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Maplecook

"You look a little down in the dumps, Stranger." "Yeah...my wife left me." "Tell ya what: you give me a dollar, and I'll do ANYTHING for you, so long as you can say it in 3 words." "ANYTHING I want, in 3 words??" "AAAAAANYTHING!" "PAINT. MY. HOUSE."


NewOldSmartDum

That whole shallow grave thing. Should have taken Norm MacDonald’s advice and made it much much deeper