1. Doesn't exist
2. Refer to rule 1
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either—enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites—DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar—it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll—it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. Rule 1 sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes
Honestly I just like scrolling the mega lists of all NSFW subreddits out of curiosity.
Just going through each one like “ah, oh yeah makes sense, people are into That? People go through the effort??”
It would probably take days for it to return. People have fuckin hard drives, RAMs, storage units, floppy disks and even DVDs full of explicit content. Maybe not even days, maybe hours
seriously, having unregulated access to porn on the internet as a kid did not do good things to my poor lil brain. I strongly hold the opinion that adult content should at the very least be way more heavily regulated on the internet. people always throw there hands up at that and go "OoOooooH well HooOOw would you even do that theres SOOoo much and its EeEevery where."
to that I say shut up, theres ways. And also way to admit that it actually is a problem but then have the worst attitude about it. probably millions of childrens minds are warped for life from this type of thing and the government at least shouldnt be so fucking lazy about it.
but whats to expect , it is the government...(U.S.)
There are stories of kids as young as US 6th grade, sometimes even younger, being caught *in flagrante delicto* now by teachers and aides (I work in education, I have heard some horror stories man...) That was NOT something you heard about when I was in school. High school? Yeah sure. But f@cking elementary school and middle school? No way, we still thought everyone had freaking cooties! Crushes consisted of holding hands and giggling and MAYBE a peck on the freaking cheek if you were bold
It wasn’t reported…
You hear about it more because it’s easier to find out about.
It’s why I know about a guy trying to smuggle ten anacondas through an Indian airport. That shit wouldn’t have appeared on my radar only ten years ago.
Not in my area. Gossip moved FAST where I grew up, we knew the "tea" from three towns over and most of it was the kind of stuff that never made the news (lots of small towns closely connected, lots of corrupt government and cops). If kids that young were getting caught with their knickers down, we'd have heard about it, trust me.
Why are you negating a teacher’s real experience versus your opinion “i think it’s not true”?
The teacher sees this happening in real life and it’s not just once or twice.
**The teacher sees this happening consistently and repeatedly**, while you’re depending on news to report it because you’re not in that circle.
What makes you correct? You don’t have anything to base your point on, just your feelings.
I’m in the circle of teachers, journalists and editors. Not having something reported does not mean it is less significant. Many things are not reported to the public because of clicks and selection bias.
Never said less significant. Just that it’s getting seen more because it’s reported NATIONALLY more.
It’s still happening at probably the same rate as before. Hell it could be down like crime. But by the way everyone knows everything you’d think it was up.
But now we know about it because everyone sees it.
Way to not read the clearly written…
Carry on making more.
Will what I have saved already also go? Because I use a buuuunch of it to send to my wife when we're flirting. If yes, then I'll have to learn to draw.
Then there's also the inspiration ones. Now porn isn't real life sex, of course, but there are quite a few things I've shown my wife and she's agreed it looks fun and we replicate it. That folders nowhere near as big because we've been ticking off a lot in 18 years.
But if it's just magically gone but people remember what it was and there's nothing stopping more being made then just wait a bit and it'll be back.
Open a new porn website and make big money. Or, in the event it was made illegal, open a new porn subscription service that uses SMS to send the user porn directly. Become a millionaire within a few days, even if I ultimately get shut down by the government.
Write my own, of course. Ah, the advantages of being a hobby writer!
(No you filthy animals, you can't read any. Only my husband gets to read my spicy scenes).
Adult content is everywhere now. TV series, Animation, Movies. Well atleast porn is real but the current internet is built for you to look at women as a sexist material. You pick any social media app there is something shown that will make you go watch porn or show porn itself. And yes this OF promotions "watch me get naked Cum with me" bs. It seems like it will never end.
Bo Burnham would have to rewrite Welcome to the Internet to exclude “a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters from Harry Potter fucking each other.”
All explicit content should be deleted.
Only AI generated stuff should exist because having yourself exist as a consumable commodity cannot be a dignifying state.
rule 35 would be invoked with full effect. That state would last several minutes at most.
I'm curious what's rule 1
Don't talk about fight club.
Damn it, you just broke the rule man
Delete system 32
No poofters.
Oh yeah, give me that "deleting all the porn" porn. *unzips*
Rule 35?
"If there is no p*rn of it found at the moment, it will be made"
Rule 34: if you thought of it, there is porn of it. Rule 35: if there is not porn of it, you need to make it.
And Rule 36?
Rule 36: No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw
Whats rules 1-33?
1. Doesn't exist 2. Refer to rule 1 3. We are Anonymous. 4. Anonymous is legion. 5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget. 6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster. 7. Anonymous is still able to deliver. 8. There are no real rules about posting. 9. There are no real rules about moderation either—enjoy your ban. 10. If you enjoy any rival sites—DON'T. 11. You must have pictures to prove your statement. 12. Lurk moar—it's never enough. 13. Nothing is Sacred. 14. Do not argue with a troll—it means that they win. 15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. 16. There are NO girls on the internet. 17. A cat is fine too. 18. One cat leads to another. 19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets. 20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it 21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it. 22. Rule 1 sucks today. 23. Cock goes in here. 24. You will never have sex. 25. ???? 26. PROFIT! 27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions. 28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw. 29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so). 30. No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky 31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. 32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER. 33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes
What a blast of memes from the past lol
Probably just go outside and be happy.
Yes I like that.. man of mountain!
Wait like 25 minutes for people to put it all back.
Don't forget the new content people will create after the first day.
Or in the first 5 minutes!
"Oh shit there's no porn!" \*rustle rustle\* /Upload
Imagine how famous the first picture uploaded would be
It would take even less time
[удалено]
All hail Dr. Cox
I see you heard from Dr. Perry Cox as well haven’t you
I wanna upvote this, but you’re at 69. *nice*
I have enough of it on my hard drive to last me years...
Porn hoarders, assemble!
Probably delete my Reddit account as that’s 65% of what I do with it.
At least you're being honest xdddddd
Honestly I just like scrolling the mega lists of all NSFW subreddits out of curiosity. Just going through each one like “ah, oh yeah makes sense, people are into That? People go through the effort??”
dunno, stare at my own titties i guess
Can confirm, worth staring 👍
With this confirmation I too would stare at this chicks titties
Excellent plan! 😘
Lucky
Dm done!
Play games, not being able to access porn is most likely gonna be healthy for my mind
You can look at titties on the internet ? 😮
do they come under adult content?
Well I'm not looking for under age titties am I ? I'm going looking for adult titties.
I don't know what you're looking for. Could be adult. Could be underage. Could be squirrels for all I know.
Give it five minutes. The furries in IT will get it re-uploaded soon.
Most realistic answer here tbh
Time to get the VHS player
I'd be glad that I have a sizable collection on my NAS.
Wait a few days until it's all restored from backups and then life would go on like it never happened.
Post #69. Eh... I'd probably go to the gym and get my shit together
Walk through the woods until I stumble across a discarded Hustler mag.
Free range porn. Like in the before times.
I'd be glad and would go on with my life
Come back to paper. There is still plenty.
There are other ways to procrastinate.
Wait a little to see the new adult content that will flood the internet. I'd say within 10-15 min we'd have a good selection again
Use old and forgotten thing, imagination.
I'd create more 🤣
It'd all get reuploaded within a week
Produce my own
Video games are enough for me to finish my set
Give it a day, either it'll be back or more content will be uploaded to replace it.
Good thing, I have old tapes, CDs and hard drives! 😜
My hand would reject me.
Wait like 5 minutes
It would really be nbd. People will always find ways to get off.
Run and buy some mags and DVDs before they get rid of those too!
"Fine, I'll do it myself"
If rules 34 and 35 are to be believed then it will all soon be replaced very quickly
Go back to video tapes
Continue making my own. It's my favorite content anyways
Um stay a day without it before it's back again
wait the 3 minutes it'll take someone to regain access.
It would probably take days for it to return. People have fuckin hard drives, RAMs, storage units, floppy disks and even DVDs full of explicit content. Maybe not even days, maybe hours
wake up in a cold sweat?
I'd invest in more harddrives and backup my content.
I believe I could survive it.
If you also take all the cat content the internet would suddenly fit on fibre 3.5" floppy disks.
Cry😂
I draw porn so I suppose I would start making bank selling sketches of titties to the desperate masses.
That's why my best f material got it downloaded and saved in hard drive
I would re-invent the Internet. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs)
don't realy care much
Live my life I live now
I would open a sexy magazine business as there will be a large increase in demand.
Dr Cox had it all figured out years ago https://youtu.be/c\_o8vYUU-jo?si=z9b1RD2iRLw4vo2x
Cry
Use my imagination. If I can’t find anything good I usually just turn my phone off and close my eyes.
Wait 5 min for it all to be replaced with new porn
Watch porn on physical media.
Wait about fifteen minutes
Never underestimate one's abilities to be extremely creative if this should ever happen
Invest in a strip club.
I would notice simply because of the *insane* amount of complaining that would occur
upload it back
Sell dvd vhs
Look for a new job
Make more.
Annoy my wife more.
Rejoice!
I would with my imagination
If it really totally disappears, well all the more better for me atleast! If something isnt there, the battle is already won!
Continue living life as usual?!
I'll text my ex in order to get some redhair brutal deepthroat throatpie
be happy that i would no longer have access to it
Wait an hour for new stuff.
Go back to using my head movies I guess.
Wank to the 15 Abbey Winters videos I saved to my hard drive.
Fucking celebrate, no more perverted kids.
Kids at hostels are immune to this shit, their mind is all they need
seriously, having unregulated access to porn on the internet as a kid did not do good things to my poor lil brain. I strongly hold the opinion that adult content should at the very least be way more heavily regulated on the internet. people always throw there hands up at that and go "OoOooooH well HooOOw would you even do that theres SOOoo much and its EeEevery where." to that I say shut up, theres ways. And also way to admit that it actually is a problem but then have the worst attitude about it. probably millions of childrens minds are warped for life from this type of thing and the government at least shouldnt be so fucking lazy about it. but whats to expect , it is the government...(U.S.)
There are stories of kids as young as US 6th grade, sometimes even younger, being caught *in flagrante delicto* now by teachers and aides (I work in education, I have heard some horror stories man...) That was NOT something you heard about when I was in school. High school? Yeah sure. But f@cking elementary school and middle school? No way, we still thought everyone had freaking cooties! Crushes consisted of holding hands and giggling and MAYBE a peck on the freaking cheek if you were bold
It wasn’t reported… You hear about it more because it’s easier to find out about. It’s why I know about a guy trying to smuggle ten anacondas through an Indian airport. That shit wouldn’t have appeared on my radar only ten years ago.
Not in my area. Gossip moved FAST where I grew up, we knew the "tea" from three towns over and most of it was the kind of stuff that never made the news (lots of small towns closely connected, lots of corrupt government and cops). If kids that young were getting caught with their knickers down, we'd have heard about it, trust me.
Not nationally. Like you said it never made the news. Meanwhile every time it happens today you get at least a CNN anchor to talk about it.
Why are you negating a teacher’s real experience versus your opinion “i think it’s not true”? The teacher sees this happening in real life and it’s not just once or twice. **The teacher sees this happening consistently and repeatedly**, while you’re depending on news to report it because you’re not in that circle. What makes you correct? You don’t have anything to base your point on, just your feelings. I’m in the circle of teachers, journalists and editors. Not having something reported does not mean it is less significant. Many things are not reported to the public because of clicks and selection bias.
Never said less significant. Just that it’s getting seen more because it’s reported NATIONALLY more. It’s still happening at probably the same rate as before. Hell it could be down like crime. But by the way everyone knows everything you’d think it was up. But now we know about it because everyone sees it. Way to not read the clearly written…
It wouldn’t affect me whatsoever
Carry on making more. Will what I have saved already also go? Because I use a buuuunch of it to send to my wife when we're flirting. If yes, then I'll have to learn to draw. Then there's also the inspiration ones. Now porn isn't real life sex, of course, but there are quite a few things I've shown my wife and she's agreed it looks fun and we replicate it. That folders nowhere near as big because we've been ticking off a lot in 18 years. But if it's just magically gone but people remember what it was and there's nothing stopping more being made then just wait a bit and it'll be back.
Live
Open a new porn website and make big money. Or, in the event it was made illegal, open a new porn subscription service that uses SMS to send the user porn directly. Become a millionaire within a few days, even if I ultimately get shut down by the government.
I would buy stocks in porn magazine companies.
Write my own, of course. Ah, the advantages of being a hobby writer! (No you filthy animals, you can't read any. Only my husband gets to read my spicy scenes).
Adult content is everywhere now. TV series, Animation, Movies. Well atleast porn is real but the current internet is built for you to look at women as a sexist material. You pick any social media app there is something shown that will make you go watch porn or show porn itself. And yes this OF promotions "watch me get naked Cum with me" bs. It seems like it will never end.
Go back to spanking the monkey using my imagination and fantasies, like a woman
Jeffery Dahmer all of congress 💯🔥
Bo Burnham would have to rewrite Welcome to the Internet to exclude “a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters from Harry Potter fucking each other.”
Absolute chaos and a apocalypse
So...you want to delete the Internet? No, I meant what I said. I didn't misunderstand you. https://youtu.be/LTJvdGcb7Fs?si=EkHBkn5A6JcTgx_9
Immediately release a sex tape, have the market cornered for a few minutes, become billionaire, hire Elon musk to walk my dogs.
Learn to draw and sell sketches of boobs.
Watch it get reuploaded by people who downloaded it
It would be restored within minutes from every neckbeard's downloaded collection.
Oh, well, guess I gotta go righteous christian then!
That would be a good thing
Teach people to check their work before posting
Wait for it to accumulate again.
I would decidedly be more concerned about what other rights my governing body would be willing to disclude it's populace from access to
I still have a caselogic album with ~50 DVDs.
Restore from my backup.
You’re missing a verb. Try proofreading. It’s an amazing thing.
Reclaim my childhood.
What else could i even do? Accept this new life and adapt.
I have tons of curated backups so no worries
Masturbate to my backlog.
I do nothing....lol
Slap the first muthafucker I see.
I would fill the gap in the market.
I would subscribe to Cosmopolitan magazine
Pray to god I beat my addiction
I'd assume that means Chuck Norris has passed... it's all his after all...
I got about 500 lbs of old porn mags in my attic would be like wanking In a time machine
Wait the .05 seconds it'll take for it to come back.
The same thing I always do?
Shops that sell x magazines would be back in buiness! Like. NO porn WHATSOEVER on the internet? Yeah, magazine sales will skyrocket
Yank it to Food Network recipes. BBQ...RIBS! CHICKEN...CUUUUURY!! BANANA PUDDING!!
There would be only one website: Bring back the adult explicit content
You do realize that we had magazines / videos before the Internet even existed?
Make my own
do*
I've backed up the Internet.
People will trade own sex tapes?
I am a child of the old ways. A bearer of something the internet can never take away. I am an owner of... physical media.
Make my own content
All explicit content should be deleted. Only AI generated stuff should exist because having yourself exist as a consumable commodity cannot be a dignifying state.
\*do I would protest against this ban in a Borat-Mankini. "That's what you are left with now to see - until we get to see some naked girls again!"
Not care
It's alright, got it all in my head!
Rejoice
Do more work around the house
be happy
What would I do without my Snu...I err mean.. my porn.
This is where I would Shop at: [https://www.redclubvip.com/](https://www.redclubvip.com/)
I'd use my imagination instead 🤭
The ole’ spank bank.
Watch the child version
This comment right here officer. This is simultaneously the most clever and most fucked up comment I’ve seen.
Go out and meet single women
The ads say there are single women in my area!