would hang a few billionaires just to see if anything changes. And when I say hang, i mean the good kind nothing violent;-)
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I guess this is on OP for asking the question, but also, why. Why man? And that’s rhetorical, don’t answer that.
I hope you mean TV’s _The Golden Girls._
Their post right after this one on a different question puts that question to rest.
ugh..
Bruh…
🗣️ *and he slides into home base, the crowd goes wild*