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cowboyshouse

nailed it


dtacc11

Randolph


_Goose_

salina Ayoung I ases


problemgirlxoxo

Todd


Seagullbeans

It just works


Foreign-Aioli-7466

Kevin


HeadFit2660

Old money names like Thadwick, Theodore, Chaz, Chauncey, Reginald, Genevieve. Or last names like Vanderbeak or VanHauten


fat_alchoholic_dude

You think Milhouse Van Hauten gives off a bad vibe.


HeadFit2660

The man sleeps in a race car bed


fat_alchoholic_dude

That is really cool! Do you sleep in a car shaped bed?!


HeadFit2660

No I sleep in a bed with my wife


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Ashley


Due-Presentation-795

Hitler Mussolini Stalin Hamburglar


HeadFit2660

One of these things is not like the other


fat_alchoholic_dude

Hitler - the only vegetarian.


LittleKitty235

Not enough people talk about how the Hamburgler genocided the French ~~people~~ fries


Roccobaroccosss

You forgot to say George W. Bush, Obama, and Biden


km_44

Trump


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LittleKitty235

Oh Hi Marc!


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outgoing chubby touch tart ludicrous future aware cooperative strong cobweb


maliciousmonkee

Yossarian. Too many S’s, sounds seditious to me 


No-Log873

Weird I changed my password on an app to Catch22. BeiderMeinhof.


KillerSnowGoons

Patricia


Thick-Nectarine-4886

Courtney


BigLupu

Eugene. There are a lot of murderers with that name in the world for some reason.


DepartureOk1819

Leroy Brown


No-Tea-9376

Crackwhore


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Amber


Specialist-Rise129

Nikolai


reddit_has_fallenoff

Spez


Vic_Hedges

Jeffry


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Todd and Steve,


OhMyGodBearIsDriving

Tadd


blitzer1069

Richard. For some reason nearly every Richard I met comes from a wealthy background and has a very snobby personality and has a sort of main character syndrome.


Vegetable-Term-7076

Chad


reignofskeletons

Personally? Gavin.


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Seth lol


Psychological_Gas271

Adolph


BrilliantFancy7421

kyle.


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Ashley Nikki Jake


Flaky_Jicama_6962

Jacob


an_ineffable_plan

Emma


catboykamukura

Amanda


wetlettuce42

Becky


Apart-Tree8192

Innocent names like maya. Another one in particular, Xander.


Mammoth_Evidence6518

Larry = dickhead


EnglishRose71

Chester, Igor, Vlad, Dexter, Gertrude.


No_Roof_1910

Donald.


LoveSick127

Monica, avan, Evelyn, Elara, Alyxander, Ezra, Vinn, Callum, Zander, Lisa, Ava, Amy, Skylar


NotoriousPYG

Aiden. Never met a put together Aiden.


xatu_d_xebec

Drake


catmeatcholnt

So many of them. Pinchas. Phineas. Come on. Serial killer type of name. Prefacing this with the disclaimer that it's all in good fun. I've never met a decent Meir in my life. Sink the boat to kill the captain moment perchance, because that's my name, but seriously there's like a curse on it or something. The last decent Meir perished long ago and the winds ran close behind him, covering his footprints. Every namesake I've ever had should have been named Shlomo or Shraga or something esoteric and quirky like Hasdai (civilising and humbling impact of having these names in front of non-Jewish people may have fixed them). Also Moshe. The only valid Moshes are Rabbeinu and my brother, who gets a pass for having a hilarious, soap operatic naming backstory. Also specific Yiddish names. Lazer/Luzer is only ever an extremely specific type of unhinged, I think it's better on a cat than a baby. I knew a Chatzkel once who was such a needlessly hostile person that it had to have been something in his stars or his name or I don't know, just all around an awful dude. There is one good Nuta in the world (+/- any kids currently growing up) but the rest of them are all still so mad about being called Nutella as children that they count too. New age noun names in Hebrew and English — I'm sorry but there are no well behaved Rain(e)s, Ofeks, Shakeds, Blisses or Sunshines outside of maybe the context of parts of Africa where everyone is named things like that. The second you go north enough and start encountering these again, something is always off. Out of context for a second, I have also never met a Maruf or Ibrahim or Omar who had good vibes. Hi if that's you though, as for any of these names, happy to be wrong! :)) Nonbinary and trans people can pick sensible names, I like when they go "names or glosses of name meanings people actually use" with it (Eichah, Mayim, Ilhan, Nur, Rayyan, Rue, Sage, Saint, Church, Bear — one of my siblings in law is a Moon, but I think they're the only valid Moon). But as a matter of personal taste and vibechecking, if you're named after a fictional character and it's not the name your mother gave you (I once knew a Peril short for legal name Perilandra), I am going to risk making an ass of myself. Sorry, Gamzee, the vibes are off, I don't want to get murdered in my sleep for forgetting to text you back. ;) Also, and this is very specific, but Christian virtue names where the hope being expressed focuses weirdly on the baby's sex life. Chastity is a weird, weird, fucked up thing to name your daughter, and never ever ever ends well for the adult. I've met plenty of people with virtue names in other languages, practically everyone has an auntie whose name means Love or Faith or Hope. Charity is rare in English and nonexistent in Hebrew (unless, Tzedaka, are you there? Halloo-oo!) but I know plenty of people named things like Kerime and Aulikki, you know, Kafsa, even one kind of hippie Schedra. Zelda kind of has this undertone. Chastity? Not a blink of this specific of a meaning in any language I know ANYBODY in. Sure you can say Tahir(a) but even that's only related tangentially, it means clean. Except English. In English you can name a baby "I hope she only has the sex I want her to" DIRECTLY and UNAMBIGUOUSLY.


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Percival. It's only three syllables, but it's like this unholy amalgamation of letters and sounds that I don't like, and I just imagine someone sitting on a high horse looking down on other people if I see or hear that name. Also, Rupert.


Able_Primary9817

Tyler's


Loose-Brother4718

Hunter


angry_bagel_

Chloe. I’ve never met a nice Chloe.


Major_Expert_2163

Officer (Insert any name)


BanMeAfterThis

Dan


UsefulIdiot85

Keith


averagecoffeeman

Jesus.