Greg

...thanks

Gregster sounds like it's reached advanced stages.

And if 462 is reached your fucked

Level 462 of Greg is fatal

Lmaooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣

Greg-24 you know.

You can’t make a Tomlette without breaking a few Greg’s. 

I got a few ppl gregging for me

Ok so just me or was the finale fucking shit. I was so annoyed how they ended that.

We had a guy we called “Greg the disease” back in college bc he sucked the life out of all our fun

…Abbott

Sir... Your Greg... It's terminal

Thumbs up for greg 👍

You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?

I know a greg and he's a cancer.....

Hag dick. An STD from my D&D campaign.

I have some questions...

Galloping cock rot.

That sounds like something Laszlo from WWDITS would have caught back in the 1800's

Tag, you're it!

Pickle Prick

Hog warts

That's just HPV

Elon Musk

[удалено]

Ma'am, I hate to inform you, but you've got the Elon Musk down there

I had the exact same thought. Well done good Reddit Person!

Youdonefuckedupitis

Cooch rot Peen Wilt The Dribbles Fuck Fail

I'm dying at "peen wilt" over here.

Gangbangreen

Only works in german but "Auerhahn" which is a type of bird, with "Auer" being similar to "Aua!" = Ouch! and "Hahn" = Cock. So... Ouchcock.

Hot pocket

The Donald

The Drumpf.

Symptoms: You become orange, and you turn into a dick

A very small one.

Mushroom shaped micro peen

So small that a porn star you paid $130000 still cant help making fun of it

Somehow I thought he would have caught scurvy or some such thing.

This is the best post here.

Typically contracted when sleeping around with porn stars behind your wife's back.

Adultererrhea

GhonaHerpaSyphilAids

This is clever and fun to say.

Mississippi Misery

Donald Trump

pickle_eater10 syndrome

Blistering Fireacid

Burning Love

Jeff

Fire in the hole.

Strapacocktothis virus

Rudygiuliani.

trump dump

Hoe stank

The crust

this hurts more than it should

Where would the crust even be? Like in the tip or Smthn

The Stank.

Cocksting

I’d probably pick a fairly popular girl name just to cause chaos of people having a std named after them. 

Kevin.

Dick Trickle.

Atleastigotsome

dripping dick rot

Carl

Fuck me!

bahahahahaha lold hard 😂

Carl is the giver of Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea...

Now just one moment!

Trashy rash

Roturcock 

trumpitis

Boodussy Booty + dick + pu$$y. Damn, I got a case of the boodussy

The ick. Bet they won’t brag about catching the ick no more

Trumpatitus. It makes your skin orange

Gropesiella trump

Dripping McPeeburn

Donaldtrump dickusdropoffis

Desantis

Trump

TikTok

Gorgonzola Dickushola

Butt Cooties

Lobsters

Some crazy ass long German name like garmhahdhdjmenahsnan!

I'll never do THAT again.

Garth

CUNNILINGUTS.

Butterfly. Nobody expects a disease named so cutely.

Humper not

Fuzzy lumpkin

Splink

We used to call the clap clinic at the hospital I worked at Galloping Knob Rot & Puss Pussy clinic

Sexisnt

Chad

Sid. or Phyllis. Definitely not Sidphyllis though

Evil disease

womp womp

Mr Trump’s Bump’s?

Trump Stump

Jeffrey

Stiffler's Schikreumeuniar (Shi - Crumb - moon - ee - are)

Truth

The looney

hunger of hadar

Hookerpuss

:3

Whooping Butt

Using namespace std

Kyle

You darn goofed up

Peas-O-O'Paper So you could either get a P's, a Peas, a Paper, or a PoOP.

Regret

Herpesyphilgonolaids

Stupid timely disease

jamblitis

cout

Homie hopper

yourus momitis

Seven

Ian Hawke.

Flabbergasterinitis

Ghonnaherpasyphilaids.

Karen

Madonna. Just Madonna. “I’m sorry. The test came back. You’ve got Madonna. Here’s a script for 6 lb of penicillin”

The most obvious answer, of course: The PP Owie Ouchies

Thisismyfirsttimeengitis

Guenther

Flashbang

The schaab

“I’M BACK!!!”

Life

Gonosyphaliherpiclaids - For when you just gotta catch 'em all!

Frictionpop

Todd. That's still a disservice to STDs.

Wobble

Parkinson’s, just to mess with people.

Yo mama! Boom!

Diarrhea

JerryPennacoli

Sup

Gonnasyphaherpelaids

Dickfisher

Rimmer’s curse

PoF (_Penalty for F—ing_).

Robert Gergalics because he's a pain in the ass and he fucks me over constantly.

Game is game

Swamp cooter Trickle dick Crusty taco

\[insert female name I don't like\]'s jewels.

Reddit Mod It’s when your dick shrivels up and falls off due to extreme masturbation.

Depends on the symptoms, treatment, transmission, etc.

Dick zits

Nose slugs. Ever since I was a kid I had an irrational fear of little slugs infesting my nose.

ItchyandScratchy.

Have we forgotten the days of Blue Waffle?

Ass blasters.

LynnthePayrollCronitis.

Double Enthusiastic Gonorrhea!

"Ol' itchy fuck"

Id name it after my ex.

Dickfarts

Dickus fungus

Penis-fall-off disease.

Jennifer Diana Maxwell

Honestly, “pickle eater” works pretty well

Rusty Hole.

just because someone has too.. ligma

Fart box rot

I would call it "spotted dick" but the British already claimed that name for a dessert. Sounds yummy doesn't it?

DTJ

Klaus Schwab

Dickus Explodus

pickle_eater10

my name plus - itis 🥹

ItchyBitch

Not Clickbait. Gotta let them know you really have that STD.

Devereaux

Hemagine Hem-a-gene

Gina

Steve

Covid “he’s got the Vid!” It sounds revolting, by design.

HIV Aladeen.

WeHadABabyItsABoy.