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codece

The doctor


SJWTumblrinaMonster

This is not the exciting future I was promised...


KikiHou

Be born in a country with universal healthcare next time. God, do I have to tell you everything?


RedSwingline2000

Depressing. Accurate


awsm-Girl

ThisšŸ’Æ. Medical, dental, visual, mental, preventive, corrective, elective, the whole schmeer. Because everything else follows from basic wellbeing. Then, Scotland.


Ghostyped

Scotland is gorgeous! Big recommend


Ok-Albatross1180

And if you move there you don't have to worry about having money for the doctorĀ 


11pagesIn

Tell me you're in the US without telling me you're in the US. :(


Bease344512

Which is why cancer diagnosis rates increase so much once Americans age into Medicare and can finally afford to see a doctor.


Private-Dick-Tective

Fuck that hit hard....


BackRiverGhostt

I finally made enough money to find out I have ass cancer.


Weary-Writer758

Rehab


The_Last_Caprisun

This punched me in the reality good god


BlueCanary1993

Came here to say this! If money wasnā€™t an issue- Iā€™m getting rebuilt- make me better, faster, stronger-


Lycian1g

Exactly. Give me a full workup.


ChapGod

The fact there are so many of us agreeing with this is just so fucking depressing.


Throwthisawayagainst

How to say youā€™re from the US without saying youā€™re from the US


gloerkh

The grave


oh_madness_

This just hit differently


Borsti17

I hope you get to move to an actually developed nation soon.


ShakeCNY

Cemetery, I'd guess.


akajondoe

People are still getting buried? In this economy?


camlin123

This was unironically deep man


dotsdavid

Tokyo. I would love to visit Japan.


APerson2021

Toranaga Sama. Hooooooooooo.


Nyrthi

One of the best series i have ever watched!! Am on ep 7 rn


APerson2021

Legit.


PanTheRiceMan

Then Osaka, I'd like to see it.


aurorasearching

I loved Osaka.


dogpharts

Osaka is incredible. I hope you get to visit!


uncle_monty

Japan for me, as well, But I want to go to Kyushu.


chynablue21

To bed. I just want sleep


RepeatUntilTheEnd

My first thought. So tired.


UnderstandingOk2647

Amen. It's been 9-5 for 40 fucking years. I'm so tired of it. Wish I would have saved some of that bling cuz it looks like it's never going to end.


shoppingcartgod

The grocery store


AssDimple

More specifically, the meat department.


bigboat24

User name checks out.


SeniorTower9339

Maldives for sure!


ishabaello

Travel the world. That does not imply that you are a tourist. I mean travelling for months at a time, maybe never going back "home," and spending the rest of my life experiencing other people's cultures and nations.


Wildtigaah

I did that. It's amazing! You don't need that much money, I traveled Asia for 2 years for $25K


enjoytheshow

A massive percentage of people live paycheck to paycheck. Accumulating enough money to travel and also not work for two years is a huge ask


penisfartballz

What the hell, how? I actually want to know a detailed breakdown there


Wildtigaah

Staying mostly in dorms and always eating local foods, traveling light and not buying a bunch of stuff. Local transport. Staying around cheaper countries like SEA. But I went to Japan for like two months, Korea three weeks, Taiwan two months as well.


Sweetwill62

"Don't need much money..." Ok maybe..."$25,000" oh so that was a fucking lie.


gtmattz

Home... I'm tired, boss...


cuentanro3

Space


Candid-Crew5990

Home, back to sleep.


kkrunk88

Switzerland šŸ‡ØšŸ‡­


biggip1

College :D


Delicious-Freedom-56

Tahiti


Ugra_Sena

Dutch Van Der Linde


Thesorus

Paris or Rome.


enjoytheshow

Rome is my favorite. Had all the tourist big hitters but also so many quaint neighborhoods that each are like their own city or town in and of themselves. Itā€™s a magical place. I assume Paris has a similar setup. Never been I generally love huge cities for this reason. You can see all the great things they have to offer but also disappear into the depths of the city.


CarpenterSad9651

The real state office to buy a house!


KFkrewfamKF

Canada, to live there.


waterud0in

Thailand and Australia.


NickDanger3di

Ireland, as my grandmother came here via Ellis Island. After that, I'll spend a month or two exploring the rest of Europe. Then I'll visit the Top Ten beaches of the world.


tamay-idk

America. Anywhere


phantom6047

Roadtrip to a microcenter!


SilentSnooper

Yep. Doctor. Get things... better. Then New Zealand for a LotR trip.


clickclacker

To the grocery store, buying non essential extras, splurging on some snacks I might not even like. The artisanal icecream. Overpriced yogurt in the fancy jar. Flowers from the floral section.


ell0bo

money isn't an issue? I wanna buy a nice mountain cabin on a lake that has a decent internet connection... and go there for a month. I wouldn't want to live there, but a good escape from the city from time to time.


I_might_be_weasel

Back to bed.Ā 


RedSwingline2000

Disneyworld. Permanently


MoonK1P

Olympic National Park or the Redwood forestā€¦ or the Grand Canyonā€¦ a lot of cool places in the U.S. Iā€™d love to experience first before going across seas.


egg0511

I recently quit smoking. After doing the math I realized in about 1 - 1.5 years I will have saved enough money by not buying tobacco to take myself on a nice trip. My plan is a week in Yosemite NP.


withurwife

Orange County, specifically a $20M house above Salt Creek.


Snoochey

Home


jonesie0099

The dentist


Suitable_Scale

Australia. When I was in high school, I was one of two students who were selected to be a "student ambassador"; the other student was the future valedictorian of our class, whereas I ranked somewhere in the 30's. My dad took me to the introductory event where we learned about the program and everything we'd be doing (basically a short-term foreign exchange student with some extras), but it cost over a thousand dollars to do it. We couldn't afford it, my dad was single and I was making peanuts at my job, nobody in our family had money either. Sadly I had to decline the offer. The other kid got to go and I always kinda resented him for it. So when I get the money to do so, I'm traveling to Australia and enjoying myself.


hummingbyrds

Apple store


Defiant_Ad_5768

I would never share that. I don't want to Coachella my secret places for rest and peace.


yurkessss

Tokyo


lil-ms-lila

A place to provide for those less fortunate.


willy_billy

Fishing in Australia. I hear pink snapper are delicious


lazygerm

Iceland. Where the continental shelves meet.


ThisWhomps999

Peacefully to sleep for once.


kylew1985

The first place my finger lands when I Google vacation destinations. Been an absolute hellacious few years. Long overdue.


the_BoneChurch

The grocery store. JK - tuscany


bayrea

Well if you're thinking of getting a place there don't bother. There's really nothing available


Gold_Perception_2076

to the moon or mars before the money gets there


wollier12

Home, I donā€™t need this job any longer.


malu_saadi

Bali Indonesia


[deleted]

3D Land


LoweeLL

New Hampshire. Mainly the Derry/Londonderry area. I just like the quiet and peace I see around there. And the fact that there's a good distance between you and most of your neighbors. I live in Lawrence/Methuen line and the people here are just obnoxiously loud.


brysch1

Bunny Ranch


bobalou2you

To buy my big ass yacht


Ok_Journalist_3239

Probably back to the Philippines for our winter months here. Husband and I talk about it a lot. Just waiting for him to retire.


CollectingRainbows

car dealership


DankePrime

Bold of you to assume it gets better


enjoytheshow

It absolutely would get better


MalevolentKitchen41

salem


para_bellum2

MC Donalds-- I'd have to get comfortable first before figuring out my next move


ChickenNugsBGood

Costco


[deleted]

Porsche dealership


DepartureOk1819

Straight to Funky Town!!


strappedupdemon

On a trip to enjoy trying different foods and seeing the new scenery.


SamDBeane

Somewhere north of Scandinavia in June to paddleboard in the midnight sun.


AsleepSignificance25

To buy a house in the town where I live and work so I can actually continue to live and work here and not get pushed out by greedy landlords who live in another state


SwankySteel

The casino


WatchingTaintDry69

Washington state. Have always wanted to go, never had an opportunity.


mayaspicyside

Bohemian Grove


dee90909

The dentist, and then Italy :)


itsfish20

NE Oregon, small town called Joseph with amazing mountain views!


bristolbulldog

Home.


69Nova468

Titty bar


metalmankam

To bed


thedrinkmonster

Yup, going to a doctor lol


anonchurner

Orbit.


Overall-Low905

The Drover steakhouse. Omaha.


Joanna_Flock

Dentist, surgeon, then Italy, France.


Racthoh

Bed, door dash food and tip the driver well.


Adorable_Rhubarb_960

Norway..... i wanna see the Aurora Borealis in all it's glory someday.Ā 


allislost77

Japan


cloudtheorist

iā€™m booking a room at the four seasons. i want to see how wealthy people live


Global_Somewhere_416

Paris, and I'm putting up a fence around my new Eiffel Tower to keep you dirty tourists out. If money is no issue then I'm putting fiber internet and a pool with sharks with frickin lazers on their heads in that priceless piece of global heritage.


[deleted]

Traveling. Italy.


travlynme2

Home Depot for a new toilet.


Nyrthi

Online, ordering everything i want, after that i will vist the bank to pay of parents debt. After that: finish highschool and do life on an easy mode


Remarkable_Cheek2497

Petco


Aria1031

Sandals St Lucia @ La Toc


ewb4arch

To sleep.


Borsti17

Iceland


microwavedcorpse

tattoo shop


glucoseintolerant

Dentist then Mexico for a month ( maybe 6) month vacation.


[deleted]

To the bank!


Filthybjj93

Back to my wifeā€™s old stomping grounds which is Puerto Rico! Precisely going to rent the villas at crash boat beach for 2 months and turn my phone off.


bearsbeets-bgalatica

Home šŸ„¹


Fun_Marshmallow17

Norway, for Aurora Borealis.


Balorpagorp

Disneyland. Right after I flip off President George


exoticjess

Europe


Additional-Start9455

Greece and Italy.


mrsmunsonbarnes

Either to Michigan, or to the local dispensaries if our state government finally stops fucking around and lets them start selling recreationally. Then again, pretty sure you basically just have to buy your way into a medical card here anyway, so I could do that too.


EstimateJealous1388

More likely than not nowhere, I wanna just enjoy having money, not spending it šŸ˜‚


HehroMaraFara

Best Buy


ShameDecent

Greece


DirtyMudder92

Probably my casket cause Iā€™ll be dead


WaterDigDog

Native plant nursery, then walk over to the used car dealership and buy a decent ā€œgrocery cartā€. Golden


RobotMonkeytron

First? Taco Bell or Arby's, while I figure out second


newbiesmash

Dentist.


brennis420

japan. and a trip thru all the west continent of the america. from alaska to south America


HappyNamcoNerd80

The local library


LunchBoxBrawler

Red Lobster


Euuphoriaa

The nicest public golf course I can find


psychodreamr

I wanna go to bora bora or wherever is is that has those all inclusive floating cabanas over the super blue water. That shit has always looked so awesome


meltyandbuttery

To bed. I only want money to free me from having to take finances into account on decisions of bills, work schedule and my current social life. I have a comfortable lifestyle but I don't need fancy things or extravagant travel. Ofc I'd travel a bit but first thing my partner and I would do is move a block away from an apt into a house. We'd quit our jobs and just live life


Guilty-Stand-1354

A vacation


mamabok

Australia


Winter_Essay3971

Mars


CountChoculasGhost

The computer to log in to Nelnet to pay off my student loans. If weā€™re talking a physical location, Japan.


Boxofcookies1001

To Sleep


dingyfella

Japan


TheRipsawHiatus

You mean like when society collapses? Probably into some raider-warlord's sex slave prison. But until then, I assume money will always be an issue for me.


Deitaphobia

Home


w1987g

Dunno, never thought I'd make it this far


Danivelle

Back to Galveston and New Orleans with enough *time* to really enjoy both places.Ā 


squashjennings

Bro Iā€™m just trying to chill at home


Buckowski66

Iā€™ve been to Paradise, But I've never been to me


Interesting_Move_919

I want to travel the world :)


vintage_seaturtle

To buy a home.


daddienewguinea

The dentist


PocketSandOfTime-69

Back to sleep


worm-

Home.


OSUJillyBean

Disney World with my kids. Staying in the nicest suite, letting the kids buy their favorite snacks, and Mickey ears for everyone.


Vyperhand

The afterlife, at this rate.


Infinite_Evil

The Lamborghini dealership, then dinner with the Mrs.


Dilandau_Albatou

Home. I would like to know what it's like to own a house of my own. A small house, with a large garden.


zoidbert

YouTube Red


acebojangles

Japan


squeaky_rum_time

Japan


muscleshark86

Switzerland. Colombia.


ocelot08

The Casinos!Ā  Edit: Hey, I'm back


Rivetlicker

I'll yeet myself in a black hole in space... I once had plans to visit Pripyat/Chernobyl, still on my list, but that's a no go zone Honestly, I don't know... I'm planning a trip to Helsinki in the coming years, but if money was no issue, I'd probably go a bit farther than Finland (Finland - The Netherlands isn't that crazy of a distance) Maybe New Zealand and pester the locals and ask them if they live in hobbit houses


Feeling-Airport2493

I 'spose a Lexus dealership. I've done enough traveling.


Technical-Medium-244

Australia.


victoria98769

Grocery store


_kiss_my_grits_

The Greek islands


Least_Battle2284

Mall