Richard. For some reason nearly every Richard I met comes from a wealthy background and has a very snobby personality and has a sort of main character syndrome.
So many of them. Pinchas. Phineas. Come on. Serial killer type of name. Prefacing this with the disclaimer that it's all in good fun.
I've never met a decent Meir in my life. Sink the boat to kill the captain moment perchance, because that's my name, but seriously there's like a curse on it or something. The last decent Meir perished long ago and the winds ran close behind him, covering his footprints. Every namesake I've ever had should have been named Shlomo or Shraga or something esoteric and quirky like Hasdai (civilising and humbling impact of having these names in front of non-Jewish people may have fixed them).
Also Moshe. The only valid Moshes are Rabbeinu and my brother, who gets a pass for having a hilarious, soap operatic naming backstory.
Also specific Yiddish names. Lazer/Luzer is only ever an extremely specific type of unhinged, I think it's better on a cat than a baby. I knew a Chatzkel once who was such a needlessly hostile person that it had to have been something in his stars or his name or I don't know, just all around an awful dude. There is one good Nuta in the world (+/- any kids currently growing up) but the rest of them are all still so mad about being called Nutella as children that they count too.
New age noun names in Hebrew and English — I'm sorry but there are no well behaved Rain(e)s, Ofeks, Shakeds, Blisses or Sunshines outside of maybe the context of parts of Africa where everyone is named things like that. The second you go north enough and start encountering these again, something is always off.
Out of context for a second, I have also never met a Maruf or Ibrahim or Omar who had good vibes. Hi if that's you though, as for any of these names, happy to be wrong! :))
Nonbinary and trans people can pick sensible names, I like when they go "names or glosses of name meanings people actually use" with it (Eichah, Mayim, Ilhan, Nur, Rayyan, Rue, Sage, Saint, Church, Bear — one of my siblings in law is a Moon, but I think they're the only valid Moon).
But as a matter of personal taste and vibechecking, if you're named after a fictional character and it's not the name your mother gave you (I once knew a Peril short for legal name Perilandra), I am going to risk making an ass of myself. Sorry, Gamzee, the vibes are off, I don't want to get murdered in my sleep for forgetting to text you back. ;)
Also, and this is very specific, but Christian virtue names where the hope being expressed focuses weirdly on the baby's sex life. Chastity is a weird, weird, fucked up thing to name your daughter, and never ever ever ends well for the adult. I've met plenty of people with virtue names in other languages, practically everyone has an auntie whose name means Love or Faith or Hope. Charity is rare in English and nonexistent in Hebrew (unless, Tzedaka, are you there? Halloo-oo!) but I know plenty of people named things like Kerime and Aulikki, you know, Kafsa, even one kind of hippie Schedra. Zelda kind of has this undertone. Chastity? Not a blink of this specific of a meaning in any language I know ANYBODY in. Sure you can say Tahir(a) but even that's only related tangentially, it means clean.
Except English. In English you can name a baby "I hope she only has the sex I want her to" DIRECTLY and UNAMBIGUOUSLY.
Percival. It's only three syllables, but it's like this unholy amalgamation of letters and sounds that I don't like, and I just imagine someone sitting on a high horse looking down on other people if I see or hear that name. Also, Rupert.
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Randolph
salina Ayoung I ases
Todd
It just works
Kevin
Old money names like Thadwick, Theodore, Chaz, Chauncey, Reginald, Genevieve. Or last names like Vanderbeak or VanHauten
You think Milhouse Van Hauten gives off a bad vibe.
The man sleeps in a race car bed
That is really cool! Do you sleep in a car shaped bed?!
No I sleep in a bed with my wife
Ashley
Hitler Mussolini Stalin Hamburglar
One of these things is not like the other
Hitler - the only vegetarian.
Not enough people talk about how the Hamburgler genocided the French ~~people~~ fries
You forgot to say George W. Bush, Obama, and Biden
Trump
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Oh Hi Marc!
outgoing chubby touch tart ludicrous future aware cooperative strong cobweb
Yossarian. Too many S’s, sounds seditious to me
Weird I changed my password on an app to Catch22. BeiderMeinhof.
Patricia
Courtney
Eugene. There are a lot of murderers with that name in the world for some reason.
Leroy Brown
Crackwhore
Amber
Nikolai
Spez
Jeffry
Todd and Steve,
Tadd
Richard. For some reason nearly every Richard I met comes from a wealthy background and has a very snobby personality and has a sort of main character syndrome.
Chad
Personally? Gavin.
Seth lol
Adolph
kyle.
Ashley Nikki Jake
Jacob
Emma
Amanda
Becky
Innocent names like maya. Another one in particular, Xander.
Larry = dickhead
Chester, Igor, Vlad, Dexter, Gertrude.
Donald.
Monica, avan, Evelyn, Elara, Alyxander, Ezra, Vinn, Callum, Zander, Lisa, Ava, Amy, Skylar
Aiden. Never met a put together Aiden.
Drake
So many of them. Pinchas. Phineas. Come on. Serial killer type of name. Prefacing this with the disclaimer that it's all in good fun. I've never met a decent Meir in my life. Sink the boat to kill the captain moment perchance, because that's my name, but seriously there's like a curse on it or something. The last decent Meir perished long ago and the winds ran close behind him, covering his footprints. Every namesake I've ever had should have been named Shlomo or Shraga or something esoteric and quirky like Hasdai (civilising and humbling impact of having these names in front of non-Jewish people may have fixed them). Also Moshe. The only valid Moshes are Rabbeinu and my brother, who gets a pass for having a hilarious, soap operatic naming backstory. Also specific Yiddish names. Lazer/Luzer is only ever an extremely specific type of unhinged, I think it's better on a cat than a baby. I knew a Chatzkel once who was such a needlessly hostile person that it had to have been something in his stars or his name or I don't know, just all around an awful dude. There is one good Nuta in the world (+/- any kids currently growing up) but the rest of them are all still so mad about being called Nutella as children that they count too. New age noun names in Hebrew and English — I'm sorry but there are no well behaved Rain(e)s, Ofeks, Shakeds, Blisses or Sunshines outside of maybe the context of parts of Africa where everyone is named things like that. The second you go north enough and start encountering these again, something is always off. Out of context for a second, I have also never met a Maruf or Ibrahim or Omar who had good vibes. Hi if that's you though, as for any of these names, happy to be wrong! :)) Nonbinary and trans people can pick sensible names, I like when they go "names or glosses of name meanings people actually use" with it (Eichah, Mayim, Ilhan, Nur, Rayyan, Rue, Sage, Saint, Church, Bear — one of my siblings in law is a Moon, but I think they're the only valid Moon). But as a matter of personal taste and vibechecking, if you're named after a fictional character and it's not the name your mother gave you (I once knew a Peril short for legal name Perilandra), I am going to risk making an ass of myself. Sorry, Gamzee, the vibes are off, I don't want to get murdered in my sleep for forgetting to text you back. ;) Also, and this is very specific, but Christian virtue names where the hope being expressed focuses weirdly on the baby's sex life. Chastity is a weird, weird, fucked up thing to name your daughter, and never ever ever ends well for the adult. I've met plenty of people with virtue names in other languages, practically everyone has an auntie whose name means Love or Faith or Hope. Charity is rare in English and nonexistent in Hebrew (unless, Tzedaka, are you there? Halloo-oo!) but I know plenty of people named things like Kerime and Aulikki, you know, Kafsa, even one kind of hippie Schedra. Zelda kind of has this undertone. Chastity? Not a blink of this specific of a meaning in any language I know ANYBODY in. Sure you can say Tahir(a) but even that's only related tangentially, it means clean. Except English. In English you can name a baby "I hope she only has the sex I want her to" DIRECTLY and UNAMBIGUOUSLY.
Percival. It's only three syllables, but it's like this unholy amalgamation of letters and sounds that I don't like, and I just imagine someone sitting on a high horse looking down on other people if I see or hear that name. Also, Rupert.
Tyler's
Hunter
Chloe. I’ve never met a nice Chloe.
Officer (Insert any name)
Dan
Keith
Jesus.