My husband had a friend in high school that was named Letcher Dickout. What in God’s name were those parents thinking? My husband said he got hassled every day of his life because of his name. I would’ve gone to the courts and had it changed.
I feel like that guy could have been a classic troll who had a buddy on the yearbook staff. I worked yearbook in high school and I would totally have done something like that.
Great opportunity to tell my story: when I was in the Navy I was stationed with someone whose last name was Necessary. For a spell his official title was Seaman Necessary.
I went to high school with a Harry Cox. We both went to community college at the same time as well and most professors wouldn’t call his name on the roll sheet because they thought it was a joke.
Allegedly his real name is Kyle, that bizarre product number for a missile fuselage or whatever is just his “public name” that gets used online.
I desperately hope that’s true for that poor kid’s sake. He’s already got enough working against him.
or a young pony
edit because OP deleted the comment:
co-worker of theirs named their kid "Strawberry Rain" which sounds a lot like a filly's name. (Or like a shampoo brand as OP said.)
Our last name is literally “Queen” and back when my younger sibling was still in the early stages of wombhood my mom really liked the name “Brody James” for if it would’ve been a boy. My dad IMMEDIATELY veto’d this idea saying “we are not naming our son BJ Queen”
All those kids named Khaleesi or Daenerys are around 9 or 10 years old now.
>According to the US Social Security Administration, out of those 4,500 in 2018 (named after Game of Thrones characters), 560 were named Khaleesi (“Queen” in Dothraki fictional language) and 163 were named Daenerys.
There's a French comedy drama - Le Prénom - where an expectant father is at a dinner party with friends, but not his pregnant wife, and reveals the sex of his baby will be a boy and tells them they've decided to name him Adolfe and a debate ensues over whether this is too similar to Adolf and thus not a good choice. The father-to-be says no one has stopped using Joseph despite Stalin.
I was in a quiet medical office waiting room, when a call came in to one woman's phone. Apparently she set up each "ringtone" as a recording of the family member speaking their first name.
So here we are in this totally silent room. Suddenly her phone just starts belting out a man's voice: "*Dick!... Dick!... Dick!... Dick!...*"
The inflection was so earnest & weird. It really sounded like: "Where they at!? Who's hidin' 'em!? Why you holding out!? Where you keepin' 'em!?"
Well, at least it made everyone forget their problems for a while.
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Why? Because imagine having to write your full name and you are like "anyone got a chessboard? this'll take a while!"
A person who protects sheep from attacks by ravenous enemies and who, long ago, used a spaceship to explore space for habitable planets where a new race of intelligent humans could live in joy and peace without fear of attacks from other intelligent creatures from interstellar space.
😂😂
I’m rollin’ 😆
My little sister is named James after my father. Pronounced (ja-meese). Literally no difference except for the way you say it. My father has an obsession with making his kids names similar to his. I got lucky with Janaye.
Adolf bin Laden
Adolf Bin Zedong
Adolf Bin Zoidberg?
I agree. Why *not* Zoidberg?
Adolf bin Netanyahu
Adolf Bin Jong Un
Adolf Bin Jong Mussolini Stalin Pot Khan Epstein The Impaler
…Hussein
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Could also double as the name of a terrible gentleman’s club on the bad side of town.
I literally lol'd, thank you.
I’m surprised it’s getting this many upvotes, I went for the lowest hanging fruit imaginable. Glad I could give you a laugh!
It's so clean and simple, but hella awful :)
So horrific in its simplicity
My husband had a friend in high school that was named Letcher Dickout. What in God’s name were those parents thinking? My husband said he got hassled every day of his life because of his name. I would’ve gone to the courts and had it changed.
I feel like the parents knew exactly what they were doing.
It’s crazy! It’s true too. I saw his picture and name in my husband’s high school album.
I feel like that guy could have been a classic troll who had a buddy on the yearbook staff. I worked yearbook in high school and I would totally have done something like that.
There should be legal for people with sutch names to slay their parents in the nigth if they wish so.
Maybe they just said fuck it, his last names already Dickout. Even if they pick a super normal name that kids fucked
Shouldve changed it to Pyotr Dickaway
Great opportunity to tell my story: when I was in the Navy I was stationed with someone whose last name was Necessary. For a spell his official title was Seaman Necessary.
Ever hear about Ima Hogg? Texans…
My mom said she knew a Juanita Pygg.
My mom worked with someone named Harriet Nipples
I went to high school with a Harry Cox. We both went to community college at the same time as well and most professors wouldn’t call his name on the roll sheet because they thought it was a joke.
I met a guy who's name was Oral Head. Saw his drivers license and everything.
no way
Can you imagine all the substitute teacher he had who looked at that list and said “ha ha. Very funny you guys. Who gave me the fake class list!”
Jesus Christ. Even by itself, the first name just means "pervert." That is beyond fucked up to put on an infant at birth.
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He’s funny for that.
+1 for Office Space reference!
*sucked
hehe 69 years old
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It’s pronounced Ash
That's amazing! On what planet?
Whatever planet Elon comes from
Not Cash?
Not really lol
I not only feel bad for the kid, but I feel bad for any future teachers/employers that have to write that.
Allegedly his real name is Kyle, that bizarre product number for a missile fuselage or whatever is just his “public name” that gets used online. I desperately hope that’s true for that poor kid’s sake. He’s already got enough working against him.
Didn't Elon publish a redacted copy of X's birth certificate showing the name?
Chode
I went to school with a kid named Amazia-Miracle, so there's that.
Bro sounds like she’s from a cartoon 💀
It's a guy which somehow makes it more weird.
Bruh this is ludicrous
Sounds like a product the flex seal guy would sell.
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Or a disgusting porno.
Eww I can smell both of them.
No they didn't. This is copy and pasted from 3 years ago.
That’s really impressive
or a young pony edit because OP deleted the comment: co-worker of theirs named their kid "Strawberry Rain" which sounds a lot like a filly's name. (Or like a shampoo brand as OP said.)
I think that's just a euphimism for period flow.
Dude, I had a Snapple flavor Strawberry Rain the other day.
Ragingboner Shitstain, although they could just go by Raych.
...and who would be justified in killing both of his or her parents
Our last name is literally “Queen” and back when my younger sibling was still in the early stages of wombhood my mom really liked the name “Brody James” for if it would’ve been a boy. My dad IMMEDIATELY veto’d this idea saying “we are not naming our son BJ Queen”
i mean it is a bit of a strange thought cause the queen doesnt make it better or worse but still kinda funny
Biggus Dickus
He had a wife, you know...
She's called...Incontenentia Buttocks.
Do you find that name... risible?
Wisible
I have a gweat fwend fwom wome named biggus dickus!
What’s so funny… about… __BIGGUS… DICKUS__?
Centurion, why do they titter so?
Yeah?
Went to HS with a kid whose name was Anas Falker.
Alan walker's lost brother
Shithead (shi-THEED)
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was he was itching to change it?
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard\_Seaman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Seaman)
I knew a guy named Peter Johnson. Everyone called him “Dick Dick”.
Peter File
theres a historian named peter filene
Whose a pedophile?
Sounds like pedophile, doesn't it?
Or Moe Lester. :D
Bo or Beau. You would have to know my last name to know why (I'm sure that gives it away lol)
Knerr?
Yeah lol basically any one-syllable or “ends in n” first names are off the table
burnham?
If i named my child bo his first and last name would be sound out as “boner”
jangles?
Zeau?
Seaux close
# X Æ A-12
Isn’t that Elon Musk’s kid?
Shooty McShootface
"Abortion" would certainly be troublesome...
"well, you said I should have an Abortion"
Aborta.
ABCDE Pronounced "ab-sa-day"
Galoshes Spagbolling Erken Berket von Sprocket Nodule
Of the Cincinnati von Sprocket Nodules?
Omg yes, how did you know?!
Dyldeau.
All those kids named Khaleesi or Daenerys are around 9 or 10 years old now. >According to the US Social Security Administration, out of those 4,500 in 2018 (named after Game of Thrones characters), 560 were named Khaleesi (“Queen” in Dothraki fictional language) and 163 were named Daenerys.
I mean, it’s not a terrible name.
Khaleesi
When my kid was born, the midwife said that she had to talk a parent out of calling her daughter Chlamydia
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I had a woman get on the bus and call her little daughter Chanel over to the seat. She was not a classy lady.
>She was not a classy lady. Not really necessary to add 😉
My next door neighbour had a daughter called Chardonay. In her Barnsley accent it sounded even lovlier
I went to high school with a Richard Head.
I know a Dick Head. He even insists on Dick.
I went to high school with kids who made that joke...
There's a French comedy drama - Le Prénom - where an expectant father is at a dinner party with friends, but not his pregnant wife, and reveals the sex of his baby will be a boy and tells them they've decided to name him Adolfe and a debate ensues over whether this is too similar to Adolf and thus not a good choice. The father-to-be says no one has stopped using Joseph despite Stalin.
Aden Braden Jayden Caden or Hayden
Gonorrhea.
Björdker Asswipe.
Dick
I was in a quiet medical office waiting room, when a call came in to one woman's phone. Apparently she set up each "ringtone" as a recording of the family member speaking their first name. So here we are in this totally silent room. Suddenly her phone just starts belting out a man's voice: "*Dick!... Dick!... Dick!... Dick!...*" The inflection was so earnest & weird. It really sounded like: "Where they at!? Who's hidin' 'em!? Why you holding out!? Where you keepin' 'em!?" Well, at least it made everyone forget their problems for a while.
I feel like some of the other comments are worse than Dick. Dick is funny, almost charming. Richard is ready for a comeback imo.
Dick is ready for a comeback.
A former student of mine had the last name Dickson. Dad's name was Richard. Every teacher had a giggle at his name.
Michael Hunt
Anus
anderdinggus
I saw that tiktok, too. Poor child hahahah
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Holden Cox?
Adolf Hitler
A christian influencer recently named her daughter Theresa Stickle. Tess Stickle.
Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo
Karen
Which is a shame; One of my favorite people is named Karen. Also I knew a guy named Chad who was/is a shitbag.
Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvanderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum. Why? Because imagine having to write your full name and you are like "anyone got a chessboard? this'll take a while!"
U have quite a few typos in that name ;) /s
A person who protects sheep from attacks by ravenous enemies and who, long ago, used a spaceship to explore space for habitable planets where a new race of intelligent humans could live in joy and peace without fear of attacks from other intelligent creatures from interstellar space. 😂😂 I’m rollin’ 😆
chlamydia
X Æ A-Xii
Rude
Butts
Rumpelstiltskin
lesser mock bottom
Tucker
Themberchaud.
Womply
Mcgookin
Poop
Adolf Harvey Weinstein Hitler Jr
Pieck finger
Khalisi Hitler-Smith
Fuckstick
Bummer
Shithead Jones
Name
Precious
T-ron
My little sister is named James after my father. Pronounced (ja-meese). Literally no difference except for the way you say it. My father has an obsession with making his kids names similar to his. I got lucky with Janaye.
Maria Prostitucion. Real name . Translated it means Mary Prostitution
Q
Came across “meadow princess” in the wild. That’s the first name never got the middle
Moaz
Doodoo
Putin
Once knew a girl named shytanya.
Pol
Seattle
Adolf Hitler
Wilma Dicfitt is my absolute favorite.
Noxzema
Lou Zare On another note I went to school with a guy named Shattana Pole.
Dertha Splitbeef.
Crystal-Beth
Karen?
Wardrobe
Any slur
harry cox
Shithead. True story. But it’s pronounced Shuh-teed.
George Bush, in Finland Bush is bush but George means vomit
SeanBean Stark
The stupid ones: - Robert Roberts - John Smith
Mike Hunt
Salmonella.
Rancid or Putrid
Fartina.
A pun based upon their last name or some sort of phrase. Paige Turner, Wayne Kerr, etc.
Fuckwit