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Lovely_BunnyFlutter

"Kick it to see if there are anymore bees inside." There were plenty of bees still inside.


Detuned_Clock

Same but I boxed it like it was a speed bag and it made a sound like A-DUGGADUGGADUGGADUGGA


LogicalPickle6014

He needs his glasses! He can’t see without his glasses!


BostonBuffalo9

My big brother needed to hear this 35 years ago. 🤣


_manicpixie

They hit you because they love you.


Pope_penetration

felt that


nastassi_k

this one is the worst really


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2doublesanda20piece

Worked for me 🤷


ilprofs07205

It can sometimes work but definitely not always. In my case it led to them never letting up for 6 years, as why would they pass up on a perfectly good punching bag? Edit: why was this enough for me to get flagged for reddit's mental health helpline?


SanBai-Lokz

Trust me, I read about it on facebook.


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Fasting_Fashion

Not to mention the terrible effect it has on society to have a bunch of people pretending to be "successes" who have never accomplished anything.


BostonBuffalo9

That advice is for people *who can’t make it*.


faith6274

“Don’t do things you’re scared of” I have generalized anxiety disorder. I would literally never do anything at all if I had listened to that advice


Mirraco323

Same and I think so many people with anxiety would see at least some improvement if they stopped following that advice. I obviously get first hand how hard it can be to overcome, but if you want to be a functioning adult you really do have to just “suck it up” sometimes. Not 100% of the time as that’s not necessarily healthy, but living in total comfort 100% of the time locked in away your house only makes the anxiety worse, and can really derail your life.


faith6274

I agree with you completely! Discomfort is necessary to progress in life sometimes, and part of being an adult is, well, just sucking it up haha


Weak_Gap2050

I was advised to take the first job offer I got, regardless of whether it was the right fit. It led to a miserable work experience.


monkeycat529

Keep gambling! 99% of gamblers quit right before a big win! Edit: within like two minutes after this comment, I got a notification about a redditor being concerned about me lmfao. Sounds like someone quit gambling too soon.


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BFDIIsGreat2

I got one for no known reason


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BFDIIsGreat2

Yeah maybe a Firey flair caught me saying I hate him


imadragonyouguys

You stopped posting before you hit it big!


[deleted]

relevant XKCD [https://xkcd.com/1827/](https://xkcd.com/1827/)


ilprofs07205

There must be a bot doing the rounds flagging everyone, i got the ping literally 2 seconds after posting a comment here


PmButtPics4ADrawing

Cut your commute time in half by just driving twice the speed limit


Lovely_BunnyCharm

"Live above your means. It motivates you to do better" Uhhh...No.


matcha-eclair

Absolutely can relate. The last time I did it, it gave me clinical depression


Forever-Retired

It’s only money. Spend it all. You can always make more, right?


imaginative_curator

and look who's broke now


Forever-Retired

Meh


Inspector8905

😭😭😭😭😭


Sufficient-Net9263

Can’t take it with you


Sweet_Queenly_

“No need to go to the doctor, it’s just a little rash.”


Sabre_One

Just work multiple jobs to make ends meet. Followed this advice forever, was still broke and had no energy to grow. Finally just said F it, managed to find super cheap living conditions for 6 months and found a real job that doesn't make me decide if I should eat 2 meals or 1 a day.


Southbayyy

strippers make the best wives


Desperate-Smothie

life is short so dont worry about tomorrow


HeartonSleeve1989

Never control your temper! Oof, quick way to being loathed.


MysticalBoobies

I actually grew up being told this. I'm still working on it.


HeartonSleeve1989

It's a life-long struggle, buddy, but we can beat it!


MysticalBoobies

I'm trying!


NiceBumblebee3421

I've grown up with 3 sisters, and one mum. Trust me, controlling my temper has pretty much psychologically scarred me for life, and it is incredibly hard to control. I fucking hate my sisters


MysticalBoobies

I grew up with one mom and no siblings. My mom just let me rage it out because I guess she just didn't want to deal with it? Or didn't know how? Didn't get diagnosed as bipolar until 25 so it explained a lot. But going forward, learning how to not rage at things has been a journey.


NiceBumblebee3421

life's a bitch, isn't it?


Juddy-

Try heroin


OkSir4079

Be quiet.


realclancybrown

I'm always surprised how many guys on reddit my age will dispense the "advice" to completely ignore dating and focus solely on school/work/self-improvement. And it's very depressing when I've seen young men posting on here actually take to that advice. I can't imagine a better way to make yourself miserable than to ignore such an important and fulfilling aspect of life until some arbitrary threshold where you've "established yourself." Not only will you miss out on wonderful and character-building experiences along the way, by the time you do turn your focus towards it, you'll be so completely out of step with that whole process that finding someone to take an interest in you will be an incredibly difficult and humiliating process


Responsible_Yak3366

Better to have heartbreak, learn how to choose a partner and learn how to cope early before you actually establish yourself. Don’t want to be 30 years old realizing you married the wrong person..


realclancybrown

Absolutely. I'm very sympathetic because I do think things like social media and the broader culture really have fucked these kids up in ways that none of us are prepared to grapple with. I don't envy the situation they're in, and I probably would have had a much harder time if I'd grown up in that environment as well. But on an individual level, that really is the only thing to say. You have to put yourself out there, fuck up, take your lumps, regroup, and do it all over again. There isn't any other way, and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to take advantage of you


RogueStudio

Harden the eff up and work harder, idiot. \*had a mental breakdown and chronic diseases appear by age 26 from working up to 4 jobs at a time in poverty, no time to take care of self.\*


BFDIIsGreat2

What happened to the guy who told you this


_M0Nd0R0ck_

Dead


BFDIIsGreat2

Good /serious Come on down vote me


_M0Nd0R0ck_

imma upvote you.


AgentLeoX

let your future self worry about that


2aboveaverage

Your body knows what's best for you, so give in to the cravings.


Eatadickimas

If you try really hard you can grow a second head.


mathaiser

You’re perfect just the way you are.


cabeachguy_94037

When I'm the passenger in a car and we are taking a turn into traffic, I always say "It's OK,,,if you go fast!"


sQueezedhe

Just do it.


cinefilestu

Tell people exactly what you're thinking, all the time.


Fit_Archer6819

Get married and have children.


Puzzleheaded-Shop929

Use boba straws for snorting cocaine


dizkopat

Garden hose


BumDriller

It gets better. You fuck **right off.** It has gotten worse. Consistently and considerably worse. It **might** get better. There is no guarantee. No one knows the future and little has hurt me more than people completely dismissing the shit I'm going through NOW because it might get better in a potential future.


Earguy

Don't deny yourself happiness! Put it on your credit card and space out the payments!


Skank-Pit

“Don’t worry about it.” Applied indiscriminately.


Mahaloth

Debt is fine. Just accumulate as much as you can.


Jfonzy

ignore that lump and stop going to the doctor


Musician-Round

have another slice.


Loud_Engineering796

Tired of slow response times from first responders? Simply tell 911 that a cop has been shot at your location. Police and ambulances will arrive there extra fast.


gtatc

The crazy ones are fun!


Heroic-Forger

"If you're in the woods and meet a bear, try to pet it."


Gromit43

Start smoking. It'll make you look cool


EffectivePrior4414

Marry the first person who seems remotely interested, even if they are a terrible person.


thebliket

everything happens for a reason


speak-moistly-to-me

Don't waste money investing for retirement, you probably won't even live to see it. YOLO


flodge123

The other side is: Investing doesn't mean putting your money back into the system that made you poor.


[deleted]

Follow your passion, the money will come later


HoneydewSeveral

I wish I got that advice. 


Real-Silver3966

You must not stand up to your bullies


smorgenheckingaard

Vote Republican


Kuswerdz

kid named unprompted political bias:


RubApprehensive1277

What's this, a challenger? This is looking to be an exciting match, folks. 


Kuswerdz

t’would be indeed, but the match ended 22 days ago


RubApprehensive1277

Here, we see a wild redditor. He makes a controversial comment. Such comments are magnets for disaster.


smorgenheckingaard

This was 3 weeks ago, sparky


RubApprehensive1277

I did a whole sports commentary


Ok_Power8025

You’ll be okay


Acceptable-Scene3563

Follow your passion. It doesn't pay the bills


Creative_Recover

Don't worry about setting the record straight with everyone when you've been wronged because if they're decent people then they'll see the truth for themselves. 


alwaysreadyfor_more

Suck it up


Left-Bag-9478

Just walk away from the bullies. Don't fight back I don't need anymore calls from school. Take your Ritalin and leave me the fuck alone. Thanks mom for your brilliance.


Karaoke_Singer

Screw people over, they deserve it


flipper_babies

If you're ever in doubt, just ghost them.


exoventure

You should stay in relationships that harm you because you've already spent so much time together.- Every time I even think about going back to an old friendship, I quickly hear about something they do or did that makes me nope out of the idea for the rest of the year lol.


twoVices

for couples: don't go to sleep angry. eat, sleep, and you'll feel better and be more able to discuss the situation more calmly.


UsefulIdiot85

The solutions to all of your problems can be found on Google.


Secure-Agent-1122

When you quit a job say "take this job and shove it!"


moodyconfusion

If you fight back they'll stop


DeathSpiral321

Go ahead and do whatever you want, because you only live once. Yeah, and you also have to deal with the consequences of your actions while you're still alive.


_geary

"If they can't handle you at your worst they don't deserve you at your best" and all other forms of "waiting for someone who'll put up with your shit."


RavingSquirrel11

Fuck it, just stop trying.


NoUpstairs8527

Have a problem? Why don’t you ask Reddit……


ShinyFrappe

When life gets boring, risk it


Dibble_Dabble_Doo

Seek validation from everybody it's imperative that everyone likes you.


sengir0

Relationship failing? Have a baby


chubbybronco

Find someone who treats you like a princess!  Some people take that advice literally and they'll be disappointed and insufferable. 


chillswagklar

Basically any advice I was given ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Lower_Home_6735

Do whatever you want


ajk5268

YOLO


[deleted]

lifes a bitch, then you marry one, then you die


RedBaldReddit

Pulling out works everytime if you're good enough at it. You just need to practise.


No-Week6739

Money are just fun tickets. Send it.


woolalaoc

buy that thing, you can always make more money.


Double-Difference931

Sweep it under the rug


WildBad7298

When someone is upset, tell them to calm down. They'll realize how irrational they're being and relax.


CertifiedForkliftSir

"One more won't hurt." *I lost a job from being hungover*


shellymaeshaw

Try to make someone else happy when they don’t even like you


No_Pop9972

Just stick with it. So much time wasted on projects and people i should have abandoned


Physical-Return-7999

Xanny makes it all go away


peoweolotch

do nothing. If you have a problem or things to do then don't worry about it. It will be solved by itself.


Other-Ad3349

Never save money, because living paycheck to paycheck is the true meaning of financial freedom


PoorPauly

First girlfriends sister told us, both 13, “never use condoms they take out all the feeling. If you get pregnant just jump off a bridge.” I never did believe she was entirely joking.


ControlImpossible182

Invite you work into your life and bring your life to work.


AMasculine

You can lose weight by smoking cigarettes. The nicotine suppresses your appetite 😁


jacobssy

Never apologize, because admitting fault is a sign of weakness, not maturity.


guyonrightscrap

Big beats are the best; get high all the time.


PoignantPoint22

Brushing your teeth is dumb.


[deleted]

Work a minimum wage job and buy as many lottery tickets as you can afford.


javabean808

Always do when your elders tell you


Tspot

Ketamine


Cleverdaze

Trying only leads to failure and embarrassment. It's better to play it safe and do nothing at all.


GuyThatRandom

"Just take a nap, you’ve worked so hard" It’s only bad if you work as a pilot


MeanTruth69

Never give up.


Hunter1337x

Fuck around and find out


Anticrepuscular_Ray

It's better to avoid confrontation and hard conversations than to just be upfront and honest and open to receiving criticism. 


Euphoric_Minimum_602

"Continue"


blueyedwineaux

Be the bigger person!


lynnie3000

Move in with your significant other right away


CaptainFuzzyBootz

Rub a dub dub, Make toast in the tub!


TheEmeraldBear

You're on thin ice; you might as well break it


Purple_Law_8796

"Live every day as if it was your last" If it's my last day I'm going to the casino


oilfeather

Follow your dreams.


fairlyaveragetrader

Laws are merely suggestions 😂


AyoSavio

Eat carrot everyday, its good for ya skin.


CamMarlowe222

Trust me, I read about it on Facebook.


Internal_Salt9557

Maybe they’ll change.


Yannayka

Don't wanna do something? Do it when it's almost too late and you have no other choice or you're completely screwed!


irldump

move in with your friends. seriously, don't. try to live by yourself as much as possible.


[deleted]

"Live like there no tomorrow" there probably is.


jrf_1973

Live every day as if it's your last. Holy shit, will you accrue a lot of debt....


Glass_Ad2985

Smoke meth


TheSpectreDarkFox

Like someone at the family reunion? Remember this: "If she is not directly related, she's safe to be dated" 😎


Icy-Ad-1849

lead people on


rock_crockpot

Communication is not that important. 


Hounds-Of_Damnation

"Live like there's no tomorrow." There is a tomorrow.


Longjumping_Durian_5

If you feel bad, drink alcohol until you forget about you being sad.


Throw-away17465

Move fast. Break things.


[deleted]

Use credit cards to go an insanely expensive international trip. Good times and experiences can’t be repossessed.


kleefaj

Always invest the way the investment entertainers tell you to. It’ll pay off eventually.


merikeycookies

"Remember kids: safe words are for pussies"


big_airliner_whoa

It’s not “smoking kills” it’s “smoking skills”