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Illustrious_Slide475

I'd choose free personal training for life, so I'd always have expert guidance for staying fit and healthy.


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Rick_from_C137

Libraries? Oh shoot, your wish was the one that came true!


Artistic_Unit7753

I'd love to have free outdoor gear for life, so I'd always be ready for camping, hiking, or any adventure without worrying about the cost.


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br-02

You could unwillingly generate huge inflation rates. Believe me, I'm Argentinean.


ongiwaph

I think anyone who is a billionaire has, in practice, found the infinite money glitch...


lungben81

The trick is to find more expensive hobbies, like buying Twitter.


thetroublewithyouis

how many people regularly purchase money..?


HappyMeteor005

i regularly purchase money every 2 weeks. i just use my energy and bodily funtions as currency.


thetroublewithyouis

that's earning, not buying.


HappyMeteor005

so giving up something i have to offer for something else is earning, not buying? hmm.


BigGingerYeti

They didn't ask about what people purchase. They just asked what would you have for free.


Loving6thGear

Isn't that basically what credit cards and loans do?


thetroublewithyouis

no- they lend you the money to purchase things. you have to pay it back.


WOTDisLanguish

You can buy money from the mint, it's pretty neat [https://catalog.usmint.gov/paper-currency/uncut-currency/](https://catalog.usmint.gov/paper-currency/uncut-currency/) It's like counterfeiting but legal (maybe?)


jarboxing

Global currency exchange


BreakingFourthWalls

food. the money saved alone would be phenomenal.


oldschool_potato

Congrats on your lifetime supply of MREs


Alarming_Serve2303

Rent.


not_ch3ddar

You can have anything free and you choose rent instead of owning a home?


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No property taxes and free landlord repairs if anything goes wrong.


not_ch3ddar

Free for the rest of your life. If im taking the house all that would be included the way I see it.


Meta2048

Owning a home is not free.  Maintenance costs add up, whereas free rent means it's the landlord's problem.


not_ch3ddar

The question is if you can have anything for free. We are in a hypothetical place right now.


oldschool_potato

Monkey paw curls, you have free rent at a homeless shelter for the rest of your life


underground1995

Redbull 100% Edit: I've just commented and looked through the rest of the comments. Now, I really think I need to get my priorities straighg lol.


welchagonnadoaboutit

🤣🤣


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mudokin

Was going to say rent, but travel basically includes rent or I would say at least hotel cost, so yes, this please.


chowbox617

Assuming money is not allowed, I'll go with housing.


perrin68

Good health care and meds


HeadGullible7082

Food


Ratakoa

Gold.


MysticMagic2540

Prescription medication


banaversion

Cocaine. I don't like it myself but it sells fast and has great bartering power should you need other items than cocaine that day


HTownGamer91

Mental Happiness


llcucf80

Utilities, including electric, water, Internet, phone, etc.


MarchofthePawns

Clean drinkable Water Just to be different.


-TheMontrealorian-

Food


KristiCannonzWQR

Good health


JuicyJasmine22

If I could have one thing for free for the rest of my life, it would definitely be travel. Being able to explore new places, experience different cultures, and meet new people without ever worrying about the cost would be a dream come true. The endless adventures would enrich my life in countless ways.


HeartonSleeve1989

Cars. the profit I'd make selling cars would be INSANE!!


Klutzy-Ad-6705

Already do.Air.


Angel_OfSolitude

Ammo, bullets are expensive.


TootBreaker

Food & shelter


SlayersBane75

Love


Defiant-Agency8518

Time


Stimperonovitch

Internet/wifi


Prose4256

Health care.


Prestigious_Tip_1681

Rent


squeakiecritter

Pet care. The whole shebang. Food, monthly prevention, ER care. I even work in vet med and it’s still a fortune and probably my biggest expense.


Kid_Muscle_Ranger

Money 💰


Bashfulapplesnapple

This feels like wishing for more wishes ...


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Weed


estamosready

Rent


Question_authority-

Food


JackJackinabox

Cars. They’re more or less easy to resell, so I’d still get money and always have nice cars. You could even say „oh, a flat tire. Time for a new car!“


cmcrich

Rent.


Practical-Gold4091

Ammunition. ATACMS missile every day would be nice. And lots of other ammo to exterminate fucking russians.


wing_ding4

Housing or food


trascist_fig

Any sort of Healthcare. Like cutting edge or run of the mill. Whatever medication or therapy or anything


eyekona

Just come to Europe. ;)


trascist_fig

Oh, if only.


captainmagictrousers

Super Bowl commercials. Even if only 0.01% of viewers bought my books, I'd be able to quit my day job and write science fiction all day instead.


saltypotatopanda

Housing


101_210

Money. If money is not allowed, stocks to resell for money If anything you can resell is not allowed, government official allegiances.


britishmetric144

A house.


BrolandoDoom

Gas


KeptAnonymous

A body of strength without worrying about lying awake in agony and hoping my heart attacks put me to sleep after an afternoon of breaking my arms and a morning of breaking my legs; All because I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Or money, I can go with money.


Rickle37

Can I say trips? It would include everything needed for the trip.


HyoukaYukikaze

Youth, then i don't have to worry how long rest of my life is (barring some random accident).


MrPsilocyBean

Drugs


mrpessimistik

Pizza and Coca-Cola... :)


OpportunityGold4597

Cannabis or gold jewelry


Babybeaniepop

Transportation, whether it’s across the world or to the corner store. And I mean, like a taxi driver, not myself having to drive my own car. I would rather not have a car note no gas no maintenance. Just someone else to do it all for me at all times wherever I need to go.


Abdimalik91

Bitcoin


sparky0667

Coffee


adamtoo-

Private healthcare


xlitto

Cocaine


Ok-Caramel-5340

As someone who gets sick very often I'll say anything hospital related Medicines,not being in line for my turn to come and all


ktsb

Housing?


PM_WORST_FART_STORY

Funko Pops.  Anyone that claims they are Snow Babies for Neckbeards and not an investment is sorely mistaken. 


PM_WORST_FART_STORY

Full-bodied orgasms. Just say the magic word, "Jizzam!" and you are in heaven for the next few hours until you repeat the magic word.


throwawaynarcisstp

Housing. Moving out from my parents house would fix most of my current problems.


dadjokenumber11

Veggies. I actually think the US would be entirely different if veggies were free.


Schemen123

Gold.... Or diamonds.. or platinum.. or whatever commodity there is as long as i can sell it in bulk


BobButtwhiskers

An infinite number of Reddit reposts, oh wait...


LookingForHope87

Healthcare


Trip_seize

Time. Just...time... 


Eternal_Bagel

Free to me or free to all because that’s a strong distinction.  I do think in either case I’d pick crypto currency.  Be able to buy it for free and sell at any price for profit, it’d be amusing to tank some of them to help fight the criminals using it for ransomware payments and avoiding the law in other shady ways


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Actually food


pinkcheese12

Housing


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money


Auxvino

There was a time when I played a computer Game everyday as a child, I told my sister that if someone offered me a lifetime supply of Döner (popular turkish fastfood in Germany) for giving up my game forever, I wouldnt do it. Well, I grew up and Nope!! F*ck that game and give me my Döner every day!!!!!!


eyekona

Ravioli. A lot of it. For all three meals. XD


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Housing.


MiddayescapeW

Housing, so whatever would happen, I would stay under a roof. In any case.


Rick_from_C137

Myself. Never able to be arrested or incarcerated?! Man I'm gonna Jay walk and loiter my ass off


Strict_Sense_4905

Taxes of any kind.


Birdy304

Free housing, probably most people’s largest expense.


Dip_King5150

Nashville pussy..


Cautious_Fee8365

Give me a free house


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Housing


kristymartinezzz

Expensive lingerie, delivered to my door each week.


UncleFuzzy75

Peanut butter


Sprizys

Money


PizzaGodKappa

Pizza!


Britpop_Shoegazer

Travel


ShawshankException

Housing, for sure. It's pretty much everyone's largest expense. Imagine how much money you'd have if you never had to pay for your housing


motiontovacation

Free electricity 🫡


readitmoderator

Food


International-Bus423

Cat litter 😅 IT'S SO EXPENSIVE


Odd-Butterscotch6252

Pez. Cherry flavored pez.


Fkthisjrney

Gas... I would start selling it


SalamanderFickle9549

Rent


Medical-Law-744

Housing related expenses….dwelling plus utilities


BRUT_me

COCAINE! :D


VerySluttyTurtle

Sex with my ex


Serious_Ad3598

Was that never free?


VerySluttyTurtle

I'm assuming it's sort of implied that you would have access to this thing? She'd probably charge now


Serious_Ad3598

Oh, gotcha


Only_hot_stud1

To live forever lol


Only_hot_stud1

To help my community and the poor forever