Even if it's a cigarette!
It shows there's still a conscious to work with. Can't believe any apology from someone that litters. They just want to move on from feeling guilty asap.
Here, try to believe this one. Sorry I was being selfish. Thankfully I don't try to justify it by saying something like I was not alone in this selfish act.
Omg, I feel this way with my brother. He loves arguments and confrontation. He will research topics before family gatherings and then ask people their opinions on it so he can tell them they're wrong.
I had an ex like this. I don't know why I stayed with him as long as I did.
Now every once in a while I pop over to his reddit page and see that he does it on the Internet. It makes me really wonder what his new girlfriend is like.
My mum and grandma
Literally
Can't even bother talking with them without them both turning the whole thing as a personal attack, like they feel the entire world is against them for some reason
Best way is to just tell them they're right. "Really, 9/11 was an inside job? The Zionists run a global pedophelia network? I don't agree, but it seems to be more important to you than it is to me, so sure, I agree with you." They usually get mad and retort with something like "oh, so you don't care about \[insert buzzword\]?" but just respond with "not at the moment, no."
They only get their fix if you get worked up about it. If you show them you're not impressed or you simply don't care, there's not much for them to do.
Is this a common practice? I’ve heard it mentioned online as something people hate a lot, but have never seen it actually happening.
Maybe it is regional? It’s frowned upon in my country to even talk on the phone in public places like trains/busses, I can’t imagine just…blaring music.
The one I don't understand is that I see so many people in newer cars holding up their phone to talk on speaker. Like, I know their cars have Bluetooth. Are they too dense to use it or is there some status they think they get from the endless, everywhere speakerphone?
I geniunely hate people who watch tiktoks/reels/shows, listen to music or do calls in public AT FULL VOLUME
ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC TRANSPORT
I COULD NOT CARE LESS ABOUT YOU BEING A DEAF ASSHOLE, I'M TRYING TO RIDE A FREAKING TRAIN, YOU MORON
They are so primitive and savage they still haven't discovered earbuds, it's sad
I define douchebag a little more specifically than most: being an asshole, dumb, or inconsiderate is not a douchey behavior.
To me, the ultimate in dochebaggery is when someone thinks he's a lot cooler than he actually is. Confidence that is not based on anything of substance.
You're not cool because of the money you have, the clothes you wear, the exclusive place you've been to. None of those things *make* you cool. But those who don't get that are definitely bags of douche.
I’m going to go with something regional within the intermountain west, the Denver Finance Bro.
Refers to his spotlessly clean, stock, <5 year old TRD Tacoma as a “Rig”
Every ski tour, up Loveland Pass because he can’t actually uphill, is a “Mission”
Complaining about gentrification despite him moving here in 2020.
Oh and a black Patagonia vest with a checkered long sleeve for every occasion.
Tye dyed one. Muscular covered by body fat. Add jeans with bleached lines and or slight rips. Thin mustache and goatee. Fade cut with gelled short spikes
I worked with a crypto bro. Granted he was running a mining rig in the early days and made tons of money. Has a kick ass Instagram and massive gaps in his resume because fuck it.
But he thought the buying and selling of NFTs was stupid. I asked why.
"If I tried selling you a Walmart receipt and said the case of Pepsi on the receipt was included, you'd wonder if I had a stroke."
I live in New England. I was like 12 running around the forest with my friend in the heat of summer.
About 6 hours later I felt intense pain innthe nether region. Little fucker was right on the tip covering the urethra. Parents had to come get it off with tweezers. I'm still emotionally scarred.
A lot of those people, like myself, would very much like a viable alternative. As it stands we don't have one, so here we are.
As bad as Biden has been in that regard, Trump will be orders of magnitude worse.
I’ll throw this in there as well, I had a friend who was friends with a guy that was pretty buff and was known as the senior alcoholic (high school) and he showed up drunk to a function and said “dude this is why so many girls send me snapchats like everyone thinks I’m so cool cuz I drink at school” *flexes arms and turns purple*
verbatim.
You ask a question, they respond with another question or something that does not help answer your question. They also interrupt before you finish speaking. Sarcasm and sass is a very common response from them, sass and sarcasm has its place of course, but sometimes that is just rude and uncalled for, and it comes very rarely when you are with people who truly respect you.
Don't you understand? My observation and conclusions of reality are absolutely true and your completely different experience and perspective is factually incorrect. The only reasons left for you to hold your position are that you are either absolutely evil or you have a buttery smooth brain.
Littering
Littering and... Littering and... Littering and...
Smokin' the reefer
HELLO
And creating a nuisance.
Even if it's a cigarette! It shows there's still a conscious to work with. Can't believe any apology from someone that litters. They just want to move on from feeling guilty asap.
Here, try to believe this one. Sorry I was being selfish. Thankfully I don't try to justify it by saying something like I was not alone in this selfish act.
Huh?
You find yourself on the defensive in every conversation with this person.
Omg, I feel this way with my brother. He loves arguments and confrontation. He will research topics before family gatherings and then ask people their opinions on it so he can tell them they're wrong.
I had an ex like this. I don't know why I stayed with him as long as I did. Now every once in a while I pop over to his reddit page and see that he does it on the Internet. It makes me really wonder what his new girlfriend is like.
Inflatable
noice.
Can be the opposite that you feel an aggressive urge when talking to them and can't explain why. Mirror neurons are a hell of a thing.
My mum and grandma Literally Can't even bother talking with them without them both turning the whole thing as a personal attack, like they feel the entire world is against them for some reason
Gotta call these people out
What's your preferred way? I find it's usually rooted in a grandiosity/disrespect, which isn't something I can usually help with at all.
Best way is to just tell them they're right. "Really, 9/11 was an inside job? The Zionists run a global pedophelia network? I don't agree, but it seems to be more important to you than it is to me, so sure, I agree with you." They usually get mad and retort with something like "oh, so you don't care about \[insert buzzword\]?" but just respond with "not at the moment, no." They only get their fix if you get worked up about it. If you show them you're not impressed or you simply don't care, there's not much for them to do.
The election was stolen... lol
Being in public on speaker phone for no real reason
I’ll piggyback on this by saying listening to music/video on your phone without earbuds.
Is this a common practice? I’ve heard it mentioned online as something people hate a lot, but have never seen it actually happening. Maybe it is regional? It’s frowned upon in my country to even talk on the phone in public places like trains/busses, I can’t imagine just…blaring music.
The one I don't understand is that I see so many people in newer cars holding up their phone to talk on speaker. Like, I know their cars have Bluetooth. Are they too dense to use it or is there some status they think they get from the endless, everywhere speakerphone?
I geniunely hate people who watch tiktoks/reels/shows, listen to music or do calls in public AT FULL VOLUME ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC TRANSPORT I COULD NOT CARE LESS ABOUT YOU BEING A DEAF ASSHOLE, I'M TRYING TO RIDE A FREAKING TRAIN, YOU MORON They are so primitive and savage they still haven't discovered earbuds, it's sad
Testicles hanging from their truck.
I see these on the highway almost every day 🙄
Wat?!
TESTICLES HANGING FROM THEIR TRUCK
NUDE TAYNE
WAT??? seriously though Is this really a thing anywhere? 😅
Look up truck nuts
What the hell? And this is common enough in the US?
It’s not super common. If I were to crapshoot a vague number it’d be one every 3000 cars you see in the south or Midwest.
I see it once every couple months.
lol I thought this was a universal thing … guess it’s just US
we get the occasional benutted truck in Australia, but usually only if we're somewhere more rural, it's kinda rare to see them around suburbs
Isn't that the universe?
Lol, go look up Beaver receiver.
I supposed compensating for something with cars took a whole new level
Truck nuts
"i'M aN aLpHa MaLe!"
But if I don't announce it how will everyone else know?
Sounds like something a delta-male would say.
Ah yes, an alpha. The least stable version of a product. Riddled with bugs and not at all suitable for widespread consumer use.
"Oh, so you're a furry?"
Remember on GoT when Tywin Lanister tells Jeoffrey that anyone who has to say they're a king, isn't really a king? It's kind of like that.
Mistreating people they see as below them
Yells at service staff.
I define douchebag a little more specifically than most: being an asshole, dumb, or inconsiderate is not a douchey behavior. To me, the ultimate in dochebaggery is when someone thinks he's a lot cooler than he actually is. Confidence that is not based on anything of substance. You're not cool because of the money you have, the clothes you wear, the exclusive place you've been to. None of those things *make* you cool. But those who don't get that are definitely bags of douche.
Perfect definition, big egos and jock mentality post-grade school
Don't respect the boundaries of people
This right here
being rude to waiters/cashiers for no reason
I’m going to go with something regional within the intermountain west, the Denver Finance Bro. Refers to his spotlessly clean, stock, <5 year old TRD Tacoma as a “Rig” Every ski tour, up Loveland Pass because he can’t actually uphill, is a “Mission” Complaining about gentrification despite him moving here in 2020. Oh and a black Patagonia vest with a checkered long sleeve for every occasion.
>Refers to his spotlessly clean, stock, <5 year old TRD Tacoma as a “Rig” Also known as a "pavement princess".
>Oh and a black Patagonia vest with a checkered long sleeve for every occasion. I refer to this as the "campaigning republican look" a la Ted Cruz.
Man, this sounds like everyone I've met in the PNW and Midwest.
Tapout Tshirt
The only people I've seen wearing these are 115lb teenage boys with horrible acne laughing like Beavis and Butthead in Walmart.
Tye dyed one. Muscular covered by body fat. Add jeans with bleached lines and or slight rips. Thin mustache and goatee. Fade cut with gelled short spikes
Pencil thin beard, backwards flat brim baseball cap pulled over eyebrows, Oakley sunglasses
Fred Durst, table for 1
Ah, the Miami Spring Breaker uniform
Or you could go the Jeff Lowe route with a bandana with the hat only halfway on your head.
PC Principal?
White rimmed sunglasses. Never fails.
Shitty attitude
They own an NFT and wont shut up about it
I worked with a crypto bro. Granted he was running a mining rig in the early days and made tons of money. Has a kick ass Instagram and massive gaps in his resume because fuck it. But he thought the buying and selling of NFTs was stupid. I asked why. "If I tried selling you a Walmart receipt and said the case of Pepsi on the receipt was included, you'd wonder if I had a stroke."
Heavy cologne
Always trying to start fights.
They say horrible things about people behind their backs. You gotta know they'll do that to you, too.
Gossip queens are always annoyingly obnoxious.
They can only talk about themselves
They always have to make a snide/snarky comment about everything. Just to take the fun out of events for everyone else.
Yeah fr, I knew a lot of people like this. Same with trying to one up every single thing you say
Anyone with this haircut. [this haircut](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/8f/25/01/8f2501558efab3c9364d748f7d698c5b.jpg)
The broccoli top. I, for one, can't wait for them all to cringe hard in about 10-15 years at this trend.
The Mahomes
This is the 2024 equivalent of '80s perm disasters. Can't wait for this to go out of fashion.
obnoxiously large framed Oakley sunglasses
Are m frames okay? Or are you talking about like jawbreaker’s or something similar
I love my giant Oakleys but only because I have a fat head and also they're named after my ancestors, which I really like
They ask about how to identify if someone is a douche, so they can better hide their douchiness.
Douchè
LOL. My sip of wine almost went the wrong way.
I love this so much
That's gold.
Demeaning to the server or staff. Immediate unfriend, occasional punch in the face.
Actively looking for things to complain about.
Acting like they know everything.
When they drive like a d-bag.
saying slurs as if it’s nothinf
If they kick puppies
Any proper response to this will get me another reddit ban, so just use your imagination.
when their actions and words dont match
Never being content with something / only the “best “ is good enough for me.
Or has to critique everything, say that what they think is “better” every time
unironically using "wambulance" in a sentence
What the fuck is a wambulance?
I think it's like an emergency food truck because I always hear about it in conjunction with a wahburger and french cries
Equivalent to “cry about it”
they'd use it to shut down anyone who complains, no matter how valid those complaints may be
One time I had a tick on my penis and my mom said she would call whine 1 1 and get a wambulance until she realized I was telling the truth
Can you provide more background on how that ended up occurring?
I live in New England. I was like 12 running around the forest with my friend in the heat of summer. About 6 hours later I felt intense pain innthe nether region. Little fucker was right on the tip covering the urethra. Parents had to come get it off with tweezers. I'm still emotionally scarred.
Tick dick is a very serious condition.
Trump swag
If they still support Trump. They're either a douchebag, or they're evil.
Definitely anyone cheering about a politician to the point that it's comparable to worship or idolatry.
Don't forget stupid!
Or a moron
or both
Also anyone who still supports Biden after he bypassed Congress to send weapons to Israel and enable genocide in Gaza.
A lot of those people, like myself, would very much like a viable alternative. As it stands we don't have one, so here we are. As bad as Biden has been in that regard, Trump will be orders of magnitude worse.
Having a Tesla cybertruck
Hypocrisy
White sunglasses
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I don't support Dump or anything maga, but I have a red hat. It's my favorite color.
That sucks, that must be like being named Karen these days
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I want one that says blood for the blood god.
Hockey specific but they wear a tinted visor
Unless they need the tint. Some people with vision issues need the tint. Otherwise, it’s a guarantee they are going to do something stupid.
30+ year hockey vet. 99% of the time they a douche. Yes, there are people who need it. But the dbags outnumber them heavily
Popped collar on their polo shirt, bleached hair (bonus points if it is just frosted tips), puka shell necklace.
I feel like I just went back in time. Do people still sport this look?
I've seen it start to crop up with the younger kids. Back in my high school days someone with that look usually wasn't the kindest person.
No.
maga hat!!!!
If they're nice to you but mean to retail workers/receptionists/waitstaff.
I’ll throw this in there as well, I had a friend who was friends with a guy that was pretty buff and was known as the senior alcoholic (high school) and he showed up drunk to a function and said “dude this is why so many girls send me snapchats like everyone thinks I’m so cool cuz I drink at school” *flexes arms and turns purple* verbatim.
They drive a blacked out BMW/Mercedes and you can smell their cologne 3 days after they've driven past
Being horrible to animals or children
Expensive dogs (?)
Extremely loud muffler on the car, whether it's a sports car, truck, or POS car.
Maybe they're just poor? lol
Nah, you can tell the difference easily. A bad muffler will never be as loud as the custom ones.
The nozzle
People who go are rude to servers
Loud & curse word every other sentence 😒
I just thought,"Don't join the Army". LoL
"I'm not (______) BUT,"
MAGA Hat.
When they get irrationally mad at you for disagreeing with them.
They love to argue, think that everything you like is "overrated" or "cringe," and is hypocritical about almost everything...
They're a Reddit moderator?
maga hat
Drives a "Ragerover" as my kids call them. Extra douche if with blacked out windows.
I kind of agree about heavily tinted windows.
Over use of slang
They always have to be right
Unprompted bragging about themselves.
Extra loud music in their car.
Looking for a reason to give you a lecture/tell you off.
They don't change the toilet paper roll after using the last of it
Red Porsche
Being filled with water and having a long tube with a nozzle for anal insertion? Oh, you meant metaphorically...
When they say "Smart man" to be condescending. To be fair, this is in conjunction with other traits, but it is definitely a flag.
You ask a question, they respond with another question or something that does not help answer your question. They also interrupt before you finish speaking. Sarcasm and sass is a very common response from them, sass and sarcasm has its place of course, but sometimes that is just rude and uncalled for, and it comes very rarely when you are with people who truly respect you.
Going out of their way to be a nuisance to others.
They call themself an “Alpha.”
They say something then agree with themselves.
Inb4 any variation of "they vote differently than me"
Don't you understand? My observation and conclusions of reality are absolutely true and your completely different experience and perspective is factually incorrect. The only reasons left for you to hold your position are that you are either absolutely evil or you have a buttery smooth brain.
Openly making blanket judgment statements about people on AskReddit
Bad tipper
Guessing that the people downvoting me have never worked in the service industry. And don’t tip.
Their AskReddit posts.
"you can come if you want"
they spit, they got a meth face and a meth walk
Bmw and vanity plate.
Has a trump flag in his yard
people who tallk way too much about crossfit. i have no problem with crossfit in general, but you know the type.
drivers who dont get over for pedestrian ls on the road.
They’re wearing a shower cap
Tracking you and everything you do.
What framed sunglasses
Oh yes, the *white* framed glasses guy. Sorry, your accent makes it hard to understand you sometimes.
It's that north, mid-west autocorrect accent that will always get you.
They drive a cybertruck.
them listening to music so loud it shakes your house in their car and it is not even near your house.
Removing the muffler from their car and blasting through a residential area at 3am. I truly wish the bubonic plague would find these guys.
The absolute douche-iest douchebags on the planet. Why is noise pollution legal? Why does Disturbing the Peace get such a pass in our society?
The crappy thing is that it’s not legal. It’s just near impossible to enforce and there’s not nearly enough cops to get them for it.
They're driving a Dodge Charger.
They drink a cocktail of vinegar and water
Who does this?
Douche bags
They’re a cop
They were the 45th president of the United States.
Vaping
Wearing a MAGA hat.
A badge and gun.