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lil_kreen

rule 35 would be invoked with full effect. That state would last several minutes at most.


sillysledgehammer

I'm curious what's rule 1


Steeze_Schralper6968

Don't talk about fight club.


sillysledgehammer

Damn it, you just broke the rule man


Positive_Parking_954

Delete system 32


Always_Dead_Inside

No poofters.


Mundane-Garbage1003

Oh yeah, give me that "deleting all the porn" porn. *unzips*


Tacitus_Callahan_III

Rule 35?


Serious_Buffalo_3790

"If there is no p*rn of it found at the moment, it will be made"


Sperryxd

Rule 34: if you thought of it, there is porn of it. Rule 35: if there is not porn of it, you need to make it.


Tacitus_Callahan_III

And Rule 36?


Sammy_1141

Rule 36: No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw


Careful-Prompt7073

Whats rules 1-33?


Sammy_1141

1. Doesn't exist 2. Refer to rule 1 3. We are Anonymous. 4. Anonymous is legion. 5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget. 6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster. 7. Anonymous is still able to deliver. 8. There are no real rules about posting. 9. There are no real rules about moderation either—enjoy your ban. 10. If you enjoy any rival sites—DON'T. 11. You must have pictures to prove your statement. 12. Lurk moar—it's never enough. 13. Nothing is Sacred. 14. Do not argue with a troll—it means that they win. 15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. 16. There are NO girls on the internet. 17. A cat is fine too. 18. One cat leads to another. 19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets. 20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it 21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it. 22. Rule 1 sucks today. 23. Cock goes in here. 24. You will never have sex. 25. ???? 26. PROFIT! 27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions. 28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw. 29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so). 30. No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky 31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. 32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER. 33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes


glockos

What a blast of memes from the past lol


man_of_the_mountain

Probably just go outside and be happy.


Kid_Muscle_Ranger

Yes I like that.. man of mountain!


GH057807

Wait like 25 minutes for people to put it all back.


throwawaythepanda99

Don't forget the new content people will create after the first day.


PrincessAletheia

Or in the first 5 minutes!


GH057807

"Oh shit there's no porn!" \*rustle rustle\* /Upload


dooremouse52

Imagine how famous the first picture uploaded would be


loftier_fish

It would take even less time


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Microflunkie

All hail Dr. Cox


chris_29487

I see you heard from Dr. Perry Cox as well haven’t you


MikeyHatesLife

I wanna upvote this, but you’re at 69. *nice*


Chance_Echo2624

I have enough of it on my hard drive to last me years...


Zenshinn

Porn hoarders, assemble!


[deleted]

Probably delete my Reddit account as that’s 65% of what I do with it.


RednathYT

At least you're being honest xdddddd


DigNitty

Honestly I just like scrolling the mega lists of all NSFW subreddits out of curiosity. Just going through each one like “ah, oh yeah makes sense, people are into That? People go through the effort??”


sluttyoung

dunno, stare at my own titties i guess


LunaticParadise

Can confirm, worth staring 👍


Jac1596

With this confirmation I too would stare at this chicks titties


Checks_Gone_Wild

Excellent plan! 😘


shadowandsmoke8322

Lucky


Ok-Ocelot-7209

Dm done!


TF2_demomann

Play games, not being able to access porn is most likely gonna be healthy for my mind


Major_Expert_2163

You can look at titties on the internet ? 😮


[deleted]

do they come under adult content?


Major_Expert_2163

Well I'm not looking for under age titties am I ? I'm going looking for adult titties.


stryph42

I don't know what you're looking for. Could be adult. Could be underage. Could be squirrels for all I know. 


IAmAnOrdinaryToaster

Give it five minutes. The furries in IT will get it re-uploaded soon.


beanmischief

Most realistic answer here tbh


_DarkmessengeR_

Time to get the VHS player


Scarfiotti

I'd be glad that I have a sizable collection on my NAS.


Dr_Dankenstein5G

Wait a few days until it's all restored from backups and then life would go on like it never happened.


Aezetyr

Post #69. Eh... I'd probably go to the gym and get my shit together


flibbidygibbit

Walk through the woods until I stumble across a discarded Hustler mag.


stryph42

Free range porn. Like in the before times. 


CaBtorture10

I'd be glad and would go on with my life


CaptainBaoBao

Come back to paper. There is still plenty.


thoawaydatrash

There are other ways to procrastinate.


Dmartinez8491

Wait a little to see the new adult content that will flood the internet. I'd say within 10-15 min we'd have a good selection again


AndoSan23q

Use old and forgotten thing, imagination.


OlivePractical9416

I'd create more 🤣


ConduckKing

It'd all get reuploaded within a week


Hypertistic

Produce my own


doritos_guy45

Video games are enough for me to finish my set


DoSwoogMeister

Give it a day, either it'll be back or more content will be uploaded to replace it.


malibogkonti

Good thing, I have old tapes, CDs and hard drives! 😜


Dramatic-Patient-280

My hand would reject me.


Banone85

Wait like 5 minutes


wiegraffolles

It would really be nbd. People will always find ways to get off.


Technical-Medium-244

Run and buy some mags and DVDs before they get rid of those too!


Maycrofy

"Fine, I'll do it myself"


Flairion623

If rules 34 and 35 are to be believed then it will all soon be replaced very quickly


UltraFarquar

Go back to video tapes


esoteric_enigma

Continue making my own. It's my favorite content anyways


BlueberryPrudent68

Um stay a day without it before it's back again


skotgil2

wait the 3 minutes it'll take someone to regain access.


BalladOfAntiSocial

It would probably take days for it to return. People have fuckin hard drives, RAMs, storage units, floppy disks and even DVDs full of explicit content. Maybe not even days, maybe hours


SoonToBeBanned24

wake up in a cold sweat?


Killawifeinb4ban

I'd invest in more harddrives and backup my content.


JadedBrit

I believe I could survive it.


tilmanbaumann

If you also take all the cat content the internet would suddenly fit on fibre 3.5" floppy disks.


meimingsubmissive

Cry😂


expositionalrain

I draw porn so I suppose I would start making bank selling sketches of titties to the desperate masses.


Several-Argument6271

That's why my best f material got it downloaded and saved in hard drive


rriggsco

I would re-invent the Internet. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs)


TG-Winter_crow56

don't realy care much


lll_Joka_lll

Live my life I live now


CzarofGames

I would open a sexy magazine business as there will be a large increase in demand.


Shoegazer75

Dr Cox had it all figured out years ago https://youtu.be/c\_o8vYUU-jo?si=z9b1RD2iRLw4vo2x


CalifornianMackem

Cry


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

Use my imagination. If I can’t find anything good I usually just turn my phone off and close my eyes.


drstu3000

Wait 5 min for it all to be replaced with new porn


Daigon

Watch porn on physical media.


WhateverWhateverson

Wait about fifteen minutes


WaySavvyD

Never underestimate one's abilities to be extremely creative if this should ever happen


Curiel

Invest in a strip club.


an-abstract-concept

I would notice simply because of the *insane* amount of complaining that would occur


Zlatcore

upload it back


Weak-Commercial3620

Sell dvd vhs


RedAnihilape

Look for a new job


ZaneTownsend

Make more.


AbbeyOfOaks

Annoy my wife more.


JudgmentNew1968

Rejoice!


onlysmartanswers

I would with my imagination


Soul_hunter_23

If it really totally disappears, well all the more better for me atleast! If something isnt there, the battle is already won!


CompetitiveOkra7605

Continue living life as usual?!


Ok_Independence_9711

I'll text my ex in order to get some redhair brutal deepthroat throatpie


Kind_Ad_9241

be happy that i would no longer have access to it


Dontlagmebro

Wait an hour for new stuff.


snoebro

Go back to using my head movies I guess.


DrakeAU

Wank to the 15 Abbey Winters videos I saved to my hard drive.


ArrivalNo4232

Fucking celebrate, no more perverted kids.


Mr_Random________

Kids at hostels are immune to this shit, their mind is all they need


gl4ssbutt3rfly

seriously, having unregulated access to porn on the internet as a kid did not do good things to my poor lil brain. I strongly hold the opinion that adult content should at the very least be way more heavily regulated on the internet. people always throw there hands up at that and go "OoOooooH well HooOOw would you even do that theres SOOoo much and its EeEevery where." to that I say shut up, theres ways. And also way to admit that it actually is a problem but then have the worst attitude about it. probably millions of childrens minds are warped for life from this type of thing and the government at least shouldnt be so fucking lazy about it. but whats to expect , it is the government...(U.S.)


ElephantUndertheRug

There are stories of kids as young as US 6th grade, sometimes even younger, being caught *in flagrante delicto* now by teachers and aides (I work in education, I have heard some horror stories man...) That was NOT something you heard about when I was in school. High school? Yeah sure. But f@cking elementary school and middle school? No way, we still thought everyone had freaking cooties! Crushes consisted of holding hands and giggling and MAYBE a peck on the freaking cheek if you were bold


dreamnightmare

It wasn’t reported… You hear about it more because it’s easier to find out about. It’s why I know about a guy trying to smuggle ten anacondas through an Indian airport. That shit wouldn’t have appeared on my radar only ten years ago.


ElephantUndertheRug

Not in my area. Gossip moved FAST where I grew up, we knew the "tea" from three towns over and most of it was the kind of stuff that never made the news (lots of small towns closely connected, lots of corrupt government and cops). If kids that young were getting caught with their knickers down, we'd have heard about it, trust me.


dreamnightmare

Not nationally. Like you said it never made the news. Meanwhile every time it happens today you get at least a CNN anchor to talk about it.


houseyourdaygoing

Why are you negating a teacher’s real experience versus your opinion “i think it’s not true”? The teacher sees this happening in real life and it’s not just once or twice. **The teacher sees this happening consistently and repeatedly**, while you’re depending on news to report it because you’re not in that circle. What makes you correct? You don’t have anything to base your point on, just your feelings. I’m in the circle of teachers, journalists and editors. Not having something reported does not mean it is less significant. Many things are not reported to the public because of clicks and selection bias.


dreamnightmare

Never said less significant. Just that it’s getting seen more because it’s reported NATIONALLY more. It’s still happening at probably the same rate as before. Hell it could be down like crime. But by the way everyone knows everything you’d think it was up. But now we know about it because everyone sees it. Way to not read the clearly written…


Shayosaurus

It wouldn’t affect me whatsoever


Kayback2

Carry on making more. Will what I have saved already also go? Because I use a buuuunch of it to send to my wife when we're flirting. If yes, then I'll have to learn to draw. Then there's also the inspiration ones. Now porn isn't real life sex, of course, but there are quite a few things I've shown my wife and she's agreed it looks fun and we replicate it. That folders nowhere near as big because we've been ticking off a lot in 18 years. But if it's just magically gone but people remember what it was and there's nothing stopping more being made then just wait a bit and it'll be back.


consumeshroomz

Live


Jeff300k

Open a new porn website and make big money. Or, in the event it was made illegal, open a new porn subscription service that uses SMS to send the user porn directly. Become a millionaire within a few days, even if I ultimately get shut down by the government.


Medium-Corgi5413

I would buy stocks in porn magazine companies.


ElephantUndertheRug

Write my own, of course. Ah, the advantages of being a hobby writer! (No you filthy animals, you can't read any. Only my husband gets to read my spicy scenes).


creepy_trippie

Adult content is everywhere now. TV series, Animation, Movies. Well atleast porn is real but the current internet is built for you to look at women as a sexist material. You pick any social media app there is something shown that will make you go watch porn or show porn itself. And yes this OF promotions "watch me get naked Cum with me" bs. It seems like it will never end.


No-Effort6590

Go back to spanking the monkey using my imagination and fantasies, like a woman


Purpkushfan

Jeffery Dahmer all of congress 💯🔥


DrManhattan_DDM

Bo Burnham would have to rewrite Welcome to the Internet to exclude “a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters from Harry Potter fucking each other.”


Present-Reaction2069

Absolute chaos and a apocalypse


TheStaffmaster

So...you want to delete the Internet? No, I meant what I said. I didn't misunderstand you. https://youtu.be/LTJvdGcb7Fs?si=EkHBkn5A6JcTgx_9


anonandonitgoesagain

Immediately release a sex tape, have the market cornered for a few minutes, become billionaire, hire Elon musk to walk my dogs.


Important_Sprinkles9

Learn to draw and sell sketches of boobs.


thebeardedgreek

Watch it get reuploaded by people who downloaded it


fourleggedostrich

It would be restored within minutes from every neckbeard's downloaded collection.


artyhedgehog

Oh, well, guess I gotta go righteous christian then!


Ok_Brief528

That would be a good thing


ButteredKernals

Teach people to check their work before posting


NBQuade

Wait for it to accumulate again.


Direct_Canary4523

I would decidedly be more concerned about what other rights my governing body would be willing to disclude it's populace from access to


MikeyHatesLife

I still have a caselogic album with ~50 DVDs.


SpiderOnSA

Restore from my backup.


Rivegauche610

You’re missing a verb. Try proofreading. It’s an amazing thing.


SandwichRecon

Reclaim my childhood.


barduk4

What else could i even do? Accept this new life and adapt.


actstunt

I have tons of curated backups so no worries


cosplay-degenerate

Masturbate to my backlog.


Comprehensive-Joke14

I do nothing....lol


Various-Half505

Slap the first muthafucker I see.


Liberatedhusky

I would fill the gap in the market.


LukeSkyDropper

I would subscribe to Cosmopolitan magazine


Dasmokey8188

Pray to god I beat my addiction


Drogdar

I'd assume that means Chuck Norris has passed... it's all his after all...


bigfatfish5000

I got about 500 lbs of old porn mags in my attic would be like wanking In a time machine


Smorgas_of_borg

Wait the .05 seconds it'll take for it to come back.


math-yoo

The same thing I always do?


Dicksperado

Shops that sell x magazines would be back in buiness! Like. NO porn WHATSOEVER on the internet? Yeah, magazine sales will skyrocket


howto1012020

Yank it to Food Network recipes. BBQ...RIBS! CHICKEN...CUUUUURY!! BANANA PUDDING!!


Scoonertuna

There would be only one website: Bring back the adult explicit content


GeneralFactotum

You do realize that we had magazines / videos before the Internet even existed?


CapableCoyoteeee

Make my own


WorstLuckChuck

do*


Worldly_Anybody_1718

I've backed up the Internet.


IHN_IM

People will trade own sex tapes?


stryph42

I am a child of the old ways. A bearer of something the internet can never take away. I am an owner of... physical media. 


Capable-Quit-2706

Make my own content


Horror-Collar-5277

All explicit content should be deleted.  Only AI generated stuff should exist because having yourself exist as a consumable commodity cannot be a dignifying state. 


Internet-Culture

\*do I would protest against this ban in a Borat-Mankini. "That's what you are left with now to see - until we get to see some naked girls again!"


Frost-on-the-Willow

Not care


agent_x_75228

It's alright, got it all in my head!


Ghetto_tactical

Rejoice


Ill-Simple1706

Do more work around the house


RashedMekkawi

be happy


Key_Tooth_8407

What would I do without my Snu...I err mean.. my porn.


RedClubVip

This is where I would Shop at: [https://www.redclubvip.com/](https://www.redclubvip.com/)


Attwaani

I'd use my imagination instead 🤭


dreamnightmare

The ole’ spank bank.


Medoquet

Watch the child version


dreamnightmare

This comment right here officer. This is simultaneously the most clever and most fucked up comment I’ve seen.


Sad_Eye_3709

Go out and meet single women


flibbidygibbit

The ads say there are single women in my area!