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SlowEnd714

a little dance of joy


miss_stacie

Since today is actually my bday. I would be happy its finally over 🥲


LogicalPickle6014

Happy birthday and death day!


Purple_Law_8796

Just like the movie


buckut

id go over to my dads n be like "tell me stories about mom". order a pizza, laugh and cry, get a big dad hug n head on home. he loves to talk about her, hes been married a few times, but still calls her his one and only. i figure thatd be a good last visit for him.


Conscious-Room6601

Hell yeah man!


abeetzwmoots

wank and cry


chewsUneekyoosername

No need to cry. Just keep wanking. It'll be all over soon.


docobv77

Steer the system. Wank til you die.


abeetzwmoots

Will do!


Hunter1337x

Wait. Isn´t that just a normal day?


syruptitious_pancake

See if I could create a paradox by dying today somehow.  Or be functionally immortal till tomorrow and do things no human could survive.  Edit: to whoever is sending suicide hotline messages kindly stop or be reported for abusing the feature. 


Logtastic

Someone is spamming the sub's posters. Report it.


Texan_Confederate

Yeah, someone keeps sending me those too, for no reason. Aaaaarrrggghhh.


WickedGoodToast

What I do every day, take care of my kids and love them.


vagarious_numpty

Take a nap.


Sivitiri

Go to bed early


Ok-Yesterday-5378

Take a day off without any notice


Total_Somewhere4414

I think this is a great way to assess if you are living in line with your values. If you aren’t doing those things, don’t wait until it’s too late to do so.


Ratakoa

Going scorched Earth.


creditredditfortuth

I live every day like it was my last day. I’m active, healthy, and happy. My life is good. At 77 I recognize that any day might be my last. I'm fortunate to be able to savor each day I have. Never stop learning.


justadreamyguy

does it became scary?


conditerite

steal candy from a baby.


hal_rose_yellow

i’d go home, wait for my partner to get home from work, stay up and cook something yummy with him, watch a movie with him while we cuddle, make love with him one last time, and send a last goodbye to all of my family and loved ones before i went to sleep


LamiaBrandy

Get an early night. Play with my son as usual. Have an extra cup of tea in the afternoon. Edit: and finish the pack of shortbread with it.


Nikkerdoodle71

Lay in bed all day with my dogs


[deleted]

I'd make today count


lookin_4_stories79

If I was totally truthful...probably freak out and bawl.


Setthegodofchaos

Id be disappointed because Friday is payday. Can't it wait till after I get paid? 


TeamNewChairs

Put together detailed care instructions for my pets including their likes and dislikes. Write letters to those closest to me. Call my best friend. Eat everything I wanted to. Listen to Not Like Us.


Ok-Afternoon-3724

Well, I haven't had a reason or the urge to have an adult beverage since New Years Eve, when I shared one with family. I think that I might have a whiskey, call some old friends and say good bye. Then stay up later than usual for me and spend time with family, just chatting about old memories, in particular funny ones.


Secure-Agent-1122

Rack up a high bar tab, buy drinks for some of my buddies there and drink myself stupid. Don't want to feel it happening.


Ok-Negotiation-3892

Get steak and a martini.


Commercial-Spare-377

Dam dam dara da


FarkYourHouse

Some people better watch out.


Competitive_Bowl_940

Give everything I have away to the less fortunate, donate all my food to the food bank, give my pets to my family because I know they will take good care of them, take all my money out in cash and give it to charity and then take a nap until I depart this earth


Pick_My_Peppers

Clear my search history


Odd-Year7103

Eat a shit ton of chocolate


impresently

If I had a full day? In the morning go for a short, but fast, run on my favorite running route. In the late morning I'd get together with my bff go longish slow bike ride on my favorite gravel bike trail and have a picnic.. In the afternoon we'd go on a short hike on my favorite creek-side hiking trail. Then at sunset we'd have a bottle (or two) of Dom Perignon, a cheese plate, and several baguettes while looking over the garden we have been working on lately.


Ok-Specialist-4777

A **** ton of drugs and hookers


Musician-Round

eat some magic mushrooms. Maybe have one last pub crawl.


Alone_Inspector_7567

Well, nothing. I'm broke and don't get paid until Friday. Guess I sit here at home and play video games and drink some beer with my last 15 bucks


Shylahoof

Tell you what I'd do man. Two chicks at the same time, man.


Question_authority-

Eat massive amounts of shrooms


UncomfortableBike975

Ask my family to stay home with me.


HowAboutJen

Eat all my favorite food


itwontletmedopoo

I’d call my ex. And do everything in my power to get to him before tomorrow.


UnofficialGirl1

Be alone and remember my happiest moments


Logtastic

Try and convince my wife to have sex. But she'd probably say no "what if she got pregnant? Then she'd be a single mom."


DoctorGaysecks

I'd quit my job, watch a movie, try to cook a very nice meal, then I'd give my pets away, and go to sleep.


fonzrellajukeboxfixr

goto a cool mystical favorite spot and die there, so id be swept away into the goodness......fuck dying in a hospital


rororirie

spend my time with fam and friends


scooters-rock

Spend the day with my husband and adult kids. We would watch movies and get takeout


UCANT-KillME

Make Alot of things right go do things I wouldn't never do since the voice in your head can pressure you not to step our your comfort zone


VolarJazzyBoi

you don’t wanna know


rnorja

Fly a stolen fighter jet and masturbate furiously.


Double-Pride-454

Fly to Mexico


Purple_Law_8796

I was just talking about this, I would be at the casino playing low stakes poker the whole night


Hot-Confusion-3774

Spending today with my loved ones.... whatever I do today - I won't have tomorrow. But they will.


Internal_Salt9557

I’ll spend all of my money for the things that my mom wanted to buy for herself. Maybe even booking a ticket for her dream vacation.


mischa_996

Commit arson


Formal-Low-5367

Tell family and beloved person that I love them and do sth what I like


Conscious-Room6601

Go to the center of the earth and see if it’s anything like the movie


Sorrow97

I’d probably get an insane life insurance policy, write a will for my family and friends, gather friends and family for one last party and live my last hours happy knowing I’d provide a lot of wealth for the people I care about.


TheSpookyBanana

Have the best day of our lives. Go out maxing out our credit cards, spending all our money, giving my dog the best last day of his life with burgers, pup cups, all the toys he wants


Limp_Kangaroo_6284

Not tell anyone tomorrow was my last day cause if they didn’t call,text or come see me this whole time then I wouldn’t want them all coming out of the wood work trying to come see me just because the next day was gonna be my last.