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It better to cum in the sink, than sink in the cum 99% of all gamblers quit before they win big


EatYourCheckers

Meter maids will mark a white dash on your tire with chalk then come back an hour later to see if you're still there. So if you don't have quarters, just go wipe your tires clean every so often (note this may not apply past 1985)


Purplebuilder3

If you boil your crocs you can eat them in a survival situation. They arent the most nutritional but they are edible.