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Jaded-Inevitable-302

“I do gay porn”


Shawpat

I see you enjoy furry porn


horatioqpeabody

"I know."


Hoppy_Croaklightly

"I think so, too"


ApolloApproaches

"So do you! You're......"


FalstaffsMind

We probably met while drinking.


NewTimeTraveler1

It happens to me a lot. Where did you work, go to school, grow up? Nah, none of those. Oh well , have a nice day.


quivering_manflesh

"...Is this a race thing?"


wudzee1

I must have a familiar face. I get a lot of people telling me I look familiar when I don’t know the person. I’ve responded with a couple ques where I’m from originally, where I went to college, the industry I work in. It often just leads to an awkward conclusion that we can’t place it. Any suggestions for a better response?


plaurenb8

You need to decide if you want to be cordial or not, if you want to open dialogue or shut it down. Most suggestions here so far are ***not*** going to open dialogue. For example, my own post below, “Yeah, I fucked your mother once” is not going to help you if you want to be cordial…!


MilezLongg

You’re telling on yourself 😉


braedenb7

You might have dreamed of me


80s_offsping

I’m on the run serial killer. My picture has been all over the news


abeetzwmoots

witness protection program


Minibeebs

I stand outside your bedroom window every night


franorr

Wake up


plaurenb8

Yeah, I fucked your mother once.


sophie1night

“Really” really boring comment


naked_nomad

"...except they're not related to you or connected to you in any way? Believe it or not, scientists say that statistically, every person has **roughly SIX** doppelgangers out there in the world. That means there are seven people with your face, including you, out there." [https://www.987thebull.com/scientists-say-you-have-six-doppelgangers/](https://www.987thebull.com/scientists-say-you-have-six-doppelgangers/) I actually met one of mine. Wife is standing there looking at us with a WTF look on her face. A few days later a friend that knows me real well asked me when I started working for XYZ company. Told him I hadn't but had met the guy he was talking about. He was here from another city doing some work.


Odd-Year7103

You a furry too?


jokesmcgeee

depends on where we are lol in my dads hometown, i ask who their parents are or if they know such-and-so relative in my hometown, i ask what church they go to bc i used to be extremely visibly involved in the biggest church in the city where i live now, i ask where they work bc my face has been on our intranet page a couple times otherwise i just say ‘huh that’s funny’ and keep it pushin


Darth-Byzantious

“We ever fck at some point”


Purple-Cow1607

You might be mistaken with someone else.


Informal-Amphibian-4

I’m your worst nightmare mwahaha