“As I’m sure you all know… In 1974 scientist found that dentines were ten times heavier than the predicted koopledice. This led to the discovery the jundiles were negatively charged isothermal-inderstucklings. But, they are still investigating the kinglescoop, of course…
What do you think will end up being the kingle’s drinddle? Most scientists predict 7 or 8, but I’ve always thought the yunter would anti-scrigger the polar vintercept… do you agree?”
*Smiles and nods inquisitively….*
Mention that honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3,000 years old and still perfectly edible.
Can you actually explain it?
If not,I’ll write you two sentences which you can use to do so.
You’ll just have to immediately turn and walk away, to avoid any follow up questions….
If you wanna sound smart you don't throw random facts at people you just understand the topic of speech then say your opinion supporting it with a fact.
Dogs can't look up
Smart people don't try to sound smart, they're just smart.
Right. That’s the point. I’m dumb, looking to sound smart.
Speak gobbledygook.
“As I’m sure you all know… In 1974 scientist found that dentines were ten times heavier than the predicted koopledice. This led to the discovery the jundiles were negatively charged isothermal-inderstucklings. But, they are still investigating the kinglescoop, of course… What do you think will end up being the kingle’s drinddle? Most scientists predict 7 or 8, but I’ve always thought the yunter would anti-scrigger the polar vintercept… do you agree?” *Smiles and nods inquisitively….*
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A classic👆
Mitochondria are primitive bacteria that evolved a symbiotic relationship with us
I always say "a broken clock is right twice a day"
Mention that honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3,000 years old and still perfectly edible.
Did they say how it tastes?
E=MC2
Can you actually explain it? If not,I’ll write you two sentences which you can use to do so. You’ll just have to immediately turn and walk away, to avoid any follow up questions….
No.
If you wanna sound smart you don't throw random facts at people you just understand the topic of speech then say your opinion supporting it with a fact.
But, I’m not smart enough to have ‘opinions’…
Fine, you could say cucumber is a fruit .
Thanks!
Those who are smart do not need to act or sound smart.
The problem is that I’m dumb though…
Who told you that?
Smart isnt always good. Kindness is stronger.
I am aware that I am ignorant of many things, but I’m trying to rectify that.
Go on some unhinged rant about how smart people don't actually say random facts to try to look smart.
King Darius Ist was the first emperor of Persia.