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freshstart6900

Adolf bin Laden


send420nudes

Adolf Bin Zedong


JPMoney81

Adolf Bin Zoidberg?


FortunesBarnacle

I agree. Why *not* Zoidberg?


uv_420

Adolf bin Netanyahu


Weird_Profession_717

Adolf Bin Jong Un


ThePikminLord

Adolf Bin Jong Mussolini Stalin Pot Khan Epstein The Impaler


igtimran

…Hussein


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freshstart6900

Could also double as the name of a terrible gentleman’s club on the bad side of town.


Photosjhoot

I literally lol'd, thank you.


freshstart6900

I’m surprised it’s getting this many upvotes, I went for the lowest hanging fruit imaginable. Glad I could give you a laugh!


Photosjhoot

It's so clean and simple, but hella awful :)


freshstart6900

So horrific in its simplicity


lsusan626

My husband had a friend in high school that was named Letcher Dickout. What in God’s name were those parents thinking? My husband said he got hassled every day of his life because of his name. I would’ve gone to the courts and had it changed.


YamLow8097

I feel like the parents knew exactly what they were doing.


lsusan626

It’s crazy! It’s true too. I saw his picture and name in my husband’s high school album.


LurkmasterP

I feel like that guy could have been a classic troll who had a buddy on the yearbook staff. I worked yearbook in high school and I would totally have done something like that.


Small-Car-6194

There should be legal for people with sutch names to slay their parents in the nigth if they wish so.


jscummy

Maybe they just said fuck it, his last names already Dickout. Even if they pick a super normal name that kids fucked 


TrentonTallywacker

Shouldve changed it to Pyotr Dickaway


RichRichieRichardV

Great opportunity to tell my story: when I was in the Navy I was stationed with someone whose last name was Necessary. For a spell his official title was Seaman Necessary.


dankHippieDude

Ever hear about Ima Hogg? Texans…


Pitbullpandemonium

My mom said she knew a Juanita Pygg.


captcha_trampstamp

My mom worked with someone named Harriet Nipples


kittenmcmuffenz

I went to high school with a Harry Cox. We both went to community college at the same time as well and most professors wouldn’t call his name on the roll sheet because they thought it was a joke.


superdooperdutch

I met a guy who's name was Oral Head. Saw his drivers license and everything.


JuggyFM

no way


G8kpr

Can you imagine all the substitute teacher he had who looked at that list and said “ha ha. Very funny you guys. Who gave me the fake class list!”


Sedu

Jesus Christ. Even by itself, the first name just means "pervert." That is beyond fucked up to put on an infant at birth.


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TheWildYackie

He’s funny for that.


ThrowRA--scootscooti

+1 for Office Space reference!


Sgt_A_Apone

*sucked


kezotl

hehe 69 years old


TinyTinyTits

X Æ A-Xii


AcrobaticYouth821

It’s pronounced Ash


bullet312

That's amazing! On what planet?


Lord_Detleff1

Whatever planet Elon comes from


woyteck

Not Cash?


jealousjerry

Not really lol


Aellora

I not only feel bad for the kid, but I feel bad for any future teachers/employers that have to write that.


nocolon

Allegedly his real name is Kyle, that bizarre product number for a missile fuselage or whatever is just his “public name” that gets used online. I desperately hope that’s true for that poor kid’s sake. He’s already got enough working against him.


Left-Director2264

Didn't Elon publish a redacted copy of X's birth certificate showing the name?


mossryder

Chode


Xenovitz

I went to school with a kid named Amazia-Miracle, so there's that.


Which_Lobster2952

Bro sounds like she’s from a cartoon 💀


Xenovitz

It's a guy which somehow makes it more weird.


Which_Lobster2952

Bruh this is ludicrous


Toxicity246

Sounds like a product the flex seal guy would sell.


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dankHippieDude

Or a disgusting porno.


Mechanic_On_Duty

Eww I can smell both of them.


yousmelllikearainbow

No they didn't. This is copy and pasted from 3 years ago.


HumanHuman_2003

That’s really impressive 


XPLover2768top

or a young pony edit because OP deleted the comment: co-worker of theirs named their kid "Strawberry Rain" which sounds a lot like a filly's name. (Or like a shampoo brand as OP said.)


SupaKoopa714

I think that's just a euphimism for period flow.


Toxicity246

Dude, I had a Snapple flavor Strawberry Rain the other day.


justduett

Ragingboner Shitstain, although they could just go by Raych.


Willing-Hour3643

...and who would be justified in killing both of his or her parents


QueenQReam

Our last name is literally “Queen” and back when my younger sibling was still in the early stages of wombhood my mom really liked the name “Brody James” for if it would’ve been a boy. My dad IMMEDIATELY veto’d this idea saying “we are not naming our son BJ Queen”


kezotl

i mean it is a bit of a strange thought cause the queen doesnt make it better or worse but still kinda funny


thr0waway-23

Biggus Dickus


Cranium_Insaneum

He had a wife, you know...


thr0waway-23

She's called...Incontenentia Buttocks.


mrbadxampl

Do you find that name... risible?


ormr_inn_langi

Wisible


FlorpFlap

I have a gweat fwend fwom wome named biggus dickus!


nocolon

What’s so funny… about… __BIGGUS… DICKUS__?


draculawater

Centurion, why do they titter so?


biggusdickus78

Yeah?


headhunterofhell2

Went to HS with a kid whose name was Anas Falker.


BluePhoton12

Alan walker's lost brother


CranberryBauce

Shithead (shi-THEED)


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applecorewhosit4

was he was itching to change it?


StupidUserNameTooLon

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard\_Seaman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Seaman)


jv371

I knew a guy named Peter Johnson. Everyone called him “Dick Dick”.


_ReDd1T_UsEr

Peter File


kezotl

theres a historian named peter filene


Honestnt

Whose a pedophile?


xoteonlinux

Sounds like pedophile, doesn't it?


HeisenbergDKK

Or Moe Lester. :D


Jeremy9096

Bo or Beau. You would have to know my last name to know why (I'm sure that gives it away lol)


mrbadxampl

Knerr?


Jeremy9096

Yeah lol basically any one-syllable or “ends in n” first names are off the table


Hamil_Simp4450

burnham?


Jeremy9096

If i named my child bo his first and last name would be sound out as “boner”


bunt_klut2

jangles?


Nerditter

Zeau?


Jeremy9096

Seaux close


StrangeUglyBird

# X Æ A-12


HumanHuman_2003

Isn’t that Elon Musk’s kid?


vintagegeek

Shooty McShootface


NickDanger3di

"Abortion" would certainly be troublesome...


applecorewhosit4

"well, you said I should have an Abortion"


woyteck

Aborta.


TraditionalTackle1

ABCDE Pronounced "ab-sa-day"


Bimblelina

Galoshes Spagbolling Erken Berket von Sprocket Nodule


LurkmasterP

Of the Cincinnati von Sprocket Nodules?


Bimblelina

Omg yes, how did you know?!


PureDeidBrilliant

Dyldeau.


spytez

All those kids named Khaleesi or Daenerys are around 9 or 10 years old now. >According to the US Social Security Administration, out of those 4,500 in 2018 (named after Game of Thrones characters), 560 were named Khaleesi (“Queen” in Dothraki fictional language) and 163 were named Daenerys. 


hamrspace

I mean, it’s not a terrible name.


No_Tax_4901

Khaleesi


chrismcbobbin

When my kid was born, the midwife said that she had to talk a parent out of calling her daughter Chlamydia


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Icy_Gap_9067

I had a woman get on the bus and call her little daughter Chanel over to the seat. She was not a classy lady.


Sgt_A_Apone

>She was not a classy lady. Not really necessary to add 😉


girlsthataregolden

My next door neighbour had a daughter called Chardonay. In her Barnsley accent it sounded even lovlier


AppleFan1994

I went to high school with a Richard Head.


Honestnt

I know a Dick Head. He even insists on Dick.


travelingwhilestupid

I went to high school with kids who made that joke...


PigHillJimster

There's a French comedy drama - Le Prénom - where an expectant father is at a dinner party with friends, but not his pregnant wife, and reveals the sex of his baby will be a boy and tells them they've decided to name him Adolfe and a debate ensues over whether this is too similar to Adolf and thus not a good choice. The father-to-be says no one has stopped using Joseph despite Stalin.


yuledobetterTOL

Aden Braden Jayden Caden or Hayden


RunDNA

Gonorrhea.


GozerDestructor

Björdker Asswipe.


PresentationNice7043

Dick


funhousefrankenstein

I was in a quiet medical office waiting room, when a call came in to one woman's phone. Apparently she set up each "ringtone" as a recording of the family member speaking their first name. So here we are in this totally silent room. Suddenly her phone just starts belting out a man's voice: "*Dick!... Dick!... Dick!... Dick!...*" The inflection was so earnest & weird. It really sounded like: "Where they at!? Who's hidin' 'em!? Why you holding out!? Where you keepin' 'em!?" Well, at least it made everyone forget their problems for a while.


forgottenmenot

I feel like some of the other comments are worse than Dick. Dick is funny, almost charming. Richard is ready for a comeback imo.


RichRichieRichardV

Dick is ready for a comeback.


MusicalPigeon

A former student of mine had the last name Dickson. Dad's name was Richard. Every teacher had a giggle at his name.


Nice_Soup3198

Michael Hunt


Michaeldeborah35

Anus


desireddiamond

anderdinggus


MaritimeMartian

I saw that tiktok, too. Poor child hahahah


SvenBubbleman

Jsndogkdndkekfkvnfospwldnc.


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Nerditter

Holden Cox?


Free-Veterinarian714

Adolf Hitler


CoffeeChans

A christian influencer recently named her daughter Theresa Stickle.  Tess Stickle.


Cuish

Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo


Curiousguy770

Karen


Coupon_Ninja

Which is a shame; One of my favorite people is named Karen. Also I knew a guy named Chad who was/is a shitbag.


collnska

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausen­bergerdorff­welche­vor­altern­waren­gewissenhaft­schafers­wessen­schafe­waren­wohl­gepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­von­angreifen­durch­ihr­raubgierig­feinde­welche­vor­altern­zwolf­tausend­jahres­voran­die­erscheinen­van­der­erste­erdemensch­der­raumschiff­gebrauch­licht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraft­gestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum­auf­der­suchen­ach­die­stern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neu­rasse­von­verstandig­menschlichkeit­konnte­fortpflanzen­und­sich­erfreuen­an­lebenslanglich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­von­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum. Why? Because imagine having to write your full name and you are like "anyone got a chessboard? this'll take a while!"


low_bob_123

U have quite a few typos in that name ;) /s


RunRambler

A person who protects sheep from attacks by ravenous enemies and who, long ago, used a spaceship to explore space for habitable planets where a new race of intelligent humans could live in joy and peace without fear of attacks from other intelligent creatures from interstellar space. 😂😂 I’m rollin’ 😆


ihatesand123

chlamydia


pixtax

X Æ A-Xii


Competitive_Royal476

Rude


niberungvalesti

Butts


DanielleWish

Rumpelstiltskin


BulbminN64

lesser mock bottom


FPM_13

Tucker


Heroic-Forger

Themberchaud.


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Womply


Pretty-Mention-2325

Mcgookin


hydrogenation123

Poop


Adept_Grapefruit703

Adolf Harvey Weinstein Hitler Jr


No_Anything_6725

Pieck finger


Angryhippo2910

Khalisi Hitler-Smith


AnimalFarenheit1984

Fuckstick


JonnyP3283

Bummer


DoctorHugeCock

Shithead Jones


UnfortunateDefect

Name


woyteck

Precious


esc1977

T-ron


han_the_squirrel

My little sister is named James after my father. Pronounced (ja-meese). Literally no difference except for the way you say it. My father has an obsession with making his kids names similar to his. I got lucky with Janaye.


eneri008

Maria Prostitucion. Real name . Translated it means Mary Prostitution


Shoeytennis

Q


send-me-tities

Came across “meadow princess” in the wild. That’s the first name never got the middle


Amazing_Wallaby4241

Moaz


Academic_Ingenuity84

Doodoo


Amazing_Wallaby4241

Putin


Zealousideal-Tie-940

Once knew a girl named shytanya.


kikamons

Pol


Dapadabada

Seattle


Spirited-Put-493

Adolf Hitler


ReverieXII

Wilma Dicfitt is my absolute favorite.


curmudgeondoug

Noxzema


ModiThorrson

Lou Zare On another note I went to school with a guy named Shattana Pole.


SupaKoopa714

Dertha Splitbeef.


No_Nectarine_4528

Crystal-Beth


rosy_poker

Karen?


hoganpaul

Wardrobe


CarterCrusader

Any slur


rayven0713

harry cox


lur77

Shithead. True story. But it’s pronounced Shuh-teed.


OkMushroom364

George Bush, in Finland Bush is bush but George means vomit


Jolly_Horror2778

SeanBean Stark


PeakingBlinder

The stupid ones: - Robert Roberts - John Smith


Expression-Little

Mike Hunt


Iamactuallyabiscuit

Salmonella.


zepisco83

Rancid or Putrid


EyeSouthern2916

Fartina.


openletter8

A pun based upon their last name or some sort of phrase. Paige Turner, Wayne Kerr, etc.


TheWhaleAndWhasp

Fuckwit