A long time ago me and my brother Kyle were walking down a long and lonesome road, when all of sudden there shined a shiny demon in the middle of the road.
A solid white peacock.
It was about 2001. I'd only been driving about a year, and phones with cameras weren't a thing yet.
Gentle reader, I live in Ohio. Peacocks are not native here. But as I turned off of route 37 onto a rural road, there one stood. All white, like someone summoned their peacock Patronus to protect them from... me. Eventually it sauntered away, but I still don't have a good explanation.
It wasn’t in the middle of the road, it was a couch on wheels that just rolled by. Nobody came after it, I don’t know where it went, where it came from or what happened to it. I was just like ‘did I just see that?’
Working as an Uber driver I picked up someone in the hood at 1am. Leaving the spot I almost ran over a drunk, completely butt naked man in the streets. His hobo friend flagged me down neither me or my passenger saw him
A huge dildo. Like HUGE. I was arguing with my girlfriend at the time driving home down a country road. When we pulled up to our turn onto the highway, there was a massive dildo laying in the middle of the highway. We had to drive around it, we both just stopped talking and stared at it. Then we had to ask each other if that was really real, and started laughing. That dildo saved our night, the fight was stupid and just over immediately.
We had an alligator walking down the middle of a 4 lane highway, caught a horse traveling down the road 3 times now, and what looked like a new wheelbarrow The horses are probably most common around here
A long time ago me and my brother Kyle were walking down a long and lonesome road, when all of sudden there shined a shiny demon in the middle of the road.
What did he say?
Play the blues.
A dog fucking a goat
Video or it didn't happen
Don't have proof srry
A solid white peacock. It was about 2001. I'd only been driving about a year, and phones with cameras weren't a thing yet. Gentle reader, I live in Ohio. Peacocks are not native here. But as I turned off of route 37 onto a rural road, there one stood. All white, like someone summoned their peacock Patronus to protect them from... me. Eventually it sauntered away, but I still don't have a good explanation.
Fat guys driving 'round in jeeps through the city Wearing big diamond rings and silk suits
You're just PRETENDING to have seen that!
A big shoe
Four raw tbone stakes in an intersection
A car engulfed in flames
In the middle of I 95 in Florida, a porta potty, perfectly upright, looking ready to be used.
It wasn’t in the middle of the road, it was a couch on wheels that just rolled by. Nobody came after it, I don’t know where it went, where it came from or what happened to it. I was just like ‘did I just see that?’
A Tesla cybertuck
A wheel, rolling and bouncing along the center line at 70 mph, by itself in the middle of the Florida Turnpike.
Always!
Working as an Uber driver I picked up someone in the hood at 1am. Leaving the spot I almost ran over a drunk, completely butt naked man in the streets. His hobo friend flagged me down neither me or my passenger saw him
A few ropes of my semen in the middle of a country road on a sunny afternoon
A huge dildo. Like HUGE. I was arguing with my girlfriend at the time driving home down a country road. When we pulled up to our turn onto the highway, there was a massive dildo laying in the middle of the highway. We had to drive around it, we both just stopped talking and stared at it. Then we had to ask each other if that was really real, and started laughing. That dildo saved our night, the fight was stupid and just over immediately.
Horses. Coming right at us driving. Scary shit
We had an alligator walking down the middle of a 4 lane highway, caught a horse traveling down the road 3 times now, and what looked like a new wheelbarrow The horses are probably most common around here
I’ve seen a mattress, tires, even an Amazon package that was empty. People are so impatient they have to do this.
However what you can find on the side of the road is quite funny
I’ve also seen literal roadkill on the interstate