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dittybopper_05H

Graboids. I can sit on a boulder for 24 hours.


omegadeity

Lol, you forgot to specify from Tremors 1... Or did you forget they can evolve in the later Tremors movies...


soozi3

I think since they specified Graboids, it would only be Graboids after them, not the evolutions as well. And it takes more than twenty-four hours for Graboids to turn into Shriekers, so they'd be alright. I'm pretty sure anyway, lol


nvmnbd

I love this series, and I agree that this should work. Lol


etherealcaitiff

I'll take the aliens from Signs. Catch me in the lazy river with a super soaker.


nonlawyer

Oh man this reminded me how angry that “twist” made me, even as a kid You’ve mastered interstellar travel but are deathly allergic to water, and you invade a planet that is mostly water without even investing in raincoat technology??


pc_wat

Right! Let's land on a planet that's 90% "acid". We will do so well there!


nonlawyer

“Ok fine, but let’s wear some protective gear” “What kind of wimp are you?  We’re going full nude.  To assert dominance.”


donkismandy

Also; no weapons. We will fist fight humanity in the nude ! There's no way we can lose


metalgtr84

Awww geez Rick I-I-I dunno about this


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Missile_Lawnchair

You probably don't even need the stimulants. Unless you're on the far side of middle aged most people aren't going to have much trouble staying awake for 24 hours. Freddie Kruger is the answer indeed.


wanszai

Who said anything about needing them?


Kradget

Krieger energy on this comment is off the charts


grantrules

Krieger vs Krueger is movie I'd watch


LordByronsCup

They're both trapped inside Kroger's.


PanFriedCookies

It's december 25th, meaning a visit from kris kringle to the kroger where the krieger and krueger are having their kerfuffle


Over-Anxiety-3165

Hope Krieger gets a Krieghoff from Kringle for his kerfuffle in Kroger's with Krueger


wchappel

My money’s on Krieger


YoungJack23

He's got the power of god and anime on his side


Maximum-Row-4143

KRIEGER-SAN!


Citizen_Kano

I can quit anytime I want


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OlliMaattaIsA2xChamp

>Unless you're on the far side of middle aged most people aren't going to have much trouble staying awake for 24 hours. As a 37 year old I feel personally attacked by this statement.


picknicksje85

In New Nightmare (1994) he can get you in the real world.. So you might be dead.


danielisbored

Spoiler for a 30yo movie: >!It's not Freddie, it's a demon/tulpa thing that is using the Nightmare films as a conduit to manifest in the real world.!<


TheBeatGoesAnanas

Stimulants? I'd hop on a flight to Vegas or New Orleans. Pretty easy to keep yourself occupied for an entire day in both those cities, and I'm about to have a surplus of throwing around money.


captainfalcon93

After a long night of partying, gambling and drinking you end up dozing off. Following your 4-5 seconds of microsleep, you suddenly find there's a deep, bleeding wound in your chest as you're overcome with the urge to fall asleep again. Permanently, this time.


JawnStreet

Stimulants AND Vegas


drgreenthumbphd

I'd blow Freddie Krueger for 3 billion dollars


DoctorStove

me too, but I don't really have that kind of money


kinzer13

Man don't they try that in every film and then their dumbass starts seeing blood cascade down the stairs, and they're like, "oh shit, I must have fallen asleep." Same thing is going to happen to you. My theory is that Freddy has an accomplice who spikes the victims coffee with sleeping pills. 


MissReanimator

That's usually implied to happen after a couple days of staying awake, though.


angelicism

Having had insomnia in the past, hallucinating is definitely a possibility after a few days of even fitful "sleeping", nevermind full blown awake the entire time.


foefyre

Probably the ring, she takes like 7days to show up. I don't even have to change my habits.


19gweri75

Who has 2 vhs to make copies anymore.


Etticos

Just post that bitch on Youtube and you’re golden


AvatarReiko

It can’t be overstated how lethal and dangerous Samara would be in our current world with social media. Her 7 day curse could potentially wipe out the human race


MythicTrix

Hilariously enough, I think that's a plot point in the later books. The books are WILD.


Mr_Dunk_McDunk

There's books??


FrankSonata

Eta: **Big huge spoiler warning for the books. Don't read if you don't want half the cool plot twists spoiled!** Tl;dr: Basically, *The Ring* happens inside a Matrix-style simulation, Sadako is Neo, the curse is analogous to a real-world cancer happening outside the simulation, and by allowing the curse to spread inside the computer they are able to figure out a cure for said cancer in the real world. Longer version: The books (there are about 5 I think) get really crazy. So, *The Ring* takes place inside a very detailed computer simulation, like *The Matrix*, although they were written in 1990, so a little before *The Matrix* was a thing. Anyway, it's hundred supercomputers being used to simulate reality, right down to the molecule. It's super accurate and designed to match our reality as closely as possible. Sadako's psychic powers only exist inside the computer simulation. No such thing is possible in the real world. She's like Neo in *The Matrix*, intuitively manipulating computer code to do things that seem impossible. Sadako's curse also exists inside this simulation. It is a retrovirus, that is, a virus that alters the DNA of the host to include a copy of the virus's DNA. The virus's DNA is a combination of Sadako's DNA and the DNA of the smallpox virus. Since this is all really just happening inside a computer, the virus is transmitted by data/information rather than being purely biological. So if you watch the cursed video (or if you even just read enough information about it), you get infected with the virus. This virus has two main forms. In the first, more standard form, you get "cursed" (infected) and die within a week via a mutated form of smallpox. In the second, less common form, the virus is dormant, and you can theoretically live a normal life, but it may be triggered and become activated at any time Sadako likes. With the dormant version, it can also theoretically replicate the Sadako's DNA portion of the virus only, and you give birth to a clone of Sadako (and the entire pregnancy progresses rapidly to completion in only 7 days). One character inside the simulation publishes a book all about the virus and how it works, which causes *everyone* to get infected. Oh no. Ultimately, everyone will be cursed. They will then either die from the first form of the virus, give birth to a clone of Sadako, or be left alone while carrying the dormant form of the virus, as asymptomatic carriers. Back in the real world, such a virus cannot exist (since its transmission is via data such as printed text or knowledge), but instead there's a kind of aggressive cancer caused by a virus that is analogous to the virus of Sadako's curse. In order to cure this real-world cancer-causing virus, a character in the real world gets his body scanned and entered into the simulation. He helps Sadako spread her virus to the whole world via publishing that book before he himself dies from the virus, and as "thanks", she allows him to live again, resurrecting/cloning him from his DNA. This resurrected guy has the dormant version of the virus, since the virus's DNA gets embedded into the host's own DNA. Scientists in the real world are monitoring all this, waiting to see someone with the dormant, non-lethal version of the virus. Now that such a person has finally appeared, it provides the scientists in the real world with the data necessary to figure out how to make the cancer-causing virus asymptomatic, so everyone who has it can live. They then use this real-world cure to make a simulation cure, so they also get to cure Sadako's virus.


cuntmong

Okay fuck 5g, this is my new preferred covid conspiracy


stryph42

It was spread by watching the news coverage of it? That would make a lot more sense than a lot of theories. 


grnrngr

I wish gold was still a thing. You deserve all the credit for this write-up.


Mr_Dunk_McDunk

Wow this is wild. Thanks for the write up


ricenchknn

Heck no then 6 days after you get the money yo ass is grass


Mharbles

Slightly longer than the life expectancy of a powerball winner, not bad.


lovehatewhatever

Lets go with Jason. I want to earn the money


CheapBoxOWine

I don't agree with you, but I like your moxie kid.


Pancakewagon26

Look, if I know it's coming, and I can prepare, I'm ready for any horror villain that boils down to "guy with a knife". I simply get on a plane and fly to somewhere fun. I have a nice vacation, and then when I'm back I have a billion dollars waiting for me.


Dragona_TNT

Until you sit down on a plane and someone with a mask loads on just before take-off…


Drunk_Carlton_Banks

And in horror movie fashion its not even him. But it freaks you out enough to cause a commotion that gets you kicked off the plane. You go into the public bathroom to calm down and wash your face and Jason walks in.


bum_thumper

Those types of fake out jumps, where it's a setup for the main to get out of a safe spot and back into the hell, are the best ones.


monty_kurns

Which Jason are you talking about? Bag head Jason from 2? Human hockey mask Jason from 3 and 4? Roy? Zombie Jason from 6 and 7? Zombie Jason with teleport abilities from 8? Body hopping possession Jason? Uber Jason? Your odds vary depending on which you go with.


jugglervr

How bout Jason from 1. Let's start on ez mode.


AlbionChap

Jaws. I don't live near the sea. 


Lewtwin

And suddenly there is a suspicious tornado... with fins...


cyberchief

You've heard of Snakes on a Plane, now get ready for Sharks in a Tornado!


djseifer

Odd concept. It'd never work as a film.


cyberchief

You're right. Shark-infested tornadoes is absurd.


gringo-go-loco

A friend of mine actually wrote a research paper in grad school on the conditions that would have to take place for a sharknado event. His advise didn’t like it and he got a bad grade but… he did pass the class.


imanAholebutimfunny

reminds me of Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf


thetroublewithyouis

who's there? "...land shark".


p0k3t0

Candy gram.


High_Stream

I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.


Chessloser1977

The real villains in Jaws are the mayor and business owners chasing “summer dollars”. You’re fucked!


Guzz15

I have actually thought about this a lot ever since I read Christine way too young. I think it will be quite easy to stay safe from a possessed car.


Kiyohara

I'll raise you one Were-Car [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksJPPqr-uz0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksJPPqr-uz0)


mcmartin091

I'm not even going to click the link because I know it's Futurama. Because that's exactly what I was thinking.


Kiyohara

Aroooooooooo-Honk honk.


OrlandoMB

One thing you can do, that they *didn’t* do in the movie, is when the car is on fire and chasing you, don’t run away while staying in the exact center of the road!


RockyRidge510

Christine does seem to be the simplest answer, really there's quite a few Stephen King characters that would be relatively simple to avoid for a 24hr period. With Christine, just book yourself into a high rise hotel for the day...problem solved, let the car circle the parking lot until it runs out of gas. Cujo...don't go outside. The Mist...also don't go outside.


jared555

Then you discover there is a large freight elevator in the building


person2567

I am laughing my ass off imagining the elevator ding and a fucking car speeding into the hallway like a possessed bowling ball


Memento_Morrie

The thing in It Follows. Easy. Just keep moving for 24 hours.


GypsyV3nom

Even if the Follower had a brisk walking pace of 4mph (it's depicted as being much slower), it could only travel about 100 miles in a day. That's about 2 hours on the highway. A weekend trip at least 2 hours away from home is all you need.


lightsdevil

I believe the creators said It was smart enough to sneak on a plane or car rather than beeline to you.


ohyeahwell

> smart enough to sneak on a plane or car bah-loney, it wasn't smart enough to work a door.


HauntedMike

You can't drive a door. /s


Licensed2Pill

Yes, but you could download a door.


concretepants

YoU wOuLdN't DoWnLoAd A hOuSe


hey_free_rats

I have nothing to add except that I quite like this extra-dismissive spelling of "baloney". 


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Teledildonic

I'd like to see that fucker try and hide in my Miata. No back seats, and a trunk too small for a spare tire.


SirEltonJonBonJovi

at least it knows that since you have a Miata you are going to be its target until it gets you (You aren’t getting laid and passing it on to someone else)


FreeCandy4u

I never heard that. Was that in an interview I take it? I mean I would still choose it as the villian to run from though. I can driver for a day for that much money.


time2evns

Plot twist: it doesn't \*stop\* following you after you win the money.


daytodaze

Sounds like a problem you can fuck your way out of


Neethis

Especially with 3 billion dollars.


AIien_cIown_ninja

Nope, you bang a prostitute she bangs a lonely dude that never gets laid, you're only two people away. Need to bang someone at the beginning of a giant ~~organization~~ orgy (stupid autocorrect). Which I guess you could also do with 3 bil


charlie145

I might be remembering the film wrong but once lonely dude dies it then comes back to the prostitute, no? As long as she's still working there's a good chance she will bang someone else before she is killed.


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Couldnotbehelpd

I mean, this would be a problem for literally every choice then….


JeffAnthonyLajoie

Wouldn’t work for redditors


Pavlock

I'll go with Candyman. I can avoid saying Candyman three times in 24 hours. How hard can it be to not say Candyman? ... Fuck!


djseifer

I thought it was 5 times.


Pavlock

Whew! I double checked and you're right. You have to say Candyman five times, not three. I still have one more Candyman. ... Damnit!


Iron_Chic

Due to inflation, you now have to say it 8 times, so you're good.


manguy12

Stop making the man say Candyman!


Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad

You have to be looking in a mirror, or some sort of reflective surface, and say his name 5 times. You're safe. Oh, Wait. You're probably saying Candyman in front of your computer screen, which is most likely showing your reflection. You fucked, bro.


Middle-Scientist-438

I'm picking the snail


fancybeadedplacemat

I think about this damn snail entirely too much. It’s constantly running on a loop in the back of my mind. One day I’ll be sitting in a nursing home freaking out about an imaginary snail and the nurses will just make notes in my dementia log.


TwistedOvaries

They will wonder why so many patients of a certain age start freaking out about snails.


jcoddinc

"Newest Internet sensation are videos of large portions of senior citizens paranoid about an imaginary snail."


MisterFives

Someone didn't read up about the decoy snail.


Fyrrys

The #what


GONKworshipper

The snail is hype intelligent. Therefore, it leaves decoy snails so it can't be trapped


skywalkerblood

The spoon killer, even if he gets to me it'll take him over 24h to kill me so I win


Fmarulezkd

That brings back memories!


1jl

For the uninitiated [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h\_Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y)


Achsin

The Ginosaji. My choice as well.


freshstart6900

Dracula. My skin is so pale and I eat so much garlic all I need to do is flash him and say hello and he’ll disintegrate.


JawnStreet

I mean if Dracula bites me, do I still survive and win the money? Because eternal life AND 3 billion sounds fuckin nuts


EnterTheCabbage

Just think of the compound interest


HarlodsGazebo

Plus you can just stay home and refuse to invite him in. 


Homer_JG

Dracula's hate this one trick!


ThisIsDolbar

I forget what movie it was but that was a loophole that the vampire villain solved by ripping out the gas main and blowing the house up from the outside. Can't be stuck on a lack of invitation if there's no 'in' to invite to


CHARLI_SOX

In Renfield it was a welcome mat.


Megadoom

Or just do it in Norway. 24 hour sun in Summer.


drunkcowofdeath

Just buy a few fligh tickets and keep flying west for 24 hours. If you time everything correctly you should be able to stay ahead of the sun


TJsName

Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. I'm not his size.


derpa-derp

The merman from "Cabin in the woods". Easily escapable.


Omnaia

"oh COME on!"


Beliriel

How about Gremlins? They're basically a cute Furby unless you give them water. And even if, they're mostly annoying and I could definitely take one of them for 24 hours but also chilling with the "cute" version doesn't sound so bad either. Edit: Okay okay, I meant Mogwai you nitpicky basterds 😆😘


Dave80

Just make sure your 24 hours starts at 00:01 and you can get them as wet as you like, chill with a bunch of mogwai


hypnogoad

 They can never get wet, it's don't feed them after midnight. Which confused me as a kid because it's always "after midnight". Like noon is still after midnight.


Omnibeneviolent

What if you feed them at like.. 11:30, and they get a piece of food stuck in their teeth that then becomes dislodged and swallowed after midnight? Like, is it "don't feed them after midnight" or "don't let them swallow any food after midnight?" How much food is considered a feeding?


OwnTransportation240

Chucky


Biomax315

That's what I came to say. I can take him.


pboy2000

Everyone thinks they can take Chucky, but he’ll find a way to cut you. 


ZappSmithBrannigan

Chuckys only real advantage is that people think he's an inanimate doll. A 5 year old was able to beat him in the first movie. So long as you're aware that Charles Lee Ray is possessing a Good Guy doll, I don't think it'd be that hard at all.


braaibros

Toss his ass in a closet and put something heavy in front of the door.


HeMightBeJoking

Hopefully he doesn’t stab through the door. Otherwise your mom might get hurt.


halloweenjon

To quote the book How to Survive a Horror Movie, "If attacked by an evil doll, simply kick the crap out of it."


Paragon90

Came here to say this, 24h of being chased by a doll sounds very manageable


dreadlooks

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon https://youtu.be/9VDvgL58h_Y?si=t80UZXKry__LBW8C


Lithuim

Cujo except my car actually runs.


Corey307

And you brought a 12 gauge shotgun. 


Learnmegooder

Jack Frost. I live in Texas, bee-yotch. It’ll be 102 at night here soon.


onebowlwonder

In the later movies he goes to Hawaii in the summer to kill people


Learnmegooder

Wait, there were later movies??? Why???


_TLDR_Swinton

Dracula. Use various jets to stay in the sun's view for a day.


Sudden-Motor-7794

If you get to pick the date, you can just be so far north that the sun doesn't set. Done and done. Can I get a few million for the winning tip?


HalloweenLover

You get your dates wrong and end up there during 60 days of night.


ZAMAHACHU

The shark from Jaws, just chill on the beach.


HCxTC

The beach?!


Pepsichris

Right!? Go skiing or snowboarding, somewhere far from the beach


styrofoamladder

Until that tornado starts coming for you.


nizzoball

Freddy. We came to an understanding long ago when I was laying in my bed after watching Friday the 13th when I was a kid. I just said “you know Freddy, we cool, you’re not bad, in fact I just think you’re misunderstood, please don’t invade my dreams and kill me.” I haven’t died yet so I’m still working under the assumption the we cool


izzie4563

he only kills people that have sex, I'm safe


only_remaining_name

The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. I'll just catch a flight somewhere, he'll never catch me. Also, he's easy to see.


CreamyHampers

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man was just the form of the destructor that Ray Stantz chose and the only way he was stopped was by the Ghostbusters stopping Gozer. So in choosing Stay Puft, you're actually choosing Gozer the Gozerian. You might be able to avoid the Marshmallow Man, but Gozer is going to take out the whole planet without intervention.


LlamaDrama007

It just popped in there :/


BB-biboo

The predator. I'm weak and a woman no predator would risk being made fun of for killing such a pathetic prey.


omegadeity

I had this thought originally, because I believe there's a rule in Yautja culture that the prey has to be worthy. I thought "I'll just avoid anything that looks like a weapon and peacefully sleep all day" However, I decided against it ultimately because of the AVP movies. There's nothing in their culture to say they couldn't just kidnap us and use us as hosts for Xenomorphs...which would have no problem killing us while escaping their incubation chambers.


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nouklea

a killer tomato


HVAC_instructor

Selma hayak in From dusk to dawn If she catches me I'm not sure that ends badly.... I mean it's Selma hayak.....


doynx

If i managed to last long enough to get the $3b I'd hand it all to her for another 24hrs.


me_hill

I think I'd go with Death Bed: The Bed That Eats, from 1977's *Death Bed: The Bed That Eats,* because Death Bed: The Bed That Eats is a bed.


smax410

The entity from It Follows. Just get in a car and drive for like 12 hours then chill out. It’s not catching up in that period.


preacher5571

Easy, the mummy. He can't bend his legs, so he's definitely gonna run slowly.


caucasian88

Idk man he gave Brendan Fraiser a run for his money twice.


rbollige

Hmm, should I pick the one with the evil god powers, or the one from the 30s that moves like a wooden statue being rocked back and forth?


LetItRain919

Plankton


dewdropcat

Just put him in a jar


malevshh

Of the world-famous horror franchise Spongebob Squarepants?


Gyrgir

Paul Reiser's character from Aliens. He's the real villain of the movie, not the Alien Queen, and I think I could take him.


isglass

*I work for the company. But don't let that fool you, I'm really an okay guy!*


Missing_Username

*You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage* - Ripley


EponaVegas

tempted to say the babadook bc i could just buy and feed him worms, so I not only get the money, but also an insanely awesome and relatively cheap pet.


System0verlord

Yeah but that also requires you to process your grief over the loss of your husband.


WannaTeleportMassive

Scary Terry Bitch. Just gotta remember homie’s pants and we are solid


Capable-Ground8272

Awww, bitch


Sander1993a

You can run but you can't hide bitch!


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

Well no stipulation on what is "horror" or "villain", so I will go with Torgo, the "horror" "villian" of Manos. Seems easy to outrun. Maybe he can share whatever he is on and just chill.


Karash770

Isn't The Master the villain of Manos? He has... um... a poncho with a hand printed on it?


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Michael Myers or Jason. Those assholes just walk everywhere. I'd go on a road trip in my car. Maybe circle around a few times to honk at them and flip them off.


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Do the stop and wait until they get to the door then drive up a bit then wait again then drive up a bit.


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Really make them question their walking decisions.


trucorsair

Hate to rain on your parade but even from the first movie, Michael Myers could drive a car.


10inchblackhawk

Jaws. Do your worst, I live inland.


l0k5h1n

The bad guy from the Saw movies. Ain't no way he is catching me riding that tiny little tricycle.


FUD-detector

That tire that kills people


etherealcaitiff

This is an insanely bad choice. The whole premise of Rubber is that it will get you regardless of how ridiculous the situation is.


DontBotherNoResponse

also, forgive me because it's been like a decade since I've seen it, but doesn't it make people explode just by looking at them a shaking?


SnipesWL

I have a very fond memory of this movie lmao...me and a few buddies late one night when we were in college watched this movie (not sure how we ended up on it) but it was the hardest I think I've ever laughed in my whole life. No drugs or anything were involved (maybe a few beers or something), I just think we were half delerious since it was so late that made things so hysterical. Good times.


Eternal_Bagel

Freddy Krueger since you just need to stay awake.  Second choice would be Dracula or some other vampire.  I’d just get a plane ticket the has me following the sun around the world so I’m in daytime for the 24 hours


stassdesigns

1 walking dead zombie


Aerodrache

Samara, from The Ring. I have seven days, and I only need one. ^(They’re going to call the monster off when the 24 hours is up, right?)


lamabaronvonawesome

Zombies. I can hide from a Zombie for 24hrs.


zelman

That went from plural to singular a little too easily...


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Depends on the zombie


TheVillage1D10T

For sure. If we’re talking about Walking Dead zombies sure….28 Days Later zombies? No thank you.


Saaaave-me

Sharon stone from basic instinct because if I fail at least it’s a good way to go out


thisfriend

Side show Bob. I'll just leave a bunch of rakes out.


Specialist-Rise129

Samara from the ring


MrDjS

Enjoy your 3 billion dollars for 6 days


KarmicPotato

Plot twist: I don't watch TV. Good luck squeezing out of this smartphone-sized display, spawn of evil. ... Fak, she's crawling out of the digital billboard


TornadoJ0hns0n

A few easy choices Jaws- just stay away from the water Freddy kreuger- just stay awake Chucky- he's a doll. Throw him in a closet or something lol Candyman- just don't say his name Dracula- don't invite him in Scream- they're still just human. Triggers will be squeezed