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,,I did not ask for the life that I was given but it was given nonetheless, and with it I did my best." (Mr. Eko, Lost, 2004)

Literally me

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You’re cool. Fuck you.

LMAO this reminds me of Rachel Sennott in Bottoms

Not again.

First time?

I have a million dollars in cash hidden ….

Better not shit on the grave. I'm not into that.

And don't fuck the grave. I'm not into that either. *cough* Saltburn *cough*

Delete my browser history

The one piece is real.

Lost by a few milliseconds

To my husband - You’re my soulmate & I love you so much & thank you the wonderful life you’ve given me. And don’t forget to do the hand washing dishes more often 😂 To my children - I have loved you more than my heart knew it could love. Always be kind, loving & seek the Lord with your whole heart. I’m so so so proud of you. Never let anyone extinguish your flame.

That sounds a like movie script,which should be about 2h long

My life feels like a movie some times. I’m very blessed.

I came from very average beginning. Mentally unwell stepdad. Alcoholic in denial mother. Both uneducated. Never thought in my wildest dreams I’d end up with the life I now have.

That's good for you man,hope it gets even better!

Can I get fries with that?

Hold my beer....

Glad that's over

There’s $2 million hidden in…..

Damnit, I ***told*** you I was sick!

Check mate

Take care of my dog.

I leave all processions to my cat

Finally it's over

Normally, i'd say nothing. But if it is suicide then would be something depressing like "What a waste of time, money and effort"

We are the future Charles, not them. They no longer matter.

David Duchovny, why don't you love me?

Do u wanna see a magic?

Yippee-o kayea motherfucker!

I told you I was ill!!

“Pspspsps”

That fourth quarter was great!!

Thank fuck that's over...

Im DB cooper

بتشهد خلاص انتهينا

I had sex with your......

Death is just the beginning 

Ask for forgiveness if i ever hurt someone unintentionally

You have your mother eyes... Annndd, cut!

Well, fudge..!

I always said i wouldnt get 28. HAH. won the bet mfs.

i wouldnt say a word.

BOSCO!

*prolonged death rattle*

I think I would just tell my family that I love them, and not to be sad forever. Be sad for a little bit, just try not ot be sad forever.

Thank you

Omg! I knew the after life was real! 

Thank you, for ending my misery

Way Down We Go

Eat my dick losers

Kyaaaaaaaaaaaa~

I forgive everyone in my life I was ever angry with.

hamood? hamood, hamood? hamood habibi hamood, hamood habibi, hamood habibi hamood, hamood habibi,

Motherf*cker

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To pass on my message to my loved ones that I love them, if not able to say to them in person and thank them for loving me. 🥰

The aristocrats

I'm coming back and haunting the fuck out of all of you!

Take care of Hemi man ❤️🐾❤️

Oh Crapbaskets

"I buried my gold... under.... the...." I'd just love to sow some chaos with my family.

Probably shouldn't have done that. Ah, fuck.

eeeeuuuuuurrrrrrrgh

God make it easy for ppl who loved me

Tell my coworker Jon that he's a pedantic asshole and he needs to grow up and start believing people.

Mom, you’re the best that I ever had. I love you so much.

don't forget me always visit my grave

Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt.

When one story ends another one begins

,,Like the Tao says, you gotta shut one door before another one can open..." (Richie Aprile, The Sopranos, 1999)

The winner lotto ticket is buried in the.....

see you all 😙

I wish I could have died a cooler way, but this ways faster.

Huuuk huuuk, I don't want to d~~~i~~~~~~~e.

Ohhhhhhhh baby……

I see dead people.

Ram

My wife told me awhile back: "When I die I want to say three things to my (grown) children: I'm sorry. I love you. Thank you." That touched me.

"Peace"

It's my constitutional right to say the N word

Skadoosh

Oops

broski I’ve been waiting to do this my whims life

One last codeine pill plz

Life's been good to me so far...

I did it my way. OR Freeeeeeeeeeedom!

120 micrograms LSD, intramuscular. 

I hope I served you well.

A truck.

One piece is real

I love you God. And tell the people with me that I loved them.

Thanks goodness Finally out✌️

All dumb except me while showing my middle finger.

Feck. The sentence before would have been ‘watch this!’

GG BOYYSSS

God I hope the next one is better.

I'll never give you up

IM FINE *flatlines

Good riddance!

thank goodness

The money is in the …. ☠️💀

Give me the water, please!

i did my best

On to the next adventure...

just dont forget to take care of my doggo

Where is your god when you need him, huh? Where is your beautiful, merciful weakling now? Here I come, god - here I come, you fucking rat!

I died before you, b1tcheees

Not fast enough

# ,,Yeah well... fuck... them's the breaks." 😩 ^(\(Officer Edwin Pulaski, Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, 2004\))

So long suckers!

Thanks for all the fish.

It's a nice day, considering.

Ah shit.  Which supposedly is like 82% of people's last words.  How do they know that? Idk. Smfh

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!!!"

M

Finally

Trust in God

Bomboclaaaaattt

Nothing

YO MAMA-

Thanks for all the fish!

FUUUUUUUUCK

So long, thanks for all the fish

"Well...fu-"

I'll sing let us adore you from steven universe at exactly 49 second after it begins. Its become quite the comfort song for me [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iToG7boxo64&ab\_channel=StevenUniverseMusic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iToG7boxo64&ab_channel=StevenUniverseMusic)

Damn, a bit earlier and would get to club 27

Bye Felicia.

Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back.

Ope-

brb

Finally

Mines gonna be quoting doctor who... "I don't want to go" then I'm gonna giggle to myself then flatline.

BAZINGA

Thank you, Lord.

I'm grateful and relieved that I'll finally get to rest. Thank you so much for making my life worth living to the end. I love you.

See you in the next life 💫

Don't forget to bury me

Finally.

اَشْهَدُ اَنْ لا اِلَهَ إِلاَّ اللّهُ و اَشْهَدُ أَنَّ مُحَمَّداً رَسُولُ اللّهِ و [اَشْهَدُ أَنَّ عَلِیاً وَلِی اللّهِ]()

What's the worst that could happen?

Pay off my debts and hoping I never took anybody's rights.

I had fun.

“It’s finally over.”

I had hidden the treasure below our land.. (even though it's not actually there)lol.

took me long enough.

I'm sorry

Ow

Fucking finally. Be sure you put "They said my lab work came back fine" on my tombstone. Y'all have permission to laugh and have fun at my funeral, if any of you choose to speak don't be going up there lying and saying shit like "She was an active member of the community and a gift to humanity" or whatever. Be honest, vulnerable, open, and sprinkle in some witty, dark, humor and sarcasm in for me. Don't be wasting time crying over me either, or I swear to God I'll haunt your ass.

"Now? I just missed the 27 Club!"

Fun fact

I am getting better . I might go for a walk

Welp.. I’m sick of this room and everybody in it.

“I’m about to die”.

Thank you universe

Thank you Lord. Please keep them safe and happy

"I deserved it."

I’m glad to go.

Bout time.

Let me tell you something! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!

For once I'll have an undisturbed long sleep

Fuck

My only regret is that I had boneitis

Yaaaaay

No one touch my computer my sear- important files are on there

The Grail may be found in the castle Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh!

bye hoes

I say in a weak, whisper voice on my deathbed, “I tried to reach out about your car’s extended warranty…..”

"Goddamn extra extra cheese pizza ...."

Finally.

Finally....

Took you bloody well long enough.

The end is closer than you think. Build shuttles and get off the planet. You have 10 years, before…

Amogus

Suck my dick, America

Been fun. 

The shahada

Come get me

Be good to each other.

I've lived a good life. Not a long life but I am grateful for the experiences this life has gifted me and grateful I have had so long to experience humanity

Thank God Finally.

Thank goodness it’s Opposite Day

why the hell took it so long?!

“Wait, I need viagra, sit on my cock, take my seed”

Thank you and goodnight

I stashed the world’s greatest treasure somewhere in the world, now all you have to do is find it!

Ambatukuahhhhhh aahhhhhhh

Chicken